"I really want to be a cool guy."

"If you want to be a cool brother fat, then drink lewd peanut milk."

"Lewd peanut milk, rich in nine kinds of **** protein, drink the package of your promotion and salary ******!"

On the forum, a group of players were in a commotion again.

In the final of this year's Hot Blood Cup, the process was beyond most people's expectations, and the battle was resolved in less than 30 seconds.

Many people originally thought that Dragon Heart would be able to counterattack gorgeously with its two purple partners, but the two awesome purple partners didn't last more than five seconds combined, and they were killed in an unreasonable way by Brother Ku.

And after the dragon's heart handed over the three-second life-saving special effect, it couldn't resist the legendary flying immortals at all.

All those who watched the live broadcast still remembered the shocking scene, in the sky full of sword qi, the dragon's heart tried to read the Great Compassion Mantra to add blood, but those indiscriminate attacking sword qi could forcibly interrupt his reading every time. After the old dragon's heart, he tried to turn on the special effect and rushed over to hack Cool Brother Fat to death, and Cool Brother Fat, who was in the state of guiding sword qi, was in an invincible state, and the dragon's heart couldn't hurt him at all.

In this way, the dragon's heart handed over all the life-saving effects, and was stabbed into a hornet's nest by the swept sword qi.

In the last competition on the sword platform, Cool Brother Fat showed top-level small skills and super-first-class consciousness, and once his IQ crushed the heart of the dragon. And this time in the final of the Bloody Cup, Ku Ge Fat showed a kind of strength, a kind of strength that broke out purely by equipment and skills.

Such a strong position is more in line with the ancient tradition of the hot blood cup.

This cup is essentially a place for many people to show off their wealth, and the purpose of many players participating in the competition is to let people see how awesome their equipment is and how powerful their skills are. Cool Brother Fat satisfied the wishes of the audience, and he used three magic skills to slaughter the heart of the dragon.

As many experts expected before the game, the fans of Cool Brother Fat skyrocketed, and some of them were fans of Dragonheart, but they did not stand firm and switched camps.

Some fans were deeply shocked by the power of the Flying Immortals, and they were dreaming about the unparalleled appearance of the Flying Immortals when they cast them...... They want to be like Cool Guy, and some even want to be Cool Guy.

Of course, no one really **** peanut milk, this peanut milk shot the most **** advertisement in history, and players just used it to ridicule. Teenagers must be aware that no one will be promoted because they drink a bottle of peanut milk, and no one will get a girl because they drink a certain drink. To engage in such irresponsible and seriously misleading advertisements, most of the company's responsible persons have joined the cult.

At this time, Brother Cool Fat himself was engaged in a fierce battle with Sister Lala.

The moment he defeated the Dragonheart, he suddenly felt like someone was touching him in the real world.

When I got off the line, I saw that Sister Lala was riding on him with great excitement.

Lara is an extremely open-minded girl, she is like a curious baby and starts a gut battle with Kunshen, this process seems to have no love, more like looking for a kind of stimulation that has never been there.

With the bottom of the evening battle, this time the cool brother was more durable, and he lasted for more than twenty minutes.

But such a persistence was despised by Sister Lala: "Sample, I also said that I was a striker of the national football team, and I didn't even have thirty minutes." ”

Kunshen almost cried, the conscience of heaven and earth, if he faced a girl like Long Bingxue, he would be a national football striker than a national football striker. But when he met Sister Lala, it was like meeting a nemesis, in that magical goblin cave, he had all kinds of mental hallucinations, which were more exciting than taking drugs, and it was really difficult to last for more than half an hour.

Sister Lala said menacingly: "Don't think about each other, it's just a friendship cannon." Our original plan remains the same, you have to come on, I know a girl...... Uh, ex-girlfriend, she's specialized in island consulting in the South Pacific and the Caribbean, and yesterday she sent me a few pictures, that little island is so beautiful. ”

This is what Kunshen admires most about Lala, she never squirms, and she doesn't make the atmosphere uncomfortable, so he chatted with Lala naked naked: "How much does it cost?" ”

Sister Lala said professionally: "It depends on the size of the island, and it depends on who buys it." Have you seen the old movie "Braveheart", that actor Mel? Gibson bought a 2,164-hectare island in Fiji, a South Pacific island nation, as a private resort, which cost $15 million at the time, and now has a market value of more than $75 million, which is also a celebrity effect. ”

Kunshen: "How much does it cost to build this island?" ”

Lala: "It's more expensive than buying an island, it's easy to buy an island and it's hard to raise an island, if you want to build a small palace, it will cost at least tens of millions of dollars." ”

Kunshen: "Then you have to prepare about 100 million US dollars?" ”

Lala: "Well, at the current exchange rate, 500 million soft girl paper." ”

Kunshen is full of motivation and has set the goal of striving for the next two years.

Sister Lala said: "There is a plan for the worst, even if we encounter another tragedy, it doesn't matter. I've started saving money for my own house, and now there are some small islands that only cost 300,000 Canadian dollars, and a small bungalow has been built on them, which is equivalent to buying a house and giving away the island, and it is a freehold property, not a harmonious 70-year property right...... If one day we really can't get along, we'll go to that kind of island and live the rest of our lives. ”

Kunshen nodded: "Okay." ”

Sister Lala said suddenly: "What if you get tired of those islands and those girls in the future?" ”

Kunshen thought about it and said very literarily: "When the beautiful girls are enough, I will go back to my hometown to sell pork." ”

"Animal, this seems to be a lyric, right? Wait until you have seen enough of the scenery, maybe you will accompany me to watch the fine water and the long stream......" Lala scolded, and said with a smile: "Okay, listen to you, continue to look at the scenery and see the beautiful girls." When no one wants you in the future, my sister will take care of you for the rest of your life. ”

The two happily came to an agreement, and it didn't look like they were discussing a lifelong event at all.

At this time, Kunshen's phone rang, and the murderous voice of the charter woman came: "Beast, release my pigeons!" Didn't you say that you would invite me to supper after eight o'clock, and it's nine o'clock now! ”

Kun Shen patted his head: "I almost forgot, you pick a place, and I'll come out immediately." ”

"Whahaha, look at what scares you. Let me tell you a little secret, my mother's character has exploded today, and the dead fat man who is cool brother is so powerful! I accidentally bet 20,000 yuan and actually won, hahahaha......" The charter lady was a little incoherent and said excitedly: "I'll invite you tonight, see you in the old place in twenty minutes." ”

Kunshen was in a strange mood, and the charter wife took the initiative to treat him, which was rarer than the national football team's victory over Japan and South Korea. And the reason why the charter wife invited guests was actually because he bought him to win the heart of the dragon, which made the cool brother feel cute.

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