Chapter 1 Meet White Tea
"Woo woo woo ......"
In the kitchen, the kettle on the gas stove sounded an alarm, but the alarm continued for dozens of seconds and no one came to turn off the fire.
The lid of the kettle was bouncing up and down, up, up, and up, and finally the water in the kettle overflowed, making a "zi" sound, and the fire of the gas stove was also extinguished by the overflowing hot water.
In the living room, Qi Yanran fell asleep in the sofa, she stayed up late last night to finish a bloody novel, so now she is sleepy and unconscious.
"Ding-dong......"
βBoomβ¦β¦β
With a doorbell, the gas stove in Qi Yanran's house exploded......
Qi Yanran and the innocent passer-by who rang the doorbell returned together......
"Ding, welcome to the Surviv-in-Place system."
A prompt sound made Qi Yanran come back to her senses with excitement.
"What? Survive in place? This, this, this is not from the mentally retarded novel I read yesterday, mentally retarded...... system? I'll go...... What kind of shit luck is this, it actually got me in. β
That's right, Qi Yanran is wearing a book, and she is wearing the "Villain Prince's Strategy Manual" that she stayed up late to read last night, which is ...... Broken system.
The system that she disliked from beginning to end, the mentally handicapped system, Qi Yanran held her forehead and shook her head, how could she be so unlucky, she was bombed for no reason, and then entered this idiot system.
"No, I have to find a way to leave, and it's better to be reincarnated than to stay in this idiot system."
Qi Yanran said in her heart.
"I'm sorry, but once you enter this system, you can't leave unless you exceed your quota."
This, this, this system can actually hear her inner voice?
"Hmph, I sleep at home, I can return to my soul, a poor baby like me who died unexpectedly, you have to abuse me so much in this broken system, how can you bear it, you, woo woo woo ......"
Qi Yanran thinks that maybe this system eats soft or not hard? Anyway, regardless of three-seven-twenty-one, let's cry and make trouble first, as for the three hangings, I'm afraid she can't do anything, after all, her own life is gone.
"The host needs to show some conscience, and I'm helping you by integrating you into this system."
"Help me? Let me go back to the original world and be reincarnated as a human being, then it is called really helping me. β
Hum! Sorry to help? What does it mean to put her in this virtual world? Can you get a face? Don't think that the system will be shameless.
"Are you sure to go back to the original world and reincarnate again to help you? Not to mention whether you can be recreated as a human in the next life, you may not be able to get by just crossing this bridge. β
"How do you know I'm not going to get by? I've seen ghost movies, isn't it just a bridge? β
Qi Yanran retorted unconvinced.
"Hehe, it's really a naΓ―ve woman, you can take a look first."
Qi Yanran instantly appeared in front of her, something like a canopy, and the scene inside ...... There are those who are wrapped in breadcrumbs and put in oil pans, and there are those who have their tongues plucked out, and there are those who have been struck by lightning......
Qi Yanran's whole person is not good to see these pictures, not to mention that this is still a sound picture, with all kinds of screams in it, just listening to it, I feel that my scalp is numb.
This frightened Qi Yanran, and blew up the system thousands of times in her heart.
"Hurry up and shut me down."
"Now, do you want to go back to the original world? Friendly reminder, these are just the appetizers of the Nai He Bridge, should you take a look at the main dishes together? β
The designer of this mentally handicapped system is definitely a sadist, and he can say that this terrifying picture is called an appetizer so easily?
"No, no, in fact, I think about it, it's good to complete the task here, hehe."
Well, sure enough, no matter how old a woman is, her ability to change her face is first-class.
"Since the host has decided to stay here to complete the task, then please choose the difficulty factor, there are five levels of difficulty, from bottom to top, the task with the lowest difficulty coefficient is relatively simple, but the amount of tasks that need to be completed will be more."
"Then I'll choose the one with the lowest difficulty coefficient, it's too high, I'm afraid I'll go to get a boxed lunch if I don't show up."
Qi Yanran is quite self-aware in this regard.
"Then please press the confirmation button on the host, and the system will immediately match you with the corresponding role."
"Drip ......"
Qi Yanran didn't wait for the system to finish, so she couldn't wait to press the confirmation button.
"Ah...... boomβ
With a crisp landing sound, Qi Yanran was thrown directly into the plot of the book by the system.
"This broken system, I didn't say hello at the beginning, I didn't give any psychological preparation, fortunately I was strong enough."
Qi Yanran muttered indignantly.
"What's strong enough?"
Who's talking here? Qi Yanran was frightened and jumped a foot away, and then raised her head slightly, she, she actually saw the male protagonist in "The Villain Prince's Strategy Manual", the Nine Princes - Xiao Xuqing.
"What is it that the king asks you to be strong enough?"
Seeing that Qi Yanran didn't speak for a long time, Xiao Xuqing was a little impatient.
"No, it's not strong enough."
Qi Yanran quickly searched for relevant clips in her mind, she had to recall what kind of state she was in at the moment, but after searching for a long time, there didn't seem to be a corresponding similar plot, could it be said? She doesn't remember?
"I think it is necessary for this king to remind Miss Qi that no matter what means Miss Qi uses, this king will never marry Miss Qi, so please Miss Qi don't bother anymore, otherwise everyone in your Xiangguo Mansion may be buried in the hands of your Miss Qi alone."
Wow, this Xiao Xuqing's glance after she finished speaking, it simply made Qi Yanran fall in a second, how can there be such a good-looking and A-like man?
Qi Yanran, who was watching, wanted to knock out and take it home directly.
"Host, please refrain from it, you still have a task to complete."
It's not good when the damn system will come out, but it will come out when she is immersed in fantasy, and when she completes the task, she will immediately blow up the system.
"Ahem, I think you may have a little misunderstanding of me, although you look extraordinary, but your narcissistic energy like narcissus is really not acceptable to ordinary people, so Yanran is not blessed to suffer from your prosperous beauty...... Also, if there is nothing else, Yanran will leave first. β
After speaking, Qi Yanran left the prince's mansion in a hurry.
"Hey...... Mentally handicapped system, should you talk to me about my current identity? Otherwise, how will I get home? β
After coming out of the prince's mansion, Qi Yanran quickly found a place where no one was around, and had a cross-time and space exchange with the system.
"Uh...... Okay, my fault, blame me for not giving you science in advance, blame me for not giving you the information of the original owner, listen to it, your original owner is the daughter of Xiangguo Mansion, Qi Yanran, who happens to have the same name as you, this is in the original book, it is a basically, and the character who received a boxed lunch before he appeared much, so it is normal that you have no impression. β
"What? You have arranged such a role for me, what do you mean by you? β
Qi Yanran is a beautiful girl who has lived for 22 years, and after wearing a book, she received a boxed lunch as soon as she appeared, how can she swallow this breath?
"Can you listen to me first? Who made you choose the mission with the lowest difficulty? The difficulty coefficient is low.,You have to rely on the amount to make up for it.,Originally, this one,You whimpered before you spoke.,Who knew you were so tenacious and survived.,So then the system gave you a new task.,It's to assist your cousin.,That is, the female protagonist in the book.,Fu Pinyun, the daughter of the three-grade waiter, and the male protagonist will achieve positive results as soon as possible.,That is, the legendary auxiliary - tool man.γ β
Well, this role sounds quite important, but the more Qi Yanran thinks about it, the more wrong it becomes, this is not clear to let her be cannon fodder.
is not only cannon fodder, but also a tool man cannon fodder, and the anger in Qi Yanran's heart began to show signs of burning the prairie fire.
"Weak, intellectual, systematic...... Do you think I'm as mentally retarded as you are, so you gave me such a role? β
After entering the mentally handicapped system, do you really treat everyone as mentally handicapped?
"Then why don't I send you back to the original world now?"
"Wait, what did I just say? I don't even remember much, but I like, this character is quite interesting, right? β
The broken system actually threatened her, and when she completed the task, she had to dismantle the broken system and blow it up again.
"The child can be taught, then the host should complete the task as soon as possible, and strive to exceed the task as soon as possible, come on."
Come on, you big-headed ghost, what kind of oil do you add to a cannon fodder, you can't get a boxed lunch sooner or later, you have the ability to try to be cannon fodder yourself.
Although Qi Yanran thought so, after all, there was no way back to the original world, she knew that in that world, she herself was gone, just like the mentally handicapped system said, it is still unknown whether she can be recreated as a human in the next life.
So instead of going back to an unknown world, it is better to stay in this system to complete the task, maybe one day she will be able to go back if she overcompletes the task, and she can honor her parents again.
In this way, Qi Yanran swayed and walked back to Xiangguo's Mansion unconsciously.
"Remind the host, you are the daughter of Xiangguofu, and now your cousin, that is, the heroine of this book, is a guest at your house, in the original book, you are a vicious cannon fodder, so you received a box lunch at the beginning, and now after the task is reset, you need to mend the relationship between you and your cousin, so that you can become an excellent tool person, host, please come on."
"Come on, come on, can you say anything else besides come on?"
The words come on today are almost becoming Qi Yanran's brainwashing terms, and her ears are grinding out calluses.
"I'm sorry host, but at the moment you can't do anything other than refuel and repair, and the vicious impression you left on you before, so you can only do it."
"You...... Immediately, immediately give me a ...... disappear."
If she continues to talk to this mentally handicapped system, Qi Yanran is afraid that the system is not crazy, she herself is crazy first, so she must let this damn system disappear quickly.
Qi Yanran stayed outside the door of Xiangguo's Mansion for a while, and after collecting her emotions, she knocked on the door and entered the mansion.
Back in the house, as the mentally handicapped system said, my cousin is in the house, and she is quite popular, and from the time she entered the door to the present, no one has found it at all, it is conceivable that although the original owner is a concubine, but this status is ...... Hey, it's hard to put into words.
"Ah, my cousin is back."
What a good voice, Qi Yanran couldn't help but sigh in her heart, no wonder that the Narcissus King would be convinced, such a look, with a soft voice that can pinch out the water, I'm afraid it's a bend if you don't move.
"Hmm."
Qi Yanran responded gently, compared with her cousin, Qi Yanran felt that this mentally handicapped system arranged this cannon fodder role for her, and she was not wronged at all, and she could indeed only be a cannon fodder tool.
"Cousin, you have just been to the prince's mansion for so long, but where have you been injured? Before, Xu Qing said that my cousin's temperament is difficult to change, and I have to make you suffer, I have already begged Xu Qing, but I am the daughter of a three-grade waiter, Xu is a person is soft-spoken, and now I see that my cousin is safe and sound, I am relieved. β
Yes...... It turned out to be such a heroine, Qi Yanran was still self-examining just now, how to say that now, the reason why the Black Lotus is blackened is because the White Lotus is too Mary, in her opinion, the White Lotus is not the Holy Mother, it should be a tea house.
Look at what this heroine said, it's strange that others don't regard the original owner as a vicious female partner.
So Qi Yanran squinted her eyes, looked at the so-called cousin in front of her, thought about it for a while, and had an idea in her heart.