"It's so simple, why don't you come up and sit?"

"Because I'm not a taboo." Jiulipo Chenghuang smiled particularly evilly, like a domineering president in the world: "Take it on."

There are a lot of schadenfreude backdrops around me that are about to get me.

"Which of you dares to come here?" As soon as my voice sank, my hand lifted.

They took several steps back.

"Ten miles shop city god, I know you don't follow the rules." The smile on Jiulipo Chenghuang's face gradually disappeared: "I didn't know you could be so unruly."

"Nonsense, if I just follow the rules, as for what happened today?" I stood up: "Lord Dacheng is not here, we are at the same level, and things can be discussed with each other."

"Have you ever heard that the supervisor and the punished can consult with each other?" Jiulipo Chenghuang stood on the platform with an awe-inspiring expression: "Shilipu Chenghuang, if you admit the punishment, it will be a thunderstorm, but if you don't admit it, then there will be a few ways to keep it - of course, if you think those little ghosts are not qualified to send you to punishment, I will send it myself."

You mean, you want to fight.

Lao Tzu has fought everywhere, but he has never fought with the gods - if there is really a fight, it is difficult to say whether things will develop in a worse direction.

"There you go." Leng Buding's voice suddenly sounded: "You have to go."

Who's talking to Lao Tzu?

I looked back, but I didn't see anything.

And the moment I turned around, I didn't know why, I felt like someone had pushed me and sat directly on that chair.

My scalp was numb all of a sudden, Uncle Cao, who was behind Lao Tzu's dark hand?

But as soon as I thought of it, I found that I could not move my hands and feet—as soon as I looked down, the wood of this chair, as if it was alive, and the branches sinuted down, and I was trapped.

I was so encased in a chair that I couldn't move at all!

What magical powers did the Jiulipo City God appear?

"That's it." Jiulipo Chenghuang nodded with a smile: "You can think about it, and take the initiative to confess your guilt and surrender the law, it's very good."

Not him...... Others are lying, I can easily see that Jiulipo Chenghuang's expression is a little praised, with a look of "you want to open", not like pretending, if it was really him who pushed me just now, he should be a little proud and cynical now - although there are also now, but it is not the same as the kind he has succeeded.

Who was talking to me and pushing me?

"Li Qianshu, the city god of the ten-mile shop, bad rules, breaking taboos," the clerk said loudly: "Please thunder!" Penalize! ”

I just feel that my hands and feet are cold, it's like when I was a child, I had insect teeth to extract teeth, the dentist fixed me on a big chair, and the electric drill buzzed in front of me, the feeling that you are obviously scared to death, but you can't resist at all!

"Coaxing" faintly, a familiar voice came from the sky, and suddenly there was a light in front ......of him.

Lightning.

In the summer, when there is a thunderstorm, the thunder does not move, and the lightning goes first!

Axi, Grandpa Lei, why did you come as soon as you called, faster than Didi taxi?

felt that the background boards around him all showed very awe-struck expressions and fell to the ground, except for the Jiulipo City God, who was still standing proudly in place, staring at the clouds overhead.

It's really hard to escape now, why is Lao Tzu so unlucky?

If this is dead, write a life on the grave, and I write a "thunderbolt to death"? Show it to future generations, you have to guess what I did, I don't want to lose face!

"What," I had to say to Jiulipo Chenghuang, "let's not discuss it anymore?" The former Liangzi is actually ......"

Jiulipo City God smiled slightly, and said condescendingly: "I advise you, let's discuss it with Grandpa Lei."

"It's not ......" Before I finished speaking, I suddenly had a strange feeling - this feeling is the real "creepy", a kind of people's instinctive reaction to danger,, coming, that thunder is coming down!

"Boom!" I only heard a loud noise in the sky, and a huge fireball exploded directly down at me!

My eyes suddenly turned white - the memories of the two previous thunderbolts flooded back to my mind, once with the dead fish's eyes looking for a job in the mountain temple, and the other time on the tree in the bald tail Lao Li Village.

There was a sharp pain in his ears, and the whole person seemed to be split by a sharp blade, and when I remembered that when I sealed the three-legged bird, Grandpa Lei also told me once that he would be merciful to my subordinates, what about love? What about love? Didn't you say old acquaintances? Anyway, let me put the water!

It turns out that this is what it feels like to be struck by lightning...... Faster than anything in the world!

I'm going to die, I'm going to be a real city god, right?

But this thought had just emerged, and the voice of Grandpa Leng Buding Lei sounded: "This is something left for you by the three-legged bird."

What? I remembered at once that the three-legged bird had said, leave it for me