Chapter 23: If you dare to come, I'll play with you
Ji Xiu covered her ears and lay on a carriage carrying supplies, with forage, furniture, and electrical appliances on it, as if she was moving. Igu sat on the side of the carriage with a camera in his hand, filming Ji Xiu.
It was a convoy of more than a dozen carriages, and the people in the convoy looked like nomads, Igu showed his monkey appearance, and the nomads were not too disgusted, and there were two seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls who kept looking at Igu.
"I said can you stop playing that weird instrument, it's so ugly, stop playing. Ji Xiu said to the person in front of the carriage.
"Hahaha. The old man who drove the car laughed and sang along with the instrument.
"Ahh Ji Xiu plunged headlong into the hay, trying to isolate her ears from the sound.
In this carriage, Ji Xiu is lying in the grass at the back of the carriage, Igu is filming Ji Xiu in the middle, there are two children dressed as nomads in front, in the front is an old man driving the carriage, and next to him sits a famous woman, who is playing a meniscus-shaped musical instrument. There are also more than a dozen horse-drawn carriages around, all full of people and goods, galloping on this boundless grassland.
"I'm going to be on TV, I'm going to be on TV. The two children were jumping and playing in the carriage, asking Igu to film them and push them around in front of the camera, but Igu didn't care about them, he just wanted to take pictures of Ji Xiu's figure.
"Hmm? Something is approaching. Ji Xiu pulled his head out of the hay pile, there were still several grass clippings on his hair, took out a few banknotes from his arms and handed them to the nomadic old man and said, "This is the fare, we will get off here, you guys hurry up." ”
Ji Xiu rolled over and jumped down, but he fell to the grass, and Igu jumped down with him, and the convoy did not stop and kept moving forward. Ji Xiu didn't want to get up when she lay on the grass, and whispered to Igu: "There is still some time, I will close my eyes and recuperate first, and then call me when the live show starts." ”
Igu understood. "Igu knows that Ji Xiu is very tired now, and in the past few days, I don't know how many people have been killed who have come to chase and kill, and he has been attacked almost twenty-four hours a day, and he has not even slept peacefully.
Ji Xiu fell asleep, and in his dream, he was on a golf course, holding a long sword 1.85 meters long in his hand, and using the long sword as a cue to play ball. The dream was very short, the dream was broken, Ji Xiu woke up, sat up leisurely, and saw that there were already more than 20 people surrounding him, Ji Xiu opened his mouth and said: "Will you pretend to be a golf ball?"
"Kill!" more than two dozen incoming people rushed up to a dozen people, each with a different weapon in their hands.
Ji Xiu caught the big knife that slashed at his neck with one hand, waved his hand at the camera, and said: "Hello audience, I want to start again, look at the big knife I caught, the knife is more than two feet long, and it is made of stainless steel, this is a good knife, and the cultivation of people who use this knife is not low." ”
When Ji Xiu said this, he touched his hand to the chest of the knife-wielding man, nodded and said, "The cultivation is really not low, at least forty years of cultivation." ”
"Ahh
"Good move. Ji Xiu shouted: "Very beautiful counterattack tricks, I'll play with you again." ”
After Ji Xiu finished speaking, he took a step back and got out of the fight with the big knife man, flashed behind Igu, knocked the two people who wanted to sneak attack Igu to the ground, and said, "When you fight with me, you can hit me in the face, but you can't sneak up on the cameraman." ”
"Shoot it well, don't miss a shot. Ji Xiu explained to Igu, and at the same time kicked another person away.
At this time, the more than 20 people who came to sneak attack did not dare to step forward for a while, but just surrounded Ji Xiu in a circle.
"Let's come along, and I'll teach you how to use the radio boxing technique from elementary school. Ji Xiu made a gesture, which looked ordinary and familiar.
At this time, the Internet has been boiling, a large number of netizens crowded into Ji Xiu's live broadcast room, because the number of people is too much, once the server was crowded across, for this reason, the major video websites announced cooperation, live broadcast Ji Xiu together, and diverted data traffic to other websites, large and small, so that the live broadcast continued to proceed normally, and even some websites set up more servers.
"Ji Xiu's fight is really powerful, and she can fight in a group when she sleeps. ”
"It's really a feast for the eyes, how can you usually see the transporters overmove, only the quadrennial International Transporter Tournament has the athletes of all countries gather to duel. ”
"Isn't Ji Xiu using the broadcast boxing method from elementary school now, is it okay to use such a weak move to deal with the enemy, just kidding. ”
Comments on the Internet have sprung up, swiping out minute by minute, Ji Xiu read the comments at first, and then stopped reading them, because it is useless to read the comments of these netizens.
It took Ji Xiu more than ten minutes to knock over the six people on the ground, and he himself was punched several times by others, and after scratching his head with both hands, he said, "I changed my mind, I want to play golf." ”
Ji Xiu stretched out his hand and grabbed a person's forehead, pressed it down into the grass and mud, took out a long sword and struck it as a stick, the scabbard hit the skull and made a crisp sound like knocking a coconut, and the person flew into the air in response, and then floated into the distance like a broken kite and disappeared beyond the horizon.
"Yay!" Ji Xiu gestured to the camera with victory, and then concocted the same method, more than a dozen people were all beaten out of the sky like golf balls, and in the end there was only one person left.
The last remaining person threw away the weapon in his hand, knelt in front of Ji Xiu, and begged Ji Xiu to forgive him for his life.
Ji Xiu thought about it for a while and said to the camera: "Netizens, should I spare his life?"
"Don't, don't let it go, he wanted to kill you before. "Kill him, screw his head off." "Don't let it go, don't let it go, I'll kill him again after I release him." "All kinds of cruel barrage (a way of commenting on video websites, comments are not sunk under the video in the form of posts, but appear at the same time as the video in the form of subtitles) emerged, Igu held the camera, this high-tech camera can be connected to the Internet, live broadcast the captured footage to the world, and you can also see the barrage sent by netizens, Igu reads these barrages, that is, the requirements of netizens.
"In this way, it seems that everyone is very angry, how does it feel to knock on the keyboard to make others die?" Ji Xiu walked up to the man and wanted to knock him away with the scabbard.
Igu also said some new barrages, "You have to go around people and go around people", "If you put down your arms, it will be inappropriate to kill him again", "Is it worth killing people who have lost their fighting spirit......
And then there are barrages of different points of view, "Do you plan to kill all the way when you run, you are very pathetic", "You are also a mother, he is also a mother", "You are a murderer"......
Now that various barrages have been torn together, netizens are divided into two factions, one advocates killing, and the other advocates release. Ji Xiu listened to the content of the barrage read by Igu, just like there are all kinds of different people, all kinds of contradictory and incompatible views, and a barrage is a person.
Ji Xiu smiled happily and said, "Well, yes, let's move on, we are still from the North Pole." This is the end of this little fight, my name is Ji Xiu, I am now a traitor, and now I am heading north, to the North Pole. I'm right here, my position is always positioned by the satellite positioning system, I don't hide or hide above board, I advise those behind me, it's best not to mess with me, if you dare to mess with me, I'll play with you. ”
Ji Xiu left, Igu followed, leaving the dumbfounded assassin, before more than 20 people came to assassinate Ji Xiu, now he is the only one left, I don't know if his heart is as desolate as this grassland.
"Look, there's a lake up ahead. Ji Xiu took out the map and looked at it, pointed to a point on the map and said to the camera: "I think I have come to Lake Popor, after this lake and then walk a distance to go out of the country, there is a big snowfield next, the road to the North Pole is really long, everyone comfort me." ”
Ji Xiu is used to the camera, and now she has learned to sell cuteness in front of the camera. At this time, on the Internet, a large number of gold coins are flying all over the major video websites, and many people have become fans of Ji Xiu, using real money to recharge virtual gold coins, monthly passes, flowers, etc., and constantly give them to Ji Xiu.
It's only been less than a week since Ji Xiu started live broadcasting, and his income has soared to the first place on the live broadcast list, and he has a long distance from the second place, and a lot of wealth has accumulated in major video websites, but Ji Xiu estimates that he will never be able to take out the money.
"Hello everyone, the next step is the cooking live, I heard that there are a lot of big fish in Lake Popor, and today's dinner is fish. After Ji Xiu said these words to the camera, he ran to the lake, and Igu kept following closely, photographing Ji Xiu's back.
Ji Xiu took off his shoes and threw them in the haystack, tried the lake water with his feet, and found that the water was good and ice, so it was not suitable for entering the water. Ji Xiu ran back to Kishiki to put on his shoes and said to the camera: "Everyone, I'm in trouble, how can I catch fish now?"
In fact, Ji Xiu has many ways to catch fish, but he just deliberately performed it and asked everyone on the Internet at will, but he didn't expect many netizens to give their opinions.
"Straw rope, there are a lot of earthworms near the lake, you can dig some out to fish. ”
"There are a lot of big fish in Lake Popor, and if you have a boat to go to the center of the lake, you can use the leg of lamb to catch it. ”
Ji Xiu heard this barrage read by Igu, smiled slightly, and thought: If there are sheep nearby for me, I can just eat the sheep, why do I need to fish. However, there was still very useful information that helped Ji Xiu solve the problem of accommodation.
"Wow! This is my family's grazing land, so I'm glad that Ji Xiuda came to my house, and there is a wooden house on the left bank of the lake, where there are a lot of stored materials, and Ji Xiuda can use it casually. ”
Ji Xiu's ears moved when she heard this, and she hurriedly walked in the direction of the wooden house.