Chapter 405: Helpless Alan
Three big old men.
A muscular man with a body full of horizontal flesh and a height of two meters, the violent characteristics are particularly obvious.
A gray-haired, obscene old god, with small eyes full of essence.
An unlucky ghost with green eyes in his crotch and a pillar of optimus, with a bitter look on his face.
Babylon the Great stayed to watch the excitement, and not to leave.
What ancient magic elements, what Tatar herbs, what magic blockages in the body, he didn't understand all the fights, he just wanted to know who his chief decided to sleep with in the end, and see if he could sleep.
As for Tatar, he has his own little abacus, as long as the Bloodhoof Chieftain can have a barbarian woman as his wife, everything will be justified, after all, no matter how strong the Bloodhoof tribe is, the chief Allen is also a human race.
Eren is a victim, there is no way, after eating Tatar's herbs, the ancient magic elements in his body have begun to work, and the side effects of the problem are also very powerful, and his mind is full of some vague thoughts.
If it weren't for the fact that the ancient magic in his body had indeed begun to work slowly, he would have been slamming into the old god stick of Tatar.
Tatar: "Why don't I go back to the Great Chieftain Tribe, and I don't do anything, and I knock my daughter out and bring it to you?" β
Alan: "Get out! β
Babylon the Great: "Why don't you find my sister, at least it's all a tribe, and the fat water doesn't flow into the fields of outsiders!" β
Alan: "Get out of here, too!" β
The three of them sat at the table with a sad brow, and Alan scratched back and forth like an ant, while scolding Tatar for being unreliable.
However, although Allen's scolding was unpleasant, he could clearly feel that the ancient magic elements in his body fluctuated slightly, and in the end, those herbs worked, but the side effects were too 'big'.
Babylon the Great watched the excitement from the side, and refused to leave.
Since Allen crossed over, in addition to taking advantage of Giselle and Jana before, he has really never touched a woman, and even Hathaway took the initiative to give him a hug is a respectful attitude, and treats many beauties in the Bloodhoof tribe, Allen is at most just taking advantage of it, not that he has no thief's guts, but mainly because he doesn't have much thief's heart.
Now that Tatar's herbs have worked, Allen's moral bottom line is also getting lower and lower, and now a group of barbarian ladies are all clear-eyed.
He didn't dare to go out of the house, for fear of doing something he would regret for the rest of his life.
"Oopsγγγγγ Lao Tzu is now a hero, and it's not a big deal to really sleep with a woman, right? Alan began to make excuses for himself, and as soon as he heard the tone, he knew that he was a little weak because of his lack of confidence.
Tatar encouraged beside him: "You are the hero of our barbarians, as long as you speak, I will call you ten or eight barbarian women, okay?" β
Today's Tatar is no longer what it used to be, the Bloodhoof Tribe is now the signboard of all barbarians, even the Great Chieftain Tribe and the Four Great Tribes have picked up a lot of benefits after Allen, and the future development of the Barbarians and their status on the continent are closely related to the Bloodhoof Tribe.
But the Bloodhoof Tribe can't do without, it's easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it's difficult to go from luxury to thrift.
Now the elite warriors of all tribes, as long as the weather is good or Allen is in a good mood, can easily obtain a battle guardian beast, not to mention those half-grown barbarian children who enter the magic tower in the Bloodhoof tribe to learn magic and fighting spirit.
And there is the golden sign of the Bloodhoof tribe, whether it is the business group of the Beamon orcs or the caravan of the human race, as long as you set foot on the Great Wasteland, you must pay a fee as a protection fee, if you don't pay, the Bloodhoof tribe will block you in the Great Wasteland, you can not pay the money, not to mention that the goods are swallowed, and the people will also be caught in exchange for ransom in the future.
Now don't talk about him Tatar, even all the barbarians, none of them are completely convinced by Allen and regarded as an example idol.
The name of the Great Lord of the Wasteland has already spread, and whoever dares to go to the Great Wasteland to find fault with it again will not be able to get along with the Bloodhoof Tribe.
The only fly in the ointment is Allen's identity, no matter how powerful the Bloodhoof Tribe is, Allen, the chief, is also a foreigner.
But this is not impossible to solve, if you can have a substantial relationship with a female barbarian, then everything is not a problem.
There are countless masters of the Bloodhoof Tribe, and the warriors only listen to Allen alone, and for the Great Chief Tribe, birds are not birds.
All the high-level people in the Great Chief tribe are afraid that Alan will go out to cause trouble every day, and this guy will go deep into the rear of the enemy army to lick the blood, but as long as there are pure barbarian descendants, even if this guy dies in battle tomorrow or returns to the territory of the human race, all the barbarians don't have to worry about the Bloodhoof tribe falling apart.
Seeing Tatar working as a prostitute there, Alan rolled his eyes and said: "Pull it, my little body is not blessed, especially your daughter, don't think I haven't seen it, it's not as good as the wasteland storm." β
Tatar didn't care, and filled the fire again and said, "As long as you leave a barbarian bloodline, your title of Great Lord of the Wasteland can be determined, and it is also recognized by the Great Chief Tribe!" Bloodhoof Chief doesn't sound like a barbarian lord, doesn't he? β
Alan didn't pay attention to him, Lao Tzu didn't sleep with you, barbarian girls wouldn't be heroes of the wasteland? Isn't it invincible to fight all over the wasteland? Isn't it the Great Lord of the Barbarian Ancient Plains?
Isn't this nonsense, with his current identity and record, he still needs to rely on marriage?
Besides, is it good to marry other human forces, isn't it 10,000 times stronger than your daughter? It's long and placenta-like.
Babylon the Great didn't have as many eyes as Tatar, so he made a suggestion: "Chief, I think Princess Hathaway is good, the old blind dragon can see that she likes you, why don't I discuss with her and discuss sleeping with you?" β
"Are you stupid?" Alan scolded angrily: "Why don't you go and discuss letting her sleep with me for a night?" Did I sleep with Princess Hathaway? I'm fucking sleeping on the face of the Duchy of Lotle, whether I admit it or not, Old Man Donnie will definitely have to come over with the Wild Hunting Wind Legion the next day, believe it or not? When the time comes, will you help me carry the black cauldron? β
However, thinking of Hathaway's gorgeous face and tall figure, Alan not only fell into the fantasy of being in public, but also drooled.
"Oh, too, the main thing is that I can't beat Archmage Donnie, Princess Hathaway still forget it." Babylon touched the back of his head and suggested again: "What about Princess Cana, you are such a big man, chief, you happen to be a good match with her, and everyone who falls knows that you two frown every day." β
Alan's eyes lit up, the fool of Babylon the Great was right, a Giselle, a Jana, he had been in contact with these two girls for the longest time, and the relationship between them went far beyond friendship.
To say that Alan has no feelings for Cana is false, after all, they have been together for almost half a year, not to mention that this little girl has a good figure, and her personality is gentle and dignified and generous, and the two have always been as Big Babylon said, but they have not broken through the last line of defense.
It's a pity that Cana is full of thoughts about recovering the country and finding Black Jack for revenge, and Alan has never had the opportunity to kiss Fang Ze, and he doesn't know whether his parents are dead or alive, and the regime has not been taken away, and he licks his big face and finds someone to fall in love with, isn't that a scumbag.
"What's going on, Chief? Why don't I discuss with her and let her come to you cleanly? β
Alan kicked Babylon hard, and said righteously: "Why did something become so filthy after it got into your mouth, I was looking for someone to dredge the ancient magic elements blocked in my body, not Nima's bathing center to find a young lady"
Tatar rolled his eyes, the ancient magic element in his body was blocked, just put some essence blood, said with the ground, or you guys found a reason to have bad intentions.
Big Babylon rubbed his calf, bared his teeth and said: "Chief, you have a lot of things, this can't do that, in addition to a group of old ladies in our tribe, there are only Tilda and my sister left, so in this case, you can pick one of these two girls." β
"Your sister? Pull it, don't say anything else, just your sister's appearance, she looks too similar to you, I'm afraid there is a shadow in my heart, and if you don't say it, I always thought she was your brother! After Allen finished speaking, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with a sassy mouth: "But Tilda... Hehe, the question is, can people be happy? β
"I'm definitely not happy, people are here to seek refuge, it's already good to be able to help us fight, and it's not a sell-out, how can I look at you." Big Babylon said with a disgusted face: "Chief, it's not me Big Babylon who said you, you look at your long, not to mention the scars, what messy monsters are tattooed on your body, and your temper is not good, you will fight and kill at every turn, I am a woman and I don't like you." β
βγγγγγγγγγγγγγβ Alan didn't bother to hit Babylon, and put his chin on his hands and said: "Lao Tzu's time has been wasted on you idiots, and until now, you don't even have a wife, damn!" β
As soon as Allen's words fell, Xiao Tutu jumped in from the outside and got into Allen's animal skin scarf with a frightened expression.
Giselle, who had a sweaty face, recklessly barged in and asked excitedly, "Eh, where are you hiding, γγγγγ β
Giselle, who was halfway through speaking, looked at the three people present with a suspicious expression, and finally focused his eyes on Alan and said, "What are you doing here, why don't you wear clothes, Ellen?" β
Seeing Giselle break in, Tatar sighed, God's will, it seems that his daughter is out of play.
Just now, in order to persuade Alan to let his own daughter "sacrifice", he deliberately did not mention Giselle, the female chief of the barbarian blood, but who knows if it was a coincidence, he has been staying in the Dark Moon Tribe Giselle, and today he actually returned to the Bloodhoof Tribe.
And the whole Great Wasteland knows that Giselle and Allen, the two dog men and women, are eyebrows every day, who knows if the raw rice has already been cooked.
Seeing that he had made a halfway way to bite the gold, Tatar lightly kicked Babylon the Great and motioned to leave together, don't be a light bulb here.
Babylon winked at Alan, grabbed Tu Tu from under Alan's crotch, and followed Tatar out of the stone house.
Giselle, with an inexplicable face, looked at Alan with smart eyes.
Alan was a little weak by these pure big eyes, and suddenly covered his chest and said, "Ah... Ah... You brother Allen, I'm hurt. β
Giselle looked at Allen's raised crotch suspiciously, and said with a sneer: "If you think about a woman, you say you miss a woman, and you also say that you are injured, Alan, why have you become as hypocritical as those Terrans now!" β
Allen's face was a little red, and just as he wanted to explain, the horned python crawled in from outside the window and exclaimed, "I said don't want it, but my body is still very honest, quack quack!" β
"Damn, who the taught him this." Alan grabbed the horn of the horned python and threw it out.
As a result, because Alan moved too violently, the animal skin apron around his waist fell to the ground.
Alan was embarrassed to death, and after picking it up, his face turned red and explained: "It's all to blame for that old bastard Tatar, who brought me a lot of aphrodisiac things to drink, brother, I'm a serious person, but now the situation is criticalγγγγγγγγγ β
Giselle smiled, and it was a very charming kind of smile, and Alan drooled without realizing it.
"Then will you marry me?" Giselle walked over, his hands hooked around Alan's shoulders, his eyes tender as water.
"I... Marry! β
With a "bang", Giselle tore off the animal skin apron around Allen's waist, and savagely pushed Allen onto the bed, and sat directly on Allen's waist.