Chapter 5: Chen, Certification Expert, Plan Ahead, Miss Ligu
The sound of floppy slippers lapping on the wooden floor, then stepping on the carpet.
Jiang Han, who was looking at the book and taking notes, raised his head, and the recently famous side-faced witch (the advertisement only shoots the side-face) smiled and waved her hand to Miss Chen Ligu:
"She went to take a shower?"
"Well, I don't trust what you're saying about her experience." Chen Ligu sat down, hugged her knees covered by black pantyhose with both hands, turned her face to look at Jiang Han, and said in a determined tone: "This girl has a secret. ”
She leaned forward with the soles of her feet, gently grabbed a bouncy ball that she played with her hands, pressed her slightly flesh-colored toes covered by black socks back and forth, kicked it up with her toes, and then grabbed the bouncy ball in the palm of her hand while the ball was in the air.
Everyone has secrets, for example, I am a time-traveler, for example, Miss Chen Ligu, you are engaged in a profession that is not just a salesman, but we don't dig into each other's deep secrets. Miss Liang Cuoyu's identity is not simple, but no matter what kind of identity she has in the ordinary person stage, everything has turned the page after becoming a witch......
Jiang Han looked at the other party playing with a bouncy ball and smiled:
"But not a bad guy, right?"
"Probably, I can't rule out some bad possibility, such as that she was once a wanted criminal or something, or that she was indeed an illegally converted witch, but in short, either one is still predictable, and it shouldn't be." Chen Ligu threw the bouncy ball against the wall, and then sat down next to Jiang Han very quickly, smiling and nodding her face.
"Don't make a fuss." Jiang Han pretended to be serious and glared at her, and then was pinched and played with by his friend.
"How do you want to help her?" Chen Ligu asked.
Jiang Han blinked, ignored the other party's language trap, and asked rhetorically:
"How else can I help?"
Then sit down and start counting your fingers:
"First of all, I think she needs a witch certificate, at least a reserve witch certificate."
"Then, a legal witch."
"In the end, we contacted the Witch Adventure Society to find her a self-reliant job, and said in advance that our service is not completely free, but a loan for her to repay slowly, and I don't want this little witch to think that everything is free."
Chen Ligu agreed:
"Teach a fish not to know how to give a fish, no matter what a person's past is, like this accident to become a witch...... Let's just say 'accident', then her unwanted past can be dusted away, and everything will enter a new chapter. ”
Chen Ligu's sunny smile softened a little, and her eyes were also very gentle, as if she had thought of something, and said with a slight whisper:
"A new life, both as a human being and as a witch."
"Speaking of which, wouldn't it be a problem for you to do this?" Jiang Han asked softly, she leaned lightly on the other party's back, and her sensitive senses felt the other party's heartbeat accelerate.
If the body has an advantage, it should be used frequently.
Chen Ligu turned her head, her delicate face looked a little shy, pursed her lips, and finally smiled:
"It's not a hassle. I happen to have a lot of methods, and I plan to let her find a place to stay for a few days, open a house certificate, and then use the house certificate to apply for a notice from a witch weekly school, and let her go to classes two days a week. We then took her notice, score certificate, identity certificate, and went to apply for a witch certificate, and said that she was an orphan, and after becoming a witch, she forgot to get the certificate and went back to school. ”
"Generally speaking, as long as you don't check carefully, this practice will definitely be able to apply for a qualification certificate, so that Miss Liang Cuoyu will be a witch with status, and it is no longer illegal, and if someone wants to investigate her in the future, they can only appeal to the point of 'whether the school has the right to issue identity certificates to students', or whether it will definitely fail."
"Take 10,000 steps back, even if the appeal is successful, it will only be for her to go to the police station to receive a three-month ideological education, but her identity has already been done."
It is worthy of being a professional person who does this kind of thing, and he has a hand in exploiting loopholes in this regard...... Jiang Han nodded with satisfaction, and thought of another question:
"What about the price?"
"Theory is free." Chen Ligu said with a slight meaning: "This week, there are more than 20 witches who have not obtained the A1 certificate, and they want me to help apply for the school, so I said to the school on the empty island between Vientiane Trade Street and the Witch Market, and complete the procedures at one time, in order to save time, we will not do identity checks, we only need to fill out an application form to leave the bottom, ha, I may have thought at the beginning, will I have to handle this kind of thing for the black household, so I left a secret door!" ”
Old. For a rainy day. Ligu, sometimes I really think you're a genius...... Jiang Han covered his mouth and snickered:
"Then I guess we can take out these forms when we need them, fill them out and put them back in to fill in the last hole?"
"You guessed it, good sister." Chen Ligu replied with a sunny smile.
That's right, good sister, I did this kind of thing before I crossed over...... Jiang Han complained in his heart.
At this moment, she saw the bathroom door open, and Miss Liang Cuoyu, who was cowering like a small animal, walked out of her small steps.
After taking a bath, Liang Cuoyu was wearing Jiang Han's spare nightdress, her soft long hair was draped over her shoulders, her beautiful gray-black eyes were still covered with a layer of mist, and her delicate facial features and clean temperament made her a lot of extra points.
Sure enough, after washing it, it was a beautiful girl...... Jiang Han applauded his eyes, nodded at the other party, pointed at Chen Ligu with a smile and said:
"I chatted with Chen Ligu for a while just now, and your problem should be solved, but there is one thing I must remind you......"
She put on a slightly serious expression again:
“…… You are now a witch named Liang Cuoyu, and I don't care what secrets you have or what you want to hide, and you'd better only be a newborn witch after that. ”
Chen Ligu spoke:
"Yes, Miss Liang, I don't care what kind of past you have, the past is in the past."
You say this like a pick-up...... Jiang Han glanced at Miss Chen Ligu strangely, the certificate holder had a sunny smile, revealing the aura of an honest person.
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Jiang Han listened to Chen Ligu translate the original words with various advanced words, such as "special support policies for the education industry" and "special protection of identity and witches' rights and interests", which were full of unfathomable political colors of Chinese language, and easily made Miss Liang Cuoyu almost cry and hugged her and shouted, "Good sister save me".
It can only be said that Chen Ligu is worthy of being a professional player, and the little witch loses her armor...... Jiang Han secretly described the scene in front of her with vague gender vocabulary, since she revealed that she was working in a bar, she could learn new yin and yang techniques from her sister every day when she ate.
The cost of obtaining such a witch's certificate is 50,000 yuan, paid in installments, 50 installments, without interest, and can be repaid until there is a job. During this period, Chen Ligu will also apply for a subsidy from the Witch Adventure Society, which is about 800 yuan per month, as well as tuition fees and 10 yuan per day.
Jiang Han saw that the two of them had talked about the method, and they had also talked about the price by the way, so he knocked on the table with a smile.
Seeing the two of them looking over, she said:
"I have a room at home for her to use, or as a free part for her to save money on accommodation, and my sister can also help her with identification."
Don't look at Comrade Jiang Zhenling's righteous words, but his stomach is full of bad water, and doing identity certification is simply pediatric.
Jiang Han often worried about his sister in his previous life, worried that she would enter the University of Tears that day to study.
"That's great, I remember that your credit rating is very high, and your sister's credit rating is not low, if you two sisters testify, there is a high probability that you can help her get her identity certificate and accommodation certificate as soon as possible, so that you can apply to the school as soon as possible, and get the witch identity as soon as possible." Chen Ligu smiled brightly.
Liang Cuoyu's eyes were red again, and he was silent for two seconds, revealing a grateful smile:
"I really don't know how to thank you, I'm just a street witch, and I can't express my gratitude in words to get your help......"
"Actually, you can also think that I am investing in you." Jiang Han smiled gently, "You have to repay my favor in the future." ”
"Hmm." Liang Cuoyu's eyes sparkled with hope for the future.
That's right...... I forgot to glance at her with my radar...... Jiang Han suddenly remembered this incident, and turned on the power of his magic radar to the maximum, as a weak demon race, the magic power in the witch's body is generally hidden, not as active as the witch, so it is easy to avoid the detection of normal perception talent witches.
But Jiang Han's exploration ability can definitely be rated as historical, both in scope and accuracy is extremely terrifying, so he will occasionally accept commissions to go to the police station to help find wanted criminals.
She dug gently, and then sighed in her heart, her eyes were half open, and she glanced at Liang Cuoyu, who was learning about the witch world with Chen Ligu, with a strange look.
Liang Cuoyu, the magic power is between 3000 and 3100.
Among witches, this magic power is already very good, but to Jiang Han's surprise, the other party's magic power is actually the same as himself, faintly increasing. Although the speed of increase is at least ten or twenty times slower than Jiang Han's, it is increasing, which is not in line with the characteristics of a witch or a witch.