(3rd Update)——

Walking into the restaurant, I saw that the diners were all satisfied, and it seemed that the taste of the food was good and the reputation was excellent. Li Yan said with a smile: "It seems that the food in this restaurant is delicious, let's enter the right restaurant." ”

The ponytail girl nodded, she didn't pay attention to diet, so she didn't care too much, as long as Li Yan liked it.

As soon as the two of them sat down, several tables of martial arts people walked in and sat down next to them, these people were talking loudly about the gossip of the rivers and lakes, and Li Yan pricked up his ears to eavesdrop.

I only heard those few martial arts people laugh loudly: "This time the Wuyue faction can be described as the elite out, just now I saw the Hengshan three determinations, I didn't expect the three masters of the Hengshan faction to come together, it can really be called a nest." ”

A man next to him immediately laughed and said, "What's the use of pouring out of the nest?" Hengshan Sanding is only the Dingxian Master who is the head of the house is too able to fight with the ten gods and demons, and the other two are far behind, and they can't get on the competition platform at all. ”

When Li Yan heard this, he couldn't help but nod secretly: Hengshan Sanding's kung fu is really not good, except for the fact that he is very good, the other two are soy sauce, if he and the top ten royal sister teachers are above, it will be a loss.

Another martial arts person smiled and said: "I just saw that the people from the Hengshan faction also came, but unfortunately Liu Zhengfeng of the Hengshan faction has left the country, and he will not return to the Central Plains in this life, and there is only one Mr. Mo left in the Hengshan faction, and he ......is alone."

Another man immediately said, "What if he's alone?" His sword is really powerful, and it is unknown whether he can defeat a god or demon. ”

Someone next to him shook his head and said, "It's difficult, even if it's Mr. Mo." It's hard to win the top ten gods and demons! You are still young. I don't know ten years ago. The majesty of the ten gods and demons when they crisscross the rivers and lakes is really like the autumn wind sweeping the leaves, destroying the withering and decaying, and it is difficult to resist in the martial arts. ”

Another humane: "What about the Tianmen Daoist of Mount Tai?" ”

Someone shook his head: "He can't do it either." ”

Someone said: "Then you can only count on the Songshan faction and the Huashan faction, these two sects are the most powerful ...... of the Wuyue Sword Sect"

There was a shrewd man next to him who whispered, "Huashan...... Hey...... You don't know yet, do you? A few months ago, the Huashan faction was in turmoil, and the Sword Sect Qi Sect was killed indiscriminately, and the good hands in the faction drew their swords and fought hard, and the Qi Sect was uprooted. The good hands of the Sword Sect have also died a lot, and the current Huashan faction ...... Gee...... It's no fun. ”

"I heard that the Huashan Sword Sect has a clear wind......"

"Feng Qingyang killed a few of his fellow disciples during the civil strife, and he blamed himself very much, and now he is retiring to think about the cliff and will not come out to take care of things......"

Someone concluded: "This time in the competition with the ten gods and demons, the only one who is likely to win one of the Wuyue Sword Sect is Zuo Lengchan, the head of the Songshan Sect, but if you only win one of the ten competitions, the Wuyue Sword Sect will really be discredited." ”

When Li Yan heard this, he didn't hear any useful information. I feel a little annoyed. It happened that the shopkeeper delivered the dishes he ordered, and Li Yan ate a few chopsticks. It feels pretty good, quite a flavor of the Western Regions.

At this time, a loud voice suddenly sounded in the restaurant, it turned out that the shopkeeper of the restaurant came out to speak, he stood in the middle of the hall, made a circle around, and asked loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if the dishes in the small shop are to your taste?" ”

Several good deeds of the charlatans immediately laughed: "It's delicious!" It's very palatable. ”

The shopkeeper smiled: "Thank you for the compliment!" The ingredients in our store are all exotic flavors from the White Camel Mountain in the Western Regions, and it is great to hire a five-star chef from the Western Regions to make them, and it is great that everyone likes them. By the way, there is a benefit to be given to you today, our big boss of White Camel Mountain Rice Training, the big shopkeeper, and the president are here, he decided to cook himself and make a dish for each table of guests. ”

"Wow!" There was a shout in the restaurant: "Good! That's great. Since it is the big shopkeeper who cooks it himself, it must be even better than the five-star chef's cooking, and I earned it today. ”

Someone pushed aside the delicious food on the table and said loudly: "I will keep my stomach and wait to eat the dishes made by the big shopkeeper himself." ”

"Yes, yes, let's support the big shopkeeper." Anyway, it's eaten for nothing, not white, not stiff.

I saw that the crowd in the restaurant was excited, and they all looked in the direction of the kitchen. Li Yan couldn't help but be interested, I don't know what kind of good thing it will be, otherwise I won't be full for the time being, and I will leave some space in my stomach and wait to eat the dishes made by the big shopkeeper himself.

After a while, a group of waiters came out of the kitchen, each holding a small plate with a strange dish, which looked like a soup made of snake meat, and was of a very high grade. The waiters distributed this dish to every table, one table and one plate, Li Yan naturally had a share, looking at the plate in front of him, Li Yan thought: Snake meat is a high-end product, I don't know how expensive it will be in the future, it is possible to sell a dish for several thousand, and I really earned it today.

The shopkeeper said loudly: "This is our shopkeeper's specialty dish, called White Camel Mountain Snake Soup, please taste it." ”

"White Camel Mountain Snake Soup, it's good to get a name!" A martial arts person picked up a spoon, scooped a spoonful of snake soup, and poured it into the snake.

When the others saw that he had already started, they were no longer polite, and each of them picked up the snake soup in front of him and poured it into his mouth. Of course, Li Yan can't lag behind, how can there be a reason not to taste this kind of good thing for the first time?

The snake soup entered his mouth, and a strange taste suddenly spread in his mouth. Li Yan tasted it carefully, it felt like it was chocolate-flavored, well, and it also had a bit of coffee flavor, as if it had the taste of yellow cream, a bit like radish, lettuce, and southwest flowers, plus a spoonful of salt, stinky tofu, barbecue flavor, and an indescribable durian flavor...... Bitter, sweet, sour, and astringent...... It's like the taste of life.

Let me go, is this Nima a snake soup?

Li Yan squirted out the snake soup he drank in a sip, but unfortunately he had already sprayed slowly, and a little snake soup had been swallowed, and it went down the esophagus to the stomach, only to feel extremely uncomfortable in the stomach, as if he had eaten something terrible, and the whole person was about to burn.

"Poisonous?" Li Yan took out a Ten Thousand Poisons and threw it into his mouth, but it didn't have any effect at all, it turned out that this thing was not poisonous. It's just unpalatable. It's too unpalatable. Very, very unpalatable, it has reached a certain era of unpalatable level, and it can be used as an unpalatable milestone to fly out of space and towards the moon!

I only heard the sound of vomiting in the restaurant, and almost all the diners were like Li Yan, who died honorably and spewed snake soup in their mouths. fell to the ground miserably, and the cries of "ouch", "my mother", "murderous cooking" and so on, wave after wave......

Someone vomited and scolded angrily: "Shopkeeper, what kind of restaurant are you?" Actually give guests this kind of murderous snake soup? Are you deliberately not opening a store? ”

"I'm going to the Consumer Association to complain about you!"

"I'm going to the Department of Health to report you!"

"I'm going to find my chengguan brother to smash your shop!"

The people's cries were one-sided, and Li Yan couldn't help but join in, and roared angrily: "Your sister, this is the rhythm of poisoning guests." ”

I saw that the shopkeeper's expression was calm, and he said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm really embarrassed." It seems that the flavor of this dish is too strong, and it is a bit out of line with everyone's taste. But don't scold people, this is provided for free anyway, confiscating everyone's money, and our store is not a fraud consumer. ”

A few people who roared to complain immediately shut up, thinking about it, people provide it for free, you go to the consumer association to sue a fart?

But the person who yelled to call the chengguan still said unobtrusively: "It's great that it's free?" Can you poison a guest for free? Lao Tzu doesn't go through the legal process anymore, I go through the Jianghu procedure with you, do you know who Lao Tzu is? Lao Tzu is a lay disciple of the Taishan faction, Chi Baicheng, today I am going to smash your black shop. This snake soup is so fucking unpalatable, it's so unpalatable that people can't bear it, is it a taste idiot who makes this thing?"

The shopkeeper's face suddenly changed dramatically.

Someone next to him laughed and said: "When the shopkeeper of this black shop heard the name of the Taishan faction, his face changed color with fright, haha...... Teach him a lesson. ”

The man named Chi Baicheng walked over, stretched out his hand and poked the shopkeeper's chest, and said loudly: "Are you afraid?" Tell the bastard who made snake soup to come out, and Lao Tzu will give him a few big mouths first. ”

The shopkeeper's face was like earth, and he smiled bitterly: "This young man, I was indeed scared by you, but not by your strength, but by the word 'taste idiot' you said, you are about to run away, and it will be too late to ......"

"You want me to run away? Are you sure your brain is okay? Chi Baicheng patted the shopkeeper's hat with an arrogant look: "My Taishan faction needs to escape?" Now that the masters of the Wuyue Sword Sect are all around here, do I need to escape? Yes? ”

The shopkeeper's face was like the earth and said: "Shaoxia, I'm not joking, you run away...... What you just said must have been heard by the big shopkeeper, she ...... She hates others to say that she is a taste idiot the most in her life...... If you run slowly, you may be in danger of your life......"

Chi Baicheng snorted: "Don't come with me like this, she hates me for saying that she is an idiot?" I still hate the snake soup he cooks, so tell him to come out and be beaten. He stared at the kitchen door and yelled inside: "Idiot who makes snake soup, get out of here, grandpa will fix you well first, and then smash your shop." ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw a person come out of the kitchen door, this is a woman, to be precise, a beautiful woman, looks about thirty years old, quite mature and dignified, gentle and virtuous, belongs to the kind of virtuous woman who makes people feel good at a glance, and she also wears an apron, it seems that she is doing housework, as long as any man sees this kind of woman, he does not want to marry home.

The woman said softly, "Oh, do you have a problem with my snake soup?" "The voice is soft and waxy, and it is very nice.

Chi Baicheng saw such a delicate royal sister coming out of it, and immediately sweated profusely, he was going to beat the person who made the snake soup, but now he couldn't do it, and sneered: "It turns out ...... The snake soup was made by a girl, that ...... It's not very tasty, but for the girl's sake, forget it. ”

The onlookers also "coaxed" and planned to disperse, although they were almost poisoned by the unpalatable snake soup, but for the sake of the big beauty and the fact that they didn't collect money, everyone didn't want to care anymore.

The gentle and virtuous big beauty lady looked around at the people in the store, and saw that everyone in front of them had only eaten one bite of the snake soup, and there were still a lot of vomits on the ground, so she knew that her dishes were messed up again, and she said gloomily: "Don't you like it?" Alas...... My craft failed again. ”

Then he said to Chi Baicheng: "This young man, you ate the snake soup I provided for free, and it was okay to say that it was not delicious, after all, everyone has different tastes, and I can't help it, but if you scold me again, it's a bit too much." ”

Chi Baicheng smiled dryly: "Well, hey...... Beauty, you are really a bit of a taste idiot, I think your strength is not in cooking, but in being beautiful, such a beautiful person, I really wronged you with a spatula or something, it is better to marry Uncle Ben, and tell you to eat and drink spicy, and you don't have to do this kind of cheap work anymore. ”

The beautiful woman snorted, "Yo, it's amazing." ”

Chi Baicheng was unhappy when he heard her speak: "What's wrong?" What if I'm amazing? Don't think that if you're a beauty, everyone else will kneel and lick you! There are too many beautiful concubines in Lao Tzu's family, and Lao Tzu like you doesn't care about it at all. I let you just once, and you kicked your nose in the face, to death! You wait, Lao Tzu said hello to the brother of the Industrial and Commercial Taxation and Health Bureau, checked your shitty shop, and let you obediently strip yourself naked and kneel and lick my cock......"

As soon as he said this, many of the audience next to him lowered their heads, everyone knew that the Wuyue Sword Sect was very big in the white road, and many yamen in the imperial court were in collusion with them, if the industry and commerce, taxation, and health bureaus really came out to check this small restaurant, most of the female shopkeepers would be found desperate and bankrupt, if she didn't want to go bankrupt, then she could really only kneel and beg Chi Baicheng to raise her noble hand. Maybe...... I really have to kneel and lick his ......

"Poor woman!" Some people whispered, to this point, the hearts of ordinary people are biased towards this royal sister, but ordinary martial arts people don't dare to stand up for her, if they offend the Wuyue Sword Sect, they will also be unable to move an inch.

Li Yan sat in the corner of the room, his face was like ink, his chest was rising and falling with anger, he really didn't expect that he would encounter this kind of thing, this typical rich second generation of his mother is bullying, what is the difference between Gao Yanei's non-polite Lin Chong's wife in "Water Margin"? Li Yan is actually not a person who likes to cause trouble, but he really can't see this kind of thing, his body shook up, and he planned to make a move.

However, Li Yan's figure hadn't moved yet, but the royal sister moved first, her delicate body shook slightly, as if she had left the place, and then swayed, as if she had never moved, but Chi Baicheng's whole person froze, his mouth opened wide, and his body fell backwards with his head up to the sky, and there was a bang, stirring up a cloud of dust. (To be continued......)

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