Last season's Morientes was loaned by Real Madrid to the French team Monaco, in the French arena, Morientes showed off his skills, not only won the Champions League Golden Boot that season with 9 goals, but also led Monaco to eliminate Real Madrid in the Champions League quarterfinals, which was undoubtedly a slap in the face to the Real Madrid executives, but unfortunately lost to Porto in the Champions League final.

This season, Real Madrid recalled Morientes, but with Ronaldo, Raul's two top strikers in the world and Mourinho's favorite Drogba, he can only be relegated to the fourth striker. The league has reached the 12th round, and this is still Morientes' first appearance in La Liga this season! Of course, he also had his moments, and at the Camp Nou, he defended his honour with a golden goal!

After the goal, Morientes ran wildly and rushed to his own dugout with open arms. After taking the lead, Mourinho looked very proud, and after a few flamboyant celebrations, he was even more complacent about his wise substitution, and saw the goal-scorer hugging him in ecstasy, he also smiled, and opened his arms and rushed towards Morientes, intending to have an affectionate hug from his master and apprentice.

But......

Morientes did not rush to Mourinho, but ran to the bench and hugged his good brother - Raul tightly!

Mourinho's face turned pale, and the boos at Camp Nou were in an uproar, and the ridicule paused.

In the next few minutes, Real Madrid had completely abandoned the attack, the three lines were compressed into one, and after winning the ball, they thought not about cooperation, but about big foot destruction, and the score of 2:1 was finally maintained until the end, Mourinho defeated Rijkaard, and defeated the mighty Barcelona at Camp Nou.

By the end of the game, the first rays of dawn had already appeared on the horizon, but the Catalans could not see any light, and their faces were depressed and lost. Barcelona are six points behind leaders Real Madrid after two consecutive defeats! After Benitez left Spain, I'm afraid no team will be able to stop Mourinho's iron-blooded Real Madrid!

When the game ended, Mourinho made another provocative gesture, he pointed to the sky with one hand, laughed at his belly with the other, had a weird smile on his face, and looked arrogant!

"God is one, I am another!" Barcelona fans recalled what Mourinho said when he came to the first press conference in La Liga, and with his gesture, they felt a naked insult.

"Honey, what does Mourinho mean by this action?" Lucy blinked and asked curiously.

Qiao Wanxian is a little disgusted with Mourinho's appearance, he is even cooler than Lao Tzu! He snorted coldly, took Cheryl and Lucy's hands and prepared to leave, muttering disdainfully: "Regardless of him, where to learn Dong Cunrui, it is best for Chelsea to meet Real Madrid in the Champions League, I will satisfy his dream of heroics!" ”

"Who is Dong Cunrui?"

"Hmm...... A ruthless man who dares to play with his life......"

In Madrid, the capital of Spain, countless fanatical Real Madrid fans have poured into the streets and squares, singing "Come on, Madrid......

Jowan's appearance at the Camp Nou certainly attracted the attention of countless media reporters. When he walked out of Camp Nou with his two pretty girlfriends, he found that he had been surrounded by reporters.

"Hello Mr. Wan Xian, I am a reporter from Shijie Sports News, can you briefly talk about your opinion on this game?" In Catalonia, as soon as the reporter of "Shijie Sports Newspaper" came out, it was like the emperor leaving the palace, and everything was avoided.

Facing countless flash lenses, Cheryl wore sunglasses, her face was flat, and she looked cold, showing her star style; Lucy couldn't suppress the excitement in her heart, looked at the reporter curiously and nervously, and leaned gently on Qiao Wanxian's side, giving him enough face.

Qiao Wanxian visited Spain for the first time, of course, to give enough face to the Spanish media, and did not brush his sleeves away, cleared his throat, and spoke in a standard London accent: "Very good, this is a very exciting game, especially the atmosphere at Camp Nou, which is intoxicating!" Although Barcelona lost, the quality of the Catalan fans was impressive. ”

The reporter of "Shijie Sports Newspaper" simply laughed, this Joe cannon, once bombarded Mourinho, this time he said good things about Barcelona again, and specially came to Camp Nou to watch the game, obviously he is a Barcelona fan! asked excitedly: "Mr. Wan Xian, are you a Barcelona fan?" ”

Qiao Wan shrugged his shoulders and shook his head: "I'm sorry, at this stage, I only love Chelsea!" Of course, Barcelona is a wonderful city and Barcelona is an incredible team. ”

Hearing Jovan's repeated praise of Barcelona, the media reporters close to Barcelona couldn't stop laughing, but this was far from enough, Mourinho's team won against Barcelona, and they wanted to hear Jovan's words of contempt for Mourinho, so that they could regain the capital of the war of words with Real Madrid's media after Barcelona lost.

'Jose Mourinho's substitutions worked very well, and when he was down one man on the pitch, he was unbelievably able to overtake the scoreline, what do you think of his quality as a manager? In the entire European football world, who doesn't know that Qiao Cannon and Mu Madman are a pair of enemies? They don't like each other, but they lead their respective teams to lead in their leagues, they are talented, and interestingly, they never praise each other for a good word.

When the pro-Barcelona reporters were expecting to hear Joe's cannon bombarding Mourinho again, so that they could find a counterattack point to deal with Real Madrid, Jowan changed his previous style and nodded: "Mourinho? He's great, he's a very good coach and he deserves respect. ”

The reporters were stunned, this Qiao Cannon took the wrong medicine today, can he speak normal words? Their faces showed unconcealed disappointment.

"But ......" Qiao Wanxian groaned, which suddenly made all the reporters smile, it turns out that there is still a following! That's right, this is Joe's cannon, how could he praise Mourinho convincingly?

Qiao Wan said lightly: "But Mourinho is also a bit of a rookie, and he can't get on the big stage!" ”

The reporters were first overjoyed, and then stunned as if they had been electrocuted, not knowing how to answer. This Joe cannon...... The way of speaking is simply disgusting! You want to belittle Mourinho, we all agree with it, but what do you say, he is only a bully? Could it be that our head coach "Black Swan" Rijkaard is a rookie?

The reporter of "Shijie Sports Daily" blushed, and the words were held in his throat for a long time, and he didn't say a word.

The next day, "Marca" and "As" took the opportunity to criticize Qiao Wanxian and praised Mourinho, and "Shijie" and "El País" also criticized Qiao Wanxian by satirizing Mourinho. In terms of the stance of treating Qiao Wanxian, the royal newspapers of the two sworn enemies unified their tone for the first time.

"Joe Cannon is the most hateful person I've ever seen in my life!" Mourinho stated.

"Qiao Wanxian has some ability, but obviously, he is too conceited, he is young, and sooner or later he will pay the price." Rijkaard said.

"Joe's cannon mouth obviously stinks even more than his coaching level!" Mourinho is serious.

"There are too many turmoil outside the field of Qiao Wan, obviously this is not conducive to the development of a young manager." Rijkaard sighed.

"Joe's cannon arrogance is inversely proportional to his football prowess!" Mourinho's words are earnest.

"Joe has to keep his mouth shut, otherwise he'll be short-lived in European football......," Rijkaard shrugged.

……

Qiao Wanxian took his girlfriend to Camp Nou to watch the game, and after the game, he bombarded Spain, and after standing on the cusp of the English media, he became the focus of the Spanish media.

Afterwards, the French military expert Millier even expressed his opinion on Qiao Wanxian's deeds in his own military website column, saying: "In Europe in World War II, Germany had the most advanced armed forces, and the blitzkrieg on Poland and the surprise attack on France can be called classics in Shijie military history!" However, Hitler was carried away by the victory, and when he had not yet completely occupied France, he boldly launched an attack on Britain, and then provoked a war against the red Soviet Union, which regarded human life as a mustard, and finally lost the battle under pressure on multiple fronts. Although I don't know much about football, but everything is the same and everything is the same, and it is not wise for Mr. Qiao Wanxian to take the liberty of burning 'artillery fire' to Spain when he has not completely convinced the whole of England! ”

However, compared with the common words in Europe, the wind direction of the Korean media has changed abruptly, and the famous Korean football commentator Kim Hyun-hee released an article saying: "Mr. Qiao Wanxian has the domineering spirit of the Korean people with me as the core, and after many studies by Chinese experts, it was found that although Qiao Wanxian's ancestors were Chinese, but in the next 100 years, his family moved from Seoul to China during the Sino-Japanese War, that is to say, Mr. Qiao Wanxian has a veritable Korean ancestry!" ”

Qiao Wanxian is simply a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water for all kinds of hype reports from the outside world, so he doesn't care at all, and secretly thinks in his heart: "A group of ignorant children, when Lao Tzu breaks out of the myth and legend of shijie football, I make you all ashamed of your words today!" If you slap your face, you have to hit your face until it is swollen! ”

However, when I heard that an article like "Qiao Wanxian has 80% Korean ancestry" broke out in South Korea, he was immediately angry, and directly found the flat-headed little reporter of "The Times", gritted his teeth and said: "Lao Tzu is not a Korean stick!" ”

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