Chapter 29: Pathos
The shopping day was completely wasted.
Or rather, from the beginning.
There is such an unrealistic idea of 'extra vacation'.
It's completely unreal.
… Under the afternoon sun, Jiang Han left the house.
After she contacted Qin Shunying for an extra day of vacation the day before yesterday, the store manager called again yesterday and informed her in a cheerful voice:
"Miss An's roll call, 2,000 yuan."
Angelet's money is also money.
Money is not more noble than money.
If the income exceeds 10,000 yuan this week, counting a batch of agave grass that has grown in two months, it will be about 100,000 yuan a month, and if it is scheduled to pay off 100,000 yuan, it will be paid off in more than 50 months...... Jiang Han couldn't help but purse her mouth, because of the arrears, she didn't dare to go shopping, for fear that the excited consumption impulse in the witch's body would bleed her wallet again.
After waiting a little at the bus chicken stop, she waited for the dragon bus on line 2.
This type of bus has recently made progress in the Kraken's negotiations with the Dragon Witch, and has been frequently seen in the city, and has taken a very large part of the griffin car network.
The comfortable body of a small dhow-boat with a capacity of 20 people, and the ability of a medium-sized dragon to fly more smoothly than a griffon, make them extremely popular.
The fare is also much cheaper than the griffon.
2 blocks to run a district, 5 cents cheaper than the witch bus.
She boarded the Dragon Bus, spent 4 bucks, and went to the Night's Watch camp.
After getting off the bus, Jiang Han reluctantly spent 50 yuan to buy a ticket at the ticket office at the entrance of the camp......
Angelet is the best of all the great witches, and the Night's Watch camp was opened by her as a tourist attraction, and the 50 yuan ticket can be described as an IQ tax!
"Please give way, please let me go." Jiang Han walked through a large group of witches who were marveling at the landscape, skillfully found a small boat, and jumped on it.
The Nightmare Vigil Witch in the dinghy smiled and stretched out her little paws:
"This young lady, you can enjoy the scenery along the way with only 19 yuan of a cruise ticket to the famous landscape King's Landing, which is a great royal palace in the center of the witch's world, and has lived in 16 kings of the world, and Ms. Ludwig has perfectly reproduced it in a 1-to-1 model......"
Anjie really has your ...... Jiang Han took out his wallet with a numb face.
It has to be said that with the extra income, the night watchmen are full of motivation and good service attitude.
Jiang Han has been here many times, but he has never heard these night watchmen introduce the scenery along the way.
And it's also a very good introduction to eloquence.
After admiring about forty or fifty sights along the way, she finally arrived at the White City, where King's Landing was located.
After getting off the boat, Jiang Han staggered to Baicheng and was about to enter, when he saw another witch wearing a night watchman's uniform coming over and asking her for a ticket to enter the city.
"Ticket?" Jiang Han stroked his hair and asked with a shocked expression.
The Night's Watch Witch smiled and nodded:
"The Observation Ticket gives you access to the White City, the perfect scenery, the glorious life of the 18th century White City, the racecourse, the knights' course, the golf course, the archery range, and the inner life of the world's largest steam airship airport."
"How much." Jiang Han had a reluctant smile on the corner of his mouth.
After smiling sweetly, the Night's Watch Witch said in a calm tone:
"30 yuan."
Angelet. Feng. Miss Ludwig, you ***, I am**, c*****
After handing over the viewing ticket, Jiang Han walked to the King's Landing Palace step by step.
Because Baicheng is also a 1 to 1 model, this section of the road is not close, and it is almost a personal life for a witch who has not exercised much, but Jiang Han observed the large number of tourists and witches around him, and his face was full of excitement and curiosity, and he was not tired at all.
People who paid the IQ tax...... Jiang Han saw that the group of tourists were still holding milk tea cups with Q version of Angelette and Q version of Sharon Curie prints.
By the way, Sharon Curie was acquired by Anjie because of the bankruptcy of the laboratory, and at the same time, he also packaged all the copyrights of his portrait.
Therefore, even if these two mascots create more than tens of millions of valuable profits every year, they don't have half a dime for Sharon Curie.
The names of these two mascots are An Q and Xie Q, Jiang Han was curious for a while, and ran to the milk tea shop next to him to take a look at the price.
First of all, ordinary milk tea, about 15 yuan a cup.
Then in Jiang Han's opinion, there is only more milk tea printed by An Q or Xie Q on the cup, 25 yuan a cup.
In the end, the two mascots are there, and there is also a Q version of Anjie's big head sticker, which costs 45 yuan a cup.
And none of the above is refilled......
Who is the whole life of the scenic culture, Jiang Han felt that it was not easy to say in his previous life, after all, before the 'company that can't name it', there was already this kind of scenic spot consumption.
But in this life, this world, there is no doubt that Angelet is a beach girl.
Upon entering the second floor of the White City, you will be greeted by retro Victorian-style buildings, giant brass steam engines, mahogany telephone booths, a night watchman witch in a black single-breasted coat and a silk top hat, and twin mascots that haunt you wherever you go.
It's just that compared with the fantasy system on the first floor, the mascot product on the second floor is the fire paint for various letters of An Q.
There are also all kinds of earthy slogans:
【Let the final witch guard your handwriting and secrets】
【Thorough safety marking】
[She will convey confidential words for you]
……
At the same time, there is also the retro millionaire board game, in which the currency has also changed from cheap paper money to brass coinage with an Q or Xie Q head, which has a representative monetary value in the upper left corner, which is simply a great collectible.
Jiang Han was also very interested.
It's a pity to ask the price, a set of 599 yuan.
Rao is like this, she has also seen many witches buy a set on impulse, no matter how rational the witches are, their mold is still made of human standards, and impulsive consumption is not uncommon for them.
On the way, you can also see Anjie's strange idea of leading the world.
"Squirrel Club New 001 Idol Witch and Night's Watch 303 Stage Witch, a wonderful co-op card." Jiang Han swept into a very retro apothecary-like shop, where the Night's Watch were selling a very cute Hearthstone-like card, no, or more like Shadow Verse? But all in all, very cute.
But no matter how cute it is, it can't be denied that it's a linkage......
Next to it, there are also sales of cute squirrel club 001 and night watchman 303 witches stickers business comic magazines, although Jiang Han dares to swear to the sky, they 303 don't even know what the squirrel club 001 is about, but if it is posted, it is pasted.
It doesn't prevent tourists from loving it, and they even paid for this kind of magazine for 120 yuan, as well as a pack of cards for 230 yuan.
Jiang Han fully experienced the pathos of Sharon Curie.
The copyright of the 303 witch, the portrait right, and even the poster shooting right, all of which are in Angelet's hands to enjoy the backdoor treatment, also have to be paid, although everyone in 303 felt that it was nothing at that time.
Later, in a long street at the entrance of King's Landing, which was full of Victorian-style shops, Jiang Han had already seen his own 303 witch version of the puppet for sale, as well as a poster of autographs for all members, although Jiang Han dared to swear to the sky, they 303 really did not have a collective signature activity, but this did not conflict with signed posters at all.
The same costume, the same tights, the same dancing shoes, a single poster, a hanging picture, a shopping bag, a keychain.
All kinds of things made Jiang Han have to wonder if Angelette was a product of visitors from another world who appeared in this long street, it should be said that even a traverser may not have done it as thoroughly as Angelet!
You must know that Jiang Han and the others have just made an appearance on a show, and after filming a little tidbits and miscellaneous meetings, they were promoted and operated by An Jie into what they are now.
I'm afraid that in a few weeks, 304 witches will come out!
Arrived at the gate of King's Landing, fortunately, King's Landing Palace is Angelet's house, so it is not open to the public, so there is no ticket station.
Jiang Han said a few words to the nightmare witch at the door who sold the miniature model of King's Landing, and conveyed it to her that it was convenient to enter the King's Landing Palace.
Later, the door slowly opened, and a night watchman came out to lead her inside.
The overall structure of King's Landing is quite special, the throne room is almost between the first and second floors, a bit like the 1.5th floor, but if you want to go to the second and third floors, you have to pass through the huge throne room.
So the first floor of King's Landing is the office of the night watchman, and the second floor above is Angelet's private domain.
There's even a small indoor racetrack inside......
The leader was Jiang Han's acquaintance, Miss Nancy, whose appearance was not inferior to Cen Jing, with huge horns with beautiful two coils, and crystalline red eyes.
"Good afternoon, you look a little tired?" Jiang Han chatted with the other party.
Miss Nancy complained a little aggrieved:
"Goo, Madam asked us to re-check the ledger, Goo, each page must use 5 to break the curse, lift the protection, and then use the Eye of Wisdom to account for the accounts one by one, Goo-woo ......"
Anjie is sick, right? Jiang Han almost blurted out, she was silent for a while, and then she said curiously:
"Why?"
"Madam is a very, very suspicious person, and even the ledger that has been determined has to be checked a dozen times......" Nancy lowered her voice, "Maybe this is a way for Madam to relieve boredom, I have heard the landers say that geniuses are neurotic and sensitive, maybe in this matter, the landers are right." ”
No, no, no, in the eyes of the landers, witches are neurotic and sensitive.
Occasionally, the word 'cat' comes up, and some witches even have an allergic reaction to the word...... Also, if you walk more than 30 cm apart, you will think, 'Does this witch look down on me?' It's a feeling like this, and it's nerves to death.
… However, Jiang Han thought back to Angelet's various behaviors and felt that the other party was indeed a neurotic witch.
Saying that gossip is also one of the witch's hobbies, Nancy, as a member of the night watch, has a lot of gossip that she is willing to share with Jiang Han, such as Angelet's classic bewilderment behavior.
Because of the loss of a box of cakes, the entire city of kings was turned over more than a dozen times that day.
For example, once An Jie suspected that Denisha had stolen from her, so she stalked Denisha for several months, so it was best to make people impatient, and teamed up with three top ghost witches to surround An Jie in the ghost world.
Of course, the most embarrassing thing is that Denisha and the others didn't win......
"Well, if you say that, An Jie is really suspicious." Jiang Han nodded.
It's still the kind of sensitive victim paranoia character who wants to investigate to the end as soon as he feels something.
Jiang Han felt that ordinary victim paranoia was just like that, witches with victim paranoia generally only showed autism in autism, and witches like An Jie had victim paranoia...... It's kind of scary.