Chapter 003: I Ordered It for Uncle Weird!

"I really don't know how you fight, it's difficult for others to eat chicken all day long, you can sit down and eat a handful in ten minutes, and the boss's cigarettes are about to be taken away by you in a few days, Chen Feng, I now seriously doubt the purpose of your proposal for this reward." The long-legged beauty webmaster rolled her eyes.

"Hasn't the business of the Internet café been full every day since the proprietress accepted my suggestion? As the saying goes, reluctant children can't trap wolves, other Internet cafes have rewards, if our Internet cafes don't set some rewards, I'm afraid they will close down, which is called keeping pace with the times. After Chen Feng finished speaking, he grabbed his hair like a chicken nest.

When the long-legged beauty network administrator saw Chen Feng grabbing her hair, she immediately frowned and took two steps back, and said with a look of disgust: "Can you take a good bath?" ”

"Am I dirty?" Chen Feng asked rhetorically with a hippie smile.

"Dirty or not, you can't feel it yourself? How long has it been since you've showered and shaved? ”

"Ten days."

"I... It's really..."The long-legged beauty network manager wanted to speak and stopped, as if she was worried that what she said would hurt Chen Feng's heart, hesitated for a while, she still didn't say it after all, and then, she turned around and walked to the bar, and after walking two steps, she stopped and turned around and said: "I have something to get off work early today, don't play, prepare for a substitute." ”

"Got it."

Ten minutes later, Chen Feng changed into work clothes and sat at the bar smoking a cigarette, and when the long-legged beauty network manager changed her clothes and was about to leave with a small bag, she seemed to remember something, and returned to the bar to look at Chen Feng who was smoking and asked, "Will you eat instant noodles for dinner later?" ”

Chen Feng shook his head.

The long-legged beauty network manager nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's time for you to change your taste, it's been almost half a month, and I see you eating instant noodles every day." ”

"Well, change the flavor today and eat Laotan sauerkraut." Chen Feng said.

"I..."The long-legged beauty network manager was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "I really don't know what is going on with you, I don't go back to the shower without washing home, and I don't listen to your accent and I'm not a foreigner, I..."

Before the long-legged beauty network administrator finished speaking, Chen Feng interrupted her with his mouth, and waved his hand like a fly: "Lu Kexin, don't you have something at home?" Hurry up, don't go on here. ”

"You..." Lu Kexin was so angry that the bulge on her chest kept rising and falling because of her anger, and then, she turned around and left the Internet café with an aggrieved face.

Chen Feng didn't even glance at Lu Kexin's departing back, he was idle, he was about to watch the live broadcast of eating chicken for a while to pass the time, when the mobile phone rang suddenly.

He took out his mobile phone very casually and didn't see that the caller ID was connected and heyed, the other party didn't say a word, and after a while, he was about to hang up the phone directly, when suddenly a girl's voice came out: "You... Are you okay? ”

Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, then his eyes returned to normal, and he smiled: "It's not bad." ”

"Really?" The girl didn't seem to believe it.

"Then should I cry, and when I am tired of crying, I will find a place where no one is to eat some rat poison, and then quietly leave this world, is this the result you want?" Chen Feng said indifferently.

"Chen Feng, I didn't mean that, you know." The girl's emotions instantly became excited.

"Don't worry, I'm living well, as long as I don't know the truth for a day, I will live well." Chen Feng laughed, at this time, he was obviously laughing, but only he could feel the wetness in his eyes.

The girl was silent for a while and said, "Is there enough money to spend?" ”

"I can't say enough, are you going to give it to me?"

"Yes."

"I'm sorry, I, Chen Feng, don't have the habit of eating soft rice, besides, if there's nothing to do, I'm hanging, and I'm busy now." After Chen Feng finished speaking, he was about to hang up the phone.

"Wait." The girl shouted.

"Anything else?"

"I've transformed." The girl said hurriedly.

"That's your business, it's none of my business."

"After the decision of the club's high-level meeting, I officially withdrew from the Yaoshi team, gave up the League of Legends and transformed to lead the team to enter PUBG, today is the day when the Yaoshi club officially established the PUBG branch."

"It was expected, but I didn't expect them to let you lead the team, what about Li Yao?"

"Li Yao is the captain, and I am the vice captain."

"Sure enough."

"Chen Feng, if you are willing to give up the pursuit of the truth, I can let you come back, with your talent, I believe that given you a few months, you will definitely be able to catch up with everyone."

"Get out."

When the voice fell, Chen Feng hung up the phone directly, he originally planned to directly pull the other party's phone into the blacklist, but after thinking about it, he didn't have the courage, because he was afraid that he would lose contact with her forever, although he knew that there was no hope in this life, but he wanted to leave some thoughts for himself.

"Whew!"

Chen Feng raised his head and exhaled, rubbed his eyes again, and muttered, "Damn, how can there be sand blowing into my eyes in an Internet café?" ”

"Uncle Blame, what kind of sand?" A crisp and sharp girl's voice sounded, and at this time, a sweet-looking girl walked in at the door of the Internet café, and what she said just now was what she said.

"ID card." Chen Feng said.

"Whoa." The girl handed her ID card to Chen Feng and said, "Uncle Strange, why are you so ruthless every time I come?" ”

"I'm a network administrator, and I'm not a nightclub master, is it possible that I still have to greet you with a smile when you come to the Internet?" Chen Feng explained as he handed back the ID card to the girl.

"Poof."

The girl laughed out loud, looking extremely cute, and after she stopped laughing and took the ID card, she stuck out her tongue and said, "You should be a strange uncle in the nightclub, hehe." ”

"......" Chen Feng was speechless.

In a blink of an eye, it was dinner time, Chen Feng took a bucket of instant noodles as always, he didn't tell a lie, he did change the taste today, Laotan sauerkraut, he was about to soak it, suddenly someone snatched the instant noodles from his hand, he was stunned, and then looked up, only to see the girl staring at him.

"Uncle Blame, you eat instant noodles every day when I come here, aren't you tired?" The girl asked.

"What do I eat have anything to do with you?" Chen Feng wondered.

"It's okay with me." The girl shook her head.

"Give me the noodles." Chen Feng stretched out his hand.

"Don't eat instant noodles, it's not good to eat too much." The girl took two steps back.

"I..."

Chen Feng was just about to get angry, he was hungry all day, this instant noodles was his dinner, but as soon as the words came out, a delivery man of a certain group of takeaways walked in at the door, and he came in and asked Chen Feng: "Hello, where is the No. 61 machine?" ”

Chen Feng was about to speak, but the girl preemptively said: "I'm on the No. 61 plane." ”

After the delivery man of a certain group confirmed that the girl's order was correct, the girl pointed to the small table in the bar and said, "Brother, just put the food on the table." ”

"Okay."

"Wait."

Chen Feng stopped a certain group of delivery people, looked at the girl and asked, "Why did you put the meal you ordered on my table?" ”

"Oh, people accidentally ordered too much, there are not enough on the computer desk, blame uncle, don't be so stingy." The girl flattened her mouth and was coquettish for a while.

Chen Feng was helpless, so he had to nod and agree: "You can put it away, but you have to wipe the table clean before you can leave." ”

"Got it." The girl happily responded, and then motioned for the delivery person to take out what she ordered.

Chen Feng stood aside and watched, his eyes widening and widening, fish-flavored tofu, oyster mushrooms in tomato sauce, cucumbers mixed with sugar, braised pork, cola chicken wings, sauerkraut fish, and a big bowl of white rice.

Looking at the table full of dishes full of color and aroma, Chen Feng couldn't help but swallow his saliva, he swore that he definitely couldn't help it, and after a certain group of delivery people left, Chen Feng twisted his head to the side, he was afraid that if he was staring, his saliva would really flow out.

"Uncle Blame, are you busy now?" The girl walked into the bar, pulled up a chair and sat down, and asked.

"It's not busy."

"Great, if you're not busy, I'll treat you to a meal, anyway, I can't finish all the dishes myself." The girl said.

"No, I still like instant noodles." Chen Feng admits that even he doesn't believe this sentence.

"Oh." The girl nodded, then put a cola chicken wing to her mouth and took a gentle bite, only to see her chewing and constantly praising it: "It tastes good." ”

Chen Feng, who was making noodles on the side, quietly swallowed his saliva after hearing this, and said, "You can eat it, don't make a sound." ”

"Oh, but it's so delicious, people can't help it." The girl was coquettish again, and then she got up and walked over and asked, "Uncle Strange, is there any water?" ”

"In the fridge, take it yourself."

"Hey, don't you have a bottle here? I'm so thirsty, I'll take a sip first. The girl said that she was going to reach over and take it, this is Chen Feng's water, of course Chen Feng will not take it for her, when he stretched out his hand to stop it, the girl grabbed it, but when the two of them grabbed the water, the instant noodles were knocked over.

"Ah, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry." The girl quickly apologized.

"I... Depend on. ”

Chen Feng didn't say it, he was already very uncomfortable watching the girls eat a big meal, but now it's good, even the instant noodles are gone, he turned around and saw that there were only potato chips and other snacks in the commodity cabinet, and the instant noodles were sold out.

"Forget it, you go eat, it's okay." Chen Feng could only swallow the bitter water in his stomach, after all, the girl also apologized, he can't care about it, right?

"Uncle Blame, why don't you eat with me, I can't finish all the dishes myself." The girl dragged Chen Feng's clothes as she spoke, Chen Feng struggled inwardly, and finally compromised, there was no way, the instant noodles were gone, and the dishes on the table exuded an attractive fragrance, he really couldn't hold it back.

When Chen Feng finished eating a bowl of rice, he suddenly realized that the girl not only didn't eat, but also didn't eat much of the dishes, so she ate up a plate of white sugar mixed with cucumbers.

"Why don't you eat it?"

"I'm losing weight."

"Lose weight and order so many dishes?"

"Hee-hee, I ordered it especially for Uncle Weird." The girl's smile gives people a feeling of touching honey in their mouths, which makes people instantly sweet to the heart.