Dad He didn't pretend to be stupid, but even more pretending to be stupid and stunned, which made the originally scrappy old man Liu a little discouraged. It's like a punch with all your strength hitting in the air, and you can't get enough strength all over your body!

And Mother He's appearance of covering her mouth and snickering made Old Man Liu, who was full of momentum when he entered the door, a little gray and unable to get off the stage.

I was blocked in my throat in one breath, I couldn't spit it out, and I was depressed and wanted to vomit three liters of blood! His face was swollen and he couldn't speak.

In the end, under Dad He's questioning again, Old Man Liu could only breathe depressedly and introduce himself weakly:

"My old Liu doesn't have the blessing to see you Master He's golden face, we haven't met in reality. However, the two of us have had a verbal fight, a scolding war in the air. ”

Hearing that this old brother is his former enemy, Dad He, who has been a strong fighter for decades, is not stage frightened, although he is lying there, but he is not weak at all in the face of the condescending old man Liu, first muttered in his heart, 'No wonder he is yin and yang weird when he comes, it turns out to be an enemy', and then he replied very well:

"Others call me 'He Durian', we are the temperament of durian, smelly and hard with thorns. In this life, there are not a hundred scum who have offended and scolded, but eighty. Maybe it's because your brother's face is too popular, maybe it's because I have a bad memory, maybe you're a cat and a dog who doesn't deserve to be remembered, so it's better for you to introduce yourself! ”

With the experience summed up in many years of 'conquest', Dad He adheres to the code of conduct of 'since you are an enemy, then you are welcome', and he will carry a gun and a stick as soon as he opens his mouth!

From the power of this sentence, it can be seen that Dad He's countless TV shows that have made him miserable this year have indeed not been watched in vain, this is not, Dad He, who has always been humble and gentlemanly, sour and rancid, has learned to have a poisonous tongue!

Father He's words were really extraordinary, which made Old Man Liu almost angry. After looking at each other for a while, he looked at each other like a bull. Old Man Liu gritted his teeth and said word by word:

"You should always remember how you got your nickname 'Ho Durian', right? You should always remember who was the first to utter these three words, right? ”

After being reminded by Old Man Liu. Dad He finally matched the old man in front of him, who was full of red light and was in good spirits, and could compare with the young man, with the photo he had seen.

Raising his uninjured right hand, he pointed to the tip of the nose of the old man Liu with a hideous face and said in surprise:

"Are you the ......, the student who abandoned his wife and children for the sake of beauty and beauty. A beast teacher who doesn't care about morality? That old rascal surnamed Liu? ”

Another poisonous tongue!

'Beasts? ''Regardless of morality?'' ''Rogue? ’

Old Man Liu's face suddenly turned black, and countless crossroads appeared on his head.

However, before the old man Liu, who was blowing his beard and glaring, could fight back in a frenzy, Father He said loudly with a pensive face:

"Isn't that right? Could it be that the way of heaven has changed, according to the old rascal's angry and resentful style, if God has eyes. At this time, it is long overdue for him to die and return to the furnace to rebuild. How do you look a little younger than the photos in the newspapers of the previous two years?

Is he not the old rascal, but the son of the old rascal? Or brother? ”

Father He, who was damaged by the dregs of contemporary TV, almost didn't make Old Man Liu vomit blood after a combination of punches. You know, at the beginning of the scolding war, he was the winner! But now, it's hard to speak.

Over the years. In the end, He Durian has made too much progress. Or is it degrading too quickly?

Some speechless old man Liu stared at Father He with fire-breathing eyes, and searched his intestines for a long time. Only then did he roll his eyes and find the point of impact.

"You say I'm good or bad, we don't care. Anyway, my Lao Liu is indeed alive now, and he is alive very well, and he can live for at least twenty or thirty years.

And compared to you Master He, Lao Liu and I are much more moisturized.

Not only do you live here with beautiful mountains and rivers, but you also have good wine to drink every meal every day, and you can eat the best delicious food in the world.

Look at you again, Master He, a righteous man and gentleman, what about now? It's better than me as a 'scoundrel'!

Look at your face, if I didn't know that you were He Durian, I would have thought you were He Durian's grandfather. I'm more than a dozen years younger than me, but I'm more than ten years older!

Looking at me now, I want to go wherever I want, my body is good, and my spirit is better. Don't be like someone, lying in bed and mummifying!

You envy it! You can only envy too! If you don't envy it, there is a kind of jumping on the ground and being nervous with me? Can't!

This is because you have a small heart and you give yourself grievances. It's called self-inflicted!

Should! Deserve! ”

After blurting out a large series of words, Old Man Liu found his psychological balance again and let out a long breath. Suddenly, all the grievances that were attacked by the poisonous tongue before have disappeared, and they have been extremely Tailai, the mountains and rivers are green, and the body and mind are happy.

Old man Liu's words are quite reasonable. What's the most important thing when you're older? Isn't it the body?

However, Father He, who was hit by Old Man Liu, seemed to have returned to a smelly and hard state, and remained immovable under the blows of tens of millions. After Old Man Liu showed off his superiority, he was still calm. The tone is still so faint, and the anger is not worth the life:

"Just like you, who are not diligent and don't divide the grains, don't you just rely on two stinky money to buy a house here and find someone to serve? What is there to be proud of? If I were you, I'd rather hang myself than live like a lump of mud like this! ”

"Who said I had someone to serve? Let me tell you, I clean up my home and outside, and I also serve the vegetable patch in my big yard. If we compare the two now, the five grains are not divided and the four bodies are not diligent, it must be you!

It's different from you, a rotten Confucian who talks around all day long and chews words all day long. Lao Liu: I am retired now, and I am already a working person! ”

The more Mr. Liu spoke, the more proud he became.

Father He was a little curious, in addition to knowing about the bad behavior of Old Man Liu's 'bad wife going to court', he really didn't know much about other aspects of this old man, especially the recent situation.

So, in a skeptical tone, he asked:

"Clean up your own house, I believe it! As long as you are a person with long hands and feet, you can do it, but it is not necessarily good to clean up!

But, are you sure you cook your own food? Can you make the best delicacy in the world that you said earlier? ”

"What's your tone?"

Father He's squinting eyes of forty-five degrees and his deep suspicion made Old Man Liu a little angry again.

Facing the old man Liu who jumped up and down, Father He still looked like he was not moving like a mountain, his tone was still so light, and he said again with a taste of disdain:

"Your heart is empty! Answer me? ”

"What is my weak heart? Yes, I admit that my Lao Liu can't cook, but Xiao Jin can, and his cooking skills are superb! It's enough for me to eat every day, you bite me? ”

Dad He had a dinner hosted by Zhang Jin, and to this day he still remembers those home-cooked dishes, but they are so delicious that people can't even swallow their tongues. Therefore, Mr. Liu's evaluation of Zhang Jin's cooking skills, Father He agrees with it very much and has no objection.

However, this is precisely the next attack point of the tongue war between Father He and Old Man Liu.

"Eating other people's Xiao Zhang's dishes, what are you proud of, and you still say what you say confidently, 'eat the world's best delicacy every day'. Let me think your craftsmanship is the best in the world!

But your skin is thick enough, and you come to eat every day, are you embarrassed? ”

"What's wrong with eating a little strong? I don't eat in vain, Xiaojin's yard, from the vegetable garden and fruit trees, to a pond of fish, and the chickens, ducks, geese and sheep he raised, before they were sent up the mountain, I also helped to serve. I call it labor exchange, and I can be bold wherever I go! ”

Old man Liu argued with reason, and refused to admit that he took advantage of Zhang Jin.

As a result, Dad He's next sentence dealt a great blow to Old Man Liu's arrogance.

"That's okay, I'll help Xiao Zhang decide to unilaterally terminate this cooperation. From now on, you won't have to work in Xiao Zhang's yard, and you won't want to eat Xiao Zhang's food! I'd like to see if you can starve to death!" ”

"You help Xiaojin decide? Why? ”

Old Man Liu is still arguing with far-fetched arguments.

Father He's next sentence completely extinguished Old Man Liu's arrogant flames, and even the green smoke was gone.

"Just because I'm Qingqian's father, Xiao Zhang wants to be with Qingqian and wants to be my son-in-law. You say that if I use 'consent for my daughter to be with him' as a condition, he will be on my side? Or will it be on your side?

If Xiao Zhang really becomes my son-in-law in the future, he will open his mouth to call me 'Dad', will your words have a little weight in his place? ”

Old Man Liu was completely dumbfounded. He never thought that although this seemed to have great flaws in emotional intelligence, he was praised by insiders in terms of personality. He Dulian, who is known as a contemporary gentleman and moral model with a perfect personality, would be so despicable and inferior, threatening himself with nepotism. Moreover, this threat is quite powerful!

Zhang Jin's thoughts about He Qingqian, Old Man Liu couldn't be clearer. If Dad He really comes to this hand, Zhang Jin, a stinky boy who has no principles, no character, and no discipline, will definitely be heavy on sex and light on friends. Help relatives don't help!

For He Qingqian, it is definitely not impossible to drive himself off the dinner table.

Even if this kid doesn't do it, while hindering He Durian's affection, he will drive himself home, and secretly bring himself food, it will be shameful enough!

Old Man Liu, who was entangled in his stomach, looked at the proud Father He in a daze, speechless. (To be continued.) )