Luo Fei sat up suddenly, the quilt on his upper body fell off, revealing his naked body, which frightened Gu Yunfei and hurriedly covered his eyes with his hands and turned to the side.

Luo Fei slowly put on the quilt and said, "I was dreaming that a fairy ripped me naked, put me naked in a super large glass bottle, and stared at me day and night, I was embarrassed to see it. I begged her to let me out of the bottle, but she said she would watch me until I was old, and I was terrified. It turned out that you kept staring at me while I was asleep! I just wrapped a sheet to sleep, have you taken advantage of the danger of others - pull open the quilt to see where I shouldn't? ”

Gu Yunfei covered her eyes with one hand, didn't turn around, threw the bought clothes to Luo Fei with one hand, and said, "Go and get dressed!" lest the quilt always accidentally fall off my body and let me see places I shouldn't see. ”

Luo Fei got up and went to the room to get dressed, but before the person came out, the shouting had already reached Gu Yunfei's ears: "The underwear you bought for me is big enough to cover the elephant's buttocks." The tracksuit is just dirty and doesn't fit, do you think I'm a hippopotamus? Wear clothes that big! ”

When Luo Fei walked out, Gu Yunfei saw it and couldn't stop laughing.

The blue tracksuit was worn on Luo Fei, which was at least three sizes larger. There are three symmetrical white stripes on the trouser legs and sleeves, which set off the whole outfit with extra rustic.

"You're still a policeman, a detective, so you don't have any eyesight, I can't tell how big my clothes are and how big my underwear is?" Luo Fei jumped and sat on the couch and said disdainfully.

"Can you tell how big I'm wearing?" Gu Yunfei pouted.

"You are about 165cm tall, your upper bust is 90cm, your lower bust is 75cm, and the gap between your upper and lower bust is 15cm, which proves that you usually wear a C-cup bra, wear size M clothes, and wear size 36-37 shoes. Do you think I'm right? ”

"Even if you're right, the secrets of my body have been told by you," Gu Yunfei said sourly, "You are really a terrible man, you know women so thoroughly, no wonder you will invite 100 beauties to participate in your birthday, I really don't know what you think, you have to invite so many beauties for your birthday." Can beautiful women be eaten as cakes? ”

"It's not that I'm scary, it's that I'm good at observing, there is a step at the entrance of the wall of your community, you have always lived here, you have to pass through that step every day, have you counted, how many steps are there?"

Gu Yunfei shook his head.

Luo Fei's mouth was like a river: "I wear so tattered, when I pass that step, others cast strange eyes at me, I don't forget to count how many steps there are, there are 32 steps, I don't believe you will count it next time." There is also the matter of beautiful women, don't be jealous, that's because I'm really bored, I invited a group of beauties to my birthday, and then it was reported by the media. Since you know that my life is so boring, so if you encounter any strange cases in the future, don't forget to call me, there are cases for me to solve, so I feel that life is not so boring. Of course I hope that this world is peaceful every day and that no murders happen. But the reality is that as long as there are human beings, there will be murders, and where there are murders, there will be detectives. ”

Gu Yunfei said with palpitations: "I don't dare to call you next time, I didn't expect you to disappear for three days in order to solve the case, and you went to pretend to be a beggar, which is also too hard, so scared that I almost lost my breath." ”