Chapter 7: Committing Corpse Gas

Thinking like this, I stretched out my hand and pulled the door open and wanted to shout to Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law to run, but as soon as the door opened, a cold hand stretched out from nowhere, grabbed my collar and didn't let me take a step!

I was dragged back by that force, and I almost didn't pee, my mind turned white, and the first thought that came to mind was, if I die, what will Ji Ye do? What about the big girl?

"It's the first time you've been so honest and obedient and didn't run around," Ji Ye's panting voice suddenly came from behind him: "You can be regarded as saving your own life!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the immortal lamp came back on!

I looked back and saw that Ji Ye was standing behind me, as if he was in a hurry, and his face was very tired. Chinese Net =≈:

As soon as I saw Ji Ye, it was like seeing a life-saving straw, and I almost didn't cry: "Where the hell have you gone!" ”

As soon as the lights were turned on, the mourning hall was clean, and there was no food at all! Don't say it, Ji Ye is more evil than swearing!

"I just came back from the county seat," Ji Ye sat down and drank a sip of water before taking a breath: "Originally, I went to ask for someone about the female corpse, but I didn't expect to meet Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law who had an accident, and I was busy for most of the night, I was afraid that you would be disobedient and rush back overnight." ”

I was stunned, Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law had an accident?

Wasn't she still outside just now? Thinking of this, I looked back, the hairs on my back stood up, and I saw that the outside of the mourning shed was quiet, where was the shadow of Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law and the red-robed man!

"Yes," Ji Ye nodded, and said: "Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law was beaten by your seventh uncle and grandmother in public, and she couldn't think of drinking paraquat, and she died in the middle of the night, and she was uncomfortable when she did it, and her shoes were kicked off, and it was her mother's family who put on the shoes, and the left and right were reversed, I said earlier that people are watching the sky, and they can't bully honest people, this is all retribution."

My heart shrank suddenly, the two shoes on Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law just now were indeed reversed!

"Why are you stunned?" Ji Ye saw it, took off his shoes and hit me: "You stupid bastard is also evil?" ”

I took a breath and told me what had just happened, and when Ji Ye heard it, his face changed: "The one in the red robe is not a person and an ominous thing, it is called joy and mourning!" ”

It turns out that that kind of thing is made of people who died at the funeral, and it is very evil, and he wants to find a substitute for himself in the funeral, so other people's funerals are his happy events, Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law was pulled away by that kind of thing as a stand-in, and the reason why Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law came to call me was to let me be her stand-in!

When I heard this, I was afraid for a while: "If you hadn't pulled me, I might have gone out!" ”

"What are you talking about?" Ji Ye was inexplicable: "When did I pull you?" ”

I was stunned, the hand that held me was not Jiye's, who could it be?

"This kind of disaster is all caused by the fucking female corpse leaving the ground," Ji Ye didn't pay attention to my words, and only stared at the coffin of the seventh uncle: "Lao Qi, this little bastard, dares to make any money, and now he is fucking safe." ”

I remembered what Ji Ye said before: "Didn't you say that the eldest girl would be fine if she put the jade walnut in her mouth, why is the seventh uncle still entangled?" What kind of wealth does he have? ”

I remember that his ledger was written with red meat and white meat.

Ji Ye sighed: "The red meat is the female corpse that is worthy of the underworld marriage, and the white meat is the male corpse." ”

, his business is to resell corpses for a long time? This is really profitable, I remember that there was a person in the village who married his son who died early, and spent 150,000 yuan for a female corpse!

No wonder the secretive relative before said that the seventh uncle was evil wealth!

It turned out that Li Guoqing saw the eldest girl that day and told his daughter-in-law about it, and his daughter-in-law revealed it to the seventh uncle who used this wealth, and the seventh uncle knew that the eldest girl had no owner, so he stole her home as a bargain and wanted to sell it, so he committed the taboo that outsiders could not touch her, and his life was put into it!

"Lao Qi is greedy for money, not to mention stealing corpses, and taking away jade walnuts, causing yin qi to leak and die, I expect that she will come to you again, so I let you hide in your old seven's spirit shed," Ji Ye said: "His new death protects you, and other things can't get in. ”

Speaking of the spirit shed, I couldn't help but shiver, and quickly told the things in the spirit shed, and now it was Ji Ye's turn to be stunned: "You are mortal with the naked eye, so you can't see the old seven spirits."

As he spoke, he seemed to remember something, and slapped his thigh: "This is bad, I originally thought it was just you who took her things, and I thought that I would just try to return it, but I didn't think that she would have your return gift, and I am afraid that the yin marriage between the two of you has already been completed!" ”

"A return gift?" I was puzzled: "I don't have anything in return!" ”

"Silly bastard," Ji Ye knocked on my head with a shudder: "I said on the day you moved her, one can't take her things, and the other can't drop your things, you must have something on you that fell in!" ”

My head buzzed, and I remembered the button near my stomach! Could it be that her hand touched my button that day?

"No, no, no," Ji Ye went around in circles like a quail: "The taboos of piles and piles have been committed all over again, and it's really a disaster."

"So what now? Shouldn't we get the big girl back soon? When I heard this, I also became nervous, and hurriedly pointed to the open space next to the mourning hall: "I measured that she should still be there!" ”

"It's not just about getting her back." At this time, there was a rooster crying in the distance, and Ji Ye dragged me up: "Wang Ba is on the board, stretch out his head and shrink his head with a knife, you come with me." ”

As he spoke, he pulled me out and pointed to the clearing: "Get out of the way." ”

I was still wondering how to open this open space, but when I looked closely, it turned out that this was not an open space at all, but a cellar mouth covered with earth!

The seventh uncle is really good at hiding people's eyes, I opened the cellar door, and I saw the sleeping beautiful face of the eldest girl without any mental preparation.

My heart trembled suddenly, as if I had been energized, and suddenly I had been thinking about her! Oh no, maybe I'm lost in her too

"Before the sun comes out, you first move her back to the door by yourself, and I'll go find something for you," Ji Ye said: "Remember, now that she has no jade walnuts in her mouth, don't run into the living, or you will be alarmed by the corpse, and you will also see the fate of the seventh child." ”

As soon as I heard this, I quickly put the eldest girl on my back and ran to the door to leave.

As we all know, the back person needs to hold the leg of the person with two hands, the weight of the big girl's body is pressed down, and the round and straight tun is falling into my hands, and my heart is pounding.

In addition, her hands hung down from my shoulders, and my back was also firmly pressed with two soft balls, although it was cold, but I would be at the age of blood and strength, and the fire in my heart was uncontrollable.

It would be nice if she could really be my daughter-in-law, but it's a pity

"Hurry up, or Uncle will definitely scold us in a while!" Not long after Wei Cheng walked out of the mourning hall, he heard someone's voice: "I knew that I wouldn't stay up all night to fight the landlord, and I almost couldn't get up!" ”

, Ji Ye instructed not to see the living, who knew that he was bumping into a few juniors who were running away from the vigil and rushed back to the mourning shed before dawn!

I was really lucky to be a dog, looking back, I saw that the juniors were approaching from a small road, and I saw me, I quickly looked around, saw a firewood stack, and carried the big girl into it.

As soon as I got in, I heard those juniors coming from the side of the firewood stack, and before I could breathe a sigh of relief, suddenly a junior said: "I have a stomach, you guys are waiting here, just after pulling the firewood and covering it." ”

My heart immediately picked up, excreting in front of the dead is a big taboo, it's easy to get angry!

At the same time, a foul smell has penetrated through the cracks in the firewood stack, I feel bitter in my heart, I really want to kick the junior away, but I didn't think that I hadn't moved, the big girl's hand on my chest suddenly moved!

I just felt that the hairs all over my body stood on end!