Chapter 8: Filming Flow
Makeup artist, police forensic doctor 'Yan Yunfei'.
Lighting engineer, special sniper police officer 'Liang Nuo'.
Photographer, negotiator 'Zheng Xiu'.
Stylist, police criminal psychology expert 'Ji Meng'.
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The team provided by the police is completely composed of professional and roughly equivalent police officers, which makes Jiang Han wonder if he is a five-star wanted criminal.
You see, let the sniper turn on the lights first, then let the criminal psychologist do the styling, and the negotiator will come up and shoot, and if the negotiation can't be agreed, then the forensic medicine will also be useful. This set of processes is self-sufficient!
Sitting on the makeup chair, Jiang Han was thinking wildly, and Yan Yunfei's distinctive, rhythmic gentle voice came from beside him:
"Your skin is very well maintained."
"Thank you." The corners of Jiang Han's mouth hooked up a little girl-like innocent smile.
Yan Yunfei said with a little intoxication:
"The bones are also beautiful, especially the bones of the hands, and the ratio of the pelvis to the body......"
"Oh, thank you." Jiang Han's smile disappeared, and he waited for the makeup to be finished with a cold face.
"Well, I didn't think about studying medicine when I was A2, after all, for witches, medicine is closer to a part of necromancy." Miss Forensic's hand was very fast, and Jiang Han could even feel the other party smearing on his face as if he was painting.
She sighed quietly and asked with a polite smile on her face:
"Because necromancy is more taboo?"
"Nope." Miss Forensic Doctor said realistically: "Because the pass rate of the Necromantic Faction Witch is only 27%, and it is difficult to find a job after graduation, unless I calm down and study A2 medical and nursing, it will be difficult to find a job, fortunately I have excellent grades, and I will be recruited by the police in the interview, and then I have been working as a forensic doctor in 15 teams." ”
"Fifteen?" Jiang Han felt that he couldn't keep his smile anymore.
"15, there is a lack of witches in the Necromancy faction in China, I am responsible for 15, and some are responsible for 25, the most are foreign expert witches, each of them is responsible for 30, of course, we also take apprentices, and it will be much easier after the apprentices pass A2, you know, our country has not recovered from the war for a long time, and the foundation is not good, everything is piled up with the number of people as much as possible." Miss Forensic let go of her hand and asked Jiang Han to sit up and look in the mirror.
In the mirror, he has a snow-white complexion, and he wears simple, if not a little rudimentary, gothic smoky makeup......
No, it's not so much simple as it is well-designed, just like a little girl who doesn't know how to put on makeup, and she paints the makeup made of a gourd by herself, and it is obvious that people can see it at a glance, giving people the impression that 'the little girl can't put on makeup', hiss... It's amazing, and the red lip biting makeup is also a little wrong, looking at a very small girl, there is a kind of ...... Well, what does it feel like a little girl pretending to be an adult...... Hey, Miss Forensics, are you sure you're a police officer...... Jiang Han looked at the forensic doctor vigilantly.
The other party touched his face suspiciously and asked:
"Uh, what's wrong?"
"Nothing." Jiang Han replied.
It's just that it feels like you're supposed to be in prison.,You seem to know Loricon's G-spot very well.,You seem to be very experienced in this area.,You seem to have done something you shouldn't do...... She looked at her glasses again, and if she looked carefully, although she was wearing gothic makeup, she was obviously younger than when she didn't wear makeup.
If you don't wear makeup, you're a petite adult at best, and you're a petite minor after putting on makeup...... Jiang Han was amazed by Miss Forensic's makeup skills, but he really couldn't see it. Well, it looks like a perverted medical examiner lady has this unique skill.
After applying her makeup, she went to the dressing room to change into her costume for the shoot.
As soon as he walked into the locker room, Jiang Han was stupid.
Because the costume hanging in front of her was not the short-skirted black silk policewoman outfit she imagined, but a set of thick chemical protective suits like SB, thick-soled protective boots wrapped tightly with SB, a super-thick chemical protection helmet like a PUBG level 3 head, a tough Mithril ceramic hybrid baffle like SB that resisted all faction spells, and thick trousers that made Jiang Han wonder if they could be bitten by a medium-sized dragon.
Jiang Han looked stupid.
She had never seen such a company that took magazine photos, unprecedented, unheard of!
Which company will make the models more and more crossed, and it looks like they can cover the models alive?
She couldn't help but walk up, gathered her magic power, and punched the baffle on the chest of the chemical protection suit, and with a bang, she felt that her hands were about to break, and under the difficulty, she whispered to herself: "Enough top." ”
An excellent witch will achieve no matter what conditions the other party gives.
Jiang Han changed his clothes and put on the chemical protection suit.
This dress is unsurprisingly very heavy, if you don't use magic to strengthen your physical strength, you can't move normally, she is increasing her strength and physical strength to 5 times to be able to move like wearing ordinary clothes, and the magic is also beginning to slowly drain, but she found an abnormality again:
"Well, the rune of this chemical suit is immune to most spells when it is full of magic. , can't catch up with the enemy, so maximize the output and range, and force the opponent to find their own design. ,Hey,The gods have this skill? ”
The power of the chemical protective suit is staggering, Jiang Han analyzed it with his understanding of practical runes, and the functions of this chemical protective suit are basically all closed at present.
Probably afraid that Jiang Han would be sucked dry of his magic power while dressing, right?
If this dress was sold on the market, I would really buy it...... Jiang Han sighed, took heavy steps, and walked out with a bang.
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Jiang Han, who was wearing a chemical protective suit and lifting his helmet and revealing his face, was expressionlessly holding a Finnish-made Pirz1887 heavy demon-breaking rifle, facing the camera in the classic strafing posture of Rambo in the first drop of blood.
And on the opposite side of the camera, the photographer wearing a full set of body armor, negotiator Zheng Xiu, raised one hand and shouted:
"Hello, Jiang Han, I'm Zheng Xiu. I'm here to take good pictures for you, and I can help you. ”
"I'm not going to give you some really hard moves, I just want to give you a few simple shots, bang, and then we'll figure out the shortcomings and settle everything out, okay?"
Good sister, are you trying to appease me? I don't have any hostages on hand...... Jiang Han's face was expressionless, facing the police negotiator, his eyes were like iron.
Then the gaffer turned on the light, waved his hand, and shouted:
"Good! Now pull the trigger! ”
“?”
Jiang Han had a '? ', or even '?'.
What the? Pull the trigger? Didn't you want me to pose for a photo...... Jiang Han hesitated for half a second, and saw that the negotiator opposite also waved his hand and made a gesture of 'ready, ready to blast at any time'.
She sighed quietly in her heart and pulled the trigger with a vent.
Bang bang!
Click, bell!
The feeling of firing a gun was like a first-time jerk off, it had been brewing for a long time, and it was over in half a second, and dozens of bullets were all fired in a matter of seconds.
Jiang Han was stunned, looked down at the gun in his hand suspiciously, and another question mark welled up in his heart:
Is there really a bullet?
In the shooting area covered by bullets, Miss Zheng Xiu fell to the ground, got up with difficulty, took off her bulletproof helmet, gave a thumb, and then folded it, her index finger protruded, and turned counterclockwise twice in the air.
The other police witches opened the door of the shooting range and ran in, helped her up, and took off the bulletproof camera to check the photos.
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In general, a model's day trip is: pose, take pictures, pose, take pictures, laugh and shoot tidbits.
And Jiang Han's shooting process today is:
Play Finland's Rebreaker Rifle first.
Play the German Iron Heavy Machine Gun again.
And then there are domestic assault rifles.
Try to throw SWAT flashbangs.
Actual delivery of fixed-point lethal frag grenades.
Try to drive a police airboat.
The police officers who were beaten during the filming and had bruised noses and swollen faces used first-aid kits produced by the pharmaceutical industry in Wilheim.
Finally, he stood in front of the camera with a cold face holding a sign with "Common Safety Regulations" and "Notice of Permission to Use Guns".
She also tried the overweight egg pickaxe used by the police, then took off the chemical protective suit, changed back into a cute casual dress, and posed for tidbits with a confused look holding the WeChat submachine gun that the police witch loves to use.
Jiang Han noticed the manuscript that the other party was writing, and she stole the title:
"The Witch Illegal Fraud Case, the Number of People Fooled Has Reached 77"
"The illegal witch transformation experiment gang has been confiscated, but there are still several witches at large"
"The shocking bank robbery in Africa, the robbers have been apprehended in the eastern part of our country and sent to the International Court of Justice for trial"
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The world of witches is still not very peaceful.
And as there are more and more monsters leaking out of the folding space, it is becoming more and more dangerous, so the police will publish a magazine in an attempt to sell weapons to all the witches' homes, right?
Jiang Han guessed casually and ended the day's filming process.