Chapter 124: Cruelty to France

On the second day after getting the headphones, early in the morning, Jiang Han had to wake up against the witch's natural laws, yawned, changed into the most beautiful clothes, and took the griffin car to the Night's Watchman's Palace parked between the witch's market and Vientiane Sky Island, and under the leadership of a nightmare witch, he met Angelette who was writing the beginning of a poem in the King's Landing collection.

The final witch wore a red plush cardigan and a black sailor suit, and dressed like a school girl and wrote poetry.

When she saw Jiang Han, her barely bright eyes swept the fox ears on Jiang Han's head, and said without emotional fluctuations:

"It's cute."

"Thank you." Jiang Han replied with a smile, and then pointed at himself with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Then you will say, 'I mean you', right?" ”

Angelet's eyes widened a little, and she held her breath, almost instantly discerning the look of surprise in this guy.

"Got it." She lowered her head and said in a voice that did not fluctuate, "I actually learned it so quickly, and I deserve to be a witch with qualifications and talents." ”

Jiang Han stroked his long and soft hair behind his fingertips and said:

"Because in my private communication channel, your messages are often such unclear and terrible statements."

"That's right, I'm sorry." Angelette said in a non-hesitating voice.

Under this tone, it always makes people doubt the sincerity of this woman's apology...... Jiang Han couldn't help but feel a little headache, among the witches she knew, the one who talked more was Miss Tang Wen, that is, the only designated rookie in the wings club. At the level of the big witch, it is actually Miss Xu Wenji who talks more. If it's a notch higher......

That is, if you surpass the big witch and reach the level of Ji Haijun, Capton Chaina, Lin Zhaojun, and Kraken, there are quite a lot of words......

In order to take care of the image problem, these people have opened small accounts one by one to follow each other on social networks, and almost tweet with an efficiency of 80 tweets a day per person, which is not counting the number of chats and running to other people's accounts......

Mean, that's, that's a staggering amount, isn't it? I feel that even in the future generations, in the parallel world, there is no such frequent tweeting speed on Twitter or other social media, right?

Among them, the accounts of the two most interesting people are probably Angelite and Du Lingxuan, right?

Du Lingxuan is angry with others every day, and also sends a voice, what 'Ah Lin is worthy of being the world's number one witch' or 'Miss Li Lisi is also worthy of being one of the world's 10 great witches', this kind of message. Jiang Han laughed almost every time he watched it, and since Du Lingxuan's date was full, even if he was angry, he had to line up to beat the lively Du Gonggong.

Angelet is studying the earthy love stories every day, the earthy weird stories, and the theory of posting all kinds of pink photos, pink games, pink spells, and some, inexplicably make you feel the content of this woman, for example, a witch model lady called 'Michelle' who is very popular among witches at this level, when everyone likes it very much, she will silently post a comment like this:

'I want to wring her neck from behind'.

And just like that, Angelet's trumpet has often entered, and in the past few days, Jiang Han has tried to click on her homepage, and almost never once will appear in the place under the user's profile picture, a line of red letters will appear.

However, on the surface, this woman is beautiful, dignified, elegant, reliable, gentle, rich, very rich, and unusually rich...... Jiang Han's gaze swept over Angelit, who was meditating hard and specializing in speaking earthy love words, and said with a little misunderstanding:

"Wait a minute, I still have a poem to write, and if I don't finish it, it will feel like I didn't go swimming in the summer and didn't get new panties in the New Year. Rest assured, my friends are very tolerant of me, even if I am late for 1 day, 2 days, or even 1 week, they will be tolerant. ”

You're amusing me...... Jiang Han nodded expressionlessly, feeling that he would not be able to go out for a while, so he put his eyes on the magazine on the coffee table in the reception hall, and asked politely:

"Can I see it?"

"Feel free to enjoy it, even if it's a pink poem." Angelette's voice was still undulating, and she said things that made her blush and heartbeat if she didn't pay attention.

Jiang Han is already quite used to it, and after being harassed by Angelett's private chat for many days, he has even been able to make some counterattacks.

Humans will always take a step further than they don't want to, and when they want to stop, they find that the doors have been welded shut, the accelerator pedal is fixed at the bottom, and the brakes and steering wheel have been pulled out - yes, it's the Witch Racing Formula F213!

She picked up the magazine and glanced at the headline:

Although it was a little surprising that Angelet would have such a serious magazine, on the other hand, I felt that it was quite a normal thing. She turned the page, and the whole text was English with a lot of professional vocabulary, but for witches, Latin and English are simply the first and second mother tongues, and Chinese may be the third mother tongue, although this is not very friendly to many languages, but in fact, the spells in these three languages account for about 99% of the world's spell types.

Angelet, who was thinking about poetry, said:

"Because my friend is Josephine. Durant, so I want you to know her as well, in order to avoid some of the misinformation you recognize. ”

It's a humiliation, right? Jiang Han smiled and replied:

"Well, then I'll take a closer look."

The current number of great witches in the world is distributed as follows:

England, 3rd.

Demolition of Nice, 2nd.

France, 2nd.

United States of America, 1.

Germany, 1st.

Ermaozi, 1 place.

Of course, this has gradually evolved in the past 100 years, originally there was only 1 place in Nice, while Germany had 3 places, and it was a strong witch country that shared the sea and the land with England. However, at the Anglo-German Friendship Association, there was a sentence that said, 'How do you divide the sky?' Sure enough, there are little people in history who can make such amazing performances, no matter which world they are.

Although various conspiracy theories were carried out about this little person afterwards, unfortunately, this kind of thing was indeed accidental.

After Jiang Han finished reading the introduction, he turned the next page without hesitation.

On the first page of the data magazine, the historical results are listed, from the lowest to the highest, that is, the top is the most dish. And Jiang Han saw it unexpectedly, the most dish was really Li Lisi, the Great Witch had a record of 3:61 in the civil war, and a net loss of 58 games. What is shocking is that the Kraken, who actually won the stable TOP3 in the Great Witch, makes people wonder if there is some dirty deal in it.

Looking down, Jiang Han let out a 'hitch' and saw that the fourth-ranked person was actually Kraken, with a record and a net win of 305 games.

What, did the Kraken turn out to be ranked fourth? Not TOP3? Jiang Han nodded thoughtfully, looked down, and was surprised again!

Angelet! Ranked third, with a record of 483 games, but this exaggerated record is not the first place.

Jiang Han didn't dare to think about how terrible the two witches of Top2 were.

Then I looked down and was even more surprised!

The first two are actually the great witches of France. Durant finished second with 577 wins, 80 losses, and 497 wins. 1st place of the French Witch Don. Jill. Los Angeles played a formidable 597 wins, 60 defeats, and a net win of 527 games!

"Hey, that's not right, this doesn't match my impression of them......" Jiang Han felt that his worldview had collapsed a little.

Angelet, who was writing a poem, seemed to anticipate this situation, and said lightly:

"See the detailed bracket."

“…… Oh. After Jiang Han heard this, he honestly flipped to the detailed matchup table and looked at it, "Well, this is not a very beautiful page of green, or two pages of green to have a red defeat...... Huh? ”

She found out!

Miss Jiang Han, I found out!

First of all, Josephine. Durant's defeat is all concentrated in 4 people, Agatha. Langdon, Angelett, Kraken, Jill. Los Os, as long as it is against these four people, Adu has never won.

Secondly, Don. Jill. Lowes's defeat was all concentrated on Agatha, Angelite, and Kraken, and as long as he fought with the three of them, he never won.

If you take a closer look, you'll find out!

These two great witches with the first and second best records are heart-born slaves, and they are the heart-born slaves of the three Top3!

Angelett, Kraken and Agatha, the reason why they rank 3rd, 4th, and 5th is because all three of them have a record of overturning, and these two French witches really performed what it means to be 'ruthless and ruthless', as long as they can't beat them, they will basically never be beaten! But as long as they can abuse them, they can basically treat these two women as slaves in this life!

"Hmm...... This, this is really the world's number one witch group in France...... Or is this really Gaul? The Gallic abuse, or ...... It's still trustworthy. Jiang Han kind of understands why this pair of French peerless pride is so funny on the battlefield!

The joke goes like this!

Which country is the world's first witch world power to be breached?

France

What country is the world's first witch world power where the great witch was captured?

Or France

…… The extraordinary ability to abuse vegetables has given the great witches of France the reputation of the world's number one witch group, but when they really fought, when their opponents were TOP3, they suffered from the symptoms of 'I'm afraid' and 'I'm autistic'.

They're real, the two of them combined, they haven't won a single Kraken, Angelette or Agatha, it's just hard to mention in one breath!

If you want to talk about the dish, it is indeed quite a dish, and it feels like the two little sisters on the battlefield are jokes, and they are suckling pigeon takeaways.

But are you going to talk about the real dishes? These two people are super brutal witches who fight 'hell is empty, see you in the devil's gladiatorial arena', and the witches of other countries are like delivery pigeons in front of them.

If you can't beat it, you can't beat it, and if you can't beat it, you won't overturn, these two people ...... Jiang Han thought about it for a while, and felt that he still had to be professional and couldn't laugh.

"Poof!"

But I really can't help it! I can't help it! This pair of sisters is indeed full of French characteristics!