"Can't guess."

"Keep guessing."

"Don't make a fuss."

"You little bastard really have no conscience, you left your sister alone at school, and then you ran away, my sister can't eat and sleep well all day, I'm about to lose a few pounds, I don't care, come to school tomorrow to pick me up, and then invite me to a big meal, I haven't seen you for a long time, I'm going to slaughter you." Lin Meishan said.

"Sister, if you want to say that, I really don't dare to go, you have to slaughter me for hundreds of yuan." Xu Zifeng said with a smile.

"Don't laugh, I'm serious, please be serious." Lin Meishan said seriously.

"I know, funny you're serious."

"Xu Zifeng." Lin Meishan's vicious voice came out of her hand, and Xu Zifeng said helplessly: "Sister, if you want to eat, let's make an appointment another day, I really don't have time tomorrow, I have other things to do." ”

Tomorrow, Xu Zifeng will go to a lawyer to draw up a contract between Zhang Xiaobao and Brickface, of course he doesn't have time to go to school to pick up Lin Meishan for a big dinner.

"I don't care, it's decided, if you don't come tomorrow, we will never know each other, and we will break off our friendship from now on, goodbye." After Lin Meishan angrily dropped this sentence, she hung up the phone directly without waiting for Xu Zifeng to speak.

Xu Zifeng felt funny and angry, sometimes he couldn't figure out what Lin Meishan was thinking in his heart, just like an immature little girl, he would play tricks.

"What does Sister Meishan want you to do at school?" Although Chen Meixi on the side did not hear the full content of the conversation, she could guess one or two.

"I don't know, she didn't say." After Xu Zifeng finished speaking, he added: "She said let me eat her big meal." ”

"That's it?" Chen Meixi was puzzled.

"Hmm." Xu Zifeng nodded.

"Aren't you going to go to a lawyer tomorrow to draw up a contract?" Chen Meixi said.

"No way, I guess the time should be in time, anyway, I'll look at it tomorrow, the most important thing now is..." Xu Zifeng wanted to speak and stopped, and then cast Chen Meixi a meaningful look, he believed that Chen Meixi could understand what he meant.

Outcome.

Long Xue'er preemptively said: "Xu Zifeng, I advise you not to be delusional, Sister Meixi won't sleep with you tonight, you should die." ”

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Xu Zifeng scolded secretly in his heart, he didn't understand why Long Xue'er had to come out to stir up the situation, why he had to pull Chen Meixi to sleep together.

He knew a little bit about Long Xue'er, and he knew that Long Xue'er's personality was very similar to himself.

That is, eat soft and not hard.

He had no choice but to try to influence her with his sincerity, only to see him say sincerely to Long Xue'er: "Chartered wife, this is a major event in my life, you don't want me to be alone in the empty room at night, right?" As the saying goes, I'd rather demolish a temple than a marriage, you will not only affect my relationship with my daughter-in-law, but also hurt me deeply, can you bear it? ”

In the end, Xu Zifeng lowered his tone, and completely reflected the feelings in his heart in a very sad state, even he couldn't help but tear his eyes, he believed that as long as he continued to speak, he could cry himself.

"Giggle..."

It's a pity that Long Xue'er not only didn't sympathize with Xu Zifeng, but covered her mouth with her hands and laughed coquettishly, Xu Zifeng was angry in her heart, but she didn't show it on her face.

After Long Xue'er finished laughing, she said: "Xu Zifeng, the Oscar owes you an actor trophy, it's really a pity that you don't act." ”

"I'm serious." Xu Zifeng said solemnly.

"Okay, okay, you're serious, I know, but I still want to sleep with Sister Meixi, you should be alone in the empty room at night, hahaha." Long Xue'er couldn't help laughing again after speaking, this time laughing even more excessively.

"He's damn it."

Xu Zifeng cursed Long Xue'er countless times in his heart, but helplessly, Long Xue'er still refused to give in, Xu Zifeng had no choice but to look at Chen Meixi.

Chen Meixi shrugged her shoulders and said with an innocent face: "Xue'er wants me to sleep with her, I can't help but agree, right?" ”

"Yes, you can refuse." Xu Zifeng said urgently.

"But I don't want to say no." Chen Meixi said with a smile.

“......”

Talking about this, Xu Zifeng knew that he was basically out of action tonight, so he got up and glared at Long Xue'er viciously, and then said, "You guys continue to watch." ”

Xu Zifeng came to the back of the three of them, at this time, the two of them were fighting a polar brawl, the pig was playing with a fan mother, and the brick face was playing with a robot.

Because the heroes of Polar Smash Bros. are randomly selected by the system, they can only accept it, seeing the two of them rushing in front of their teammates, the skills of the enemy five people are as if they don't want money, and they throw them hard.

One skill, two skills can also be dodged with a moving position, but the skills of five people are continuously thrown over, how to dodge?

So it didn't take long for the two to die honorably.

"Are you two idiots?"

"Won't go back a bit?"

"What's in your head?"

"Did you send it on purpose?"

"If you don't fight, get out of the hook and wipe Nima."

As soon as the two died, their teammates made a fuss, especially the players who played Leopard Girl, and they scolded two or three sentences in a row.

"it."

Sao Pig saw the leopard girl scolding himself and the brick face, and immediately became angry, and when he was about to give a stern counterattack, Xu Zifeng said: "No typing, no scolding." ”

“......”

After hearing this, Sao Pig turned his head and looked at Xu Zifeng with an aggrieved face, and said with a sad face: "Brother Feng, this training requirement is really too perverted, I am with a brick face in front to attract firepower, the enemy has too many skills, and I can't hide from the position at all." ”

Xu Zifeng ignored his complaints, but emphasized: "You must train according to the requirements, you are not allowed to kill, you must attract firepower in front of your teammates, and then require the minimum number of deaths in every game" After a pause, Xu Zifeng continued: "Now I am adding a little bit to ask to go in, during training, no matter what my teammates say, what scolding you, no counterattack, no scolding, and no shielding." ”

"Day!"

After Xu Zifeng finished speaking, Sao Zhu couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Xu Zifeng knocked on his head and scolded: "Do you know what your weakness is?" Your biggest weakness is not that you can't do it, it's not that you can't play it, your biggest weakness is impatience, easy to get angry, if others use this to target you, it is very likely to make your emotions fluctuate, such as irritability, anger, anger, etc., once the player has negative emotions, it will directly affect the personal mentality, and then it will affect the state, on-the-spot performance, etc., I don't want someone to use this to target you in the future, understand? ”

Xu Zifeng asked Sao Pig to go to the Polar Smash Bros. training with a brick face, and also set special requirements, he is not idle and has nothing to do.

Anyone who has played League of Legends should know that in the face of residual blood and human heads, how many people can really keep a clear head?

No!

Except for Zhang Xiaobao, Xu Zifeng has never met such a person, including the Great Demon King, when facing a bloody enemy, he will also choose to fight.

However, how many people give up their own advantages and rhythm to others because of a remnant head? Many, too much.

Xu Zifeng has watched not a thousand game videos, but eight hundred, not to mention ordinary players, even professional players can't resist the temptation of heads.

He made Sao Pig and Brick Face not to kill, just to train them not to be easily carried away by the heads in front of them, and let them dodge skills, purely to practice positioning.

Under the overwhelming skill bombardment of enemy heroes, if they can still dodge half of the skills, such a move is basically very good.

Let them not block their teammates, and they are not allowed to fight back verbally, just to let them train their mentality, of course, this special requirement is mainly for the pig, Xu Zifeng decided to add it temporarily.

He is not worried about the mentality of the brick face at all, because the brick face can be very calm at any time, but the pig is different, the pig likes to be sassy too much, likes waves too much, and likes to spray with others too much.

He doesn't want his opponents to take advantage of this Pig mentality in the future, because he understands that sometimes a player's mentality is more important than skill.

"Well, I know, from now on, I'm definitely not going to spray with my teammates anymore, I'm going to always adjust my mentality to the best." After listening to Xu Zifeng's explanation, Sao Pig knew that Xu Zifeng was for his good, so he no longer hung his son, but put on a serious face.