Chapter 659: Eyes Away
Hengdao smiled at the sky and walked onto the stage with a cheeky face, this time it was the mad knife who came out and handed the trophy to his hand. In the deliberate coaxing and screaming of the players, Zhao Zixia said with a smile: "Mr. Hengdao Xiangtianxiao, I can reveal it to you in advance, there is only one place for this award today, and you easily won it, what do you think at this time?" ”
The players laughed loudly again, and Hengdao cleared his throat with a smile to the sky, and said, "Host, can I ask, in addition to the trophy, how much is my bonus?" ”
Hengdao Xiangtianxiao didn't make a speech and asked about the bonus first, Zhao Zixia blinked, and said to the audience: "Mr. Hengdao Xiangtianxiao wants to know the bonus, do you say that I should tell him first, or wait until he finishes his speech?" ”
"Don't tell!" Again, the players speak the same language.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Hengdao Xiangtianxiao, everyone disagrees." Zhao Zixia was a little innocent.
"Okay, if you don't agree, you won't agree, just for the sake of Lao Tzu being the only one to win this award, the prize money must be the sum of the three unknown guys!" Hengdao smiled at the sky, and said loudly: "First of all, thank you CCTV, thank MTV, thank you to the boss Twilight Xue Gang Master, thank you to my good friend Macho Er, it is your support that made me win the most painful award of the Happy Hotel!" ”
"Laughing, laughing? Lao Tzu told you, these days, people are shameless, and the world is invincible! For Mao Laozi to be able to run rampant, it all depends on his thick skin! Don't talk nonsense, no matter the gold or silver awards, as long as it is given by the boss of Duxue, I have to thank you a thousand times for the development of Happy Hostel! ”
"Ha, laugh, this is still a human saying!" The players of the Kunlun Gang teased loudly.
"Yes, my brother can often spit out ivory in his mouth!" Hengdao smiled and squinted his eyes: "Host, can you tell me about the bonus now?" ”
"Absolutely." Zhao Zixia paused, and the horizontal knife smiled at the sky in anticipation, Zhao Zixia whetted his appetite before saying: "After the high-level research and decision of the happiness hotel, in addition to the gold-plated trophy, the horizontal knife Xiangtian smile, as the most shameless player, will also receive a cash reward of two hundred and fifty yuan, congratulations!" ”
"Ha Lu Ha!" The smile of the horizontal knife smiling at the sky froze on his face, and the players' stomachs hurt from laughing, and they played the rhythm neatly: "Two hundred and five, two hundred and five, two hundred and five!" ”
"Holy, host, what's going on?" Looking at the trophy in his hand, Hengdao smiled to the sky and was about to cry: "Why are theirs pure gold, and mine gold-plated?" Forget about the gold-plated ones, for the hair they are 100,000, and I am only 250? Oh, shouldn't it still be a yen? ”
"I don't know the decision of the senior leaders of the Happy Hotel." Zhao Zixia pointed at Li Jiuyang: "If you have questions, you can ask." ”
"Ask? Ask Mao, didn't you see that there were four bodyguards standing behind that guy? I'm afraid he'll beat me. Hengdao snatched the microphone from Xiangtian Xiao and said loudly: "Lao Tzu's acceptance speech has not been finished yet, and there is still the last sentence left!" I'll wipe it, two goods macho, I'll blow your chrysanthemum! ”
After scolding, Hengdao smiled at the sky without waiting for Li Jiuyang to react, threw down the microphone and trotted back to his seat, smiling at Li Jiuyang's arrogant da.
The performance of Hengdao smiling at the sky made the atmosphere of the scene more relaxed, and Zhao Zixia continued: "The third award tonight, the most obscene ID award, the winners of the awards are, Happy Imperial City, I love to play hooligans; Happy Kunlun, a lewd person; Happy Daqian Gang, broadcast quickly! ”
"Lewd, lewd, lewd!" When these three people came to the stage, they naturally caused the players to laugh, and some players watched them stand in a row and said loudly: "You trio can just form phrases, obscene hooligans watch the fast broadcast!" ”
The name of the award for the three people is just a joke, the hooligans and lewd people are very outstanding on the battlefield, so they also received a cash prize of 100,000 yuan, and the fast broadcast is a lot worse, but it also took 50,000 yuan. In the following acceptance speech, the lewd person spoke first: "Ahem, everyone, please don't be deceived by my ID, in fact, I am a very pure person." ”
"Pure your sister, follow the horizontal knife to the sky to laugh at this kind of second goods, how good can you be?"
"Yes, yes, get down, get down, I feel upset when I see you!"
As soon as the lewd man spoke, he was interrupted, and this thing was depressed, but he found balance in an instant. Because without waiting for the fast broadcast to speak, the players' complaints followed.
"Broadcast quickly, now that the whole country is cracking down, do you dare to come out?"
"That's it, hurry up and find a place to hide, and when the crackdown is over, we will download it from you!"
"Hide, hide, hide!"
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In the midst of the player's coaxing, Kuaibo's old face was flushed after being hit, and he had no choice but to hand over the microphone to me to play hooligan. The hooligan has not been in the Happiness Hostel for a long time, so everyone still maintains respect for him.
Anyway, this product is also the leader of the hospital, so in the face of so many people, he can talk eloquently: "Ha, I am really surprised to get this award." In my consciousness, the macho man should be a pixiu, only eat and not pull. Let me not fall into the imperial city, and I also took 500,000 yuan from my pit, girl, what is the situation today, I saw the money back? ”
The contradiction between the macho gang leader and the immortal imperial city is also well known in the Happy Hotel, listening to the hooligan's self-deprecating mouth, the player also let out a good-natured laugh. I love to play hooligan paused, and continued: "I can't talk about my feelings, just talk about my thoughts, I believe everyone has also experienced it." In the past, we also had gangs and equipment for playing games, but how to unite the whole gang seemed to be a problem we all faced. I, and many others, may have used the same means, topping up, relying on interests to unite everyone. ”
"I used to think there was nothing wrong with this, until I fought a few battles with the Happiness Hotel, especially when I knew that many of you not only couldn't receive salaries, but also had to pay tribute, I was a little confused. I really don't understand, what is the reason that makes you follow the strong man with all your heart? I love to play hooligan and laughed: "Later, I understood, because you believe that the macho man can lead you to glory, and what binds you is not interests, but goals, but friendships. ”
"Damn, rascal, your speech level is good, better than my brother!" I love to play hooligans and said a lot of words clearly and fluently, and said with a smile and envy to the sky.
"Because these words are from the heart and from the bottom of my heart, especially after Zhilu Dao Happiness Hostel has the support of Allure Hotel and Evergreen Group behind it, my confidence in him is also full of confidence!" I love to play hooligans and said: "The time for the Imperial City to join the Happiness Hostel is short, I hope that in the future, everyone can give us more advice and help us make progress together!" ”
I love to play hooligans and change my previous pretense of forks, which is said very sincerely, and the players of the Happy Hostel also gave applause to this product. Just when the goods bowed slightly and wanted to step down, someone in the direction of the door said angrily: "Chen Jianliang, the traitor did it so thoroughly, but I looked away at the beginning!" ”