Chapter 190: A Macho Man Standing Peeing!
Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?
Concubine Song Meng, who woke up in the morning, looked at Wu Mei and Xia Yu beside her and asked three soul questions.
I still have that feeling of exhaustion, but it seems to be a little stronger than yesterday.
Ao, I remembered, yesterday Xia Yu and Wu Mei came to the house to look for the reason, but found nothing, and then Wu Mei lived with me, saying that she wanted to protect me.
But what's going on with this Xia Yu?
I remember that Xia Yu had already left, and appeared in my room early in the morning, what happened last night?
Wu Mei, who had an incomparably strong desire to tell, told Song Mengfei what happened last night, and Song Mengfei's face changed and changed.
Since it was Aunt Fu who harmed herself.
Aunt Fu is actually a bat demon.
I should have thought that Aunt Fu's room has curtains all year round, and she also likes to eat blood food, which is different from normal people's living habits.
"Thank you two for saving me, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable. Concubine Song Meng thanked her sincerely and said to the two.
"We're all classmates, you're too polite, and this matter is probably not over yet. ”
Xia Yu said that he guessed that Aunt Fu still had the same party, and Song Mengfei's mood became heavy again.
At the same time, in a remote cave more than ten kilometers away from Song Mengfei and others, there were two figures discussing.
One of the two people is relatively short, only one meter three or four, with sharp-beaked monkey gills and small eyes full of agility.
There is also a height of more than two meters, very thin, with a colorful tail.
"Calculate the time, the bat demon is about to come back, I really envy her, I chose such a beautiful girl, and she is still a natural master of the wood element. ”
The little man with the monkey's cheeks spoke, drooling and his eyes full of envy.
"Yes, the stinky bat is indeed very lucky, but we are also lucky, and when the stinky bat comes back, we can circle and fork with her and enjoy the taste of human beauty. ”
The tall man wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
"Stinky leopard, I'll do this kind of good thing first, I'm older than you. The little man scrambled to speak.
"How is it possible, our demon has always been respected by strength, I am strong, naturally I came first......"
"How come I don't know you're strong? What kind of eyes are you, what are you looking at?"
"I'll just look at you, what's the matter?"
"You'll try again?"
"Try it......"
Soon, in the cave, the two monsters fought, crackling and sparse......
......
Xia Yu went to school with Song Mengfei and Wu Mei, which is a very simple thing, but it is not normal to fall into the eyes of some people.
Xia Yu came with Song Mengfei and Wu Mei, what kind of road is this?
With the understanding of the classmates, it is understandable that Xia Yu and Song Mengfei came to school together, after all, the two are talented and beautiful, and they are a pair of beauties made in heaven.
At most, some people say that the Chinese cabbage makes the pig arch 1
It is normal for Xia Yu and Wu Mei to come together, the two men are unmarried and the women are unmarried, hugging each other and rolling the sheets is what adults should do, and the classmates at most labeled Xia Yu as a scumbag.
But what about now...... One man, two women, three people came together, what kind of road is this?
Many classmates seemed to have drunk two catties of Shanxi old vinegar, looking at Xia Yu's sour eyes, and some people silently shouted in their hearts - let go of those two girls and let me come!
Xia Yu doesn't care about these at all, there are many people in this world who don't like me, how old are you?
When I arrived in the classroom, I finally met an acquaintance - Li Zhuang!
"Xia Yu, you're finally here, I'll have good news for you. ”
Li Zhuang didn't realize that Concubine Song Mengfei and Wu Mei beside Xia Yu pulled him to the corner of the classroom.
"Good news for me, are you in love?" Xia Yu squinted at Li Zhuang and asked.
"How do you know? Actually...... It's not a love affair either. Li Zhuang was actually a little shy at this moment.
"Understand, where can things between men and women go so fast, you can't call boyfriend and girlfriend without rolling the sheets a few times. Xia Yu patted Li Zhuang on the shoulder.
"Don't say it so rudely...... I'm serious with you. ”
Li Zhuang looked at Concubine Song Meng and Wu Mei not far away, and said to Xia Yu cautiously.
"Serious business, what serious business?" Xia Yu was so curious, this guy can also have serious things.
"What, do you know who my current girlfriend is?"
"How do I know this, your aesthetic eye has always been ...... It's unique, but whose girl is so brainless that she can actually take a fancy to you?"
"You kid said that, Chi Guoguo's jealousy of me...... Forget it, I won't go around in circles with you, my girlfriend is my bird!" Li Zhuang said proudly, "I'm afraid you didn't expect it, right?"
"Your bird is your girlfriend? This is impossible, if the fifth girl is still possible, how can it be a bird?
Oops, I see, you're talking about the eagle!"
Xia Yu remembered, Li Zhuang has a high-level demon beast as his contract demon beast, listening to this statement, this demon beast has been transformed?
The lowest realm of demon beast transformation is the fourth grade, but in fact, the vast majority of the four grades cannot transform into shape, because this thing needs matching exercises.
is like Aunt Fu before, it must also be incomplete, and there must have been two flesh wings behind her at that time.
"Yes, my bird has been transformed, envy, right?" Li Zhuang said proudly.
Xia Yu imagined that Li Zhuang, the idiot, was holding a bird and felt funny, if it was the climax, the bird couldn't control its human form and turned into a bird again, I ...... It's so exciting.
"Can you do me a favor...... As you can guess, once it comes to the critical moment, she can't control her size, I know you have a lot of ways, you help me find a way, otherwise I won't be able to have fun!"
Li Zhuang looked at Xia Yu as if he had grasped the last straw.
Damn, that's really the case.
"Good brother, help, this is my brother's happiness......"
"Maybe I'm disappointing you, I really haven't studied this aspect, so let's help you pay attention, but don't get your hopes up, ahem, I'm not a professional in this kind of thing......"
The class bell rang, and the dear teacher Wang started the class with the textbook, but Xia Yu was not in much of a mood to listen to the content of the class, and he was now pondering a question - whether it was Aunt Fu yesterday or the bird of Li Zhuang's family, this demon beast was too easy to transform, right?
Xia Yu has been to Taiyue Mountain, which is known as a paradise for demon beasts, but he hasn't seen a few demon beasts that have transformed into shapes.
Is it because of the change in spiritual power?
Or is it something else?
"I've finally found you, when has this been, and you're still doing such boring things as studying......"
The door to the classroom was pushed open, and someone came to say something that could be called a great rebellion.
Teacher Wang is angry and wants to hit someone, what's the matter? Actually said that learning is a boring thing, which parent are you?
But...... After seeing the person who came, Mr. Wang, who has always been hot, was also intimidated.
It was none other than Hu Jun, the person in charge of the relevant departments of Jishui City.
In this special period of spiritual recovery, it can be said that Hu Jun is the actual controller of this city.
"Hurry up, I have something important to discuss with you, hurry up. Hu Jun walked over and pulled Xia Yu to leave.
All the students looked at this scene in amazement, their eyes full of envy.
Teacher Wang was dumbfounded, and wanted to open his mouth to stop him several times, but he didn't have the courage at all.
"Wait a minute, we're going to leave like this?" Xia Yu looked at Hu Jun.
You are a big man, Mr. Wang doesn't dare to mess with you, but I'm a student, you have to help me ask for leave?
After finishing speaking, Xia Yu glanced at Hu Jun frequently, and also nodded in the direction of Teacher Wang.
"Oops, my brain. Hu Jun patted his head.
Whew, finally remembered, Xia Yu breathed a sigh of relief.
"Concubine Song Meng, Wu Mei, and Li Zhuang, the three of you will also go with me. Hu Jun pointed.
Xia Yu: ......
Ms. Wang: ......
Song Mengfei et al.: ......
Half a day later, several people came to the large conference room of the relevant department.
Soon Li Bai, Du Fu, and Nie Shoujian also came here.
"I'm looking for a few of you to come here, mainly to discuss one thing, a strange thing has happened to us here. Hu Jun carefully chose the words and didn't know what to say.
"Strange things?" Xia Yu's eyes lit up, and there were more and more strange things he had encountered recently.
"Let's watch a video first. Hu Jun thought for a moment and opened the video player in front of him.
The main character in the video is a burly man with a screw-tucked beard and a large knife behind his back.
This is a video on duty, the man walks forward with a big sword, and there are no accidents in the process of duty, but it does give people an abrupt and uncomfortable feeling.
It always felt like something was wrong.
The last shot shows the man looking back in the direction of the camera, covering his mouth with his hand, and there is a hint of panic in his eyes that cannot be concealed.
"This ...... There's nothing wrong, right?" Li Zhuang scratched his head and said.
He watched the full video throughout, but didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.
"Is there something wrong with my eyes?"
"Your eyes are fine, your brain is fine. Xia Yu unceremoniously hit Li Zhuang.
"Cut, I don't believe you see anything out of the ordinary. Li Zhuangcai didn't believe in his own brain problem.
I have a big head, I have a lot of brains, how can I have a problem with my brain?
Xia Yu This is jealousy, Chiguoguo's jealousy, jealousy that I have birds.
"Tell me about it. Hu Jun pushed Xia Yu.
"Good...... I'll tell you the following, first of all, look at the way he walks......
This kind of macho man, shouldn't he walk like a dragon and a tiger walking Jin Ge Iron Horse, look at his walking posture, isn't it a little twisted and pinched?
I don't feel strange if it's a twenty-eight girl walking like this, but a macho man is in such a posture, don't you think you want to vomit?" Xia Yu said seriously.
A few people nodded, yes, if you don't say it, everyone feels a little weird.
But analyze it, this walking posture is indeed a little too ecstatic, where is this the state that a macho man should have.
"What else?" asked Li Zhuang unrelentingly.
"And it's even more obvious, you look at the end, yes, it's the action of looking back and smiling, isn't it a bit of a hundred Meisheng?" Xia Yu said at the end of the video.
Song Mengfei and Wu Mei recalled the video just now.
Yes, the momentary panic can't hide the shyness, especially the moment when you cover your mouth with your hand, it really makes people's hearts sway.
"Yes, this person is even more charming than Wu Mei!" Li Zhuang couldn't help but sigh.
When he found that Wu Mei was looking at him with murderous eyes, Li Zhuang hurriedly beat a spirit.
"I'm not saying you're not charming enough, it's mainly that this person is too charming.
Bah, this is a man, how can a man have such charm? I was still moved just now, is there any reason for heaven?"
"Don't say it's you, I also had a momentary heartbeat. Du Fu patted Li Zhuang on the shoulder.
"When did this happen?" Xia Yu asked.
"It's only half a month, this person is our team member, his name is Hu Zun, he was originally a fierce man who peed in the wind, but in the past half a month, his performance has been a little wrong.
Not only has his speech become more feminine, but his walking has become more squirming, and he even likes to squat when he pees, cough cough, and the last one is what we secretly discovered through surveillance. Li Bai explained.
"Did you install surveillance in the bathroom?"
Xia Yu's eyes widened, this relevant department is too inauthentic, right?
"It's not what you think, Hu Zun was on duty outdoors in the middle of the night once, maybe he couldn't hold it back, so he found a tree and solved it, but he was actually squatting...... I didn't feel anything at the time, but now that I analyze it comprehensively, it's terrifying!" Li Bai explained.
"Could it be that this Hu Zun is possessed by a woman?" Li Zhuang gave a reasonable explanation.
Hu Jun didn't answer, but looked at Xia Yu with inquiring eyes.
Xia Yu exchanged glances with Wu Mei and Song Mengfei, and the two girls nodded without a trace.
"I think I know the answer, your comrades-in-arms are probably less lucky. Xia Yu said with some solemnity.
"Looks like you know something, let's talk about it, we have some speculation, I think we can talk about it. Hu Jun nodded.
So Xia Yu explained in detail what happened to Song Mengfei last night, focusing on the characteristics of Batman's life, as well as the fact that she still has the same party.
Concubine Song Meng's face was a little solemn, if it weren't for Xia Yu and Wu Mei staying at her house yesterday, wouldn't she have to stand up to pee in the future, it's so scary!
No, it's not a problem of standing up to pee...... It's that he is going to be cool, and in the future, this batman will live in his own image, and maybe he can deceive Xia Yu's feelings.
"I knew that this kind of thing was not an exception, but I didn't expect that even Miss Song was almost catastrophic. Hu Jun said with some fear.
Li Bai, Du Fu and the others also comforted Song Mengfei, they knew that Song Mengfei was a rare elemental awakener, and her own talent was also excellent, and she would definitely be a genius in the Qingzhou region in time.
But such a genius was almost replaced!