Chapter 12: Miss Paint Me a Dead Man's Makeup

"Cousin, cousin, it seems to be very good to see this thing, why don't you buy it back and make a birthday gift for your uncle!"

Zhang Sanfeng looked sideways, and the figure that greeted him made his eyes light up, a little Lori wearing a white princess dress was so cute, her breasts were slightly bulging, and her figure was graceful, and she was a beauty at first glance.

Maybe it's because our Sanfeng classmates are too explicit, so they were caught and showed up directly.

"Cousin, cousin, look at that person just looking at me, at first glance, it looks like the strange uncle said on the Internet is not a good bird, let's go quickly."

The corners of Zhang Sanfeng's mouth rose, revealing an evil smile, and asked, "Beauty, how old are you?" As he spoke, he deliberately glanced at Little Lori's crisp breasts with his spare eyes.

"Ah, rascal!" Little Lori heard Zhang Sanfeng saying that she had small breasts, her angry silver teeth clenched, and her newly developed small breasts trembled back and forth as her chest rose and fell. Everyone has a love for beauty these days, regardless of age.

"Taotao, what's wrong?" When the words fell, a tall and cold beauty walked over.

me, Jade Beauty!

The jade beauty wore a white tunic dress, with long hair fluttering and a thin waist of willows. The whole body exudes a noble temperament. From afar, it looks like a lotus flower.

Zhang Sanfeng watched his liver pound with a bang, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva: "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in Hezhizhou." My Fair Lady, Gentleman. ”

The little beauty stretched out her white fingers, pointed at Zhang Sanfeng and said: "Cousin, this big rascal, he said that I have small breasts, where are the people small, they just haven't developed yet, and they are perverted!" ”

Jade Beauty glared at Zhang Sanfeng, waiting for the other party's explanation.

"Did I say you have small breasts? You said it yourself, and it's really unhealthy. I'm asking you how old you are. ”

The little beauty's angry little white teeth creaked, and she came up and took a bite directly on the neck of our Sanfeng classmates.

"How many times have I told you not to talk to strangers, let's hurry up and prepare a birthday present for my uncle."

Zhang Sanfeng didn't go far At this time, he suddenly found that the little beauty was holding her mobile phone, engrossed in something, and kept muttering: "Bastard!" Bastard! ”

Zhang Sanfeng couldn't help but vomit blood a little after a glance, I went This little girl is using a P-map software to change her face, the pig's head and pig's brain have one big eye and one small eye.

Seeing this, Zhang Sanfeng pursed his lips and said, "Hey, little girl, you do this, but you infringe on my portrait rights, be careful that I sue you." ”

However, before he could finish speaking, the little beauty rolled her eyes at him fiercely, and said angrily: "Just like you, you have the right to return the portrait, you go and sue!" ”

"Uh......" Zhang Sanfeng didn't expect this little beauty to be so unreasonable, and she was speechless for a while.

Just when the scene was a little embarrassing, Yu Meiren scolded in a low voice: "Taotao, don't mess around." How many times have I told you, don't secretly Ps others. ”

"Oh." The little beauty reluctantly agreed, as if our classmate Zhang Sanfeng was a heinous villain.

Yu Meiren smiled apologetically at Zhang Sanfeng and said, "I'm sorry, the child is not sensible, please forgive me!" ”

At that glance, Zhang Sanfeng must be divine, black, and he was stupid for a while.

"Cousin, you're gone, look at this rascal's eyes."

I'll go, this little beauty is not very old, and she sees that she is a thief.

"Taotao, don't make trouble!" But as she spoke, she still tidied up her clothes.

Zhang Sanfeng smiled wryly, and asked without words: "Miss, are you also here to look for antiques?" ”

Without waiting for Zhang Sanfeng's voice to fall, the little beauty suddenly answered: "Isn't this nonsense, it's not antique shopping in the antique street, it's still coming to you for a date." After speaking, she also added with disgust, "No culture, it's terrible!" ”

Zhang Sanfeng was embarrassed for a while, this little beauty is not very old, why is her mouth so poisonous? There is really potential for paparazzi.

The big beauty smiled a little apologetically and said, "Well, I'm going to buy something!" ”

"Don't you look like an antique player at your age?" Zhang Sanfeng wasted no time in asking.

"Uncle likes it, I'm going to buy something and make a gift for my uncle."

"By the way, I don't know what you're calling or what you're doing after chatting for so long, Miss, the contemptible Zhang Sanfeng is currently a free person." Zhang Sanfeng shook his head freely, "If it's convenient, I can still patronize your business." ”

"That's good, my cousin still said that he patronized your business!" The little beauty's expression was a little strange, and she covered her mouth and giggled.

"What's going on?" Zhang Sanfeng also began to muttered in his heart.

Immediately afterwards, I saw the big beauty take out a business card from her bag and hand it to Zhang Sanfeng.

As a gentleman, Zhang Sanfeng still took the business card. With the corner of his eye, he simply swept it.

Name: Tao Ping

xx body makeup artist

"Forehead ......" Zhang Sanfeng had several crows flying over his forehead.

"Hehe, my cousin's craftsmanship is good, she has painted makeup on hundreds of corpses, she has never made a mistake, and she is more beautiful than before she died, you are welcome to come here!" The little beauty mended the knife on the side.

Damn people flirt with girls smoothly, why did they become sent to death as soon as they arrived, the routine is not right, the script is not right! You said you're a good girl, can you find a normal job no, body makeup artist! Who can associate a beautiful woman with a disgusting corpse? The world is changing so fast that I want to go to Mars.

"Let's go, Taotao!" The big beauty didn't pay attention to Zhang Sanfeng, who stayed aside, and took the little beauty to start the treasure hunt again.

"Cousin, cousin looks good at this comb, I'm going to buy this."

Zhang Sanfeng, who was on the side, complained again, girl, are you really on Taobao? Rookie! He didn't have the slightest sense that he was a standard rookie.

"Girl, you look at this comb, it is not an ordinary comb grate, it is a famous local specialty in Changzhou, Jiangsu, according to legend, it began in the Wei and Jin dynasties, and has been more than 1600 years so far. The palace combs the name grate, and the love is the same as the couple; Yanling's specialty, flowers bloom and pedicle. The ancient proverb has Yunyangzhou rouge Suzhou flower, the first comb grate in Changzhou. And this is the ...... that the princess of the Ming Dynasty used the country back then."

Zhang Sanfeng listened to the stall owner's tall remarks, and unconsciously felt a little moved, but he still habitually opened the eyes of the sky, he didn't know if he didn't look at it, and he almost vomited blood when he saw it, what did the princess of the late Ming Dynasty use, did your sister's Ming Dynasty have plastic?

Judging by the situation, the two beauties still liked the comb very much, and agreed with the stall owner about the price, and the big beauty was ready to pay for it.

Our Three Winds classmates still can't get rid of their chivalrous and tender habits.