Dad lost the reserve and demeanor of the birthday star and elders, and together with his mother, he held spoons and chopsticks left and right, waving his arms and waving them, the momentum was quite majestic, drinking wine, eating meat, and swallowing mountains and rivers!

The two elders who are not young in the grade, because of the careful conditioning of filial piety and their own dedication to food, do not have the slightest meaning of 'getting old and declining tastes). Even if the amount of food is not much smaller than when I was younger.

The old lady behaved quite normally, because in Zhang Jin's eyes, this sister has never been a lady. My sister, who also grew up in the Northeast, is not even much worse than Lu Wan's fierce 'girl'.

That eating is like a fight with bandits, and it is already beyond the low-level level of 'eating, and has evolved to the advanced stage of 'robbing'.

My sister's most advantageous weapon is not chopsticks and spoons, but a pair of slender fingers. Seeing her showing her white teeth and holding the whole bear's paw as a pig's trotter to gnaw on Jiashi, who dares to be more vicious than her?

And Ye Hong, since she married Zhang Jin, in front of her parents, mothers and sisters, she has never known what politeness is. Although as a woman in the water town, she is not good at slashing and killing like the old lady, but the small mouth moves like a squirrel gnawing pine nuts, like a machine gun. The pace of eating is not slow at all.

There are already four people of two generations at this table, old and young, who are like this, zuihou plus Zhang Jin's always poor image of a tiger and wolf. You can already imagine the bustle at the table

Although everyone did not speak, they did not feel cold at all. At this moment, body language is better than verbal language!

With. The number of dishes on the plate gradually decreased, and the fight-like competition gradually became fierce.

The battle between two pairs of chopsticks holding one end of the competition occurs from time to time.

Soon, everyone couldn't tell whether this was a dinner table or a battlefield for battle.

After the meal, the table was in a mess, as if it had been swept by a devil once.

The twelve-course plate was cleaner than washed, almost recognizable; In the pumpkin cup, even the melon pulp has been lowered by one layer, and some of the engravings are even transparent to see the light of day.

You must know that although these dishes made by Zhang Jin are not as affordable as some Northeast restaurants, where a plate can be stacked with a few catties, they are not as stingy as small plates and small bowls. More than a dozen plates add up, which is also a lot of weight.

Thus, in addition to proving that Zhang Jin's cooking skills are good. The combat effectiveness of Zhang Jin's family can also be seen.

After the meal, the family of five held their stomachs and gasped in their seats one by one after resting for a while. Before Zhang Jin mentioned it, he moved to the living room with difficulty, and one by one he found a position on the sofa without paying attention to the image and fell down.

No matter what kind of animal it is, once it is full and fed, it will definitely get tired and lazy. To explain it in terms of medical principles, it is because the body can supply blood to the stomach and intestines, and other organs have become the children of the stepmother - they are not welcomed, so the brain feels sleepy and the body feels lacking.

After the birthday banquet, the Zhang family's gluttonous five people, who can't wait to eat their throats, are no exception. One by one, they were crooked on the sofa, and they didn't even bother to open their mouths. Just rubbing your belly with your hands to help your stomach sit and exercise, close your eyes and refresh your mind.

Because my dad was happy tonight, he even used his identity as a birthday star to ignore his mother's obstruction, drank two more glasses, and was already a little drunk when he got off the table. After a moment on the couch, he quickly began to snore.

Although Zhang Jin wanted to enjoy the fun of grabbing, he also ate a lot of food. But after all, his physique is not ordinary people, and even the digestion speed is much faster than ordinary people.

So, just sitting on the couch for a short while, I was already refreshed

Seeing that several other people were closing their eyes and recuperating, Zhang Jin, who was bored, simply turned on the TV and randomly chose a channel to watch.

After a while, except for my father, who was still asleep on the sofa, the other three ladies still felt that they had not been able to catch their strength if they got up and moved, but it was not a problem to chat.

Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, mother and daughter sit together and chat, and the main speaker can only be mother-in-law and mother.

Therefore, Zhang Jin's mother began to talk about how she was when she was young, how her children were when they were young, how their parents were in the past few days, and how firewood, rice, oil, and salt are becoming more and more expensive now.

And the old lady and Ye Hong are like echo worms, they will only nod frequently, even if they say occasionally, they are shocked and cater to 'Wow, my mother is amazing.' I can't do it......,..., although when Zhang Jin himself and the queen mother of the family are fighting, they are often flattered like traitors. But when he saw that the old lady and Ye Hong were doing the same as himself, Zhang Jin couldn't help but pout.

'As for it?' After listening to the old-fashioned allusions more than a dozen times, I can also be shocked as if I saw IFO! Even if you cooperate with your mother's performance and shoot your mother's ass, it's too contrived, right? Despise! ，

At this time, Zhang Jin had a sense of superiority that "the world is turbid, and I am alone and high."

Just when Zhang Jin was still inflating himself, his mother suddenly threw the question mark that was only thrown at her daughter and daughter-in-law to her son who was staring at the TV.

Fortunately, except for the first greeting, the mother usually does not use the nickname 'baby, such a meaty' to call her son.

"Xiao Jin, don't you say?"

Immediately, Zhang Jin forgot all about his 'Qinggao, what' contempt, and quickly used the muscles on his face to build up a more dog-legged expression than Ye Hong and the old sister before, and said flatteringly: "Of course, how can they compare with my mother, my mother is this!" ”

As he spoke, he raised his two thumbs high.

In addition to the hypocritical modesty of his mother's smile and appreciative smile, Zhang Jin also saw sadly and angrily that the eyes of the old sister and Ye Hong were the same as his previous contempt.

Zhang Jin didn't hesitate to fight back with an obvious look, "Everyone is a raccoon dog, and the crow falls on the pig - no one says that the other party is black!" ，

Originally, Zhang Jin's sister and brother plus Ye Hong's three juniors, the queen mother's eyebrows and smiles were harmonious, but when Zhang Jin's mother suddenly extended from the problem of her sister's niuniu, and extended it to 'When will Zhang Jin and Ye Hong's baby appear, this question, the warm atmosphere suddenly coldened.

Zhang Jin resolutely removed the flattering eyes on his mother's face and turned to the embrace of the TV, showing a decently looking expression, watching the advertisement of "washing is healthier".

Ye Hong, who was held by her mother's hands, had no way to escape, so she had to look down at the corner of her sweater like a shy little daughter-in-law and count how many needles there were in a circle.

And the elder sister also because this topic was introduced by her own little girl, so it was as if she had done something wrong, looking at the father who was still sleeping next to her filial daughter crawling over, and her mouth opened: "Oh, my father just fell asleep like this, he won't catch a cold, right?" ”

Seeing that the three juniors looked like they had touched a minefield, my mother's smiling face suddenly became serious: "Today, while Xiaojin and Ye Zi are here, Mom must make it clear." You're not too young, it's time to have a baby. Besides, while your mother is still young, I can help you take it, right? ”

Seeing that her son and daughter-in-law didn't squeak, Zhang Jin's mother had no choice but to speak: "Yezi, you say, what do you think?" ”

What can Ye Hong do? The world has moved!

"I ...... I'm listening to it! ”

So my mother immediately shifted her firepower, "Zhang Jin! ”

Calling out by name and surname is already a very serious matter.

"Mom, we're not big yet, don't rush it, okay. There's no hurry to have a child when Honghong is as old as the old lady giving birth to Niuniu! Don't forget, Honghong is six years younger than the old lady! ”

Zhang Jin saw that Ye Hong was coming to a bad place, and handed the conversation to himself. Zhang Jin saw that there was no way to avoid it, so he had to pull another shield from elsewhere.

Unexpectedly, the old lady was also a battle-hardened slippery head, and when she saw that the elder brother had pulled the conversation to herself, she hurriedly found her way and escaped.

"Oops, I remember, the table in the dining room hasn't been cleaned up yet. You guys talk, I'm going to wash the dishes! ”

The old lady didn't feel that she had accumulated food at this time, and she rushed out briskly.

Although the shield ran away, when Zhang Jin worked in the pharmacy department, he was also a master of finding people and farting, and naturally he was not a fuel-efficient lamp. It's even better to change the topic and even eliminate it

At this time, an advertisement made by an old man and an old lady was playing on TV. Zhang Jin hurriedly took the opportunity to bring the topic over.

"Mom, don't you stare at your daughter-in-law's belly, okay? If you feel bored at home, you don't necessarily have to take a torturer to play! Otherwise, you will learn from this old husband and wife, and it's not good to turn around!

Looking at mushroom people, they are all sixtieth, and they can also travel to more than 40 countries on seven continents. What are we doing? We're still younger than others! ..., and we can't afford to go. Okay, you and my dad go on a trip, and I can't pay for it? ”

Zhang Jin pointed to the pair of old men and old ladies who were smiling brightly on the TV screen, and his mouth was extremely demagogic.

"People bring out three generations to travel everywhere, can I? Besides, I'm ......"

Speaking of this, the mother suddenly felt a little short of words, and felt that it was a little difficult for her to fight alone with her son one-on-one. So he hurriedly pulled reinforcements, stretched out his hand and twisted it on the waist and eyes of his sleeping father, "What are you sleeping!" Why don't you tell me about your disobedient son! ”

Mom's twist was obviously not light, and the sleeping dad jumped out of the sofa with a nimble hand that didn't fit his fat body at all. Rubbing his waist with his hands, his eyes were completely devoid of 'sleepiness,' drunkenness.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”

"What's wrong?" Obviously a little dissatisfied with his father's attitude, the mother asked angrily, and then continued to explain: "I asked your baby son to have a child early, and he pushed five and six and this and that." And said that they would pay for us to travel? Do you think I can travel with you like this? ”

Dad woke up suddenly, obviously the brain and facial features did not return to work immediately, it seems that the first half of Mom's sentence was not heard clearly at all, only heard, 'Do you think I can travel with you ・・・・・・?' ，

This sentence seems to have made my father misunderstand and involve this sentence in other things. Suddenly said with an unhappy face: "You're not done yet!" Isn't it just a few thousand dollars, it's been months, and you still can't forget it. It's endless, isn't it? "Min

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