The Blues' Chelsea clash with Asian champions Japan left the shijie with too much controversy. One of the most eye-catching is naturally the Japanese goalkeeper Kawaguchi Noho, who has been pierced through the gate 16 times and scored a wonderful goal!

After the game, hundreds of reporters surrounded the Japanese player who made history, and even Chelsea superstars such as Wayne Rooney, Van der Vaart, and Owen, who completed a hat-trick, were not as hot as Kawaguchi's life, although this was not what Kawaguchi wanted to live.

"Mr. Noho Kawaguchi, can you explain everything that happened to you on the court today?"

"Are you happy with your play?"

"Did you deliberately score that unbelievable own goal to make a name for yourself?"

"Mr. Noho Kawaguchi, do you have anything to say to the Japanese fans?"

"Kawaguchi can live ......"

The reporter's questions were asked one after another, and Kawaguchi was able to live and almost hide his face and cry, so he wanted to pull his neck and shout: "I can't live, I want to die!" ”

Before he became famous, Kawaguchi had countless fantasies about being able to play bravely in the game against the strong team, becoming the key hero who decided the outcome of the game, and won the cheers of the fans and the media.

But when the time came, when the Japanese fans booed him to the extreme, and when the gloating, excited flushed faces of the reporters blocked in front of him, Kawaguchi realized that he was indeed in control of the game!

It's just going in the wrong direction entirely......

Now, what he wants to do most. It's just to find a place where no one knows you, squat down in the corner, and think about it while drawing circles. What the is going on!

The head coach of the Japanese team, Zico, has always been a supporter of Kawaguchi Nenghu, and at the same time, as a famous player in Brazilian football, he has also attracted attention. Several European reporters were scheming and recorded his dead face at the entrance of the players' tunnel.

"Coach Zico, the Japanese team lost 0:16, which ...... Is this a deliberate arrangement of haode by you beforehand? ”

'What do you think of Chelsea's performance in this game? Do you pay attention to this game for Qiao Wanxian? ”

"The Asian Top 10 will start soon. Will goalkeeper Nokoshi Kawaguchi be the main goalkeeper of the Japanese team? ”

"Zico Coach ......"

Zico felt his bloody heart being sprinkled with salt again, and he resisted the urge to stuff the microphone of the group of reporters in front of him into their crotches. Without saying a word, he walked into the locker room of the Japanese team and slammed the door shut with a "bang".

In the stands.

Japanese fans evacuated the stadium in a hurry like refugees from Ethiopia, and only a few hundred fans with strong psychological tolerance remained in the stadium to continue to be "abused".

Tears in my eyes!

16:0！ What is this concept? An average of five minutes were scored by Chelsea. It's literally a match between professional players and elementary school students!

Jowan led the Chelsea players around the stands. Paying tribute to this group of Japanese fans who paid a lot of money to come in and be abused.

That's right, it has to be a tribute!

Witnessing the Japanese team being baptized in blood, it is indeed not an ordinary person to hold on until now!

It's just that the few remaining fans are more restrained, and their movements are relatively stiff, as if they are stunned. However, the commentators on the commentary seat, as if to welcome the triumph of the hero, raised their arms high and made a bowing appearance, the commentary seat. It has become a stage for king worshippers!

Twenty minutes later.

Qiao Wanxian attended the post-match press conference.

Japan's head coach Zico did not show up from start to finish, much to the disappointment of European journalists who wanted to wait for an opportunity to make a sarcastic. Fortunately, Qiao Wanxian's comments on this game made them feel that it was worth flying thousands of miles from Europe to Japan for an interview!

'First of all, I would like to say thank you to the huge enthusiasm of the fans, I don't think Chelsea would have been able to play such a big score without their bursts of exclamations and screams!'

In the first sentence, Qiao Wanxian directly leaked the essence.

Exclamations and screams?

Boss, would you say something or not? Japanese fans are already heartbroken because of the loss, and you are sneering and sneering, and you don't let people live?

In the press conference hall, nearly half of the Japanese reporters immediately turned green and trembled with anger, as if they were ...... Incontinence is the same.

"Qiaosan, please pay attention to your words!"

Finally, the Japanese journalists, who could not bear it anymore, protested.

As soon as Qiao Wan heard this, his expression immediately changed, and he said seriously: "This reporter friend, I'm afraid you have misunderstood, I have never despised Japanese football. On the contrary, after this game, I have a new understanding of Japanese football, really, I never expected you guys to kick the ball so well! ”

"Huh?"

The room was full of shock.

Qiao Wanxian continued: "Originally, I thought that Japan would lose by at least 30 goals! Fortunately, after 90 minutes of hard work, the Japanese team only allowed us to score 16 goals thanks to solid defense and Kawaguchi's MVP-level performance! That's right, here, I would like to congratulate the Japanese team! ”

"What? May I ask Mr. Wan Xian, what do you congratulate the Japanese team? ”

The journalist, who spoke fluent English, had blue eyes and a big nose, and was probably from Europe. Obviously, he and Qiao Wanxian are on the same front, just to want to humiliate Japanese football.

Qiao Wanxian has full experience in singing duets, and immediately replied: "Of course, congratulations to the Japanese team for losing 0:16 to Chelsea." To be honest, with the strength of the Japanese team, they only lost by 16 goals, which is definitely the most memorable honor in the history of Japanese football! ”

At the press conference, except for the Japanese, everyone was holding back their smiles, and there was a beautiful reporter who couldn't help but cough to vent her laughter.

On the other hand, the Japanese fans and press conference officials at the scene were all as black as the bottom of the pot, as if someone had slaughtered his whole family.

"Mr. Wan Xian, can you comment on whether Japanese goalkeeper Kawaguchi can live? Also, you are well-informed, what do you think of his own goal? ”

Qiao Wanxian's expression was shocked: "Can Kawaguchi live?" Well...... He's a very good goalkeeper! Although the height of 1.78 meters is a bit short for the goalkeeper, choose the big one among the short! It is already a miracle that such a 'giant' can appear in the island nation of Japan! So, let's not expect too much, even if it's a brute standing on the goal line, he can more or less block a few shots, let alone a living person, right? ”

"Poof! haha……”

The reporters couldn't stand it any longer, and suddenly burst into a burst of thunderous laughter, which almost shook the entire press conference scene.

An official of the Japanese Football Association may have received instructions from his superiors and knew that this press conference could not continue, so he quickly grabbed the microphone and said loudly: "Okay, time is limited, today's press conference is over, everyone is welcome to participate, zaijian!" ”

"Hey, what do you mean?"

"Well, it's only been 5 minutes!"

"Damn little Japan, you're playing with us?"

"If you can't afford to lose, don't come out and be embarrassed!"

……

The reporters were boiling and threw all their anger at the Japanese Football Association.

The Football Association official faced the reprimands of many people, nervously peeing his pants, sitting or standing, walking or staying, and he was about to cry with tears in his eyes!

At this time, Qiao Wanxian, who was humble and open-minded, stood up and spoke: "Okay, don't make noise, listen to me." After all, this is Japan, in case the quarrel is too much, and an accident happens to no one, so let's not remember the villain, and today's press conference is here, how about it? ”

As soon as Qiao Wan spoke, of course, those European reporters had to give some face, and the quarrel gradually decreased.

The Japanese official waved his sleeves and wiped his tears, nodded and bowed to Qiao Wanxian, and kept saying respectfully: "Xiexie Qiaosang, Xiexie Qiaosang!" ”

Qiao Wanxian suddenly smiled.

Ya's little Japan is cheap!

Lao Tzu is about to scold your ancestors, thank me?

Come and don't be rude, people thank you, Qiao Wanxian naturally wants to smile: "You're welcome, you're welcome, this is what I should do, if I have the opportunity, I will do it......" (to be continued......)