360 Female Man
The emperor ate this meal beautifully, he liked soybean sauce, and directly asked people to bring green onions and dip them to eat.
The funniest thing is that Princess Meizhen followed and learned with her father, and she had a green onion each.
Fu Xishi watched this sweet-looking little girl eat green onions raw, worrying for her future son-in-law, and the smell of green onions in her mouth was smoking.
General Luo and Mrs. Luo are also holding green onions in their hands, but it's a pity that they can't cook pancakes when they used to, otherwise one dish will be enough today, pancakes rolled with green onions.
The emperor saw that the triplets did not follow the study, and asked, "Why don't you eat it?" ”
The three of them shook their heads together, and Da Tie said, "I ate a bad mouth." ”
Ertie: "Fart stinks." ”
Yanhua: "The second uncle said it. ”
Fu Xishi's eyes were glaring, and when he said this at the dinner table, the emperor laughed and said: "Tong Yan is unscrupulous, and it is not wrong to say it, it is enjoyable when you eat, and it will be ...... later." Who doesn't eat whole grains, though? Don't those who are poor and refined eat the vegetables grown by the crops? Do they know what fertilizer to use to grow vegetables? ”
Fortunately, the food was almost finished, everyone put down their chopsticks, and Princess Meizhen asked, "What do you use?" ”
No one answered her, she looked at the triplets, and Da Tie said, "I can't say it, my second uncle said that I can't say it when I eat." ”
Everyone looked at Luo Zhikang, and Fu Xi hurriedly explained: "It's my mother's family...... Fu Yuanhe, the second brother of my adoptive parents, has a lot of problems eating, he doesn't eat messy things, and he doesn't eat smelly things. ”
Princess Meizhen said, "Then I'll ask him." ”
Da Tie said: "The second uncle went to study. ”
Ertie: "It's far, it's far. ”
Yanhua: "I went with my great-grandfather." ”
The emperor looked at Luo Zhihao, the last triplets mentioned studying with a grandfather Ye, he knew that it was Governor Ye, who was this great-ancestor?
Luo Zhihao explained: "It was Governor Ye's father-in-law, Fan Shanchang, who took Fu Yuanhe to Shanxi. ”
The emperor raised his eyebrows, Guanzhong Fan's family, I didn't expect him to come out.
Luo Zhihao had already arranged for someone to set up a board in the courtyard and set up a pot, he washed his hands and went to ramen, and Fu Xi followed.
The emperor was very interested and said: "Zhihao always said that he would make ramen noodles and make them for me to eat, but I said that I was not hungry, but I didn't believe it at all, for fear that he would bring disaster to the noodles." Girl, has he done it for you? ”
The eldest princess of Jianfeng said: "I didn't let him do it when he was young, and then he did it once, and he broke it without pulling, so he had to say that he couldn't do it." In the future, I won't let him face trouble, and he won't be free, so he runs around blindly all day long. ”
Fu Xishi and Luo Zhihao quickly pulled up the noodles and put them in the pot, and then the two of them each took a noodle and pulled it up and began to dance and perform.
The triplets slapped their hands, the emperor slapped the table and applauded loudly, Princess Meizhen stood up and said excitedly: "I also want to learn." ”
Luo Zhikang looked at her and frowned, you learned not to make it hard for me to eat, I made a snack last time, and I had diarrhea after eating.
When the noodles were cooked, they wrapped the noodles in their hands around them, put them down, and went to scoop the noodles.
It's hot, and after the water, the fried noodles are one bowl and one small bowl per person.
After eating, the emperor touched his stomach, and the triplets looked at the emperor and were very satisfied that others had eaten the noodles made by their mothers with a satisfied expression. So the triplets like the Ye family's uncle very much, and every time they finish eating, they have to touch their stomachs and say that your family's food is too delicious.
Da Tie said, "Uncle, it's delicious, right?" ”
Second Railway: "When my shop opened, my uncle went to eat in the shop, and many people lined up." ”
Yanhua: "Give my uncle a card and get a nine-percent discount." ”
Fu was embarrassed when he was in the past, and the emperor teased them and said: "I'm my uncle, do I still have to pay?" ”
Da Tiedao: "My mother said, the king of heaven and Lao Tzu have to pay when he comes." ”
is still staring, and at first glance, he is learning to speak.
Ertie is the same: "It doesn't cost to open a shop?" Do I work hard for half a day to do good deeds? ”
Yanhua: "Who doesn't want me to go to his house for dinner every day!" ”
The three of them worked in one go, and they all learned to speak emphasized.
Fu Xishi's embarrassed face was red, she said this was aimed at the fat mother-in-law, afraid that she would bring someone to eat for nothing in the future.
The emperor slapped the table with a smile and said, "Yes, whoever comes has to pay, otherwise he will work hard for half a day to make wedding clothes for others." ”
He thought of himself, before he ascended the throne, a minister said that he should support a royal descendant of the former dynasty as the emperor, put things right, and return to the right path.
him and get rid of the chaos anyway, those people don't have other skills, and they are the most blind and persecutive.
Luo Zhihao also laughed and drank, like a goose, and said to the emperor: "Uncle, you can eat as much as you like in the future, sign my account, and I will settle the bill for my sister-in-law in the future, and I will never eat in vain." ”
The triplets said together: "Nine percent off." ”
General Luo laughed so hard that he couldn't speak, and he really wanted to take the triplets over and kiss them hard.
Princess Meizhen followed and said, "No discount, your uncle is rich." ”
The emperor spread his hands: "What money do I have?" Don't have your little coffers? Those old guys cry to me every day and ask for money, and I wish I could break a copper plate in half and spend it. ”
The triplets looked at the emperor sympathetically, thinking that what their mother said was right, if they didn't have some silver on their bodies, they would have to fight the autumn breeze when they got old.
It's a shame to fight the autumn wind.
Da Tie said: "Uncle, I borrow you, I have money, and my mother will save it for me." ”
Second Railway: "But I have to pay it back." ”
Yanhua: "It's not easy to save money, we still have to buy food for the puppy." ”
The emperor asked curiously, "Why do you buy food for the puppy?" ”
"We have three puppies, one for each person."
"My mother said that raising a puppy costs a penny a day, and three pennies a day."
Finally, Yanhua added: "My mother said that it will be deducted from the money we have saved. ”
After speaking, he sighed and said: "The puppy eats less, and he has to raise a pony, and the pony is bigger than the puppy, and he has five copper plates." ”
The triplets stretched out their hands together, spread their five fingers, and said, "Five cents." ”
The emperor was happy and said, "Then I won't raise it." ”
The triplets shook their heads together and said, "No." ”
Da Tie said: "I will wash the dishes, and I will wash the dishes for five cents a day." ”
Ertie: "I will choose vegetables, and I will choose dishes for five cents."
Yanhua: "I sweep the floor, sweep the floor for five cents." ”
Fu Xi was surprised, she only said that raising horses costs five cents, but did not say that they should work to make money.
The emperor asked, "What did your mother say?" ”
The triplets shook their heads, the two looked at Yan Hua, Yan Hua said: "I counted it, I haven't told my mother yet, I'll talk about it when the shop is open." ”
No one spoke, just listened to the three of them and the emperor's questions and answers.
The eldest princess of Jianfeng had distressed tears rolling in her eyes, and said, "You don't need to make money, your grandmother will give it to you." ”
The triplets shook their heads again and said together: "Flower your own heart is comfortable. ”
The emperor sighed: "Good boy, good boy." ”
said to Princess Meizhen: "You are always picky about the lack of clothes, do you earn a penny to show your father?" ”
Mi-jin pouted, blinking and not speaking.
Da Tie comforted her: "Aunt is not afraid, just get married." ”
Ertie: "Marry a man and marry a man to dress and eat." ”
Yan Hua: "If you don't make money, you won't marry." ”
Fu Xishi's eyes looked up, and he said in his heart: You deserve it, let you usually talk nonsense as your sons, and the gramophone recorded it.
The emperor laughed and continued to ask: "Then why does your mother want to open a shop to make money?" ”
Triplets: "My mother is a woman!" ”
Fu Xi's face was not red and his heart was not beating, calm and calm.
Hold your breath and pretend to be calm.
I am a female man, and my son said it just right, so I will give you a preventive shot in advance, so as not to say that I am not ladylike enough in the future.
Puff laughter, you don't need to look at it to know it's Boss Fu, and the quacking duck is not like a duck and the goose is not like a goose laughing.
Princess Meizhen slapped the table and said loudly: "I'm also a female man!" ”
Luo Zhikang lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders with a smile, and Luo Hongye turned his head.