"Ahem, cough, cough..."

"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"

The beer in the mouths of Xu Zifeng and Sao Pig not only squirted out, but also choked, the two of them coughed vigorously, and Chen Meixi on the side helped Xu Zifeng pat his back and said angrily: "Won't you drink it slowly?" And no one is robbing you. ”

"No... No. Xu Zifeng shook his head, he and Sao Zhu squirted wine, not because he was in a hurry, but because he heard Long Xue'er's words.

She asked Zhang Yiheng to go to her room at night...

This is what they never expected, and in addition, Xu Zifeng didn't expect Long Xue'er to be so open, and in front of them, he asked Zhang Yiheng to go to her room.

"Ah!!h

At this moment, Long Xue'er suddenly burst out with angry screams, and several people hurriedly looked at her, but when they saw her, they couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Yiheng couldn't help but spray just now.

And he happened to be face to face with Long Xue'er, and his squirting, of course, sprayed all the contents of his mouth on Long Xue'er's face, at this time, I saw that Long Xue'er's face was covered with chewed lettuce and salad dressing, and it was no wonder that she screamed.

"Yes... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, I... I... Are you okay..."Zhang Yiheng was in a daze, and only after being awakened by Long Xue'er's screams did he apologize incoherently again and again.

"Shut up." Long Xue'er's tone was trembling.

"I'm sorry..."Zhang Yiheng was about to cry.

"I'll tell you to shut up." Long Xue'er said angrily.

Zhang Yiheng closed his mouth tightly and didn't dare to say a word, at this time, Xu Zifeng and Sao Pig were still laughing.

"Hahahaha..."

Sao Pig smiled and flipped back and forth, paused for two seconds, and said: "Chartered wife, don't you want to reward Zhang Yiheng, hurry up and feed him, feed him more, hahaha, I'm laughing to death." ”

"Bastard."

Long Xue'er scolded angrily, then closed her eyes and stretched out her hand and said, "Take the paper to me, hurry up." ”

"Okay." Zhang Yiheng responded, hurriedly went to the table next to him and brought the paper to Long Xue'er, and after Long Xue'er wiped the lettuce and salad dressing on her face with a paper towel, she glared at Zhang Yiheng very angrily, and then stood up and walked upstairs.

"Cher, I'm sorry." Zhang Yiheng apologized again.

"Don't talk to me." Long Xue'er went upstairs without looking back, it was obvious that she must have washed her face.

After Long Xue'er went upstairs, Zhang Yiheng hung his head listlessly, Xu Zifeng saw this, and smiled at him: "Don't worry, you didn't mean it, the charter wife won't be angry with you, by the way, let me ask you a question." ”

Zhang Yiheng raised his head and looked at Xu Zifeng.

"Do you like the charter wife?" Xu Zifeng stared into his eyes and asked, but Zhang Yiheng didn't speak, Xu Zifeng said: "Okay, I know the answer, if you like it, just let go and chase it, it's useless for you to please her diligently, you have to say it and let her know." ”

Why didn't Zhang Yiheng speak, Xu Zifeng knew the answer? It's very simple, because he saw the answer in Zhang Yiheng's eyes.

People can lie, but people's eyes will not panic, someone has said that people's eyes are the window of the soul, a person's inner thoughts will be intuitively expressed through different eyes, when he saw Zhang Yiheng's eyes with a hint of fear and hesitation in anticipation, he knew that Zhang Yiheng must like Long Xueer.

But it's right to think about it, Long Xue'er has good conditions, she looks good and beautiful, but her personality is a little weird, but it's harmless, he has Chen Meixi, and Sao Zhu has Chen Sijie, otherwise, the two of them would have paid attention to Long Xue'er.

Zhang Yiheng would like Long Xue'er, he didn't think it was strange at all.

At this time, I saw Zhang Yiheng shaking his head and whispering: "Like me, what do you want someone who doesn't have anything, she is not worthy of her, how dare I like her?" ”

"Fart."

didn't wait for Xu Zifeng to speak, Sao Zhu couldn't help it, only to see him look at Zhang Yiheng with a look of hatred and said, "Can you have a little backbone?" Although the charter wife is a rich girl, she is also a girl, as long as it is a girl, she hopes that a boy will chase, how do you know if you haven't chased it? However, I advise you to give up, you can't bear it. ”

Xu Zifeng glared at the pig, and said angrily: "Don't say this kind of thing, if Zhang Yiheng likes it, whether it works or not, we should support it as his friends, besides, the charter wife just has a strange personality, and she hasn't done anything hurtful, I think it's okay." ”

"Anyway, I personally disagree, Zhang Yiheng's character is suitable for finding a gentle and well-behaved person, like a charter wife, he can't eat it." Sao Pig said.

"Brother Feng, Brother Sao, you don't need to say it, in fact, I just want to help her do something, and I don't dare to expect her to like me." Zhang Yiheng lowered his head and whispered.

"Ugh."

Xu Zifeng sighed softly, Zhang Yiheng's personality is indeed not suitable for taking the initiative to pursue girls, and the other party is still a rich man.

Unlike him and the pig, thick-skinned, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and he will never give up if he can't catch his hand, maybe some people will think that their character is a fighter in the dick, the toad wants to eat swan meat, but, in fact, as long as the toad has perseverance and sincerity, he can often successfully eat swan meat.

Of course, Xu Zifeng is not generalizing, anyway, as far as he is concerned, before he chased Chen Meixi, Chen Meixi was the school flower, how many boys are the object of their hearts? Some people don't even have the courage to talk to her.

But why was he able to catch up with Chen Meixi?

In the final analysis, five words, sincere, cheeky.

"Zhang Yiheng, don't be discouraged, I think there is a girl in your character who is particularly suitable for you." Sao Pig laughed.

"Who?" Xu Zifeng became interested.

"Guan Siyu." Sao Pig laughed.

"Captain of the Temple of the Goddess?" Xu Zifeng hadn't thought about this before, but after Sao Zhu said this, he felt that it was really suitable, Guan Siyu was gentle and generous, well-behaved, and very beautiful, which was indeed very suitable for Zhang Yiheng.

"Forget it." Zhang Yiheng shook his head.

"You don't like her?" Sao Zhu was stunned, as far as his vision is concerned, Guan Siyu is really good, all aspects are very good, Zhang Yiheng has no reason to look down on it.

"I'm afraid she won't look down on me." Zhang Yiheng smiled bitterly.

"."

Sao Pig couldn't help but scold, and then said: "You just lack self-confidence, follow us, in addition to improving your strength, you also have to learn from Brother Feng, he is notoriously cheeky, as long as he identifies it, there is nothing he can't chase, sister-in-law, do you know?" The head of the sophomore music department, isn't he obeyed by Brother Feng? ”

"Ahem."

Xu Zifeng coughed twice, then glared at him, and said, "Sao Pig, please pay attention to your wording when you speak, don't you see your sister-in-law sitting next to me?" ”

"Suck!"

At this time, Chen Meixi's hand had already touched Xu Zifeng's waist, and then before Xu Zifeng could react, she had already pinched a handful of meat and pinched it in her hand.

Xu Zifeng was in pain, and suddenly gasped.

"See, see? The sister-in-law has already started, and Brother Feng still looks like he doesn't change his face, this is a pet, the girl must not be too proud after chasing after it, otherwise it will be divided quickly. You have to be spoiled, just like Brother Feng. Sao Pig took advantage of Xu Zifeng's experience to do on-site teaching analysis on Zhang Yiheng, Xu Zifeng kicked at Sao Pig, Sao Pig seemed to have expected Xu Zifeng to make a move, so he easily jumped back and dodged.

"Brother Sao, I still want to go up and say sorry to Xue'er." Zhang Yiheng said.

"Damn, you didn't understand it for a long time, I told you, the charter wife is not suitable for you, although you are only on probation now, but I already treat you as a brother, I don't want to see you jump into the fire pit." Sao Pig said.

"Brother Feng, Brother Sao, I know you are good to me, but I still want to go up and say sorry to her." Zhang Yiheng insisted.

"." Sao Pig scolded, and then waved his hand impatiently: "Get out, hurry up and apologize, after you suffer a loss, you will regret not listening to me today." ”

"Go ahead, I've got your back." Xu Zifeng said with a smile.

"Hmm." Zhang Yiheng got up and walked to the second floor in response, the pig pouted and didn't speak, at this time, Chen Meixi, who had never spoken, said: "In fact, with Zhang Yiheng's character, it is really not suitable to chase Xue'er, I am a girl, I understand what girls think better, Long Xue'er was good to Zhang Yiheng before, feeding him food, it was just a fun, if Zhang Yiheng really confessed to Long Xue'er, he would definitely be rejected." ”

"Sister-in-law said well, I definitely raise my hands and feet in favor." Sao Pig took a sip of beer and slammed his mouth and said.

"Zhang Yiheng hasn't confessed yet, how do you know that Long Xue'er will definitely refuse? Anyway, I don't think the same as you, daughter-in-law, have you forgotten? When I chased you, you rejected me, but what happened? You're not going to be my daughter-in-law now. Xu Zifeng said with a smile.

"That's different." Chen Meixi glanced at him and continued: "Your character and Zhang Yiheng's character are completely two extremes, he is timid, not good at words, easy to be shy, these three points alone are enough to sentence him to death, because no girl would like such a stuffy gourd, if you hadn't chased me with a dead face, I wouldn't have promised you." ”

What Chen Meixi said is not false at all, Zhang Yiheng's three major shortcomings are too obvious, for example, he is the fish in the bowl, if others poke it, he will move, if others don't poke, he will never move.

Just ask, that girl would like this type of boy?

And take 10,000 steps back and say, even if there is, that person will definitely not be Long Xue'er.

At this time, before Xu Zifeng could speak, Sao Zhu preemptively spoke: "That's it, Brother Feng, let's make a bet, you firmly believe that Zhang Yiheng can catch up with Long Xue'er, and I firmly believe that he can't catch up, so let's bet a dollar for a month, how about it?" ”

Xu Zifeng knew that his chances of winning were not high, but he still nodded and said, "Okay, I'll make this bet with you." ”

"Haha, you wait to lose money." Sao Pig said proudly.

Xu Zifeng pursed his lips, while Chen Meixi pointed to the computer screen and said, "The game has started, let's watch them play first." ”

"Hmm."

The three of them sat quietly on the sofa and watched Zhang Xiaobao and Banzhuan face play this game, the two of them were opposite each other, so it was doomed that one of the two orders must fail.

Xu Zifeng has confidence in the brick face, but Zhang Xiaobao dares to take that kind of crazy list, his strength must not be underestimated, he just wants to see what kind of strength Zhang Xiaobao has reached, if it is really powerful, then their Fengyun team will pick up the treasure this time.

Joining forces, are you still afraid that you won't be able to get tickets to LSPL in the future?

Watch the game!

Zhang Xiaobao was on the blue side, and the brick face was on the purple side, and after the two sides bought the outfits, they quickly came to the lower river to help the jungler guard the wild area.

At the first level, unless the opponent's lineup is very strong, you can't easily retreat, because once you are invaded, even if you don't get the BUFF, you will be looked at by the enemy, and then the jungler's every move will be exposed to the detection of others' vision, so the jungler will start very passively.

The blue side has the intention of invading, however, it was blocked by the purple side, although there was some small friction between the first-level groups of the two sides, but it was harmless, because no one on both sides handed over summoner skills, and no one died and lost a blood, such a result is within the acceptable range of everyone.

One minute and fifteen seconds into the opening game, the whole army attacked!

Ten and forty seconds into the game, the resources of the two sides in the field were refreshed at the same time, and forty-five seconds later, the three lanes of the two sides met at the same time.

The brick-faced chose Victor, who he is best at, this time, and the brick-faced Victor played very well, and Xu Zifeng couldn't help but praise it.

A qualified mid laner is not only as simple as the team's C position, but also has to play suppressive online, and then when the team fights, help the team provide explosive output, which is good every time, his understanding of heroes, team battle positioning, and output control are all very good.

Zhang Xiaobao chose a very obscene ADC, a mouse.

This version is not very popular because ADC is not very popular, so the lower lane is usually no longer the only target of the jungler, Zhang Xiaobao's list is very demanding, super god, MVP, five kills, zero casualties, obviously, can do this, rats are undoubtedly the best choice.

After the two sides started, the four roads of the upper, middle and lower fields were all safe, each was developing, and at four minutes and fifty-one seconds, a blood finally broke out.

Blue top laner Rambo is killed.

The purple top laner and the jungler successfully killed Rambo with a perfect cooperation, the jungler Spider got a blood, and the top laner Jace got the assist.

Follow.

There was a fight on the lower road.

The 2v2 lower lane skirmish, originally, everyone developed peacefully and peacefully, but Zhang Xiaobao wanted to establish his advantages as soon as possible, so he retreated to a place where there was no enemy vision, and then turned on the Q skill stealth and secretly stepped forward to take the initiative to trigger this wave of battles.

"Huh!"

"Huh!"

Two red rays of light fell on the lines of both sides one after the other, and needless to say, it must be that the blue top laner Rambo and the purple top laner Jace are using TP at the same time.

In the fight on the lower lane, of course they will not sit idly by if they have TP, and besides, the reason why they bring TP is not to quickly return to the line, the main purpose is to support the lower lane.

Zhang Xiaobao is very smart, after he took the initiative to trigger this wave of battles, he did not fight to the death with the opponent's ADC with a hot head, but retreated under the protection of the auxiliary, and waited until the TP on the road on both sides of the enemy landed, and a wave of 3v3 small-scale team battles suddenly started.

"Poof!"

"Smack!"

"Boom!"

After Jace landed, without saying a word, QE hit the auxiliary with an energy bullet, and then changed to a hammer form Q skill to jump to the support, Rambo was not idle, he immediately hit Jace after he landed, at this time, Xu Zifeng saw that Zhang Xiaobao was a thief.

He didn't go up to fight at the first time, but waited for his own support to flash and run back, and the enemy ADC saw that there was a chance to kill, and immediately flashed to keep up with the want to kill, he immediately handed over the healing help to support life, and then aimed the attack at the enemy ADC.

Due to the flash, the enemy ADC suddenly became the target of the fire, and Rambo also shifted the target from Jace to the ADC.

The two of them set fire, and even if the enemy ADC handed over the treatment, it would be impossible to escape death.

This head was accepted by the mouse, just now he was desperately hitting the ADC, the passive has already been stacked, and he has kept the E skill has not been triggered, and when the enemy's ADC's blood volume drops to the warning line, he immediately triggers the active effect of the E skill, the toxicity explodes, only to hear a "poof", the enemy ADC screamed and fell to the ground and died.

Follow.

Rambo was killed by Jace and the purple side of the auxiliary hammerstone, and of course the head was successfully obtained by Jace, and in the end, Jace himself died.

When he was on the road just now, in order to kill Rambo, he had already handed over the flash, and now he is being chased by a rat, and he has no skills to run, what else can he do except die?

DoubleKill！

The rat gets a wave of double kills.

Hammerstone's current state is not bad, and his blood volume is still more than half, but at this time, he didn't dare to step forward to find the remnant blood rat desperately, because there was a remnant blood auxiliary standing behind the mouse, he himself was just an auxiliary, and he didn't have much damage in itself.

Everyone is the strongest king rank, no one is an idiot, knowing that he can't fight, of course he won't run out for no reason.

Just then, the rat received a signal from the midway.

Victor is gone!

Xu Zifeng and the others sat behind them, because they were watching the game screen of the two of them at the same time, so they belonged to the perspective of God, as early as when they were on the lower road 3v3 just now, Victor had quietly retreated, and after leaving the enemy's effective vision, he went to the lower road.

The main reason is that he walks slowly without shoes, otherwise he has already walked to the lower road, and his position at this time is here behind Xiaolong Canyon, walking in the direction of the triangle grass on the lower road.

The brick face knew that Zhang Xiaobao's list requirements were very special, one of which must ensure "zero casualties", so he would rather sacrifice his development opportunities and run down the road, in order to kill the mouse, as long as the mouse dies once, Zhang Xiaobao's list will fail.

After Zhang Xiaobao received the warning signal from the middle lane, he immediately retreated to the bottom of the defense tower, and at this time, Brickface had already operated Victor to come to the vicinity of the triangle grass, in order to seize the time to prevent the rats from having a chance to escape, Brickface decisively started to sprint.

He came down for one purpose.

Kill the rats!