The second zero cute, messy Princess Jianning

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The braided girl was holding the scriptures in front, Li Yan was half a position behind, and walked to Cining Palace together, thinking about how to rub the Queen Mother for a while, and in the middle of the line, she suddenly heard a girl's coquettish hum from the corridor in front of her: "Yo, isn't this Xiao Guizi's father-in-law?" Where are you going? ”

Hearing this voice, the braided girl suddenly turned bitter, and said in a low voice: "Trouble is coming." ”

Li Yanqi said: "What trouble? ”

The braided girl said: "It's Princess Jianning, the daughter of the fake queen mother, this woman doesn't know that her mother is a fake, and she really thinks that she is the master of the golden branches and jade leaves, and she looks amazing all day long." She didn't know that we were big people who could rub her mother at any time, and thought that I was just a favored little eunuch next to the emperor, and she was very unkind to me, but I couldn't blatantly clean her up, and it was very tricky to pretend to be a grandson in front of other eunuchs and palace maids. ”

Li Yan understood as soon as he heard it, in the original work of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", Wei Xiaobao has been bullied by Princess Jianning, and then it was not until Wei Xiaobao was bullied too badly that he beat Princess Jianning violently, and found that Princess Jianning was a masochist and liked to be beaten by him, so the relationship was reversed. Later, Wei Xiaobao was ordered to send Princess Jianning to marry Wu Sangui's son Wu Yingxiong, and was seduced by Princess Jianning on the way, but the two hooked up and became adulterous, Princess Jianning became the first woman in Wei Xiaobao's life, of course, Wei Xiaobao was also the first man in her life.

Although this woman does not have a lot of roles in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", she is a character with a very distinct personality, and there are people who like it. There are also haters. Although Li Yan doesn't have any special dislikes and likings. But I also have a deep memory of Princess Jianning.

He couldn't help but look up, only to see a slender girl standing in the corridor in front of him, and the Manchu cheongsam outlined her full body, which was concave and convex, very seductive. She is dressed as a princess with golden branches and jade leaves, but there is a touch of wildness in her eyes, which is indelible, which is very consistent with the image of Princess Jianning in Li Yan's mind.

Princess Jianning crossed her waist. Pointing to the braided girl, she said, "Little Guizi, come here." ”

The braided girl looked left and right, and saw three palace maids standing not far away, and there were two guards in the garden next to her, in this case, she could only pretend to be a grandson, and said with a wry smile: "What does the princess command?" ”

As soon as Princess Jianning stretched out her hand, she twisted the big braid of the braided girl and pulled it back hard. You must know that Li Yan's braids are fake, just a hood, but the braids of the braided girl are real. It was braided with her own hair, and she was pulled back so hard. The scalp immediately ached. She suddenly shouted: "Oh, it hurts, the princess is merciful, if there is anything you can do, don't do it......"

Princess Jianning said coldly: "You monkey, where have you gone crazy lately?" Why don't you come and play with me? ”

The braided girl smiled bitterly: "I went to Wutai Mountain for business, to help the Lord Long Live do things, you see, I was about to send the scriptures to the Queen Mother." ”

Princess Jianning glanced at the scripture in her hand, and snorted coldly: "Okay, for your sake, I won't bother with you......" said that she didn't care, but in fact, she was extremely ruthless, and punched the braided girl's waist.

The braided girl doesn't know martial arts, her waist and abdomen are as soft as ordinary women, and after eating this punch, she immediately bent down in pain, and tears and snot almost flowed out.

When Li Yan saw that his friend was beaten, he felt pity in his heart, and hurriedly blocked in front of her, protected the braided girl, and said, "Princess, you talk well, why bother beating people?" Father-in-law Gui is doing things for the emperor, but not for the princess to beat and play. Li Yan is not a person of this era, and he doesn't like to pretend to be a grandson, so his tone of voice is naturally a little different, not as restrained as ordinary people when facing the big people in the upper position.

Princess Jianning was surprised, glanced at Li Yan twice, looked at her from head to toe, and snorted, "Who are you?" ”

Li Yan said: "The eunuch in charge of the imperial dining room, little Lizi." ”

Princess Jianning let out a sneer and said: "What kind of eunuch should I be, dare to talk to this princess, it turns out that he is a small imperial dining room steward, and after all, he is also a slave, so don't let this princess get out of the way." ”

Li Yan said without humility or arrogance: "Although the steward of the imperial dining room is not a great position, it is not under the jurisdiction of the princess, so you don't have to listen to the princess's orders. ”

Princess Jianning was pushed by him, hahadaxiao: "You don't belong to me?" Haha, interesting...... Stand here and don't go away, I'll be right here. After speaking, she slipped into the imperial study next to her, and it was about the time to drink a cup of tea, so she got out of the imperial study, waving a holy decree in her hand, and said with a smile: "The eunuch Xiao Lizi, the steward of the imperial dining room, listens to the decree...... From now on, you will become the princess's envoy eunuch......"

When Li Yan heard this, he was stunned: I wipe? And this kind of thing?

Princess Jianning said proudly: "Brother Emperor loves me the most, I want to ask a eunuch to summon, he has no reason to refuse, now do you dare to say that you don't need to listen to my orders?" ”

Li Yan was seriously unhappy, if there weren't a few palace maids and guards next to him, he would have slapped Princess Jianning a long time ago, how could she show off her power here. But since you want to be an undercover agent, you must have the consciousness of being an undercover agent, and you can't expose your identity for some inexplicable trivial things, at this time, you have to bow your head and say: "Listen to the princess." ”

Princess Jianning snorted: "Don't go to Cining Palace first, the queen mother is taking a nap, and she will wake up after a while, go to my dormitory to play with me first." ”

The braided girl and Li Yan glanced at each other, then looked at the people around them, and had to say helplessly: "Obey!" ”

The two of them followed Princess Jianning to her bedroom depressedly, only to see that her bedroom was very different from ordinary princesses, there was no feminine things such as pink and embroidery, but there were bows, arrows, knives and guns hanging on the wall, showing a wild atmosphere.

Li Yan wanted to come to a place where there was no one and immediately clean her up, but she didn't expect that there were also many palace maids standing in her dormitory, standing in all corners of the dormitory, ready to serve the princess at any time, which made it inconvenient.

Princess Jianning said to the braided girl and Li Yan: "Let's have a martial arts competition." You two join forces to hit me one. Of course. Your martial arts are definitely not as good as this princess, you are beaten to the ground, and it is inevitable to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, but this princess is merciful and will not hurt your life, come on. "She's a girl, and she wants to find someone to mess around with her, but this gameplay is too perverted.

Li Yan couldn't help but be speechless.

The braided girl said, "Of course we are not the princess's opponents. Surrender and don't fight. ”

Princess Jianning smiled: "If you surrender, you have to fight." She suddenly flew up a punch and smashed the chest of the braided girl, the braided girl was startled, if she was punched in the chest and touched her chest, wouldn't she know that she was a woman? That's a big problem, so avoid it. But she didn't know martial arts, her movements were too slow, and the punch still hit her stomach, causing severe pain in her abdomen. Holding his stomach and hooking it, he curled up in a ball on the ground.

Princess Jianning is unforgiving. Another kick was on the braided girl's ass, causing her to roll on the ground several times.

This Nizi's hands and feet are extremely heavy, and he is simply beating people to death, and Li Yan can't help but be angry in his heart.

At this time, Princess Jianning turned her head to stare at Li Yan again, and hahadaxiao said, "What are you looking at?" I'm going to hit you too. After speaking, he flew up and kicked at Li Yan's lower body.

Li Yan laughed angrily, and really wanted to slap her, but the countless palace maids next to her looked at it, but they couldn't understand how to beat the princess blatantly, so they had to take a step to the side lightly, making Princess Jianning kick into the air.

Princess Jianning let out a "huh", slapped again, and slapped Li Yan's face.

Li Yan would let her fan, tilt her head back, and avoid this palm.

At this time, Princess Jianning was unhappy, and said angrily: "What are you doing this slave? This princess is going to beat you, you actually dare to dodge, aren't you afraid that this princess will punish you for the nine clans? ”

Li Yan didn't say a word, but he was thinking in his heart: What way to think of a way to take the palace maid next to him away? When the time comes, I will let you know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has.

But how easy is it to take the palace maid? With his identity as a braided girl, this is really not an easy thing to do, and there is no excuse for suffering.

Princess Jianning kicked twice again, Li Yan avoided left and right, and thought in his heart: Why don't you lie at the bottom of this Laoshizi, show your identity, beat the princess, and then kill to Cining Palace, kidnap the fake queen mother, and then kill back to the room of the braided girl, and go back to the Black Wood Cliff through the teleportation wall, so as to save some sour gas at this time. Go back and let the Oriental girl reopen a portal to Tianjin, and the matter of saving the little county lord will not be delayed.

But this is also very risky, he thought of the invincible Gui Xin Shu in "The Legend of the Deer and Ding", with Li Yan's current martial arts, it is definitely not as good as Gui Xin Shu, but Gui Xin Shu can't run rampant in the palace, Zuihou died under the siege of the guards.

Just as she was thinking of this, a eunuch's scream suddenly came from outside the princess's bedroom: "The Queen Mother has arrived...... The Queen Mother drove to ......"

Li Yan was stunned, and then rejoiced: I didn't expect the queen mother, this old bitch to come, just right, clean up your mother and daughter together, save me from killing in the palace, in case it is still dangerous to be surrounded by guards.

At this time, the Queen Mother had already walked in, and when she saw Li Yan and the braided girl there, the Queen Mother was surprised. Seeing that Princess Jianning seemed to be beating Li Yan again, and Li Yan dodged left and right and did not fight back, she even gasped, and secretly screamed in her heart.

When Princess Jianning saw that Queen Mother was gone, she stopped messing around, stopped and smiled: "Queen Mother, why are you here?" I called two little eunuchs to practice boxing, but unfortunately you saw them. ”

The Queen Mother laughed dryly and said, "I came to run around the door and walk around at will, but I saw that you were messing around again." ”

Li Yan and the braided girl showed a strange smile on their faces, smiled at the Queen Mother, and saluted: "See the Queen Mother." ”――

Diary of a Green Wolf:

It's been more than 20 days since Li Yan took leave from school, I miss him so much!

Today I sneaked into Li Yan's dormitory again and helped him clean it, but I haven't cleaned it for three days, and a thin layer of dust has accumulated in the house, which must be wiped clean. When I was mopping the floor, Kang Min suddenly came in, and she asked me why I was helping Li Yan like a little daughter-in-law.

I thought to myself: Am I not Li Yan's little daughter-in-law? But I can't say that I can't let others know that classmate Li Yan has a Khitan wife, which will bring him a lot of trouble.

Kang Min saw that I was impatient to wipe the floor, and came to help me wipe it, she said that she wanted to be my little daughter-in-law, and she would do all the housework in the future, and I just need to be a woman who stands up to the sky.

Her words startled me, didn't she become the little daughter-in-law of the little daughter-in-law? Isn't this a mess of things?

In other words, what is a woman?

Qiao Feng

Recorded after Li Yan left school (to be continued......)

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