Chapter 331: The Most Delicious Dish in the World
Chapter 331: The Most Delicious Dish in the World
ββIn July, the day is hot and listless, both the strength of the code word and the level of the code word have dropped a lot recently, and the air conditioner is turned off like a wilted eggplantββ
"Humph! Really! I never want to go into the kitchen again! β
That afternoon, Xiao Ye, who had been busy for a long time and only had a bunch of burnt or half-cooked side dishes, sat on the sofa, turned on the TV with his hand, switched to the game table, and said angrily in his mouth. οΌοΌ
The Chest Raider Yagami Tempest made a joke with him, a big joke. Become a chef? Xiao Ye doesn't have half a cooking cell at all!!
However, if this problem is not solved, the transformation is bound to be stuck here forever. As mentioned earlier, in other aspects, the same as Naiye's beginning, the fit that can rise has already risen, and the fit in the ordinary state has reached the limit, and to break through sixty percent, the only way to do it is to rely on the bonus. Naye's bonus is sincerity and justice, and the bonus of the wind -
Hurricane just wants everyone around him to be happy.
That's why Hurricane likes to be a cook and serve everyone.
Especially in the second season, even if the injury on her leg is worse than Xiao Ye's original and she has been in a wheelchair - she still has to unswervingly cook every day.
If you coax everyone's stomach, you can coax everyone's heart.
This was Hurricane's wish at the time, just to make everyone happy.
And now, the wind is telling him that you should also use this way to coax everyone's hearts.
Xiao Ye hadn't felt so helpless as he did now for a long time.
Making a dish is a hundred times more difficult than cutting down a boss single-handedly.
It's a college question! How could he be proficient in such a short period of time?
"Hey......"
One left and one right, Asami and Daisy also sighed in unison - if you meet someone who is too stupid, a famous teacher may not be a high apprentice!
And Xiao Ye is always distracted, and from time to time, he shifts his gaze to Asami's breasts and Daisy's apron from time to time.
He is really not a good apprentice who concentrates on his art.
"That's it," Asami sighed helplessly, and Asami had no choice but to make up her mind, "From today on, Xiao Ye will only be allowed to eat his own food until most of us express that we like to eat his own food." β
"What?!" Xiao Ye shouted out suddenly.
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"Smack!"
"Hey, hey! Ape! Chopsticks are out of bounds! At the dinner table, Kuroko mercilessly blocked Xiao Ye's sneak attack with great accuracy, preventing Xiao Ye's second instant kill of potato chips.
Block!
Under the successful blocking of Kuroko, Xiao Ye caused 0 damage to the unsuspecting potato chips!
"Staring at the ......" all the girls suddenly unanimously brushed it together.
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Xiao Ye stupidly withdrew his weapon, took a few mouthfuls of food into his mouth, and waited for the CD time and the next chance to make a move.
"Skill - Lightning Chopsticks!" A minute later, the melee physical skill was suddenly released again.
"Skill - Double Hinge Pliers!" In the next moment, Kuroko, who seemed to be poking vegetables in his mouth with chopsticks, made a move almost at the same time, instantly withdrew his weapon from his mouth, and met Xiao Ye's two bamboo sticks from the side.
"Phew!" The two pairs of weapons collided heavily in the air, and the dining table was filled with smoke.
Block again!
"You have been tricked ......" But at this time, I saw Xiao Ye smile calmly - "I eat Xana's." β
In the next second, in the joy of everyone's success, Xiao Ye quickly withdrew his weapon, and with lightning speed, he picked up a piece of boiled fish fillet from Xia Na's bowl like lightning, and then stuffed it directly into his mouth in the stunned eyes of everyone.
"Special Skill - Guide to Hit the North, Sound East Hit West." ..., "......" the remnants of the crowd.
"You spit it out for me!!" Kuroko was suddenly in a hurry, dropped his chopsticks, and pinched his mouth.
"Goo......" Xiao Ye chewed twice to make sure that there were no thorns, and at the same time that the sunspot pounced, he had already swallowed it.
Then he spread his hands very calmly.
It's already in my stomach, what do you want to do?!
Everyone: "......"
"You ape!" The sunspot who was put on a stand was unyielding, "Spit it out for me!" β
"Already...... Digestion...... Dropped ......" Kuroko's hands squeezed his mouth hard to form an O-shape, as if the fish fillet would slip back through the round hole formed by the mouth, Xiao Ye said loudly with difficulty, "Also, men and women...... Confer...... Unclear ......"
Everyone: "......"
The latter sentence was embarrassing for him to say. Of all the girls in the seat, none of them had been touched by him before they came out - although he could be regarded as "self-touching" in that transformed state.
But then again, being able to grab vegetables and eat in the bowl of a little girl in Xia Na, such a shameless thing can be done, and it is not worth making a fuss about saying that sentence just now. Xiao Ye's discipline has always had no lower limit, which everyone knows.
"Sister Shana was stolen and eaten by Xiao Ye......" Asami smiled, "Oh no, it's Sister Shana's ......"
The previous sentence of "......" obviously had ulterior motives, and Xia Na, who pretended to be asleep every night and waited to be kissed by Xiao Ye, was empty-hearted, and her face suddenly turned red. Woohoo! Who...... Who was ...... by Xiao Ye Xiao Ye stole it! The next second, she said loudly with a red face.
"I'm staring at ......" The matter between Xiao Ye and Xia Na is basically an open secret, and the rest of the girls immediately unanimously watched Xia Na.
"......" Xana's face became even hotter. Woo Woo Xiao Ye, don't eat me! Hum! Immediately, she screamed, quickly stretched out her hand to protect the dishes in front of her, and deliberately turned sideways slightly, with her back to Xiao Ye, with a firm look of "I won't continue to be eaten by him".
Xiao Ye: "......"
It seems that [Special Skill - Guide to Hit the North, Sound East and West] can only be used once in a short period of time, although the hit rate is high, but the CD time is too long.
Even Xana abandoned him. Embattled, desperate!
"Pull out the mountain and cover the world, the time is not good, the food will not ......" Xiao Ye sighed, resigned himself to the table, and buried his head in eating.
"Xiao Ye, eat more of the dishes you cooked!" Asami saw that he was pitiful, and said with concern.
"......" Xiao Ye was almost directly infarcted.
"But then again, I'm not uncommon with that kind of ordinary dish......" At this time, his heart suddenly lit up, and while secretly muttering to himself, he quickly raised his head, stared at Asami's plump chest fiercely, and then finally lowered his head in satisfaction and continued to eat.
"......" Asami's face suddenly became hot. The heart between husband and wife made her faintly feel the meaning of Xiao Ye's action just now and the thoughts in his heart.
"I'll just eat Asami's 'dish.'" Xiao Ye buried his head and ate happily, comforting himself in his heart while making up some kind of obscene scene.
Xiao Ye, who was extremely mentally satisfied, said that what he was eating now was the most delicious dish in the world, and compared to it, the dishes on the dinner table were so cheesy and tasteless!
As long as there is a beautiful girl by his side, he always has a way to comfort himself. He is always happy.
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"Oh yes, speaking of which, today we are on the 'Big Ten'." While eating, Kuroko said intentionally or unintentionally.
"What the Big Ten?" Everyone asked in unison.
"In the third World Lu Realm Guild Group Competition, "The Top Ten Champion Popular Guilds of the World Continent", thanks to the blessing of the eldest princess's fame, we were lost in 7th place." Kuroko said in a peculiar tone of not knowing whether it was a compliment or a sarcasm. β¦,
"The top four should be the top four of the last session." Daisy Road.
"Yes." Kuroko said, "The number one [Rose Legion], as the name suggests, the guild is all women, but the strength is so strong that no one dares to doubt it, and the president [Elizabeth-jene-tudor] is considered to be the number one hunter, although he looks like he is only thirteen or fourteen years old. β
"Hawkers, this person is very similar to Cha Cha, and the two of them may have to meet this time," Xiao Ye complained vaguely while swallowing rice, "It's really fate, these two must have been twins in their previous lives and then had a falling out." β
"......" was speechless for Xiao Ye's unappreciable complaint.
"The second place is the North American Guild [Sword of Sanctions], which has friction with us, and its financial strength is the best in the game, and the strength of one of the four vice presidents Our eldest princess has already seen it herself," Kuroko continued, "A vice president can fight with our eldest princess of the golden branch and jade leaf for hundreds of rounds, and the strength of the president can be imagined." β
"It's obvious that I'll suppress him in two or three rounds, okay!" Xiao Ye protested.
"Xiao Ye, didn't you notice that you had already admitted that you were the [eldest princess of the Golden Branches and Jade Leaves] when you said this?" Asami laughed.
Xiao Ye: "......"
"The third place is an Indian guild called [Kashmir Goat]......" Xiao Ye was placed along, and Kuroko continued proudly.
"This broken name, when you hear it, it's a slaughtered life." Xiao Ye has always had a bad impression of Indians, and at this time he couldn't help but complain again, "But the strange thing is that it has defeated polar bears, the rich legions in the Middle East, and other guilds in America, Europe, and Japan, and it is not a little fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered." β
"The guild with the best record of polar bears [Black Sea Guard] last met [Rose Legion] before reaching the finals, and then went back to the North Pole, and this time they are ranked 6th in the top ten guilds." Kuroko said with a smile, "The guilds in the Arab region are seriously infighting, their strength is scattered, and there are no super guilds that are really worth mentioning. The second guild in North America [Federal World] was blocked by the [Miku Guards] at the last moment after the fierce battle to the most lu, and this time it ranked 5th among the top ten guilds, which is still before us, and on the island of Japan, there are many masters who have changed their nationality and defected to the Americas, such as Kojiro you saw last time. β
"Then the fourth in line is the eldest princess's personal guard." Daisy said with a smile at this time, "Doesn't the eldest princess plan to show up as a singer before the war to boost the morale of her guards?" β
"Humph!" Xiao Ye's face was slightly hot. "They're still our tough opponents this time!" Then he said in a rather nonchalant tone.
"If they hear their idol say that, they'll definitely want to hit the wall." Daisy smiled, "And they are very dutiful and have sent the opponent information that the eldest princess wants as scheduled." β
"Then I'll try to keep them from losing too badly." Xiao Ye replied heartlessly.
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