The officer saw the phone, smiled grimly, and asked, "What is this?"

"It's a telephone, it's for communication. Xiao Yu explained.

The officer looked at the mobile phone for a long time, and didn't know why, so he said: "This monk is not honest, call me..."

As soon as he heard the fight, Xiao Yu panicked, it seems that it is not okay to tell the truth, how do they know what a mobile phone is, isn't this playing the piano to the cow?

Xiao Yu rolled his eyes and said, "This thing is called 'Soul Dementor'. ”

The officer fiddled for a long time and asked, "What is a 'dementor'?"

Xiao Yu smiled slightly, folded his hands and said: "Amitabha, the so-called soul dementor is a box that hooks the image soul of a person inside. ”

The officer was a little scared, and put his phone on the table, a little frightened.

Looking around, the officer coughed, stabilized his demeanor and said, "You open it for General Ben." ”

As soon as Xiao Yu heard that there was a door, he stepped forward and took the mobile phone in his hand, entered the password, and transferred the photo to show the officer.

When the officer saw the vivid scenes of the characters inside, he was frozen in place, and his mouth opened and closed in surprise. immediately believed Xiao Yu, and suddenly changed his smiling face.

"It seems that the master is really a master, you can sit here for a while, and then you can leave after the emperor returns to the palace. The officer said. In fact, I thought that this monk should leave here quickly, in case his soul was taken away.

It is recorded in the history books that Song Huizong loved to bow, and Gao Yu was born because of this.

Xiao Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Keju, can the little monk take a look? Since he was a child, the poor monk also kicked a few times indiscriminately." ”

As soon as the officer heard that Xiao Yu wanted to enter the field to see the emperor play, he was a little embarrassed.

"This commander is ordered to protect the emperor's safety here, how can outsiders be allowed to enter?"

Xiao Yu wanted to play with the people of this era, and folded his hands and said: "Don't be afraid, General, the little monk can record the emperor's juju picture, and the emperor will definitely be happy.

"What record, the emperor won't be in danger, right?" said the officer, still with a cautious look.

Xiao Yu saw that the officer had already taken the trap and said, "The monks don't lie, so the little monk might as well try?"

With that, he turned on his phone, took a picture of himself, and showed the photo to the officer.

When the officer saw this, he couldn't help but be surprised, this is a good thing. The emperor has always liked to draw or something, and this dementor suddenly showed the scene at that time, and he didn't give himself an official rank or not?

The officer snatched the mobile phone in Xiao Yu's hand, and said, "This 'soul dementor' will be seized for the time being, and it will be decided separately after the review is clear." ”

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion outside, and it seemed that the ball game was over.

The officer hurriedly went out, perhaps to see the emperor to offer treasures, but Xiao Yu was watched by several soldiers and did not let him go out.

Sure enough, after a while, the officer came back, pulled Xiao Yu and walked out. Xiao Yu didn't know what was going on, so he was dragged across the corridor lined with royal forest troops.

When he came to a person, the officer pulled Xiao Yu and motioned him to kneel. Xiao Yu thought that the person in front of him might be the emperor Song Huizong who was about to be captured by the Jin people.

After the visit, Song Huizong said: "Master Pingsheng, get up and speak." ”

Xiao Yu got up and saw that the emperor in front of him was dressed in a simple short-sleeved suit, with three locks of beard, and his face was pale, not the majesty and domineering of the emperor, but a bit of a scholar.

"Amitabha, dare to ask today?" Xiao Yu asked with his hands folded in a pretended gesture.

Song Huizong nodded slightly and said, "How do you use this 'camera' master?"

Xiao Yu heard him say that the mobile phone became a 'camera', probably because the officer was afraid that the emperor would blame him, so he said that the 'soul dementor' was a 'camera', but he also admired the officer's cleverness.

Xiao Yu stepped forward and took the mobile phone, fiddled with it, pulled up the mobile phone to take a photo, and casually thought about the surrounding army and took a picture for Song Huizong to watch.

When Song Huizong saw it, he was also surprised, and even praised the baby. I really wanted it in my heart, but I was afraid that I would be suspected of robbing people's property, and I couldn't hold it on my face, so I was close to Xiao Yutao, and said: "The master is practicing in that temple, I can seal your temple as the Protector Zen Temple, can I?"

One can enjoy the royal incense, which is a symbol of glory and blessing.

Xiao Yuzheng looked confused, he originally wanted to make up a temple, but he didn't dare to be presumptuous when he heard this, if he really didn't see it, it would be a crime of deception.

Xiao Yu hurriedly stepped forward and explained: "Amitabha, the little monk is a monk from outside the Western Regions, and it is not under the jurisdiction of the Great Song Dynasty. ”

Xiao Yu understands history, at this time, the territory of Greater China, the Song Dynasty only occupied the central coastal area, and had little control over the Western Regions, Tubo and other countries.

When Song Huizong heard that it was not within the control of his country, he had no choice, but he was still thinking about Xiao Yu's mobile phone in his heart, and he thought of a way to keep it for himself.

"What method did the master learn, and can you teach the Dharma in the Great Song Dynasty?"

Xiao Yu saw the opportunity, folded his hands and said: "The method that the little monk learns is the Great Tantric School, and it is a method that specializes in cultivating the past and the future. ”

Hearing Xiao Yu say this, Song Huizong became interested and asked, "Can the master know the past and the future?"

"The little monk knows a little bit about it. Xiao Yu's thief eyes glanced at the face of the emperor in front of him.

Song Huizong immediately ordered to return to the palace, and of course also ordered someone to take Xiao Yu into the palace.

Xiao Yu secretly wrote down the direction coordinates from the car window, and after walking for two or three miles, he entered the south gate of Bianliang, Tokyo. The mighty procession entered the city, Xiao Yu looked at the scenery outside the window, and saw the shops and wine shops on both sides of the street next to each other. I feel that the prosperity here is many times higher than that of the Qing Dynasty.

The economic system of the Song Dynasty was very perfect, and the scholars, farmers, industry, and merchants played a great role in promoting the economy of the Song Dynasty. Measured by the current 'chicken fart' economic indicators, it ranks first in the world.

The carriage walked for nearly half an hour before entering the palace, which shows how big the current Kaifeng City was at that time.

Xiao Yu was housed in a temple not far from the palace, which was the exclusive temple of the royal family. The temple supervisor saw that Xiao Yu was sent by the royal guards, of course, the accommodation was of high standard, and the three large houses in the west wing were given to Xiao Yu to live in.

became a monk in a blink of an eye, and Xiao Yu felt funny for a while.

As soon as the door opened, a little novice came in with his hands folded and said, "Master, please take a bath and change your clothes, Master has already commanded." ”

followed the little novice to the side room, a large wooden barrel was already steaming, and Xiao Yu was relieved to see it. After a day of dust, you need to wash up and get a good night's sleep.

In the early morning, the long-lost rooster crow sounded outside, and Xiao Yu woke up and stretched his waist and put on the monk's robe sent from the temple. After a while, I saw the little novice come in with a lunch box.

A bowl of porridge, a few steamed buns, and three plates of side dishes, Xiao Yu was full.

I had nothing to do and walked around the temple. I feel that every temple in the Song Dynasty is so exquisite and full of cultural atmosphere.

I didn't see the emperor summoning him for two days, and Xiao Yu had nothing to do and walked around Tokyo Bianliang under the guidance of Xiao Shami. The market is crowded with people and commerce, and merchants from the north and south are stationed in the car shops on the side of the street with horse-drawn carriages.

Of course, Xiao Yu knew his mission, and walked to more than a dozen antique porcelain shops to find Jun porcelain objects, but every time he entered the store, there were some half-pottery and half-porcelain kilns, and the most high-end was some white porcelain and Cizhou kiln utensils fired in the folk Longquan kiln.

When I asked the shopkeeper whether there was any Jun kiln porcelain, the shopkeeper almost shook his head, saying that it was a special object in the palace, and the people could hardly buy it at all.

At that time, the good things fired in the official kiln were sent to the imperial palace, and the emperor could not use them to give them to meritorious ministers. Therefore, there are very few utensils that have fallen to the people, and it is difficult for the rich to find anything.

After asking a lot of seemingly high-end porcelain shops, Xiao Yu couldn't help but be extremely frustrated, it seems that there is no hope for this crossing to engage in Jun porcelain, and after going back, Boss Guo's gang really confirmed that they are talking big and blowing big people.

Thinking that if he went back empty-handed, Chen Zhen and Zhang He's expectant faces turned into disappointment, Xiao Yu felt a burst of guilt in his heart, alas, it was really a burden.

It seems that there is no way to realize the wish of the big restaurant, as soon as I think of the big restaurant, I think of Zhang He, and I suddenly feel that I owe Zhang He endless debts.

In a bored mood, he walked around the downtown of Tokyo, and saw that the business here was developed, the crowds were crowded, and it seemed that people's lives were extremely nourishing, could this be the place where the market was written in the Water Margin novel? On the street, Xiao Yu asked several shopkeepers about the situation of Song Jiang and other characters in the Water Margin, and they all shook their heads and said they didn't know.

And judging from the living conditions of the people here, it is not like the people living in the novel who live in dire straits.

It seems that there are too many fictional components in this novel, but for the ups and downs of the story in the book, it is understandable to make some bizarre and eccentric storylines.

Since he couldn't get porcelain, he thought about finding a chance to travel back, so as not to stay too long and worry Zhang and them.

On this day, as soon as Xiao Yu got up, the temple supervisor came in and told him that the emperor was going to summon him.

After breakfast, Xiao Yu was led into the palace by a eunuch. Within a few minutes of getting into the carriage, it was there, and the carriage went straight into the palace. The eunuch led Xiao Yu to the side hall, and when he went in after the report, he saw a person writing at the table.

That person was Song Huizong, the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, and when he saw Xiao Yu, he motioned for him to come in.

Xiao Yu hurriedly stepped forward and forgot to bow down, Song Huizong didn't care, and continued to write.

Xiao Yu stood aside and quietly watched Song Huizong write lightly. I saw that he was staring intently, and the brush in his hand was free and easy, and one stroke after another jumped on the paper.

Seeing an emperor is like a calligrapher, quite fairy, freehand, feathered cranes. Xiao Yu was shocked in his heart, a supreme emperor who can hand over national affairs to his courtiers and indulge in mountain calligraphy and painting, think about it, there are only a few dynasties in the entire history.

Song Huizong finished writing a painting and put pen to paper, and when he saw Xiao Yu looking at his scholar blankly, he smiled slightly and said, "The master also likes calligraphy?"

Xiao Yu came back to his senses and said busily: "I especially like the calligraphy of today, and with the changes of the times, it will be praised as 'thin gold' calligraphy by future generations." ”

Song Huizong was taken aback and said, "A few days ago, the master said that he could know the past and the future, what he said should be true, right?

Xiao Yu immediately reviewed the records in the Zizhi Tongjian from the founding period of the Song Dynasty, and said: "My Great Song Dynasty has gone through more than 150 years from the founding of the country in 960 AD to the present, and the national fortune will be extended for more than 150 years, Your Majesty is not worried." ”

When Huizong heard this, his face pulled down, and he reprimanded: "The great Song Dynasty of the widow lasts for eternity, how dare you say that it is only more than 300 years? ”