"Oops, it's not easy, I finally got it" A man in a white T-shirt walked into the bathroom, locked the door with his backhand, walked to the flower shirt, glanced at the unconscious human from the corner of his eye, and said complainingly, "If you didn't have to avoid that piece of jade, we would have caught this human being back a long time ago, why wait so long and spend so much effort, I will be uncomfortable to death in the mortal world!" ”

"Shut up," scolded the white T-shirt with her face facing back, "Do you think it's an ordinary piece of jade?" The aura emanating from the jade body is by no means unusual, and none of us knows what kind of consequences will be caused by rushing closer! ”

The white T-shirt recalled the sharp aura wrapped in the jade card, and he didn't face the bar with the flower shirt, pouted and said, "This kid, I don't want to take off the jade card in the bath, this time it's really thanks to his friends, otherwise I don't know what year and month I want to squat?!" He looked at it carefully and wondered, "No matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary mortal, how can there be that kind of talisman weapon?" ”

"Alright, don't chatter, what does it matter to us how he got here, we'll take care of bringing him back to the wilderness, and the mission will be done. Quickly take out the Qiankun bag and load the person, it will alarm others for a while, and the matter will be big, and I can't say that I will go to the squatting bureau again! The flower shirt supported Xiao Xiao's body, and he urged impatiently to the white T-shirt.

Sure enough, as soon as the white T-shirt heard the word bureau, he no longer hesitated, and immediately took out a ball of cloth from his pocket, and after peeling off the inner and outer three layers, a small object similar to a lucky bag was revealed.

Hua Shirt took the small bag and put it on Xiao Xiao's body, and then buckled the opal-like crystal on the ring on his hand, and put it in the depression in the middle of the small bag, and saw that the small bag suddenly began to slowly elongate as if it had life, and the body was still emitting dazzling golden light.

When it grew to about the size of the person below, the flower shirt covered the opal on the bag again, and with a light touch, the bag immediately flashed and took the people under him.

Seeing that the flower shirt successfully put the person into the Qiankun bag, he reached out and buckled the opal on the bag, and the "small bag" lost the opal, and instantly it was like a balloon that ran away, and quickly deflated back to the original small appearance that was only one-fifth the size of the palm.

The flower shirt pressed the opal back onto the ring, and threw the Qiankun bag to the white T-shirt, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's done, you can go back!" ”

As soon as the white T-shirt heard this, he quickly put on a sneer, approached the flower shirt, and said flatteringly, "The king didn't set a clear return date for us, so it's rare for the two of us to come to the mortal realm once, and we haven't had a good time......

Flower Shirt interrupted the words of the white T-shirt, squinted at him and asked, "Didn't you just shout that you were uncomfortable in the human world?" Comfortable again now? ”

The white T-shirt pursed his lips and said unwillingly, "It must be uncomfortable for the spiritual breath of the mortal world to be too thin, but ......"

"Then don't talk nonsense, honestly go and find out the route back!" Hua Shirt didn't wait for the white T-shirt to finish, then interrupted him again, and went straight to the two of them, oh, no two demons, this trip to the mortal world has come to an end.

That's right, these two are the demon clan from the savage realm, ostensibly leading the newborn demon clan from the mortal realm back to the wilderness, but privately they received a secret order.

The secret mission is to capture this mortal with a shirt, and not a single hair is missing to bring him back to the wilderness.

Although I don't know why the king wants to arrest this ordinary human race, the king has taken out all the Qiankun bags and solemnly entrusted them to him, which must be a top priority.

But all the demon clans who come to the human world on business, the whole action must be completed under the supervision of the mortal guardian envoy, and it is very difficult to get rid of the mortal guardian envoy to complete the secret order task in private.

What stealth pills, demon protection pills, and hidden incense were all brought on the body in case they were not sideways, and when they felt that everything was ready, they submitted an application to the guardian messenger to go out of the realm, and showed the king's official order, and then the guardian messenger led him through the critical gate.

Once the critical gate is passed, the demonic power of the two demons will be sealed by the critical gate, if you only look at the appearance, these two demons are no different from the mortals in the place they visit.

It's not right, there are still differences, such as the blue eyes of the flower shirt and the red eyes of the white T-shirt, but these differences have not attracted much attention from the human race, but when they were squatting in the bureau, they were pointed at by the little policemen and kept shouting for them to take off the contact lenses!

Speaking of squatting, we have to start with the two demons coming out of the critical gate to the mortal realm.

Generally speaking, the moment the demon envoy who has received the business trip arrives at the mortal realm after passing through the savage critical gate, there will be a guardian envoy of the mortal realm who will come to pick them up and supervise them.

So the two demons racked their brains along the way, thinking about how to get rid of the mortal guardian envoy to complete the secret mission, which Cheng thought, when they came up with the one hundred and one feasible escape plan to reach the mortal realm, they didn't see the guardian envoy who came to guide them at all.

So the two demons were presumptuous, crazy, robbed the supermarket, ate white food, ruined the loudspeaker of the square dance aunt, and were chased by the uncle and aunt, and couldn't escape and caused a traffic accident, and was finally invited into the bureau by the police uncle!

In the face of the police uncle slapping the table over and over again, roaring at them at the top of his throat, asking them again and again why they robbed the supermarket, why they injured the supermarket staff, why they didn't give money for food, how they escaped from the single room detained by the hotel, and why they smashed the stereo and amplifier in the square, the white T-shirt finally decided to put down the dignity of the demon clan and reason with the human race in this mortal world.

He shrunk back, endured humiliation, looked at the little policeman with teary eyes and asked, "What is a supermarket, what is a staff, what is a stereo, what is an amplifier?" After thinking about it, he shrank back and added, "We gave the money for food!" ”

As soon as the little policeman heard this, he angrily took off the hat on his head, brushed his hair, and held the hat with his backhand and buckled it hard at the head of the white T-shirt, and said while buttoning it, "What is a supermarket?" What is audio? Play stupid for me, okay, I'll accompany you today," after speaking, he threw away his hat, crossed his waist, walked around the table to the white T-shirt, stared at him and said fiercely, "The supermarket, that's where you grab potato chips and don't give money for sandwiches!" The staff, the boy who stopped you from leaving! Stereos, amplifiers, that's what you smashed in the square, got it? After a pause, he walked back, took the physical evidence bag from the table, opened it, poured out a piece of black minerals, slapped it vigorously in front of the white T-shirt, pointed and roared, "This is the money you gave for dinner, come on, tell me, which country's money is this?" Yes? Which country? ”

Hua Shirt stared at the little policeman with wide eyes, as if he finally understood something, and the strength on his body that had been twisting since he came in also wilted, and he lowered his head silently.

But the white T-shirt still didn't understand, and said with tears in his eyes, "Others also took things and left directly, but when we took them, they didn't let them, and someone dragged us, and they just asked us to go to the station to settle the bill, and asked us to put the things back......" After speaking, he also pursed his mouth aggrievedly, and continued, "The black box attacked us first, and as soon as we walked over, the black box attacked us, and our eardrums almost shattered, so we smashed it......" As he spoke, he secretly raised his eyelids and glanced at the little policeman with a blue face, and then at the black mineral on the table, and his voice became quieter and quieter, "That's the money we gave......"

The little policeman crossed his waist and looked at the white T-shirt with a face of grievance, and he was still quibbling with words, and he was almost angry, "Tell me, how did you escape from the single room detained by the hotel!" ”

The white T-shirt raised his eyelids, glanced at the little policeman, turned his head to look at the flower shirt that lowered his head and didn't say a word, and finally chose to shut up!

He couldn't answer this question, the flower shirt made him eat the stealth pill and hide under the big round table, which was detrimental to the majesty of the demon clan, and he definitely couldn't say it.

So at this time, he should learn from the flower shirt, and it is the right thing to do by keeping his mouth shut!

After thinking about it, the white T-shirt also lowered his head, looked at his nose, nose and toes, and didn't care about the little policeman.

The little policeman's dark eyes stared at the two obviously abnormal people, guessing their identities.

If it is just an ordinary mental patient, this principle is inevitably a little too clear, what to ask and what to answer, and there is no confusion in the way of thinking.

But if they weren't mentally ill, this answer would be too strange, and how they escaped from the sealed room of the hotel is also worth speculating.

The little policeman received a call from the hotel, saying that someone in their restaurant had eaten the overlord meal, not only did not pay the bill but also threw them a piece of iron lump, and they were about to leave after wiping their mouths after saying that they didn't need to look for it, and the hotel also had an argument with them when they stopped people, and they could only temporarily detain the two and call the police.

So the little policeman called his colleagues to go over, but when they arrived, the door of the hotel was still locked, but the people in the house were gone.

The clerk repeatedly assured that they had not opened the door, but the small private room was so big, the windows were still equipped with anti-theft nets outside, and there was only a large round table and eight stools in the room, which could be seen at a glance.

Not long after that, when he and his colleagues were patrolling the neighborhood, they saw a group of uncles and aunts chasing after the two young people shouting and scolding, and the two young people in front of them fled in a panic, rushed onto the road in a hurry, and were hit by the oncoming car and rolled out of the road......

The strange thing is that although the two were hit by the car, they had nothing else to do except scratch a little skin, they could jump, jump, make noise, and he and another police officer on patrol had a lot of effort to bring these two people back in uniform.