A city god, isn't it okay to see money like this? I said why the people of Liuzhangyuan are asking for money and don't want to die, this is your example!

"It's not terrible to be poor," Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang looked at me with contempt: "Being willing to be poor and not thinking of making progress is really terrible." ”

No, I'm not willing to be poor!

I thought about it, and it was okay, this Liuzhang Yuan must not have been doing very well, so he overreacted, and I remembered that the black mole soap Li said, Liuzhang Yuan has a good relationship with Jiulipo, that must be a nostril puff, and he can't make any sense - maybe Jiulipo sued him, saying how I am not good, so that Liuzhang Yuan found something to play on the topic.

It's not been long since I've been a ten-mile shop city god, and it's not interesting to offend all my colleagues - by the way, didn't Jiulipo use incense to envelop Liuzhangyuan? That Lao Tzu can also use economic development to knock on his door!

You do the first day of junior high school and I do the fifteenth, you win people's hearts, and Lao Tzu can also paint cats and tigers.

So I said, "The gold mine has already been given to the children who have lost their fathers, and I really can't help but take the last bit of money they have to survive - even if they are not our people, we can't just let them go out and drink for the sake of the gold mines, right?" All roads lead to Rome, and we have other solutions. ”

"What mules and horses?" Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang is an ancient, and he doesn't understand modern words very well, so he just looks at me suspiciously: "You...... Is it to compensate me for some livestock? ”

"No, no, no." I scratched my scalp and said, "That's the case, you see that it's now the end of the year, and our Saishen Club is also coming soon, and the Saishen Club is fighting for an incense, why don't I lead a drain, so that our local pilgrims can also give you Liuzhangyuan propaganda?" ”

It's okay not to listen to me, but as soon as he heard my words, Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang laughed, and he leaned forward and leaned back when he laughed.

The black mole soap said in a low voice: "Lord Chenghuang, the little one looks at the line, and he is happy to see this six-zhang original city god." ”

Happy fart, you can't even see this? It's not a laugh, it's a mockery.

Sure enough, the tears of Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang's laughter came out, he raised his hand to wipe his tears, looked at me with a smile, and then said, "Drainage? Give me six zhang yuan drainage from your ten-mile shop? Not to mention anything else, your City God Temple hasn't been renovated for 100 years, right? Pilgrims go in to offer incense, must not be afraid of being stoned to death? You also brought me here, do you think you are the city god of Jiulipo? Don't think that if you become a city god, you can brag casually! ”

"We're not bragging!" The black mole soap Li hurriedly said: "We ...... now"

"Okay," Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang sneered: "Originally, I heard that you have developed well for a while, but in the end, it is better to be famous than to meet, if nothing else, just look at your dress." If you're doing so well, you don't even have a cloak or a guard of honor? I advise you, if you really have incense, you should keep it for yourself, repair the roof of your house or something, it won't look like it will be winter at this time, and it will rain in spring, and you will suffer it...... Ah, no,"

Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang smiled at the Tsing Yi Soap Li beside him: "Perhaps, before the beginning of spring, only after the Race God Meeting, your ten-mile shop City God Temple will be gone, right?" Don't worry, whether that place is divided into Jiulipo or the old man in the future, it will definitely help you take good care of the people! ”

"This is too much to look down on people......" The teeth of the black mole soap were immediately clenched - but his identity is respectful, he is a soap li, and he doesn't dare to say it directly if he has an opinion.

I was just about to speak, when another Tsing Yi soap came, and he whispered to Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang: "Chenghuang, Jiulipo Chenghuang has arrived." ”

Damn, what is he here for? It's really a narrow road!

"Quick, get out!" Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang obviously didn't know that Jiulipo Chenghuang was coming today, and his attitude was completely different from that of "meeting" me, so he trotted out and went out.

As soon as I thought about it, the host was welcomed out, and what else could I do as a guest, so I went to the big tank to watch the fish, and said to the black mole soap while watching: "Have you seen it, this fish is called a lion's head, and it is especially forbidden to live." ”

"Lord Chenghuang, this Jiulipo Chenghuang is neither early nor late, but at this time, the little one thinks it's too coincidental, right?" The black mole soap was anxious like a hot pot ant: "I'm afraid, the person who came is not good." ”

"What if he comes? Can you still put on a Hongmen banquet for me? I scoffed: "If you want money, you don't have to kill me, it's a big deal, I don't believe they can still lead the sky to thunder me." ”

"But ......"

Before I finished worrying about the black mole, I heard the Liuzhangyuan City God diligently welcome the Jiulipo City God: "Oh, I knew that you were here today, the old man was already ready, and right now, there is still an uninvited guest here......

, what are you calling an uninvited guest, didn't you call me several times to let me come? What is this called, this is called turning your face and not recognizing people!

"It doesn't matter, I'm also passing by, so I'll come to meet you......"