Chapter 359: Paper Thrower
If this sneeze comes out, as soon as that person's popularity leaks out, all of us will have to be unlucky - your mother, what are you doing with your hair wrapped around Lao Tzu's face!
I was a little annoyed, so I had to pinch my nose, but the feet around the car went back and forth, but the owner of this hair just didn't leave.
Could it also be aware that there are living people in this place?
With this head of long hair lingering here, my breath is getting more and more panicked, and several people around me also knew that this was a scourge, and they all sweated, Lu Hengchuan glanced at me first, and then made a move that I didn't expect at all, only to see him reach out and take out something and shake it on my head.
It didn't matter if it was a "bang", the handful of hair hanging down in front of me actually fell in response, and it blew everywhere with this yin wind.
I was taken aback, and the feet in front of me were obviously taken aback, you think, if a person suddenly loses his hair, it is called a ghost shaved head, and the dead man suddenly loses his hair, what is it called?
It's broken, it's broken, it's broken.
Who knew that the feet hesitated for a moment, turned in circles, and disappeared.
I thought the goods were gone, so I breathed a sigh of relief, and glanced at Lu Hengchuan at the same time, but Lu Hengchuan didn't look at me, just glanced at my head with his residual eyes, revealing a very sympathetic look.
This dead fish eye is usually very cold-blooded, what can I sympathize with?
At this time, I lowered my head for a long time, only to feel that the back of my neck was very heavy, and I was cold, as if I had a cold and fell into a pillow, which was very uncomfortable.
I had a heart, I didn't look up directly, but chose an angle, glanced at it from Lu Hengchuan's recognizable dial, and my heart suddenly lifted.
Your mother, a pair of feet are stepping on my neck!
There is no doubt that these feet are the owners of the big handful of hair.
I said, "Why is my neck so heavy?" It's fucking bloody!
At the same time, Blackbeard, who was dormant beside me, shoved me and pointed at the life-saving candle.
I looked up, and my heart suddenly chuckled, I don't know when, the life-saving candle has turned cyan!
This Nima is going to die, and at this time, those scattered sounds suddenly stopped, as if someone pressed the pause button when watching a movie, and the surroundings were suddenly silent, and the silence made people panic.
When I looked up, I saw that the feet around me had all stopped, and the direction they were facing was us!
"What are you doing in a daze!" I knew that I was now exposed, and immediately shouted loudly: "Put my shoes backwards, don't make a noise, run!" ”
Ji Ye taught me before that if people have low luck and fall on the path of yin and yang, they must wear their shoes in reverse, so that the dead will not see you.
As soon as I spoke, there was a burst of laughter above my head, cold, like a snake spitting letters, wrapped around the back of the person!
And as soon as I said this, the big guy naturally did it, Blackbeard is my senior, of course he is clear about this kind of thing, but before he changed his shoes, he asked in a deep voice, "What about you?" ”
Of course, I have no intention of changing my shoes, I am unlucky, I have a dead man on my back, and it is useless to change my shoes, so I can only make a bait for the time being, and lure away all the Yin soldiers who are aiming at us - even if I am really unlucky, it is more cost-effective than everyone else who is unlucky.
Lu Hengchuan and the others reacted quickly, and they had already changed the shoes on their feet, although Lei Tingting was very worried, but she knew that if she wasted the opportunity to survive, she would be the real cheater, so she also bit her lower lip and changed her shoes - but she didn't plan to go, it seemed that she was thinking about getting the thing on my body.
At this time, the dead are considered to be overwhelming, and if they stick to it, they will be exposed, I immediately made eye contact with her, which means that I have my own way, Lei Tingting is still stubborn and refuses to go, I can't help it, glared at Lu Hengchuan and Guo Yang again, and the two of them frowned, so Lei Tingting was put on the other cars where the life-saving candles were still on.
The ass refused to go, and I kicked it, and I didn't go - I was also distressed, and I haven't been willing to spank it since the spanking followed me!
Just now it was curled up and silent, but now it shook the flower hair on its body, and the two dogs stared at each other, like small light bulbs, and it was so vigorous that it was not afraid of those dead people at all!
My heart warms, this ass is really life and death with the master.
The other gentlemen of the Western faction all stared at me, as if they couldn't understand that I would do such a self-sacrificing thing, Blackbeard gave me a fixed look, and changed his shoes.
I couldn't send Blackbeard away, because just as Lei Tingting and the others left the car, it turned into a cyan life-saving candle and went out.
......The laughter above my head was getting clearer and clearer, and I felt that a cool, slimy thing was getting closer and closer against my heavenly spirit cover, and as you can imagine, that thing was bending down and ...... to me
And the other feet, like flies that have smelled the smell of fish, come up to the bucket of this car!
Your mother, Lao Tzu is a bait, but he really gives it to you!
Although this Yin soldier came from the aisle a little inexplicable, but now it is indeed a matter of life and death, and I don't care about the blood and injury, I bite out the blood from my fingertips in one bite, and I rush to the back of my neck.
The cold feet that had stepped on my neck seemed to be burned by fire, and a cry that sounded a bit like an owl's laughter sounded above my head, and the back of my neck was relaxed, and it was obvious that the thing had been taken down by me.
And Bigu jumped up, sounding as if he had bitten the goods at that moment—the cry of the goods was long and miserable, a bit like a wolf.
The ass is really heroic, and the Pihu who wards off evil spirits is indeed worthy of its name.
But all of a sudden, the yin qi around me flourished, and countless feet began to rush towards me, and it felt like a morgue, so cold!
Now I am sure that this time the Yin Soldier aisle, impartial, is the last kind of stand-in!
This is the most dangerous, but although there are a large number of these dead people, you can resist, one is that they are put together temporarily, there is no background, and second, what they each want is to find a stand-in for themselves, there must be no sense of teamwork, this has to be replaced by the Yin soldiers of the Lord of Yama, or the Yin soldiers who died on the battlefield, you try!
I'm still waiting for them to pull me, first pull out the lightning strike wood, and at once the autumn wind swept the leaves that poured into the car, and swept them cleanly, and the warm big body of the ass is leaning against me from behind, I feel that it comes out, it is chewing things, your mother, should it be eating the long-haired one into the stomach, right? My scalp is numb, you are really a vegetarian!
But there are so many dead people here, it's like a flooded river, and there is an endless stream of going up, no matter how big the amount of food is, I can't eat so many things, and no matter how fast my lightning strikes the wood, it's not an electric fan, and there will always be times when I am exhausted.
So it's definitely not okay to be tough, I'm not Ultraman after all, but my brain is still spinning very fast, and I already have an idea, looking at the bucket of this pickup truck, there is just a paper virgin on the shelf, and I dragged the virgin over, took off my clothes, put it on the virgin's body, and at the same time spit on its mouth with a mouthful of saliva, a few hairs covered its head, and a nail was stuffed on its hand, and Pihu made a look.
Although Pihu is a living creature, few of the stand-ins are willing to be dogs themselves, so the ass gets under the car body, and few dead people pester it - not to mention that it also wards off evil spirits.
Then, with the virgin in my arms, I jumped over the car where the life-saving candle was still lit on Lei Tingting, and the moment I jumped in, I threw the virgin on the ground.
Soon, the white feet surrounded the virgin at once, and I heard the sound of tearing paper and bamboo shelves, and now the virgin was taken for me, and was torn to pieces.
I breathed a sigh of relief, and when this kind of thing happens, the most appropriate thing is to shift the target - find something to replace me and let these dead people bite me.