44. Copycat spoofs have no limits
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On a sunny morning in a certain year and month, a day has passed since the Deng family, which has received the support of many families, has begun to attack from Xixian County to Shangqi County, although its actions have not been widely publicized, but in the eyes of the heroes who have followed this battle, it is as dazzling and invisible as a beacon. (To read the latest chapter of this book, please visit the Wèn Aishang Novel Network biquge.info) Now, the earth-shattering war drums are once again sounding.
"As you know, a family from the south, the Deng family, is about to invade our homeland. The family attacked all the way from Caochuan to Liujiahe to the western part of Shangtai County. In Zhangjiashan, the people of the Deng family attacked the local law-abiding people seven times and won seven times. He also invaded the grain drying field of Zhaojiaya, which was friendly with us and helped us harvest grain. In disregard of the laws of the Han Dynasty, they ravaged the land under the jurisdiction of the Han Dynasty, destroyed precious farm tools, abducted fat pigs that were supposed to be raised until the New Year, forcibly robbed young girls with whom we were married, and even greedily snatched snacks from children who were playmates with our children. What a shame it would be to let those slaves of the xxoo encroach on the people of the village with whom we were befriended. β
"If you remain indifferent, the good people will die more in this invasion, so I would like to encourage you, and I beseech youβnot me, but the good thoughts of the Holy Spirit who personally encourage you, messengers of righteousness, and urge those who have a heart for good, and even all the soldiers, rich and poor, who can be won over, to swiftly help the cause of justice, and to drive the wicked and wicked people out of the land of Shangtai County, I tell you all who are in front of you, and also those who are not present, This is the voice of righteousness. β
"Let us plunge into a holy warβa great crusade to the south for a place to dry our grain when we harvest this year! Let the arguments and dumping stop, and embark on the journey to Zhaojiaya. β
"That place, as the old people say, was given to us by God to Jiangjiazhuang and our descendants, and there are piles of grain and copper coins everywhere. Zhaojiaya is definitely the center of that area, its fertility and richness are definitely much stronger than ours, and it is another place that can bring us joy and happiness. We are full of poverty, hunger and sorrow, years of famine, miserable scenes, the death of all kinds of people, and the carpenters nailing coffins. The mothers were clutching the corpses of their children in grief, and why should we sit here and wait for the death of the south, when the south is now so rich, with copper coins, food, and cloth to be found? "What a shame it is for a depraved family, despised and dominated by evil thoughts, to triumph over a family bent on righteousness! What a reproach you will receive in your hearts if you fail to be soldiers worthy of the name of righteous partners. β
"Let those who were once very fierce and fought with others over private matters now fight against the evil for the sake of justice! Those who used to be robbers are now fighting for justice and becoming partners of justice! Let those who used to fight with their relatives and friends now fight with those who have degenerated into barbarians! Let those who work hard for the output of ** go to the south to get eternal rewards! Those who are physically and mentally exhausted will work for double the honor, and they will be miserable and poor here, but they will be rich and happy there. Here they are the enemies of justice, and there they will be the most trusted partners of justice. β
"In line with the authority given to me by the patriarch of the Jiang clan, I solemnly declare that all those who participate in the southern expedition will be taken care of after their deaths; Farmers and poor people who are unable to repay their debts are exempt from paying interest on their debts. If they lose their lives on the way, whether on land or on rivers, or in a war against the evil forces, their sins will be forgiven in that moment by yearning for justice, and they will receive the glory of immortality in the earth. β
"Go south, don't hesitate, don't hesitate, for the sake of justice, go!"
"Brothers, in front of us is the computer room of Nine X, we have to break through the defense line of G and M, occupy the server of Xiao O Wang, and threaten N Village to open the M Demon King as soon as possible, for the beauty of the Z Club, rush!"
Hey? In the end, it seems that something strange was messed up, forget it, don't worry about it, it's rare to say so many words in one breath, and your throat is so dry. What about water, what about tea? Let me drink something and extinguish the flame that is burning in my heart.
"I said Xiaoyu, what kind of mess did the person in your family say on the stage just now, why do I have a speech that is obviously very passionate and appealing, but it has a ** smell when I come to him?"
"Xiaohe, it's rare that there is another thing that makes us feel the same way. Anyway, I don't know how he thought that he had suddenly locked himself in his room last night, and then I heard terrible laughter from time to time outside the door. β
Looking at Li Shushi who was jumping around on the stage, the two beautiful girls in the audience were talking with expressions that were enough to break Li Shushi's heart, but considering that the two beautiful girls were now sweating profusely and their faces were completely lost, and their facial expressions were completely lost, leaving only their facial muscles twitching from time to time, they were obviously hit quite hard by Li Shushi's words.
"Master, is Zhao Jiaya really that good, why don't I know anything after living in Shangqi for so many years? Could it be that the master has any means beyond ordinary people, or does he actually have traveled all over the mountains and rivers of the Han Dynasty? β
"No, Xiaoxu, you don't have to think about it so much. The book is just trying to arouse everyone's ** about the battle, and it's not good to think too much. For the lord's words, you just need to understand the general idea, and don't delve into the details or anything......"
Zhao Yun looked at Jiang Xu beside him with a confused face with a painful expression, he was already used to Li Shushi's often amazing behavior, anyway, his life had been smeared with an indelible stain by Li Shushi. Thinking of this, Zhao Yun couldn't help but look at Cao Xing who was standing not far away. And as if he had a soul in his heart, Cao Xing also looked at Zhao Yun's side.
Don't! Zhao Yun turned pale and let out a desperate roar, while the powerless Orz was there.
Seeing that the master with strong martial arts skills beside him suddenly knelt there with a gray and weak body, Jiang Xu suddenly felt that the world of adults was so complicated and terrifying. And Xiao Yang Fu, who followed Jiang Xu half a step behind, raised his little hand to the bridge of his nose as if he was possessed by a soul, stretched out his pink index finger, and poked it as if he wanted to touch something, and then said in a deep voice.
"There is only one truth, Leader Li is the strongest person, and Master Zhao is not his opponent, he is crushed by his momentum."
In a certain way, Yang Fu, you are really a terrible smart child.
"Big brother is so powerful." Okay, little Jiang Yin, don't hit others anymore, shouldn't you say that you died early, otherwise if Jiang Wei is affected by you, maybe Deng Ai will burst into tears, definitely. But in this case, will that Nozdorm crawl out of the sewer that I don't know to settle accounts with Li Shushi?
However, no matter how unreliable Li Shushi's declaration of war speech is, it is undeniable that the clarion call for battle has been sounded.
And because of the promotion of people with intentions, this battle that should have been a rather stealthy action turned into a frontal attack with great fanfare, for such a result, Li Shushi really wanted to complain: "Don't they know that the Qiang people have the possibility of counterattacking at any time?" I dare to play so big, I really don't want to watch the excitement and not be afraid of the chaos. β
"Anyway, Liangzhou Assassin Shi and Hanyang County Taishou were both killed in this Qiang rebellion, and when the Hanyang County was officially leaderless, if the western part of Hanyang County did not dare to act because of the existence of the fleeing Qiang army and the pursuing Han army, it is completely up to whoever has the biggest fist to occupy more of the right to speak, even if the court sends new officials in the future, such a result must be respected."
Jiang Zhen has been trained in the Taishou Mansion in Ji County, and he is very clear about these things, and the old guy in the clan seems to want to take this opportunity to push himself to the forefront, not only many things are handed over to himself, but even many secrets in the clan have gradually handed over to himself, although the burden on his shoulders has become heavier, but looking at the little Jiang Xu who is quite majestic in the trumpet armor, Jiang Zhen feels that he can't be compared to his little nephew as an uncle.
"So, don't care what tricks they use, just storm all the way." Xiao Yan Xing's unexpected blood.
"I'm sure the other side thinks the same way." Zhang Xu, your cold water is too cold.
"We have a lot of passion and ambition in our hearts, and since that's the case, I don't need to say more."
What do you mean by what you said before? Everyone was possessed by the spirit of the God of Spit at the same time.
"The rest is to fight, we have ideals, beliefs, courage and strength in the New Fourth Mercenary Group, we can't let our employers down because of us, so everyone is ready to fight!" Needless to say, why are there so many words?
At this moment, in the eyes of everyone, Li Shushi has been possessed by the soul of the majority of xx leading cadres, and he is not alone.
In fact, speaking of which, Li Shushi feels that he is no less than a certain Grim Reaper elementary school student, and there will be endless death wherever people go, and none of them is enough to reflect the power of the Grim Reaper. As for himself, he is like a god of war who spreads war, bringing strife big and small everywhere he goes. If the Grim Reaper Schoolboy is just handing out single-digit bento, then he is a standard large-scale bento processing factory.
"Hey, stupid, don't stand stupid, everyone's gone, no one listens to your nonsense."
Su Xiao Lori, don't hit the head, you'll be stupid......
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P.S. today only one more......
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