Chapter 44: World Problems
The next morning, with his hair scattered and his hands on his lower abdomen, Jiang Han, who had died peacefully asleep, was woken up by another confused voice.
She saw Kraken get up from the ground with his couch on his feet, combined with the pillows and quilts on the floor.
Needless to say, the Great Witch must have accidentally slipped off the couch
Not a restful sleeping position.
Jiang Han sneered, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and stretched comfortably to sit up.
When she got up, she was stunned and saw Kraken crawling back on the couch with a serene expression that exuded a temperament that although I hadn't gotten up yet, I had worked hard.
This guy is cuter when he is asleep than when he is awake, but I can't see that the Kraken when he was a child is so cute, he is still a pseudo-three-nothing, or a precocious Lori Jiang Han sat up, stretched his waist, recalled the recipe of the Turing potion below, and sighed.
It's too complicated, and I feel like I won't be able to learn it when I run out of three trial opportunities, so I don't have a chance to save extra materials at all!
However, this additional trial is good for passing 2.
I've reported it to my family, so it doesn't matter if I don't go home for a day.
And I have been to Kraken a few times, and I have a familiar feeling here, especially this room.
Two couches, although two sofas are needed to sleep, but in fact, Jiang Han estimated that with the height of the Kraken and his own height, plus both of them are thinner than girls of the same height, if they are not afraid of embarrassment, one sofa can probably sleep.
Well, if my chest was as flat as the Kraken, I would definitely be able to sleep Jiang Han tilted his head, took out a small comb, and patiently combed the long hair hanging on his chest.
Because of the theoretical principle that steel plates can make women react more sensitively, Kraken patted his chest as soon as he woke up, looking at Jiang Han who was leaning sideways, and Jiang Han's chest was the envy of the witch.
Maybe some people can see love.
Some people can be full of passion.
And the great witch Kraken just clutched her chest blankly, was silent for a moment, and sat up from the sofa. The long tentacle-like hair curled up the thermos cup on the table, unscrewed the lid, and drank the wolfberry tea that had been brewing for a long time and had been bitter into his throat, which was slightly bitter.
Depressed, Miss Kraken Jiang Han is also very sensitive to sight, pursed her lips, put on her nightgown, lay on the sofa with her legs together, combed her hair, thought that she and Kraken should be friends, and asked:
"Aren't you going to work today?"
"I want to rest today." Kraken picked up his nightgown, put it on his body casually, and yawned a little, "It's a pity that it doesn't work, the academy meeting at three o'clock in the afternoon, the high-level meeting of the Herdsman at half past four, the fan meeting of the Herdsman at half past five, the evidence of Verheim Pharmaceutical at seven forty-five o'clock, the meeting with the senior management of Chesterner Pharmaceutical and the reporter, at nine fifty p.m., the meeting of the discussion and revision of the first cooperation policy of the special licensing law of the Northern Territory Pharmaceutical, eleven in the evening"
"Stop! Stop, stop, your life is really difficult, and it makes me realize that the emperor also uses a golden hoe to hoe the ground. ”
While Jiang Han interrupted, his hands crossed his chest, turned his face sideways, and bit his lip habitually.
"It's good to wait for me to retire, to be honest, I'm almost entering retirement age, I've got my pension ten years ahead of schedule, and it's a very generous amount of money to accumulate so far." Kraken said with a smile, her head shaking, her lips pursing a little, and she let out a flirtatious pop.
The witch's retirement system is extremely complicated, because it is difficult to verify the following situations:
Is a witch too old to move, or will she wait until she retires to get a pension and immediately live for another 500 years?
And a beautiful woman who looks very tired, about 30 years old, maybe she was like this 30 years ago, with a lot of pressure during her development, and she was a long-term wife, but she was given a pension after being reviewed because of her appearance, and then immediately went on a blind date!
Or a civil servant witch, who has been working for 100 years, has a one-time retirement amount of more than 1.5 million, and a weekly pension of more than 1,000 yuan.
Coupled with the usual fire consumption and the standard of government agencies around the world to eat empty wages and retire early, pensions will always be a huge problem that entangles the witch regime.
For example, the older R witches who retired in 1612 are more numerous, and the old version of the Great Witch, some of them have eaten pensions for more than 300 years, and they have not burped so far, and they can even make eggs with witches who are 300 years younger than themselves, which makes the audit of pensions even more difficult! Terrible!
In Jiang Han's original world, the pension lasted for 40 years, and the top 50 years was the average of 20 years for most retired workers.
But witches are different!
As long as the witch retires, it is possible that the witch can live for another 500 years, the times are progressing, and the average life expectancy of the witch has increased, for example, the Kraken is a super durable player, and it is an ordinary standby to live for another 1000 years after retirement, which means that the expenditure of the pension, after the country enjoys the convenience and dividends of the witch industry, will become a huge and terrible problem!
What's even more terrifying is that theoretically every witch has an independent, autonomous, and effective means of revenge
In addition, after early retirement, in theory, witches can also return to work independently, as long as they do not ask the government to help arrange work, then they can still enjoy pension treatment, and the most terrifying point is that:
The witch is the gold standard.
That is, the currency fluctuates, but it does not inflate to an exaggerated bottom, and because the witch's gold reserves are sufficient, even if they encounter a gold star about the size of Jupiter with gold as the main component, their currency will not fluctuate by more than 25, which also makes it difficult for the government to play some tricks to reduce pensions.
How to ensure that after 100 years, the pension problem of the 2 billion witches who have retired after the number of witches has doubled is properly solved, this is already a problem all over the world!
"How much is your pension per week?" Jiang Han asked strangely.
Explain it beforehand! She didn't worry about the pension for the country, but she felt that it was really strange to ask Kraken, who seemed to be peerless, probably only two or three years older than herself, to ask about the pension of such a person.
The two of them can almost put on a little yellow hat together, put on a blue dress, put on the little rain boots issued by the school, and go to elementary school together.
Elementary school may be a bit excessive, but junior high school can definitely go to.
In her thoughts, Miss Kraken stretched, thought for a moment, and said indifferently:
"About thirty thousand a week? Nearly forty thousand. ”
Does that mean that in 1994, your annual pension income exceeded one million? The kind that doesn't have to pay taxes? Jiang Han was silent and covered her mouth, now she hugged Kraken without taking off her clothes and shouted that you are responsible for our children, which is already very restrained.
She opened her mouth, a little curious about the Kraken's total income, but she still wisely chose not to ask, so as not to make herself sad!
Kraken stretched and suddenly asked:
"What about you? Aren't you going to work today? ”
"No" Jiang Han is resting today, and plans to ask Chen Ligu if he has any odd jobs.
The Kraken is a bit of a pity:
"Well, I would have called your tavern and named you for another day."
"Well, I'm going to work today!"