Chapter 4: Visel Coffee
Putting down the ten chapters of the book, Jiang Han picked up the mobile phone, flexibly tapped the address book with his fingers, clicked on Tang Wen's avatar, and selected the latest non-delay stable channel call option.
*The witch's network signal has always been a mystery, and most of the time you need to use the magic network to dial up. It was only in January 1995 that a very stable line was launched. Of course, phone bills are also expensive.
After the phone was dialed, the voice of the witch voice sounded:
Toot, toot, toot......
…… Even after getting used to the witch's various entertaining actions, Jiang Han still felt too happy.
After a few seconds, the phone was finally connected, and Jiang Han finally didn't have to endure empathy and shame:
"This is Tang Wen from the Witch's House, may I ask who you are?"
After the phone is connected, it will be like a sun-stained lady in a swimsuit waving to you on a colorful beach in summer. Enthusiasm and beautiful voices are blended in a rather clever environment to convey a passionate and heart-warming voice.
No wonder Tang Bao's live broadcast career is booming, this enthusiastic and silly feeling, coupled with being good at eating deflated, is indeed very popular among the witches who account for 90% of the evil camp...... Jiang Han carefully wrote down his feelings, brewed them, and shouted with the same enthusiasm:
"This is Jiang Han! Tang Bao, are you at work now? ”
"Hanbao! It's been a while, and lately you've been out at noon! Tang Wen's surprised voice came, and by the way, she complained about the cat lamp witch who got up at noon to eat and drink, and ran to cat island to make up for sleep, and only slipped out of the spirit at night.
Of course, even Miss Tang Wen didn't expect that Jiang Han was a cat lamp witch, not a cat witch.
After all, the only cat-lamp witch in the history of witches (even doubtful) has the identity of the most mysterious great chief, Ovilla.
At present, there are still a large number of great witches who believe that Ovilla should be a pure human witch like the other two great chiefs, but she has been mixed with the cat lamp for a long time, causing everyone to think that she is the cat lamp witch? That's all! And they also came up with a very valuable reference: the great witch Lilis is a pure human witch? But everyone has always thought that she is a dragon puppet witch...... No, Dragon Witch.
"Is it good for your body to go out in the sun at noon? This is the secret of health from the landers. Jiang Han explained with a smile.
"Huh? Does it work on witches too...... I'm not at work right now? Get ready to buy some Netherworld-themed decorations to decorate your room. Tang Wen said.
Netherworld? As a festival for witches, it has always been a big sales day, and it is also a procurement day.
Jiang Han smiled and said:
"I'm going to buy some decorations too? I also want to buy some props for cat lights. You know what? The cat witch wants to please the cat lamp, so maybe she can mix the unique props of the cat lamp! ”
Not surprisingly, Miss Tang Wen said enthusiastically:
"Huh! I also want to buy some cat lamp props, do you want to go together? Do I know a particularly good store? Mutter? It's a bit expensive, but there is a discount for buying in large quantities. See you in Coffee Shop Street? Xue Nan. "TV Mobile/
"Okay, see you at the coffee shop street at the entrance of Xuenan Lake." Jiang Han and Tang Wen made an appointment and set off slowly.
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A hand-milled coffee kiosk on the corner, which is a well-known little shop? Famous for its ultra-spicy coffee ground from coffee beans obtained from Wiesel*.
* The other world of the Dwarven Lord, there are 8 in total? Wiesel is the tallest one and the shortest of the shorties.
Because it's also at the entrance? It has also become a well-known coordinate of Xuenan Lake Coffee Street. Many witches make an appointment here at the nearest location, and by the way, they drink a large cup of Wiesel coffee beans and hand-ground coffee.
It's just a bit expensive.
"Two glasses of Wiesel hand grinding." Jiang Han took out his wallet.
The lady manager of the coffee kiosk is fifteen years old? As a dwarven witch? Has a black-bellied personality that doesn't smile? and a short height relative to a witch. She stood on a large cardboard box, raised her eyebrows, and looked at Jiang Han level:
"No bigger, twenty, bigger, thirty."
Shh It's so expensive!
Jiang Han took out the banknotes distressedly, counted three ten-yuan bills and pushed them over:
"Peppercorn."
The expressionless dwarven witch puffed out her face, stretched out her hand and staggered, her big thick curls bobbing up and down, and she grabbed a small bottle of coffee beans, which was contained in a glass bottle.
Visel's coffee beans were about the size of the little witch's palm.
With a blank face, she took a cup that could hold about five liters of beer, placed her hand holding the coffee beans on top of the cup, and ......
"Drink!"
The muscles of her arms protruded, and a clicking sound came from her hands.
The fist-sized coffee beans were actually pinched into powder and fell into the cup.
…… Dwarf witch, the grip is no less than the giant cat lamp!
The long, curly blond-haired dwarven witch grunted and held a fist-sized dragon pepper in her hand......
After the twice as strong coffee is made, it is pushed to the table. The blonde dwarf witch shook her head:
"Please."
This five-liter Visel coffee has an extremely fragrant taste, which makes people feel refreshed and happy when they smell it, and it lives up to the super high price of 30 yuan.
Meow, meow...... It's really pure hand grinding...... Jiang Han swallowed his saliva, lifted a large Visel coffee, and poured it.
Meow!
It's on fire!
Jiang Han's cat ears suddenly stood upright, his tail also stood upright, and his snow-white face was dyed heavily crimson, and he immediately ...... She spewed flames!
Visel coffee, inside the witch! And the state of burning violently occurred with spit! Low temperature flame, spicy heat! As the dwarves' favorite coffee, this is not an ordinary girl's drink! It's a hot test that can only be drunk by trained girls, and it's the supreme and blessed mining witch drink! Even in the cold mines where the temperature is below zero, take a sip and mix vodka!
Alack! Takeoff!
"Qaboosri also*!" The dwarven witch poured herself a cup of Wiesel coffee, took a sip, and patted the table without changing her face.
* Transliteration, Ukrainian, weak.
Jiang Han wiped his tears and exhaled a long breath, feeling his stomach warm......
"Hanbao!" There was a shout not far away.
Jiang Han turned his head and saw a beautiful figure beckoning to him.
Tang Wen was wearing a good-looking woolen sweater, and she didn't know how short the skirt was, but in short, the upper part of the thighs covered by the woolen sweater, and the short skirt was not exposed. Thick black velvet stockings wrapped around the legs, still gradient black, the more transparent the above, and at the same time wore a pair of plush gloves, smiling and waving hands:
"This way, this way!"
The temperature on the island is generally cool, and witches often don't like to turn on the heating switch.
Even in summer, winter clothes are still very reliable clothes, and they are called 'travel clothes'.
"Phew!" Jiang Han stretched out his little paw that was not wrapped in gloves, pasted Tang Wen's face, and said with a smile, "Hey, it's so warm!" ”
"Your hands are so cold, why don't you wear a winter suit?" Tang Wen honestly rubbed her face for a while before asking with a puzzled expression.
Warm clothing is tight-fitting socks, onesie socks, which are quite popular among witches, and can be said to be dozens of intimate clothing per capita. Especially after the great witches brought a burst of 'ascetic wind' for a while, it was even more popular.
- The Great Witch's standard costume: a gold-rimmed black silk witch robe, covered gray/black/white tights, a black dark flower court dress, and a huge witch hat and boots.
It's a pity that this beautiful, handsome and ascetic uniform is only worn by Li Lisi every day, and most of the great witches love to wear whatever they want.
Jiang Han also likes this kind of comfortable and warm underwear, but lately......
She glanced at her massive tail.
It's not finished yet! The cat lamp workshop will only sew strange objects and props, and will not make clothes, after all, the cat lamps are furry in shape, and they are their clothes.
So it takes a while for the cat lamp craftsmen to understand:
"Make a sturdy hole in the tights."
But she wouldn't say this reason, so Jiang Han smiled and said:
"I forgot...... Ah, yes, Coffee Coffee, I ordered you a Visel coffee......"
She handed over the large, untouched Wiesel coffee.
"Ah, thank you." Tang Wen showed a sweet smile, took the coffee, and took a big sip in Jiang Han's expectant gaze.
"Hula!" Tang Bao directly spits fire! The fire-breathing posture to the sky attracted the attention of some witches.
One of the witches with the orange witch hat pointed to the sign next to her:
"Please be careful when drinking Wisel coffee, drink coffee and breathe fire, light witch clothes, and the detention center will start on the fifth day."
The little witch of the dwarf waited for them coldly, and with a blank face was another big sip of Visser's coffee:
"Qaboosri also*!"