"Mr. Chen, thank you for the compliment! However, what you said is really good, Xiao Jiang is an excellent employee of the automobile team of our office! ”

Hao Desheng nodded his gratitude to Mr. Chen, and praised Xiao Jiang by the way.

"Ho ho, Mr. Chen's drinking order just now is really humorous! Come, today, I want to thank you very much! Mr. Chen, now, on behalf of our family's Lao Wang, and on behalf of our whole family, I would like to solemnly toast you! ”

Just now, Mrs. Wang was indeed amused by Mr. Chen's words of persuasion.

Taking advantage of her joy, she raised her wine glass with a smile and reached out to Mr. Chen with a sincere attitude.

"Oh, Mrs. Wang, don't dare to be, don't dare to be! Serving the leader and the leader's wife is what I should do! Now, Mrs. Wang personally toasted me, which really made Xiao Chen and me sincerely afraid. That—I, I, I might as well obey as respectful. Come, thank you, thank you Madame Wang for the wine! ”

Mr. Chen quickly stood up, bowed humbly to the mayor's wife, and then took the wine glass in both hands and drank most of it in one gulp.

"Mr. Chen, today, I should really thank you! Come, Mr. Chen, you eat some food first. Well, well, now, on behalf of Mayor Wang, Mayor Wang's wife, and on behalf of myself, I would like to toast you with all my heart. You must do this wine! ”

Just now, Hao Desheng found that when Mr. Chen drank Mrs. Wang's toast, he only drank most of the glass. At this moment, he felt that the drinking atmosphere on the table was beginning to enter*, so he politely asked Mr. Chen to eat a few bites of food first.

Then, Hao Desheng got up and toasted Mr. Chen again.

"Oh, Director Hao, I'm too strong to drink, I can't drink anymore!"

Mr. Chen knew that it was easy to get drunk when he drank too fast, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand to push and block.

"Wouldn't it? Mr. Chen works in SH metropolis, and customers come and go from the north to the south constantly, and the drinking must be massive! ”

The mayor's wife just listened to Mr. Chen's alcohol persuasion order, especially after listening to his explanation to the "teacher", she felt that this SH friend was very interesting and interesting, so she helped Hao Desheng to persuade Mr. Chen to drink.

Just as she was persuading the wine, the mayor's wife suddenly remembered something, and immediately turned her face to Hao Desheng and said:

"Xiao Hao, don't you have a lot of words in your stomach? Why don't you have a section of it? ”

"Me? Well, since my sister-in-law has commanded it, then I will talk about the previous paragraph. ”

Hao Desheng closed his eyes and thought for a moment, ready to say that the wine order was over.

He first said to his SH friend:

"Mr. Chen, you've probably heard of the alcohol persuasion I'm going to talk about. However, I don't care if you've heard it or not, when you're done, you must drink! ”

"Oh, okay. Master Hao, since you and Mrs. Wang have spoken, as long as you finish speaking, I will definitely drink this wine! ”

Mr. Chen happily expressed his position.

"Okay, then I'll just say:

'The little wine of the revolution was drunk every day, and the party style was drunk and the stomach was bad, and my wife sued the party committee, and the party committee said that this matter should be referred to the discipline inspection committee; My wife went to the Discipline Inspection Committee again, and the Discipline Inspection Committee said that it was not right to drink or not; When his wife heard this, she exploded her lungs and stomped her feet, and she didn't allow him to go home to sleep tonight! ’”

"Hahahaha, hahahaha——!"

As soon as Hao Desheng's paragraph was finished, everyone in the room laughed almost like rice.

"Okay, good, Director Hao's drinking advice just now is really interesting. Director Hao's glass of wine, I must also drink it! ”

Mr. Chen simply picked up his wine glass and said to Hao Desheng:

"Director Hao, you are really talented. As for the first few sentences of the drinking order, I have read it before, which was written in the novel "Waste Capital" by SX writer Jia Pingwa; But the latter sentence 'My wife blew up her lungs when she heard it, stomped her feet, and he was not allowed to go home to sleep tonight', but it was created and played by Director Hao! Right? This sentence is so wonderful that I admire it in my heart, admire! ”

After Mr. Chen finished speaking, he suffocated the freshly filled rice wine in the cup in one sip.

"Oh, Mr. Chen is really massive! Thank you, thank you! ”

Hao Desheng saw that Mr. Chen drank the wine in one go, and praised Mr. Chen very happily, and then, he also drank his own glass of wine, and arched his hand to Mr. Chen, making a gesture of "thank you for the applause".

Then, Hao Desheng poured eighty percent of the wine into his cup, respectfully raised it to the mayor's wife and said:

"Mrs. Sister-in-law, with Mr. Chen's light today, our affairs have been smooth, and now, I would like to express my warmest congratulations to you! Come, allow me to toast you alone. ”

"Well, yes, yes! Xiao Hao, you have worked hard in the past two days, thank you! ”

The mayor's wife said, reaching out and raising her glass.

"Hey, no, no, no. Director Hao, when you toasted me just now, there was a drinking order. Now Mrs. Jing's sister-in-law's wine must also be drunk, right? ”

Mr. Chen was probably a little drunk, and he wanted to borrow wine to make trouble.

"Ho ho, Xiao Hao, since Mr. Chen wants you to come for a while, let's do another one."

The mayor's wife looked at Hao Desheng with a smile.

"Mr. Chen, I'm almost drunk, and you still want me to talk about the alcohol order, isn't this a test for me?"

Hao Desheng shook his head at Mr. Chen with a smile, looked up and thought for a while, nodded and said:

"Well, since everyone wants me to say it, then I'm going to do another drunkard drinking routine. Listen:

'No, no, no, no, go;

I didn't drink and drank and drank again;

Drink and drink and drink more;

Wandering home;

went home and was scolded when he entered the door;

fell asleep with the sound of scolding;

Falling asleep, falling asleep, thirsty and waking up;

got up to drink water and fell asleep again;

I regretted it when I woke up in the morning;

I heard that there is wine and I went again! ’

Okay, I'm done. Sister-in-law, can you drink it now? ”

After Hao Desheng finished reading the paragraph, he glanced at everyone exaggeratedly.

"Well, that's interesting, too! Director Hao, you deserve to be a great talent! In this way, I will sponsor it, and I will accompany Director Hao to toast Mrs. Wang for a drink! ”

After listening to Hao Desheng's joke, Mr. Chen praised Hao Desheng while raising his wine glass and sincerely touched the wine glass with the mayor's wife.

Amid cheerful laughter, the table full of people toasted again.

"Ouch, happy today, I'm already drunk. Waiter, where is the restroom? ”

After Hao Desheng drank the wine, he rubbed his forehead with his hand and asked the waitress who was standing respectfully next to him.

"Well, hello sir! There is a toilet in the private room. ”

The waitress pointed to the bathroom in the corner of the private room.

"Oh, no, I'm drinking high today, I want that——! I can't affect everyone's emotions. ”

Hao Desheng pointed to his stomach and then to his mouth, telling the waiter that he was going to vomit.

"Oh, then you go out and turn right, walk twenty meters ahead, and you will see the public bathroom."

The waitress hurriedly ran to the door, reached out to open the private room door, and pointed to the corridor on her right.

"Okay, you guys use it slowly, I'll go to liberate and liberate, and I'll come in a while."

Hao Desheng said, staggering out of the private room.

About ten minutes later, Hao Desheng returned to the private room.

He said apologetically to Mr. Chen and Mrs. Wang:

"I'm sorry, I missed it just now."

After sitting down, he picked up his wine glass again and said to his SH friend:

"Mr. Chen, now, I'm really overwhelmed. Come, today, I want to sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman, I want to toast you again! ”

"Ouch, Director Hao, I'm sorry, I, I can't do it anymore! This time, the two of us mean what we mean, right? ”

Mr. Chen raised his glass, and after touching the cup with Director Hao, he took a small sip symbolically.

At this time, the mayor's wife turned around and picked up the Kun bag from the seat next to her, took out her mobile phone from the Kun bag, looked at the time, and then looked at Hao Desheng and said:

"Ouch, Xiao Hao, it's half past two! Today, do we continue to live in SH, or do we rush back? ”

"Oh, today, we're going back!"

Hao Desheng understood what the mayor's wife meant, and immediately answered clearly.

"What, are you going back today? Don't go, stay another night! ”

After hearing this, Mr. Chen hurriedly politely stayed with the guest.

"I can't live there. Tomorrow is Monday. Tomorrow morning, I'm going to attend the weekly meeting in the hall. Anyway, we have to rush back today! Mr. Chen, let's meet again next time we have time! ”

Hao Desheng explained to Mr. Chen why he had to go back.

"Oh, since you must go back, please sit down for a while."

Mr. Chen understood why Hao Desheng had to go back, and as he spoke, he got up and walked out the door.

"Mr. Chen, are you going to pay the bill? No, I've already settled the bill just now. ”

As soon as Hao Desheng saw Mr. Chen's expression, he knew that he wanted to pay the bill, so he waved his hand to him with an understated expression.

"What? You, just went out to settle the bill? ”

At this time, Mr. Chen woke up like a dream, and remembered Hao Desheng's intention of going out to "liberate" just now.

He asked Hao Desheng in surprise and reproach.

Hao Desheng calmly said to Mr. Chen:

"I just finished going to the bathroom, and I settled the bill by the way. Come, waiter, please help with the dishes on the table. Xiao Jiang, you drive the car downstairs. ”

After Hao Desheng explained to Mr. Chen, he naturally gave instructions to the waiter and the driver.

"Oh, Director Hao, how embarrassed you are to call me like this!"

Mr. Chen saw that the wood was already in the boat, and knew that it was useless to fight, so he shook his head and sat back at the table.

Xiao Jiang quickly went downstairs to drive according to Director Hao's instructions;

The waitress also went to the locker against the wall of the private room, took out a few plastic lunch boxes for packing, and came to the table to start packing.

After a while, the waiter finished all the dishes on the table.

Then, Hao Desheng asked the waiter to help carry the finished bag downstairs.

After the waiter went out with a plastic lunch box, Hao Desheng asked the mayor's wife and Mr. Chen to go downstairs together.

When the three of them walked to the gate on the first floor, Xiao Jiang's off-road vehicle also drove over.

So, Hao Desheng took the plastic lunch box from the waitress and asked the mayor's wife and Mr. Chen to get in the car first.

Mr. Chen hurriedly waved his hand and said:

"Director Hao, my house is not far from here, across the opposite Nanjing Road, two minutes away. If you send me in a car, you'll have to make a big detour! Since you must rush back, let's leave early! Today, I'm afraid it won't be until eleven or two o'clock to get home, right? ”

At this time, Mr. Chen insisted on refusing to let Director Hao send it by car.

"Mr. Chen, you're welcome! Don't you really need us to send it? Well, then thank you again! Xiao Jiang, you take down the two boxes of tea leaves in the car. ”

After Hao Desheng finished talking to Mr. Chen, he gave an order to the driver sitting in the driver's seat.

"Hey, Shifu, can you please drive the car to the side? Your car is blocking someone else's car. Sorry ha! ”

At this moment, the male greeter of the hotel strode over and asked Director Hao to give way to their "Land Rover".

"Oh, okay, let's go, let's go!"

Director Hao saw that his car was indeed blocking the vehicle aisle, and quickly nodded apologetically to the male greeting guest.

Then, he quickly handed all the plastic lunch boxes in his hand to Mr. Chen, and said:

"Mr. Chen, don't waste these dishes, please take them back yourself. Xiao Jiang, take down the tea leaves! ”

"Eh, here, here!"

After Xiao Jiang got out of the driver's seat, he opened the rear door, took out two boxes of hardcover Longjing tea from the car, trotted briskly, and walked around the back of the car.

"Mr. Chen, this is the new West Lake Longjing this year, a little meaning, not a tribute. Come, please take it! Don't be too little! ”

After Hao Desheng took the tea from Xiao Jiang's hand, he stuffed it into Mr. Chen's hand without saying anything.

"Ahem, Director Hao, why are you so polite? How embarrassing am I to this? ”

Mr. Chen hurriedly thanked him.

"Shifu, can you please hurry up and drive the car away?"

The man from the hotel next to him greeted the guest and urged next to the off-road vehicle.

"Oh, okay, let's go, let's go. Goodbye, Mr. Chen! ”

Hao Desheng stuffed the tea into Mr. Chen's hand without saying a word, turned around, and climbed into the passenger seat of the car with neat movements.

When he saw that the mayor's wife was seated in the back seat of the main driver, he said to the driver:

"Xiao Jiang, let's drive quickly."

Then, Hao Desheng pressed the electric button on the window, and the glass slid down silently.

"Mr. Chen, goodbye!"

Hao Desheng greeted Mr. Chen, who was standing next to the SUV.

Mrs. Wang also moved from the seat behind the driver's seat, reached out and pressed the window glass on the right side, and beckoned to Mr. Chen under the car and said:

"Mr. Chen, goodbye, thank you! You are welcome to visit us at our time! ”

"Hey, goodbye——, Mrs. Wang! Goodbye——, Director Hao! ”

Mr. Chen looked at the "Land Rover" that had already started, raised his head and replied loudly.

Mr. Chen was carrying a packed lunch box and two boxes of tea leaves, and he could only say goodbye to the guests in the car in this way.