In the castle of the outpost, there is no longer the tranquility of the past, a group of papal knights wearing only shorts and shirtless, sweating wheels with hammers and shovels and other tools, cameo coolies repairing the facilities in the castle.

Old Lacey sat leisurely in the small garden, holding a delicate wine jug in his hand, and enjoyed taking a sip from time to time.

His Excellency the Count of Thackeray, like a relative who had cancer and had an inheritance of tens of millions, pinched the yellow tendon of old Lacey with all his might, and kept asking if he was strong enough to flatter him.

The old housekeeper probably hasn't enjoyed this treatment for many years, and his shriveled mouth picks and chooses, one will think that he is pressing the wrong place, and the other will think that the force is light.

Seeing old Lacey's look of enjoyment, Thackeray looked like he had a legacy, and both eyes narrowed into slits with a smile.

"Tsk! Not a loss is a papal knight. Alan sat across from the two of them, crossed Erlang's legs and smiled and shouted to the knights: "Hurry up, it's going to be dark soon, I've installed the iron gates, and the stone bricks in the training ground have been paved, and don't forget, I don't care about food." ”

Thackeray rolled his eyes and snorted angrily: "Baron Allen, my knights are not coolies, I just hope that my uncle can live comfortably in the castle, you don't have to inch in." ”

Alan hurriedly waved his hand and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Then he shouted at the knights: "Be careful, I will peel off your skin if I break those stone carvings, full of muscular idiots!" ”

Thackeray gave him a disdainful look, not as knowledgeable as he was.

"Oh, what's going on with you two?" Alan asked playfully, "Is there anything that you can't look back on?" Let's listen to the relief, old thing, you didn't talk about him when you were a child, or you stripped him naked and threw it in the pond? ”

Thackeray ignored him, and old Lacey smiled and didn't speak, as if he really remembered some long memories.

Alan didn't continue to ask, looked at Yorkshire coming from outside the castle, and nodded lightly to say hello.

Yorkshire had apparently known Thackeray's identity for a long time, but he just looked at him suspiciously and the old butler who was enjoying the massage.

"Your Excellency, Clerk Yorkshire greets you." After Yorkshire took off his hat and saluted Alan, he walked up to Thackeray and said hello very perfunctorily.

"Outpost County is indeed a poor country in the Locke Kingdom, don't you know that you should greet me, the earl, first?" Thackeray looked at Yorkshire with an unkind expression.

"Boom!" A bang.

The old butler's crutch knocked mercilessly on Thackeray's head.

"Can you please stop putting on your idiot aristocratic pretense?" Old Lacey pointed to his eldest nephew and said, "Be careful to blow your head next time, and don't learn from your idiot dad in the future." ”

Alan pretended to laugh exaggeratedly, and Yorkshire's face was even more puzzled.

Pointing to Thackeray, who was rubbing his head and looking embarrassed, Alan explained in a strange way: "I have come to know you anew, the son of the Duke of the Lotre Kingdom, His Excellency the Honorable Earl, and the filial nephew of my old butler. ”

Yorkshire looked surprised, and he felt that when he returned in the evening, he should write another letter and send it to the royal city and the Grand Duke as soon as possible.

"By the way, is there anything you have to do here?" Alan looked at Yorkshire's gray ponytail with some envy, he felt that his face was too strong, and it would be cool to get this hairstyle if he was thinner.

"The Knights of the Heretic Raiders are already in Yorktown, and will be in Outpost by about noon tomorrow." Yorkshire glanced at Thackeray and stopped talking.

"It's okay, keep talking."

Yorkshire coughed embarrassedly and continued, "Legion Commander Huron and his team of magicians have arrived at the General Political Hall, and many subjects in the county have reported that they have invaded the house. ”

"How many?" Alan asked, frowning.

"Nearly 100 people, the commander of the regiment and his escort entourage have nearly 100 people, and they have very unreasonably invaded the houses around the General Political Hall."

Alan glanced at Thackeray with disdain, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Where do you think I look like a lord of real power?" You tell me it's a fart, and I can't take care of it. ”

"Yes, bale lords, scrap nobles, idiot barons, ha!" Thackeray finally seized the opportunity and sarcastically mocked him.

Alan pretended to be embarrassed and lowered his head, and said with a shy face: "Let you laugh at Your Excellency the Earl, this is just everyone's love, it can't be taken seriously." ”

Thackeray was dumbfounded, it was the first time he had met such a shameless guy.

After a half-rattle, Thackeray continued to laugh: "At the age of eight, you became a well-known waste material in your country, hehe, the people of your country really love you." ”

"It's a small thing, it's just a little more thing." Alan waved his hand indifferently, looking smug.

"Hmph, when I was eight years old, I could kill the tiger alone, and after fighting the beast to the death, I had an epiphany of Jin Ge's fighting spirit." Thackeray said with a smug face.

Alan said: "When I was eight years old, the chief magician of the Kingdom of Qidu, after being beaten by my father, I realized that it was useless to learn magic, and I gave up magic from then on. ”

"By the time I was ten years old, I had become a perennial champion in the gladiatorial arena of the border city, and countless gladiators who had been famous for a long time were afraid to become my opponents."

Alan rolled his eyes and said: "When I was ten years old, I had already molested all the unmarried girls in the royal city, and countless little Loli in the boudoir were all seen hiding my face and running away. ”

"When I was sixteen years old, I was called the brightest rising star of the Duchy of Lot, and I was given the title of earl."

"When I was sixteen years old, I was called the most wasted nobleman in the Locke Kingdom, and I was demoted to the title of baron."

After saying that, Alan looked at Thackeray with a happy face and a defiant look in his eyes.

Thackeray's shoulders trembled slightly, and he gritted his teeth and said: "After I became an adult, I led the army to fight, and outside the border city, no foreign enemy dared to invade the Duchy of Lotle, and at the age of eighteen, I became a knight of the Holy See's cathar, and at the age of twenty-two, I became the deputy head of the Knights of the Cathar, and now I am the chief of staff of the heretic crusade legion. ”

"Hehe, when I became an adult, I was sent to the outpost county alone, outside the ancient castle, no blind guy dared to break in and harass me, I go out now, I don't carry a copper plate in my pocket, no one dares to charge me money after eating all the outpost counties, kicking all the vendors, no one dares to go to the General Political Department to complain."

The old butler whistled for the old disrespectful, laughed and said, "I can prove this, after living for so many years, it is the first time I have seen such a shameless nobleman." ”

Alan handed old Lacey a "you still understand me" look.

Yorkshire looked at Alan and Thackeray with a smile, he didn't understand what the two were comparable, one was the pride of the sky, the other was a famous waste material in the kingdom, the two of them came and went, and they didn't talk about the same thing at all.

"Go on, you keep blowing?" Alan took advantage of the victory and chased after him and said: "Uncle, I broke into the widow's door at the age of six at night, what about you?" You must have been practicing martial arts in the ice and snow at that time, right? I was ten years old molesting women on the street, what about you? It's better to practice martial arts, right? I infiltrated the palace at the age of twelve and stole the king's scepter, what about you? Fighting shirtless with a bunch of big men, right? I stole my father's warrant at the age of thirteen and sent the army to smash the largest casino in Intrawoods, what about you? Prepare for the warrior assessment, right? I confessed at the age of sixteen that Princess Hathaway was rejected in public, oh, by the way, that is, your third sister. What about you? It must be a gang of stupid big guys and another bunch of stupid big guys fighting around their necks, right? When I was eighteen years old, I beat up four princes and little princesses under the age of five, what were you doing then? Hehe, I don't tell him these things. ”

"You... I don't know what to say. Thackeray blushed like something.

"Failure! Are you still noble? What a failure. Alan pretended to sigh and said: "When you are old, you still let the Holy See call you to fight to the death like a dog." ”

"Fart!" Thackeray yelled, rushed to Allen and shouted, "I am fighting to defend justice, to liberate all people from fire and water, to fight for honor, for the faith in my heart, I am not at all like you. ”

"Okay, okay, big hero." Alan spread his hands and said: "I admire you so much, you are so powerful, deceive the ghosts, and save all the people from fire and water, the dog legs of the Holy See." ”

"Who are you scolding for being a dog? Do you dare to accept my challenge? Thackeray's face was as gloomy as water, and he said in a low voice: "I joined the Holy See Crusade Legion in order to crusade against all evil alien races, and I am the chief of staff of the legion, not a dogleg at the behest of others. ”

Alan suddenly became a brain-dead fan star chaser, and said excitedly: "Really? You didn't say it just now, it turns out that you are really for the faith in your heart, in order to save the people from fire and water, I worship you so much, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I apologize to you, Your Excellency the Earl. ”

Thackeray felt like a punch into the cotton, although it was uncomfortable, but seeing that Allen's expression did not seem to be fake, he said arrogantly: "Hmph, faith guides me ahead, and I don't bother to see it like a waste like you." ”

After seeing the other party, Allen's face changed back to that cheap appearance again, and he pouted at Yorkshire and said, "Okay, Old Covenant, you can take us to save the people from fire and water, Your Excellency Thackeray!" ”

"What do you mean?" Yorkshire and Thackeray asked in unison.

Alan looked at Thackeray suspiciously, and said, "Aren't you forcing a lot of people for justice and faith?" Don't you care that your Holy See has encroached on the houses of my subjects? So what did you brag about. B, hypocrisy! By the way, you can't be scared, right? But forget it, I've seen a lot of people like you, and I think that being a knight is how noble and great it is. ”

"You !!!!" After Thackeray had been talking for a long time, he snorted coldly, picked up his helmet from the stone table and said to Yorkshire: "Go, take me to see who has invaded the civilian's house." ”

After speaking, Thackeray glanced at Alan defiantly, called out the names of several of his knights, and left the castle in a menacing manner.

Alan looked at Thackeray's back and spat out two words in his mouth: "Stupid.b"

The old butler Lacey shook her head helplessly.

"This kid has been such a great mallet since he was a child?"

The old butler smiled bitterly and did not make a sound.