Volume 1 [141] Cattle are pure
Zhongnan Mountain, although it is not listed among the three mountains and five mountains, is also the number one famous mountain in the land of China. Under the pen of martial arts master Jin Yong, Zhongnan Mountain is full of legends. There are two sects hovering between Niu A and Niu C in this mountain, one is the tomb of the living dead who has been out of Xiaolongnu and Li Mochou, and the other is the Quanzhen Sect that has been out of Wang Chongyang and the old naughty boy.
The above introduction is basically unrelated to the following story.
Zhongnan Mountain in the martial arts Shijie not only has two sects, the Quanzhen Sect and the Tomb of the Living Dead, but also entrenched in countless small monsters. Players with an internal force value of less than 100 points come here, basically looking for death. Especially in the eastern part of Zhongnan Mountain, there are some high-level monsters wandering, including rare elite monsters, as well as legendary boss-level H6 monsters.
From an economic point of view, high risk means high reward. The eastern part of Zhongnan Mountain is very dangerous and attractive, and some teams who think they are awesome and coquettish have started the idea of this place. Killing the monsters in this place will not only give you high internal strength and fame rewards, but also have a chance to burst out of the best equipment.
At this moment, there were bursts of shouting and killing voices from the eastern part of Zhongnan Mountain, occasionally mixed with bursts of laughter.
"NT, pull the blame up"
"Brother Niu, your command is too professional, and the younger brother's admiration for you is like the waves of Dongguan sister
"That's it, Brother Niu's conducting, it's simply an art ......"
"haha, it's necessary, how dare you take this group of little monkeys to H6 without any ability? Attention, I'm going to use the ultimate nirvana of a high-end command, listen to the command: T carry well, milk brush well, DpB play well
ββ¦β¦ Brother Niu"
"This commanding art...... I can't put it into words."
"Brother Niu, please stop pretending to be low-key, a man like you is like the red light district of Dongguan, everyone who understands life can see your dazzling light at a glance. Your ultimate nirvana has already betrayed you......"
There are not many players who can make a series of shameless dialogues when fighting monsters, and there are not many players in the entire game world. Generally hearing such a dialogue, many veteran players know that the pure disciples of the White Sun Gate have come out to show the lower limit again.
There are a total of five people in the monster slashing team in front of them, they are the white day gate β cloth shoes, the day gate β think about it, the day gate β sunny day. What is unexpected is that next to these three obscene and obscene animals, there is actually a delicate soft girl named Bairimen β looking for sisters.
As for the fifth person, it is clearly different from the four White Sun disciples.
This person is dressed in a tattered and washed scholar's shirt as white as snow, holding a white paper fan in his hand, and a white scholar's towel on his head.
But to see his positive side, you will immediately disprove the previous conjecture. I saw that this person had an indescribable solid face, but that solid face was also covered with a beard. In addition to his rugged beard, he also has a pair of rough eyes, which completely obliterates the bookish anger on his back. At first glance, it looks a bit like the cross-eyed supreme treasure in the old movie "Journey to the West".
The ID of this bearded white-clothed scholar is very special, three simple words - Niu Pure
If you just look at this ID, no one may associate him with the White Sun Gate. However, veteran players with a little seniority know that Niu Chunjie is the real speaker of Bairimen, in other words, he is the master of Bairimen of this generation
With such an identity, it is not difficult to imagine that the four white day disciples weishenme were condescending to him.
Speaking of Niu Chunjie, this person is quite legendary, he claims to have a pure heart, and has spent his whole life pursuing the purest things on Shijie, and the people of the rivers and lakes are called "the king of purity". Of course, more people are used to calling him "slut cow", and some people call him "the king of sluts".
Ten years ago, Niu Chunjie also published a book called "My Purity, My Tribulation, My Pure Sister, My Knot". The book tells a haunting and sympathetic aiqing story in the first person, the male protagonist in the book falls in love with the girl called "Pure Sister" in the neighborhood from the day of the dream, this sister-brother love relationship lasted from middle school to college, the love description is very bold, and many of the content is not harmonious, attracting a lot of scolding, but it also attracted a group of loyal fans.
Although many defenders think that Niu Chun's nature is vile, shameless, dirty, lewd, obscene, vulgar, vulgar and vulgar, in the minds of many white disciples, Niu Chunjie will always be an unfathomable man. Some people even say that the purity of cattle is pure and pure, and the earthlings do not understand......
"Brother Niu, didn't you say that the H6 here are all perverted? What kind of bird is this, is it really H6? Why isn't the damage very high? Bai Rimen, who was in charge of pulling the monster, β cloth shoes, wondered, he was well equipped, and there was no pressure to carry the monster, and he felt that the H6 in front of him was not as good as Li Mochou in the copy.
"The joke has a brother, does it dare to hurt high? Does it dare to be awesome? Does it dare to resist violently? Niu Chunjie was a bit of a scholar's hurry, asked a series of sentences, opened the white paper fan, and shook it twice, with a lonely face like snow.
"That's it, Brother Niu is here, who dares to eat his?" The white day gate next to himβ thought about it while outputting it, patting the sycophants at the same time, and doing his best to flatter him, he didn't feel embarrassed at all.
"Brother Niu, what kind of bird is this, what kind of bird is it, how do you pronounce that word?" The player with the [White Sun Gateβ Sunny Day] on his head asked, and when he spoke, he looked pious and humbly asked for advice.
"Good question, based on your question, I can see that your child has potential, has a future, and is better than" Niu Chunjie was scratched to the itch, shook the white paper fan, and said loudly: "This is called the big bird, from the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", the scripture has written: There are birds, one and three bodies, its shape is like a thrush, and its name is ...... bird."
"Wow, Brother Niu, you are too cultured, too profound, too connotative, people used to think that you only had research on modern literature, but I didn't expect that your attainments in classical literature were so high......" The three animals are just sycophants, and the female player called Bairimen β looking for a sister is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
This young woman was already coquettish, and when she spoke, her eyes were like silk, her posture was showy, and her breasts and buttocks were wavy under a pink palace dress, like a little vixen who fascinated the passing scholars in a costume drama, and like a seventh aunt who specializes in coaxing the landlord to be happy.
"Ahhahahaha, looking for sister, you can see this?" In this ups and downs of sycophants, Niu Pure is simply infinitely useful, and he really regards himself as a great writer from the past and the present, just like a heifer handstand: "Sister Xun, for the sake of you being so emotional, my brother is fortunate to be good to you tonight, and I have to fight with you for 800 rounds." Remember, 800 rounds, not even one less"
"Nasty." Bairimenβ Xunmei stomped her feet, sneered, and actually came out with a Taiwanese accent: "Don't do it, Brother Niu, you are so powerful, eight hundred is too much, just five hundred, okay?" β
"Are you insulting my personality? Or are you flouting my abilities? Niu Chunjie is a slut, moody, and turns his face when he says it, giving people a feeling of being with the king like a tiger. I saw him with a straight face, and said coldly: "The things that I Niu Pure decided never change." As the saying goes, the bottom is not enough, the small mouth to make up, if you really feel that you can't feed me, then I can only feed you below"
Bai Rimen's β looking for a sister lost her face, and then glared at Niu Chunjie in ecstasy, as if she had acquiesced to this proposal.
The other three animals exchanged glances and smiled extremely lewdly and cheaply.
In the middle of the woods, there is a huge mountain rock.
Behind the rocks, there were two people lying on their stomachs, and the short and fat black fat man said in the team channel: "Little San, you brought me here just to watch this group of living treasures sell cuteness?" β
Another handsome, tall, tall and straight, but with obscene eyes and a bit of Brother Ke's demeanor, pointed to a dense forest fifty paces away on the left, and smiled mysteriously: "Brother, don't worry, the show has just begun."
In the dense forest he was referring to, there were faint figures swaying, and it seemed that there were several people hidden. Seeing this scene, the black fat man showed a sudden smile. The pattern in front of me is already obvious, it should be the legendary praying mantis catching cicadas, and the yellow finch is behind.
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