This statement is rare, Jiang Liang hides it deeply, and Zhou Xuan believes that he really listens.

"I want to hear about it!"

"You look at a person's background from the appearance of your facial features, what about me, if someone else takes off her clothes, you can know her details at a glance." Jiang Liang shook her little head.

"Isn't that the whole picture? I can also watch it, but it's easy to misunderstand, so the name museum never does it. Zhou Xuan waved his hand.

"That's not what I mean, follow me."

Jiang Liang picked up Zhou Xuan and came to a place, the name is very good, it is all underwear! There are also plastic models around, some of which are vivid, some of them show off the latest styles, and some of them haven't had time to put them on yet.

Zhou Xuan felt embarrassed, but saw that there was also a young couple who came to choose, and her husband was still an important staff officer, so she became calm, "Sister Liang, what are you doing here?" ”

"Buy underwear! This name is good, the flower in the mirror, you can see it, you can't touch it, which master gave it? Jiang Liang patted his head: "God, you took me into the ditch, and I also committed an occupational disease." ”

"Not many places in the women's market are selling, so I have to travel so far to buy here." Zhou Xuan didn't understand, can underwear be counted in the classification of clothes.

"That's the secret." Jiang Liang became more and more proud, and leaned closer and said: "Male and female, it depends on whether a person is really rich and tasteful, and he has to take off his coat and look at his underwear." ”

Zhou Xuan was still stunned, and the underwear stores in Women's Street were also colorful, and they looked similar.

Jiang Liang continued to impart her valuable experience: "Some people look rich, but they actually spend it on their faces, clothes and shoes, and some are simply dressed, but they have to wear a diamond ring to prove that they are rich." Lingerie, invisible clothes, fifty in the women's street can buy a set, here at least five hundred. Do you think, you are willing to spend a lot of money where you can't see it, so you are not really rich? ”

It seems to make some sense, Zhou Xuan nodded, but it is not excluded that some people who pay attention to the inside are willing to spend money on underwear. Oh, it should be a minority.

Buy it, buy it, why talk so much nonsense.

Jiang Liang stuffed the mobile phone to Zhou Xuan to hold, and happily picked one by one, picking the one with less underwear material.

After entering the locker room, the waiter changed her one set after another according to the size, and there were a lot of simple sofas outside, and she hadn't chosen her favorite yet.

Zhou Xuan sat down to rest, and behind him were two sleek plastic models, which felt awkward.

Moreover, the waiter's face became more and more ugly, Zhou Xuan was really worried that Jiang Liang would not buy it again and be driven out naked, so he would go and walk around elsewhere.

Following Jiang Liang into the shopping mall, it feels very simple, just going around the goods, and when Zhou Xuan went around a few places and felt bored and wanted to come back, he suddenly found that he was lost!

The product area of different brands criss-crossed is like a maze, it looks much the same, Zhou Xuan is like a fly without a head, and it is easy to find an underwear store but it is not the one where Jiang Liang is.

After turning around again and again, Jiang Liang should also come out, her mobile phone can't be contacted in her pocket, Zhou Xuan can only go down and inquire!

If you get lost, it's not a shame to ask, but who made Zhou Xuan's question very sensitive!

When no one paid at the cashier, Zhou Xuan hurriedly leaned over, and the other party asked, "Is there a membership card?" ”

"Girl, I'll ask for a place."

"Huh?"

"Where's that, the lingerie in the mirror?" Zhou Xuan asked stubbornly.

Well? The cashier looked up, his face full of incredulity, rolled his eyes, and lowered his head to ignore him.

Brother speaks so politely, you don't answer the question, this is your mistake.

Zhou Xuan cleared his throat, "Is this how your commercial building treats customers?" ”

Hmph, the cashier stretched out a hand and pointed behind him, Zhou Xuan looked back, Ju Khan, right behind him! I can't explain it clearly, just now it seems like I was deliberately molesting others.

There is no need to apologize, thank you is even more false, Zhou Xuan walked over, but found that the dressing room was empty, Jiang Liang did not know where to go, and the waiter was nowhere to be found!

"Pretty girl?" Zhou Xuan hurriedly shouted.

No one agreed, pretty girl?

Syllable!

The shoulder was suddenly patted, Zhou Xuan immediately turned around, his hair stood up, it was the plastic model! Zhou Xuan had seen robots on the Internet and thought that maybe it was high-tech!

Be brave enough to touch the model with your hands, hard, and then touch with the palms of your hands, cold, you shouldn't be able to move.

Ahem! When the cashier on the opposite side saw this scene, he coughed a few times with disdain, what a lewd man! Zhou Xuan was even more embarrassed, and he felt a little nervous.

Sit back and wait!

Zhou Xuan just bent his legs, snapped, and hurriedly turned around, his face changed, he was still a plastic model! You can't fight with the model, or go to the handle!

Zhou Xuan got up in a hurry, haha, hahaha, Jiang Liang couldn't hold back his laughter, Zhou Xuan couldn't cry or laugh, it turned out that the third fake model next to him was Jiang Liang!

This guy is actually standing outside pretending to be a model wearing only underwear! There are several rows of stations, I really don't see it!

"Haha, Brother Xuan, am I as standard as a model?" Jiang Liang straightened his chest.

"Get dressed and go!" Zhou Xuan frowned, it wasn't funny at all.

"You haven't answered me yet."

"I'll leave if I make any more trouble."

"Okay, okay!"

Jiang Liang put on his clothes, and the waiter came back, the set in Jiang Liang's photo just now did not have a suitable number.

Six hundred and eight! When handing over the money, the cashier looked at Zhou Xuan like a monster, and repeatedly checked the authenticity of the RMB.

Leaving quickly, Jiang Liang took out his underwear with a smile and looked at it again and again, and he didn't care about the eyes of pedestrians, just a few small pieces of cloth, and he couldn't put it down.

Hehe, when I return to the dormitory, I envy those roommates, we Jiang Liang is rich.

Still taking the bus, back to the name museum, not long after sitting down, a middle-aged man with small glasses came in, his hair was thinning, smiling, nodding his head.

"Who's this Xigo?" The bald man asked, slurring his words.

Which Chinese dialect is this, Zhou Xuan didn't understand, but understood that it was another expression of the boss, and nodded: "I am, what does Mr. need?" ”

"Young and promising!" The bald man habitually praised, "I see that there is a bomb water written outside your door, and you want to ask Xihu to help you see the bombardment water?" ”

"Floods?" Zhou Xuan was a little confused.

"Brother Xuan, it's Feng Shui!" Jiang Liang said.

"Yes, boom!" The balding man nodded.

"You can see boom, uh, feng shui, but the charge is high, starting at a thousand." Zhou Xuan said.

"The lowest! It has to be closed, which will affect a lot of business. Jiang Liang added.

"It's drizzling, please come with me!" The bald man said.

The rich lord, Jiang Liang's eyes immediately lit up, and he said Wait a minute, and hurriedly went to the bathroom to change his clothes, and he couldn't see it when he wore it, and there was no change. Oh, and the front is tall and gathered a lot.

"Sir, do you want to see residential feng shui, or cemetery feng shui?" Zhou Xuan asked.

"It's at home, and I've been having nightmares lately, and my hair has fallen out." The bald man looked depressed, and in Zhou Xuan's opinion, his baldness had nothing to do with nightmares.

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