Chapter 242: The Pool of the Holy Bath

"The Pool of the Holy Bath? Is there such a thing? ”

It is not difficult to inquire about the purpose of the Templar Church, at least on the surface, after all, there are many people in the church headquarters, and there are many escort paladins who came this time, and it is too easy to talk about this kind of intelligence value that is probably strong by pure muscle sticks.

"Hehe, don't be kidding, among the gifts you gave to the Templar Church, the 'Sacred Bath Pool' is the most special, he is one of the only three holy relics left by the God of Light in the human era, and Pope Kaloma I, who has just succeeded him, was overjoyed, and the return of the holy relic was regarded as a gift of miracles, and a grand ceremony was held to recover the holy relics."

In the conference room, looking at the latest intelligence summary, Kelly seemed to be in a good mood.

It seems that I was lucky enough to give the most valuable gift at the most opportune time, but I don't remember what was given "Sacred Bath Pool." ”

I tried to recall the arrangements I had made, in a sense, if I intended to let the Northland develop and reform as I wished, there was a threshold that I would always have to face, and that was the Church Church, which occupied the mainstream of public opinion and righteousness in the entire human society.

If I step on the line a little bit, and that Kaloma I suddenly has a convulsion and declares another holy war against Donglan, we will have a lot of fun.

It's not that I'm thinking too much, the big war is imminent, and the God of Light will indeed not trouble us, and may even take the initiative to pull allies (cannon fodder), but it is difficult to say about the Templar Church composed of mortals, especially my rather "glorious" past, including the coalition that once almost completely destroyed the Templar Church, it is easy to touch the sensitive nerves and dignity of the other party.

Especially not so long ago. We have just expelled the local branch of the Church Church. If this is just an ordinary small and remote country. It's not a big deal to have the support of the sleepless, and the country that refuses to believe in the Holy Light is not the only country in the Donglan Principality, and in the world of Ash, where all the gods coexist, the God of the Holy Light is not the only god who can exclude dissent.

But we have just won this great battle that has attracted the attention of the world, and in the midst of the war there have even been miracles of three true gods, one ascending and two falling. Coupled with the tragic tug-of-war on a snowy night, including the changes in the fate of the elves and orcs, there is no doubt that this northern frozen soil has become the focus of the whole world.

With the participation of the two superpowers of Oran and San Antonio Empire, the gold content of this tragic war has also been guaranteed, and the entire human society has made some changes to the Northland, but what followed was a little trouble, the key node of the transformation of the Northland, the night of the return of the undead knights, had already been turned over by someone with a heart.

The Eternal Knights have come out of history. The former bishop of the diocese of Donglan who stood in the way was angrily rebuked and even banished by me, after which the spirit of the law came. The whole city has been transformed into a place of miracles, which is simply a living myth.

In fact, this series of legendary stories has been sung by countless bards in taverns and on the main road, and the undead knights who raised the remnant flag and lined up in the military array have shocked and moved countless listeners, and while enhancing Donglan's reputation, it has also indirectly dug up the forgotten past, and those heroic knights who have been wronged and insulted have naturally damaged the reputation of the Templar Church as villains in the story.

Perhaps the Templar Church that has gone through several Reformations is no longer the stupid, inefficient and arrogant aggregate of the past, but most people don't care about these subtle differences, and they will naturally have a negative impact on the Templar Church if they don't distinguish at all, and with the help of the human kings who are already dissatisfied with the divine power of the Holy Light, this slap is painful enough, if it weren't for the fact that we are still in the Holy War period, I'm afraid we have found trouble.

Of course, I don't regret what I did, but that doesn't mean I'm not afraid of trouble.

If we, who expelled the Templar Church, were to be destroyed in this war, then the story would end with a proud and arrogant fool who led himself to his own destruction, but we won, or when the other battlefields were in trouble, without the support of the Templar Church, we won a vivid victory alone, then the one who was regarded as an immeasurable fool and slapped in the face was naturally not on our side.

By mistake, we swept away the Templar Church and swept their faces, and when I figured this out, I didn't have a trace of joy, but broke out in a cold sweat.

"This time it is ruthless enough to offend, if you are yin behind your back, you don't need them to do more, just declare to all countries that Donglan is a heretical country, ask those who believe in the Holy Light to stay away from Donglan, and then let the countries stop trading and diplomatic covenants with Donglan, this is equivalent to banishing Donglan from the entire human society, and we can't afford to be self-sufficient in food."

To unite all forces during jihad? Based on my years of experience, I should never overestimate the foresight and moral bottom line of those high-ranking and powerful masters.

Looking at the big picture? They can always give unbelievable instructions without beating them to the death, and there are countless short-sighted follies in history that no one can predict, and as long as the gold and silver treasures in front of them are dazzling, they can sell the locks in which they hanged themselves.

What the? I think too much, have paranoia about being killed? It's just a bad luck guy who never expects too much from my pig teammates, and every time I plan for the worst, it's probably the right one.

Under this kind of situation, I still have to force the undead industrial revolution under pressure, which is simply taking the initiative to put the hat of evil heresy on my head, but now the time limit is short, so the reform that can increase the national strength explosively cannot be stopped, so at a time when the Templar Church still occupies most of the faith in human society, we must eliminate their hostility, at least, before the end of the holy war, do not attack us.

In order for my plan to go smoothly, I did send envoys after the end of this orc war, but it seems that what I sent out was some belongings left over from the past troubled period, which may be more valuable, but it is meaningless to me.

"A relic of the God of Light? How is it possible, I can't even get it out if I sell it. ”

Don't say I don't have it, even if I really have, how can really good things such as holy relics and artifacts be willing to give away. And in the face of those old men. Even if you grit your teeth and send it out. I'm afraid it won't be as useful as those glittering treasures.

"Could it be that they wrote and acted on their own to ease our relationship? It is said that Kaloma I has just succeeded to the throne, and it is said that he was still a little lucky in the election, and his position is still very precarious, and this unexpected incident challenging the authority of the Templar Church is a difficult problem for him. ”

But then, I dismissed the possibility.

"Nope. There is no need for him to cheat, and the risks and benefits are not proportional. In their eyes, we are never worthy of the weight of half a big country, and this criticism will not matter in a few months, there is no point in cheating for us, and once the fraud is exposed, it will really deal a blow to it. Well, the so-called Sacred Bath Pool is probably true. ”

So, I asked about the specific appearance of the relic.

"It was a barrel made of oak, which was supposed to be handmade, before the god of light ascended to the throne. Finally, it is used to wash the dust of the body. ”

The relics sound great and foreign, but they are actually such boring things. He is either a evidence that carries important historical moments, or a living utensil used when the true god was still a man, which is infused with its breath, what is the holy barrel, and the holy relics of the sleepless also include the little yellow duck holy pillow and the light raindrop gargle cup cough, it seems that something has been accidentally leaked.

But don't underestimate the power of the holy relics, the more ancient the gods have in the world, the fewer the holy relics, and the infusion of the faith force of the believers' countless prayers also makes these ancient beings really have incredible power, maybe it is meaningless in the hands of those who have nothing to do with it, but among the true believers, it represents the most pious faith and supreme power.

"A barrel for bathing? I wasn't impressed. ”

This gift is all my personal collection, many of which are the savings of the Eternal Night Era, but there is really no barrel in my memory, and even if I encounter a barrel, it is impossible to collect this thing in the collection.

"There are also some traces of the claws and teeth of huge beasts on it, it seems that some evil beings wanted to destroy this treasure, but in the end they didn't succeed."

"Oooo It turned out to be that piece, Po's dog food bowl."

Halfway through speaking, I already remembered that the situation was wrong, and took the initiative to cover my mouth, but it seemed to be too late, looking at the way Sister Kelly covered her chest now, it was like a heart attack, didn't it mean that the wood elves would not suffer from natural diseases

"The last holy relic of the God of Light, the supreme holy relic in the minds of countless Holy Light believers, you must not let any Holy Light believers know about the dog food, otherwise the second holy war is just around the corner, and the newborn Arashi Kingdom must not perish again for such a ridiculous reason!"

Well, for the first time, I know that gentle wood elves can roar too.

In fact, I can't blame me, I know that it is a holy relic, when there was a full-scale war with the Templar Church, after an ice age, there is really not much left, and when I cleaned the battlefield, I saw that the wooden barrel was unscathed, and it seemed to be very solid, thinking that Ah Bao always accidentally tore up his own food bowl, and directly used it as a dog food bowl, this time, it is more than a hundred years.

Back then, the Templar Church organized a coalition to crusade against the Legion of the Eternal Night, probably because a certain big man found the holy relic as a killer weapon, but as soon as the forbidden spell was down, the master hung up first, and this became a trophy.

"But how did I send it out, there were too many messy gifts, so I just found a wooden barrel and packed it together and sent it out, it turned out that the wooden barrel was the most valuable. Oops, that's a big loss. ”

Before the words fell, I was surprised to find that Kelly collapsed with her chest clutched, and the wood elf, who never seemed to be sick, had really had a heart attack.

"Sister Kelly, don't scare me! If you have a bad heart, just say it early! ”

'I'm mad at you!' Can you be more out of tune? ”

I pondered for a moment, then nodded proudly.

"Yes, I think I still have room to go further."

"Don't laugh so proudly! No one praises you! (To be continued......)

PS: What's that, I suddenly have to work the night shift today, and I rushed out of a chapter during the break, a little less, and I'll make it up later