The sun shone in the hall, and the long table was already filled with a hearty breakfast, and in the empty hall, only a matching "couple" was dining.

In order to curry favor with the great nobleman Caroline, the lord Samuel directly gave up his mansion and mansion, and he and his family temporarily put it out to live, and this also facilitated our actions.

"Black tea."

"Uh-huh, well, give."

"Thanks, for the brioche over there."

"Sister, don't thank you, come, open your mouth, ah....... let Caroline feed you."

When I finished my interrogation of Rex, it was breakfast time, and I had just walked downstairs to the hall to see two green ladies feeding each other.

I found a chair to sit down, shook the rattle bell and called the waiter, ordered food, poured wine, and just wanted to enjoy the delicious taste of a busy night, so I raised my glass, but the wine leaked out of my chin....... well, the waiter's expression of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh was very unpleasant.

"Come, sister, come to the lipstick bar."

The intimate feeding over there escalated again, when the girl's red lips leaned over to another red lip with a sip of wine, when the tips of the tongues met, the silver liquid dripped down, turning into a silver filament that was broken and connected, and the magic hand had stretched out under the table, and the plot seemed to be forbidden to the eighteenth.

"Ah......h

Half a minute later, Caroline collapsed on the table with a flushed face, her swan-like white skin was full of strawberries, and there was no broken silver thread between her silver teeth and red lips on the table.

Here, Lilith, the victor, gave me a triumphant look, then picked up a small tomato with her fork and bit half of it herself, stuffing the rest into the mouth of the "captive" who had just arrived, completing a new round of feeding.

“…… Although the purpose of the FFF group is that the same sex is cherished, the opposite sex is just to reproduce offspring, why look at this pair. The rage in my chest had turned into a flame in my hand. In my shadows, countless black-robed men whispered in my ear, 'Burn, burn, burn!' ’”

“ounetbsp; And just as I was about to turn the impulse into action, the pain in my finger bones came back to my attention, and the dead cat lay there as expected. Take back the kitten tooth that was enchanted with Sharp Edge, and enjoy the breakfast I just called!

"Dead cat! What are you doing? ”

“…… Don't be like a little virgin who hasn't tasted meat, it's ugly, you know. Okay, I'll fix it, okay, even if you're an old virgin for more than three hundred years, don't be so obvious, it's really embarrassing. ”

Where does the dead cat understand the anger of our FFF group, just as I glared at her with raging flames, the dead cat turned into a mature golden royal sister. stretched a lazy waist like a cat, and dared to throw a wink at me.

"Do you want my sister to teach you? Although I generally prefer pure girls, Princess Momoko's words should be even more delicious. ”

The waterfall-like gold has been spread on the ground, and the phoenix's eyes are full of the intoxication of spring flowers and autumn moon. The plump figure is undoubtedly shown in the stretch, obviously deliberately showing the style, but elegant like a sage reading an ancient scroll, worthy of being known as the most beautiful race of the golden elf.

At that moment, the charm of that moment was also shaken by the two women on the other side of the table, okay. Both women seem to have deviated from their orientation.

As for me? Heart? Hehe, dead cat! I've said that whoever mentions Princess Peach again will be unlucky! I said that you are not allowed to become taller than me, I covered the "skull of Wu Yan X" and roared angrily - "You are killing yourself!" ”

“…… Wait, you can't do that, even if you don't understand the amorous feelings, you won't ......"

From the contract of the soul already knows what is about to be born. But the rest of the words were out of words, and after a moment of twisting, all that remained in place was a pink mace.

"Well, from today. You are the legendary Pink Bunny-chan, let my enemies endure the shame of being killed by the Pink Bunny. ”

“……”――

In a sense, the Lich Rex is also a typical study of nerds, although it is not as natural as Margaret to make his own soul box into a soul vial and place it in the middle of the room, but it is also a strange flower to carry his life box with him.

“…… The body must be in the same plane as the life box, I have just been in this plane for less than half a month, and I haven't had time to find a safe life box storage place, so I originally planned to find a ...... during this trip."

"Oh, that's why you incarnated as Wu Yanx's skull."

"It's Gul'dan...... Rex's Skull! No, what a skull doesn't masturbate, this is my head! I'm still more creative and hidden. No one would have thought that the life box would be made into a skull, I could find a random cemetery and bury the head in it, and then put the head of the owner of the tomb on, just change the head, and it will be done in ten minutes. ”

"You definitely haven't been to the main plane in a long time, have you? Or, simply not to be a lich in this plane. ”

I looked at him with pity, and if he really did, it would be a tragedy, a comedy, a comedy in the eyes of others.

"Huh? My lord, what do you mean by that? I did become a lich on the cold plane, and the idea was not subtle enough. ”

"It would have been a good idea if you could have put up with the smell of bones a hundred and sixty years ago, but since the success of the legendary novel "Tomb Robbers", the protagonist of the legendary "Tomb Robber" has become a rich country by relying on tomb robbing to become a rich country, and the tomb robbing has attracted countless participants, and even the rules and genres have been specified. And after someone really dug up the ancient artifact, many strong people will join this industry regardless of their cheekiness, and a bad legendary mage who is obsessed with this line of work is even more aware of the detection of underground magic items, and many poor and crazy mages will do part-time ......"

The soul fire of Rex's skull on his waist kept flickering, and he seemed to have guessed what would happen if he really did that.

“…… The Lich's Life Box is a scarce and priceless commodity, and in the brilliance of this magic it is equal to a legendary item or more. Then, in half a month at most, your head will be gouged out, and you will either be put up for sale as an unknown curiosity, or you will be sent to the Templar Church as a cursed item for purification. Well, congratulations, the stupidest and funniest lich of all time has been born. ”

Looking at the silence of Rex's skull, but the shaky soul fire undoubtedly spoke of his fear. And my mood is much better, the depression of being molested is swept away, and sure enough, when I am in a bad mood, I have to make others' mood worse, and looking at other people's bitter melon faces, my mood will improve.

But as much as I was teasing, there was no one around.

Should it be said that there is no heart? Although it happened suddenly, my plan went smoothly, and the Emperor Baier's ministers had been kidnapped by us, and since no human wanted to share a house with the undead at night. The night raid, in which only a few of us participated, was very smooth and hidden, and was not known to outsiders.

The Lich Rex only brought a Death Knight and a high-level Abomination as a guard, and the others were low-level undead who were temporarily evoked, and the Death Knight first suffered a painful defeat that night, and then had a fierce collision with the "Black Woman Ranger" who rushed to the front when he was attacked by the raid.

Outcome? It took Cohen and Arwen half an hour to piece the scattered pieces together. But he still transferred to the "Headless Horseman...... fragments.

Xiaohong's punch even partially changed into a part of the dragon type, and the punch carried the dragon roar, obviously without any merciful intentions, and then the opponent was broken without any suspense, and it was very difficult to even fight.

And in the eyes, this just shows that after being chased for a night, Xiaohong has accumulated a lot of pressure (are you sure it's not because of your black history?). ）。 But to be able to wrestle with the ancient dragon, that unlucky guy is also considered to have died unjustly.

As for that abomination...... Due to the foul smell and appearance of the corpse monster, it was highly disgusted by the duke's daughter, and was left outside the lord's mansion to guard the door, and when it received the master's order, it finally rushed back, and it happened to be disassembled by Xiaohong, who had not yet been able to deal with it. That small bite of dragon breath also took a stable.

And Caroline's human guards are even simpler, according to our standards, a middle-aged knight who is barely a golden rank makes people feel shabby to look at, he and his rookie guards haven't even shown up, waiting for them to go out for morning exercises as usual. It's all over.

But this is not an underground world full of legends, in an ordinary human realm, it is already remarkable for a noble eldest daughter to have a gold-level "master" as a guard, and this is because of this trip.

As for security? The leader of the top mercenary group in the Kingdom of Lags is only at the gold level, not to mention that the knight chief of the gold rank with a few silver is enough to sweep through the relatively safe territory of the Baier Empire, when I learned that these temporary guards and Caroline were just a simple employment relationship, I simply asked Caroline to dismiss them.

It just so happened that the captain of the great knight drank a few more glasses yesterday under the enthusiastic persuasion of the local nobles, and when he saw that the duke's daughter seemed to have grown a little taller today, he thought he was dazzled.

Or yesterday's alcohol content was really high, and when he received a three-month salary all of a sudden, he smiled like a middle-aged man who received a year-end bonus, and he couldn't help but thank him happily.

What we did after that was simpler, although there were some differences from the original plan (such as the surrender and Cheng dù of a certain duke's daughter), well, it must be admitted that thanks to the excellent "persuasion ability" of a certain female vampire, and the efforts of the kidnappers, our plan was more successful than expected.

But even if Caroline is obedient and wonderful, I still can't trust her, how can the eldest daughter of a duke give in so easily, if she reports to the authorities or asks the lord for help, we will be in great trouble.

So we still followed the original plan, Caroline was disguised by Lilith, but she had a handmaiden who looked quite similar, and I was still disguised as the Lich Rex, with the help of the Lich's Skull on my waist, which should be able to do it in a real way, and for more realism, I even summoned my own Guardian Knight and Abomination.

"Abba, Adam wants to eat meat!"

"Give me patience! By the way, the abomination minced meat at the door can be filled first, but don't be seen eating. ”

In a sense, the Beastmaster hunter who "carried a lot of acres of land with him" gave me inspiration, and if his mental world could be loaded with people, my winter frozen soil may not be impossible, but after testing, because the rules of the cold winter are eternal, ordinary materials are easily damaged, and probably no life can survive in the lifeless ice and snow.

But if the creature can't, there should be nothing wrong with the dead.

So, after the real yàn was completely successful, I installed a lot of low-level undead cannon fodder in it, but if such a powerful ability only brings a little cannon fodder, it is a bit wasteful, considering the trouble that may be encountered on this trip, I still plan to grab some high-level combat power that can do things in it.

So, I asked Ciro to borrow Adam, and it turned out that there were more uninvited gifts.

"Your Majesty, this armor is all sewn, or glued, how to wear it."

Like other top-level undead, the Ghoul King Dicas, who is in human form most of the time, has enough power to die, and it is not difficult to disguise an ordinary death knight with the armor of a death knight.

But the problem now is that Xiaohong is too ruthless, and it took a lot of time to put this armor back together, and it is obviously impossible to wear it.

"Go find the blacksmith to make it up yourself, or just don't make do with a paper clip." You don't know how much work Cohen Jr. has put into collecting the pieces, so don't complain. Also, it's you who complains about stuffiness in it and wants to come out and breathe. If you complain again, I'll leave you back, and I'll replace someone else. ”

Hearing this, Dicas, who was known as the mad dog of the battlefield, shuddered, he was not worried about the low temperature of the ice and snow world, let alone what he said because he was bored and wanted to come out to breathe, it was just an excuse.

"Actually, I'm not bored at all, comprehending the rules of that world has benefited me a lot, it's that Goliath is too bored in it, and it's ...... to sing."

Well, I almost shed tears of sympathy, considering that if she really changes, she will sing happily when she comes out, then it will be our turn to be unlucky.

I'm also very speechless, I obviously just asked for Adam at the time, but I ended up catching up with the other two Four Heavenly Kings, and it seems that they are also idle enough (Reinhardt: All the work is pushed to me, can you not be disgusted?). ）

Of course, it is not enough to have only the undead in a team, and soon, we will "chance" meet a group of foreign merchants outside the city, and then after a mistake, there will be new guards and attendants, and the merchants will also get a pass back to their homeland because of the appreciation of the nobles of the capital, with the help of a certain high lord.

The rest is simpler, just go on a cruise according to the plan, and then come to a certain point of divergence, which is the nature of the "Caroline" tour, led by the lich "Rex" to Victoria Harbour to see the sea.

These arrangements will naturally not be invulnerable, but as long as we deal with the moment, it is enough, and by the time a qiē is exposed, we should have long gone away, or, before we finally encounter obstacles that we can't go on, we can go as far as we can.

And when we walked out of the mansion of the lord who had just been robbed, towards the next piece of noble territory, I almost couldn't help laughing when I saw Samuel, who was still angry yesterday, saying goodbye to Lilith with a courteous face, and the knife marks left by chicken bones on his neck.

"Guldanrex, I can't say, there's a more ridiculous way to die in this world than yours."

ps：

What, the new book by the free lich author, League of Legends' Bond Summoning is about to hit the shelves, and readers who like it can check it out.

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