Chapter 75: Finding a Solution
Jiang Han briefly talked about the laid-off crisis faced by the cat lanterns.
Develyn's face was as usual, and she said in a serious tone:
"Cut the cat? This is simply unacceptable, something that I have never even thought about, let alone the fact that this cause is now on the side of you, the lord. ”
"Unacceptable, but, but it's drudgery again, meow." Jiang Han was so aggrieved that he even meowed.
Hard work, and no reward.
Since the existence of Ovilla is a top secret, and the existence of the Cat Lantern Witch is also a top secret, Jiang Han did not say anything about these two aspects, only said that the high-ranking giant cats asked her to give her a solution.
Jefferine nodded:
"It's a chore, but you've thought about using some of the emergency measures and means used for emergencies to artificially adjust the timing of the wheelbarrow to come online, or simply ......"
"You mean sabotage?" Jiang Han blinked.
"No, no, no, no, of course, it's not sabotage, it's just a flexible experiment out of concern and necessity for security, and a non-positive view of it out of a responsible attitude." Develyn is a master at playing with language.
Jiang Han was a little moved, and the cat's ears stood up. But as soon as he thought of Ove's warning, the cat's ears drooped again:
"It doesn't work, the cat lanterns can't do it, I mean, it's okay for the cat lanterns to wreak havoc at the banquet, or dismantle the house, but if you want to be like a professional saboteur, I'm afraid it won't work. And in the company of the ghost witch, there are templates, there are spells that become good, and there are also magic pools......"
"That's a problem, murdering witches is a serious crime, and ghost witches aren't very good at murder." Develyn pinched her own ear.
She paused, then asked:
"So a legal solution? Let's just say that they used it, and they used the patent of the ultimate witch. Anyway, in the end, Her Excellency Witch's patents are all over the field, and if you are far-fetched to find common ground, you can still find some evidence. If we have the right proof, I'm sure I'll ask the Senior Affairs Officer of the Final Witch Lady who works with Her Excellency the Final Witch to do us a small favor and make these ghost witches a little bankrupt. ”
Damn! Can bankruptcy still be 'small'? But I like the idea...... Jiang Han was quite moved, but sighed again:
"That's right, they're brand new technology, and they've bought all of them."
"It's unforgivable." Develyn was a little angry, "They actually went to buy the license, doesn't it give us no reason to raid them!" ”
The morality of the witch civil servant is even lower than that of the witch herself.
"There's no way to get the Ghost Witch to remove the lights from their unicycle!" Jiang Han sat back, and suddenly grasped a subtle inspiration.
This inspiration came quickly, quickly.
If it weren't for the witch's highly grasping mind, I am afraid I would not have been able to capture this inspiration!
…… Why should I think about dismantling the car? The real reason for the employment problem of cat lights is not because the wheelbarrow has its own lights?
Then the question is simplified, from 'how to stop the unicycle pandemic' and 'increase the proportion of low-end griffons' to 'how to make unicycles without their own lights'...... All at once the problem is reduced.
Will the low-end griffon car wither.
What's the matter with the cats?
As long as the demand for cat lights is guaranteed, it doesn't matter if it's a unicycle or a griffin car!
"Jeffryne, you say, is there a way to give these wheelbarrow lights, meow?" Jiang Han looked at Develyn, expecting the witch civil servant to give some advice.
Develyn frowned slightly, and pinched her ears again:
"Hah, now it's a problem with the lights...... Come to think of it, it seems that in 1990, the Witch finally seemed to have traveled with a strange decree called the 'Lights Restriction Order', you probably remember? ”
I remember! Meow...... Also, it's better not to pretend to know...... Jiang Han said sincerely:
"Please explain it to me."
"Yes, my lord." Delphine leaned back and used her magic to control the coffee machine next to her and make a hot roasted cat coffee.
Roasted cat coffee is a specialty made by a cat lamp called roasted cat lamp, and when you mix the coffee beans with the energy of the leylines with your tail, you can knock out coffee beans that emit a faint red glow like molten beans!
Drinking mellow roasted cat coffee, bad ideas come up one by one!
Develyn said slowly:
"In 1990, in Europe, Fendruckert is also the largest and finest coastal island. The witches rode their broomsticks through the empty islands, and the atmosphere at the time was that the witches would hang a lantern on the handle of their broomsticks to illuminate the ......"
"But apparently, many witches have gone overboard. They hung their lanterns on their brooms, and they grew brighter and brighter, more and more dazzling. ”
"This eventually led to the Witch announcing a Lamp Restriction Order, which explicitly required that the lights on each witch vehicle be taxed according to the level of illumination."
"Of course, five years have passed, and many witches have forgotten this decree. Even the Witch Mechanism won't use it casually to charge, unless you actually encounter a witch with the 'strong light' and 'high beam' turned on. ”
There are also such people in the witch world, riding a broom to turn on the high beams...... Jiang Han nodded thoughtfully:
"What do you mean?"
"Oh, given that the wheelbarrow may be a pandemic, we must strictly follow the final witch's restriction light order, oh ho, this is a matter of people's safety, and it must be strictly enforced." Develyn gave a sympathetic suggestion.
If you can't destroy it directly! Just set up a name and raise the cost of the lights!
Develyn took a sip of her coffee:
"We can unite a few witch affairs officers, plus the civil servants of the witch agency, and then the lord you prepare a large number of cat lights, I think we should have a way to sell them all."
Bad Witch.
In Jiang Han's expectant gaze, Defelyn called Melissa over the phone, the witch who worked for the foreign affairs secretary of the Night's Watch, and it was clear that she was Devrin's best friend.
As soon as Develyn's best friend heard that there was the best cat coffee and cat light kitchen snacks, she guaranteed to arrive within five minutes.
In these five minutes, Jiang Han just asked the cat lamp kitchen to prepare a sumptuous dinner.
…………
"What, this vehicle called a unicycle affects the popularity of griffin cars? It's really, very original and imaginative. ”
Melissa was tasting the grilled dragon steak made by the catlight kitchen, and at the same time insulted the wheelbarrow equipment with the most excessive 'insult' of the civil servant witch.
Wow...... Jiang Han looked at Devlin next to him.
Xiao Dai immediately asked:
"Did this thing mess with you?"
"Didn't mess with me." "But the problem is, I have sixty friends who work in the Griffin Authority, and more than one hundred and twenty witches who are engaged in low-end griffin car audits...... They are all witch civil servants, and if there are no low-end griffin cars, they can only be laid off. ”
As soon as it came to the witch civil servant, Develyn immediately came up with an idea:
"We have to find a way to pressurize them and increase their costs, so that they only have a certain advantage in price, not this absolute advantage!"
"Hygiene laws, traffic rules, maintenance fees, management fees, personnel and miscellaneous fees, magic occupancy fees, control fees...... We've got to get some energy, Melissa! "TV updates the fastest www.biqugetv. (com)/ /
Melissa nodded:
"And cat lights, Jiang Han, can you organize a large-scale cat light event? Unleash hundreds of thousands of cat lights to drown the ghost witch ......"
Meow! How is that possible...... Well? Jiang Han was about to blurt out, when suddenly he thought of the kittens who wanted to come over to work:
"Huh?"
She looked at Dervelyn, just in time to see that the other party also looked suddenly enlightened.
Meow...... Give the Ghost Witch something to do!
Jiang Han said:
"I'm going to contact Carlo the cat."