Chapter Eighty-Nine: The Hunan People's Joke

"Just do it, let me do it, do it immediately, do it well, and report after doing it", this is Hao Desheng's consistent style.

After seeing Mengdu and Hao Min leave the office, Hao Desheng simply cleaned up the things on the desk, and then went out upstairs, and after a while, he came to Vice Mayor Wang's office.

"Hello, Mayor Wang! Oh, County Magistrate Zheng, are you there too? That's- I'll come back later. ”

After Hao Desheng knocked on Vice Mayor Wang's office, he saw that Vice Mayor Wang was talking to a county magistrate Zheng from the county below, and immediately turned around and retreated out the door.

"Oh, Xiao Hao, you don't have to go, we're done talking. Come in. ”

After Vice Mayor Wang saw Hao Desheng knocking on the door and coming in, he saw that there were people in the office and wanted to exit the door, and he estimated that he had something to find himself, so he waved to Hao Desheng cordially.

"Director Hao, hello!"

With Vice Mayor Wang's words, the county magistrate Zheng from the county really got up very sensibly.

County Magistrate Zheng greeted Hao Desheng very politely, and then said to Vice Mayor Wang respectfully:

"Mayor Wang, please rest assured, I will definitely do what you have just instructed and requested. Moreover, I will definitely do a good job of implementing it! ”

"Well, Xiao Zheng, after returning to the county, you have to tell everyone that the construction of the second ring road is related to the construction speed of the entire provincial capital, and to the investment environment and infrastructure conditions of the provincial capital. You must not only do a good job in persuading and educating the people on the expropriated land, but also cooperate with the construction unit to conscientiously do a good job in compensating the people for the seedlings, and also do the compensation work related to the house demolition fee, and you must not let the people suffer! There should be no mass incidents such as mass petitions. ”

"Mayor Wang, please rest assured. I will be sure to convey your instructions verbatim! After I return today, I will immediately convene a special meeting and immediately follow your instructions to do a good job in implementing and promoting the specific plan. That-Mayor Wang, you and Director Hao still have something to do, so I'll go back first? ”

County Magistrate Zheng respectfully expressed his determination to Vice Mayor Wang and reported his work plans after returning.

"Okay, in the specific process of advancement, if there is any situation, you have to report to me at any time."

Vice Mayor Wang nodded with satisfaction to County Magistrate Zheng.

"Okay, Mayor Wang, goodbye; Director Hao, goodbye! ”

While bidding farewell to Vice Mayor Wang and Hao Desheng, County Magistrate Zheng turned sideways and left Vice Mayor Wang's office with half a retreat and half a nod.

"Sit down, Xiao Hao, do you have something to do with me?"

After the county magistrate Zheng went out, Vice Mayor Wang waved his hand to Hao Desheng and asked him to sit on the sofa, and asked very casually.

"Oh, there's no hurry. Mayor Wang, look at this Zhongtang written by Liu Lao, his skills are really good! The font is strong and powerful, and the style is smooth, making people look more and more durable. ”

Hao Desheng did not go to sit down on the sofa, but walked slowly to Vice Mayor Wang's desk and carefully looked at the couplet "Study hard and work hard" hanging on the wall behind the vice mayor.

"Well, you've done a good job. Many people who came to my office, after reading the middle hall written by Liu Lao, said that this couplet was changed well, in time, and at a high level! ”

Vice Mayor Wang stood up with a smile and looked back at the Zhongtang Mobao on the wall behind him.

"Mayor Wang, I think that the two words you changed are also very level, change the word 'good' to the word 'hard', if it is an ordinary person, it is absolutely unthinkable."

Hao Desheng lost no time in flattering Vice Mayor Wang.

"Ah, the two words I changed are not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning!"

Vice Mayor Wang shook his head modestly, and then said with a serious face:

"We are state cadres, and we must talk about politics at all times! In a hall like this, we must not only highlight politics, but also pay attention to traditional culture, and do not lack in all aspects, which is called the best of both worlds. ”

"Yes, yes. Mayor Wang, the banner of "Generations of Habits Seems to Be Normal" at home, and the banners of "Watching the Waves by the Railing" and "Reviewing the Past and Learning the New" that were originally hung on the wall of your office are now hanging in your study, I wonder if you have seen it? ”

"I've seen it, I've seen it! Don't say it, this Liu Lao's calligraphy is indeed extraordinary. His works are vigorous and vigorous, and they are not only of great political significance when they are hung on the wall now, but also have a high collection value when they are preserved in the future! ”

Vice Mayor Wang nodded with great satisfaction and expressed his inner satisfaction.

"Yes. Mayor Wang, in a while, I will go to my home and send some small Chaotian peppers from Xiamen to my sister-in-law, and by the way, some grouper and prawns. ”

Every time Hao Desheng sent something to Vice Mayor Wang's house, he would say, "I'll go to my home", as if Vice Mayor Wang's home was his Hao Desheng's home.

Of course, Vice Mayor Wang understood what Hao Desheng meant, and after hearing this, he nodded slightly and said:

"Okay, Xiamen's Chaotian chili pepper is really spicy, and everyone in the family loves to eat it. Oh, and remember, when you send seafood to your home, you have to pay for it! ”

"Mayor Wang, don't worry, I paid for the seafood, and I didn't spend a penny on it."

Hao Desheng nodded nonchalantly.

Because Hao Desheng knew that every time Vice Mayor Wang heard that his subordinates had bought something for him, he had to tell him to pay.

Therefore, whenever he heard Vice Mayor Wang tell him to "pay", Hao Desheng would give such an answer.

As for whether to pay or not in the end, Vice Mayor Wang takes care of every day, where can he remember such a trivial matter as whether he paid or not?

Some time ago, didn't there be such a smooth sentence in the society about the lives of some leading cadres:

The salary is basically not used, the wife basically does not sleep, the tobacco and alcohol are basically not bought, and the lunch and dinner are basically pleased.

Of course, in Hao Desheng's eyes, Vice Mayor Wang definitely does not belong to this kind of leading cadre!

At this point in writing, it is necessary to briefly introduce Vice Mayor Wang's hometown and relevant situation:

Vice Mayor Wang is a native of Xiangtan, Hunan, and belongs to the "Jiangxi people are not afraid of spicy, Sichuan people are not afraid of spicy, Hunan people are afraid of spicy", and our founding leader Chairman Mao is an authentic fellow countryman;

Vice Mayor Wang's whole family likes to eat chili peppers, and Hao Desheng happens to be in charge of logistics affairs, external reception and property management in the division of labor of several directors of the general office of the municipal government. Therefore, in terms of logistics affairs, Hao Desheng knows the hobbies, habits, and living needs of every leader of the city government.

In addition, Vice Mayor Wang discovered and enabled Hao Desheng, the "thousand-mile horse", so the movement of the two of them over the years can be said to exceed the contacts between any relatives.

And Hao De's care and service to Vice Mayor Wang's family is even more meticulous!

Some people may ask, Vice Mayor Wang's family likes to eat chili peppers, why do they go to Xiamen to buy them?

It turns out that the chili peppers in the provincial capital, if measured by the taste standards of Hunan people, are really not up to the "spicy" level, at most they can only be regarded as vegetable peppers!

In order to solve the problem of "not being afraid of spicy" in Vice Mayor Wang's family, Hao Desheng will find a way to bring some particularly spicy boys from Xiamen, Fujian Province.

Of course, the value of Chaotian pepper in Xiamen is not high, so every time when buying Chaotian pepper, Hao Desheng will also ask someone to bring some seafood, longan, lychee and other local specialties "by the way".

"Mayor Wang, recently, I saw a very high-level joke praising you Hunan people, I don't know if Mayor Wang has seen it?"

"Oh? What's the good joke again? Tell me about it. ”

Vice Mayor Wang looked at Hao Desheng with interest and asked.

"The paragraph is very distinctively written, but it is a little longer. Why don't I read it to you? ”

Hao Desheng saw that the old leader was in a good mood today, so he took out the mobile phone in his pocket and looked at the deputy mayor inquiringly.

"Oh, since it's a good joke, let's read it out and listen to it."

Vice Mayor Wang smiled and nodded.

"Okay, I'll read it to you."

Hao Desheng immediately turned on his mobile phone, flipped it a few times, and quickly found the paragraph he said, and continued:

"Mayor Wang, I started to read:

The three most stubborn populations in the world:

The Irish in Britain,

Prussians in Germany,

Hunan people in China.

Hunan people shed blood without tears:

A modern history of China, the Cantonese people revolutionized, the Zhejiang people paid money, and the Hunan people shed blood.

Hunan man: Only Chu is talented.

Hunan woman: Hunan woman is amorous.

Hunan people - heavy talent not heavy wealth.

Hunan people - not indecent.

Hunan people - can eat chili peppers will revolutionize.

Hunan people - the politics are on the hot side, and the economy is on the cold side.

If Beijing is the political capital of China and Shanghai is the economic capital of China, then Hunan is the talent capital of China.

Ten of the most representative Hunan people

The first great man among the Hunan people - Chairman Mao

The first Homo sapiens among the Hunan people - Wei Yuan

The first saint among the Hunan people - Zeng Guofan

The first capable person among the Hunan people - Zuo Zongtang

The first fierce man among the Hunan people - Tan Sitong

The first strange person among the Hunan people - Huang Xing

The first soldier among the Hunan people - Cai Yi

The first perfect person among Hunan people - Liu * Qi

The first person among the Hunan people - Peng * Huai

The best person among Hunan people - Lei Feng

The character of Hunan people - beautiful inside and straight outside, not vines and branches

The genes of Hunan people - not afraid of evil, not afraid of pressure, not afraid of spicy

Hunan people's worldview - seeking truth from facts

Hunan people are sincere, straightforward, and cheerful, and it is easy to give people a feeling of being at home at first sight, and their love and hatred, joy and anger, sorrow and happiness are very distinct.

Hunan people have nothing to do, just a founding chairman, Chairman Mao.

The Hunan people have nothing to do, but only seven of the ten marshals of the Republic.

Hunan people have nothing to do, just the terminal of the T1 train.

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that TV is still attractive.

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that the Golden Eagle Festival is held in Changsha every year.

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just a super girl voice that scared the people above into a meeting.

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that Hunan University has a history of more than 1,000 years.

The Hunan people have nothing to do, but they won 3/4 of the total number of gold medals in China at the Sydney Olympics.

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that a foreigner jumped into the river in Hunan, and the whole country celebrates the Dragon Boat Festival for him.

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring" has caused competition among many provinces.

Hunan people have nothing to do, but they have been the richest man in the country in a central province like Hunan.

Hunan people have nothing to do, they just have a lot of brains to do business.

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that the annual college entrance examination score line is high in the country.

The people of Hunan have nothing to do, they just have a special influence on the earth.

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that the White House of the United States uses Hunan's "Yuanda" equipment!

Hunan people have nothing to do, but in the reconstruction of the "911" site in the United States, the important equipment is Sany Heavy Industry and Zoomlion!

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that 47% of the Shenzhou satellite components are made in Hunan!

Hunan people have nothing to do, the supercomputer is the first in the world, and it says that it is made in Hunan!

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that the world's fastest train is produced in Zhuzhou!

Hunan people have nothing to do, it's just that Yuan Longping saved one-third of the world's poor people!

Hunan people have nothing to do with Niu B, and those who are not Hunan people can also publicize and publicize, so that everyone knows that such a little bit of Hunan people's Niu B can be! ”

"Mayor Wang, after reading the paragraph, you say, is this paragraph very level?"

Hao Desheng read it for a long time, saw that Vice Mayor Wang listened to it with relish, and asked with a smile after reading it.

"Well, the paragraph is well written, but it seems a little narrow-minded and a little regional."

It seems that Vice Mayor Wang is really a political leader.

He stood up, walked around the desk, walked slowly to Hao Desheng and said:

"You see, our country is so big, which province, which city, which autonomous region does not have outstanding talents? Which province, which city, which autonomous region does not have achievements to be proud of? Writing a separate paragraph to prominently praise one's province, talent, and achievements, whether from a political or geographical point of view, is it taboo, right? ”

"Oh, Mayor Wang, you are more thoughtful than ordinary people, and you stand at a much higher angle than us! I can't do it if I don't admire it, after listening to what you just said, I admire it from the bottom of my heart! ”

After listening to Vice Mayor Wang's judgment on the above paragraph, Hao Desheng sincerely said yes to the leader in his heart.

"Of course, there is nothing particularly wrong about writing such a paragraph, I have seen and heard it, and I just laughed. As for publicity, there's no need for it. ”

Vice Mayor Wang gave a principled lecture to Hao Desheng.

"Okay, I'll delete it right away. I won't recommend it to anyone else in the future. Oh, Mayor Wang, I have one more thing to report to you. ”

Hao Desheng saw Vice Mayor Wang go back to the back of his desk, and then added.

"Oh, what else? You say. ”

Vice Mayor Wang looked at Hao Desheng kindly.

"It's about the Dream Capital."

Hao Desheng looked at Vice Mayor Wang cautiously.

"Something about the Dream Capital? What's it about Yumeto? ”

Listening to Hao Desheng talk about his son Mengdu, Vice Mayor Wang immediately showed concern and attention.

"Well, it's a lifelong event about Yumeto's marriage! Today, Mengdu and Hao Min came to the office to find me, and Mengdu said that he wanted to marry Lao Zhang's daughter, that is, the women's diving champion Zhang Liping. Mengdu said that he wanted to hold a wedding with Zhang Liping as soon as possible! ”

In front of Vice Mayor Wang, Hao Desheng never hid anything, and he immediately told him the true idea of asking him to help.

"Oh, this kid! In the past, no matter how his mother urged him to get married, he just didn't agree! Now, why did you suddenly think of getting married? ”

Vice Mayor Wang looked at Hao Desheng in surprise.

"Yes, perhaps, Mengdu has a special relationship with Lao Zhang's daughter, and is very fateful, right? Or, as you get older, your dreams are ripe now, right? ”

Hao Desheng replied somewhat speculatively.

"Well, getting married is a big deal. Xiao Hao, I think, you should take the time to go home about this matter, you go and discuss it with Mengdu first, and listen to what she thinks. ”

After thinking carefully for a while, Vice Mayor Wang gave instructions to Hao Desheng.

"Okay, I'll go and ask my sister-in-law for advice in the afternoon. Mayor Wang, do you have any other instructions? If I don't have any other instructions, I'll go back to the office first? ”

Hao Desheng understood what the leader meant and was ready to leave.

"Well, there you go."

Vice Mayor Wang nodded at Hao Desheng with satisfaction.