The first one three cute, the female ghost is here
(Thick line,The first alliance leader of this book finally formed the line.,He's the lonely cold shadow classmate.,In order to celebrate the thick line of the alliance leader.,This father-in-law immediately added two changes.,This is the first change.,The second change will be released immediately later.。 )――
Li Yan Khan said: "I'm talking about letting her sleep in bed for a lifetime, not sleeping with her for a lifetime, how do you have long ears?" You haven't known me for a day or two, and you still don't know my character? I'm a good person! ”
The braided girl snorted: "Fake, all spinning are fake, how can there be a good person among men?" ”
She paused, and then said: "In the past, there was a beautiful girl in our Lichun Courtyard, who was a performer but not a woman, but because she was beautiful and had outstanding skills, she could become an Oiran sooner or later." Later, there was a son-in-law brother who pursued her, and that son-in-law brother was more handsome than you, had more money than you, had higher martial arts than you, and had better literary talent than you...... The most rare thing is that he is upright, upright, and never does those things that are crowing and stealing, and everyone says that he is a good person. ”
Speaking of this, her face was filled with indignation: "I didn't expect that it was such a beautiful son, after gaining the trust of that girl, he tricked her into bed and took her virginity, and then he showed his true colors, abandoned the girl from the beginning, and the girl hanged herself the next day." Hum...... This story tells me that no matter how upright a man is, he is a wolf at heart. ”
Li Yan was speechless: "Hey, don't let a mouse spoil a pot of soup, I'm not the same as that kind of hypocrite." ”
The braided girl snorted and didn't say more, in fact, she knew that Li Yan had a pure character. But it's always deliberately distorted. Of course, it was a joke with Li Yan. But every time she makes a joke, it's a meat joke, and Li Yan can't afford to hurt it.
He had no choice but to put on a correct posture and seriously explain the origin of the little county lord.
I heard that heaven and earth would send it to the palace as a hostage, the braided girl's face changed twice, and he smiled: "Since it is a hostage, how can there be a reason to entertain well?" Let's draw two little turtles on her face first. After speaking, he took out the dagger copied from the Aobai Mansion and slapped it twice on the little county lord's pink face.
Li Yan knew that she was scaring the little county lord, but he didn't say anything to stop it. The next plot is somewhat similar to "The Story of Deer and Ding". The braided girl took a lot of means to rectify the little county lord, which scared her so much that she cried, and then somehow laughed again. The little county lord looks extremely pink, and when he laughs, his little face is like two flowers, and even Li Yan can't help but call it beautiful.
In fact, "The Story of Deer and Ding" can be called "the book of rotten people", from the protagonist Shu Xiaobao, to his wife Fang Yi, A Ke, Su Quan...... Almost half of them are "rotten people", with poor conduct, and they are in the twilight. Only Shuang'er, Xiaojun Lord Mu Jianping, and Zeng Rou have the performance of the three girls that are pleasing to the eye.
Li Yan already had a good impression of the little county lord, but now he sees her smiling cutely. I can't help but have a trace of love and pity in my heart. thought of it: Wei Xiaobao is a woman in this plane, and the little county lord will definitely not be able to marry Wei Xiaobao. I don't know which man I will be with, no matter which man it is, it is his blessing.
At this time, the braided girl reached into her arms, took out a book, and threw it in front of Li Yan, this book is made of silk, and a row of big characters is printed on the cover: "Forty-two Chapters". Li Yan was overjoyed, hurriedly took it in his hand, and asked, "Where did you get this good thing?" ”
The braided girl snorted, "You didn't hear it just now?" The old lady went to Prince Kang's mansion, ate a banquet and listened to the play, and later saw a person named Qi Yuankai sneaking in to steal the book, the old lady remembered that you said that there were treasures hidden in the forty-two chapters of the scriptures, so she followed and took the book with the sheep. What about the treasures? Get it out of the book. ”
Li Yan silently read the plot of "The Legend of Deer and Ding" in his mind, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, there is indeed such a thing. He glanced at the braided girl and pointed to the little lord on the bed.
The braided girl understands that the matter of the treasure should not be heard by a third person, and it is the same when she goes back. Li Yan took the forty-two chapters into his arms and hid them, waiting to return to the Black Wood Cliff and slowly study the things inside. He was about to leave through the teleportation wall, when he suddenly heard a miserable cry from outside the window: "Little Guizi...... Lord Yama told you to go...... Lord Yama said that you killed Grandpa Hai......"
"Little Guizi...... Lord Yama told you to go...... Lord Yama said that you killed Grandpa Hai......"
This voice is very eerie, and when you listen to it, you feel goosebumps all over your body.
The braided girl was originally a scoundrel who was not afraid of heaven and earth, but she was very afraid of ghosts, and when she heard the voice of this ghost, she was suddenly frightened and her whole body became weak, and her voice trembled: "Father-in-law Hai is not ...... Not me...... I...... I'll kill you. ”
The female ghost continued to shout outside the window: "Lord Yama wants to catch you, go up the mountain knife and get off the oil pot!" Little Guizi, you can't escape today. ”
The braided girl was so frightened that she just wanted to find a place to hide, but there was nothing to hide in the house, and she didn't care about the little county lord on the bed, so she opened the quilt and got in, and squeezed together with the little county.
The little county lord was taken aback, how could he huddle under the covers with a eunuch? Hurriedly whispered: "Hey, don't sleep with me......"
The braided girl reached out to hug the little county lord, buried her head in her chest and abdomen, and said tremblingly: "It's okay, the old lady is also a woman." ”
At this time, Li Yan was still standing in the room, he didn't think that there was really a ghost on this shijie, and after thinking about the plot of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", he understood that this ghost was pretended by the Queen Mother, and she wanted to kill Wei Xiaobao.
The braided girl is a friend that Li Yan attaches great importance to, how could she let the fake queen mother kill her? Li Yan immediately wanted to draw his sword, stretched out his hand to fish, only to find that there was no sword on his waist, and weapons were not allowed in the palace.
Li Yan is not very confident in his martial arts, and he doesn't know if it is the opponent of the fake queen mother, and he thought: "Using a meat palm against the fake queen mother, it is inevitable that you will have to break the trick with her 'bone-turning palm', this is a very vicious palm skill, I haven't seen it yet, and I don't know if it's her opponent." If I can beat her, it will be a hundred. But if I'm not her opponent now, it's stupid to fight her openly, and it's better to be cautious when the strength of the enemy is unknown. "Come to think of it. Li Yan did not plan to fight the fake empress dowager head-on. Determined to plot against her. And the most haode plot in this room. On the bed, of course.
Li Yan hurriedly lifted the quilt and got in.
There were already two girls in the bed, and as soon as Li Yan entered, it was crowded, and the little county lord and the braided girl whispered together: "Get out quickly." ”
Li Yan said in a low voice: "Shhh, don't make noise, the female ghost will come into the house in a while, and I will jump out of the bed to plot against her." ”
The two women froze instantly. After a few breaths, the braided girl said in a trembling voice: "That's a ghost, how can you secretly calculate?" Don't fight with her, the old lady allows you to hide under the covers. Speaking of this, she actually stretched out her hand and hugged Li Yan's waist tightly, as if she was afraid that Li Yan would jump out and die. Her little hands were clenched hard, apparently worried that he would die at the hands of the ghost.
Li Yan said: "That's not a ghost, don't be afraid." ”
The braided girl shook her head and said, "It's obviously a ghost, do you mind if there is a woman in the bed?" You don't have to be so serious at this time. Occasionally, you have to learn from bad men, and it's better to get into a woman's bed than to be killed by a ghost. In fact, she also attaches great importance to Li Yan in her heart. I don't want him to be killed by a ghost. But I can't say it because I want to save face, so I have to say it in this style when I am worried.
Li Yan was speechless.
The little county lord has a pure nature, although he feels that it is very inappropriate to have a eunuch in his bed, but he also doesn't want to see someone killed by ghosts, so he said softly: "This sister is reasonable, although the male and female are not clear, but you are the father-in-law of the palace on an errand...... Even if you are squeezed under the cover with a woman, you don't have to be afraid that others will want to be crooked, it doesn't matter, just hide here for a while. ”
Li Yan was even more speechless.
There were three people in the bed, the temperature inevitably rose, and the three of them soon sweated, and the little county lord's nose smelled a strong smell of men's sweat, and he couldn't help but think: Strange, why is the sweat on the eunuch's body so masculine?
At this time, the window opened, and a woman's figure floated into the room, and the braided girl looked out from the quilt: "It's the Queen Mother...... It turned out not to be a ghost. Since she wasn't a ghost, she wasn't so scared, she let go of the arm that was hugging Li Yan, and scolded in a low voice: "The hateful pervert actually uses a ghost to eat the old lady's tofu." ”
Li Yan was so depressed: "Obviously, you took the initiative to hug me, why did you eat your tofu again?" It's not good for you to be so excessive. ”
The braided girl rolled her eyes: "This queen mother is strong in martial arts, and she has wanted to harm me several times, surnamed Li, you can help me solve her, I don't care about you eating my tofu just now." ”
Li Yan said depressedly: "I obviously didn't eat your tofu just now, but you have to say that I ate it, if I don't eat a little, won't I be wronged in vain?" He was also annoyed by the unreasonable troubles of the braided girl, and he didn't care about the discipline or anything at the moment, so he reached out to her and touched it, and the hand was soft, silky and delicate, but he didn't know where he touched it.
The little county lord screamed "hey": "Who is touching my breasts?" ”
Li Yan sweated profusely, hurriedly withdrew his hand, and touched it in a different direction, this time he touched two semicircles, which were full of elasticity.
The little county lord shouted again: "Who is touching my ass?" ”
Li Yan sweated profusely, hurry up and pull his hands, cheating daddy? What's the situation? Why is it a small county lord no matter how you touch it? I've practiced listening to the wind discerner, and I touched it with the voice of a braided girl, so there's no reason to touch the wrong person?
In fact, Li Yan was not wrong at all, he did touch the braided girl. But the braided girl was extremely naughty, her chest was touched by Li Yan, so she immediately reached out and touched the little county lord's chest, which scared the little county lord to make a sound, Li Yan thought that she had touched the wrong person, and quickly withdrew her hand.
Then Li Yan reached out and touched the braided girl's buttocks, and she also reached out and grabbed the little county lord's buttocks, which scared the little county lord again, and Li Yan naturally had to withdraw his hand.
This kind of ability to fish in troubled waters was originally the specialty of a braided girl. She was touched and scratched by Li Yan a few times, and she didn't care very much, thinking secretly: We are all concubines anyway, so why not touch it a few times? Take this opportunity to scare you to death with the little county lord, and see if you dare to threaten the old lady with debt repayment in the future. (To be continued......)
PS: Thank you for the Lone Cold Shadow for rewarding 60,000 starting coins, and was honored as the first leader of this book, and Dongfang Yan rewarded 588 starting coins.