The smarter the woman, the stupider she is
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Looking at all of Mr. Jin Yong's novels, the girl who is most likely to be deceived is actually Huang Rong, Guo Jing only used one meal, plus a mink coat and a little red horse, and deceived Huang Rong's sister. The simplicity of the process is outrageous. Coincidentally, Huang Rong is the smartest woman in Mr. Jin Yong's novels, and there is no one.
To sum up, the truth that Mr. Jin Yong wants to tell everyone is: the smarter a woman is, the more stupid she is, and the easier it is to be deceived by men!
As for the most difficult woman to deceive in Mr. Jin Yong's novels, she is actually a stupid girl, and no man can move her heart, which proves that the more stupid a woman is, the smarter she is, and the more difficult it is to be deceived by a man!
Li Yan originally planned to use the money to eliminate the disaster, send Huang Rong as far away as possible, don't come to toss himself, but he didn't expect him to fish out everything, which made Huang Rong extremely moved. She had red eyes and said with great emotion: "Brother Yan, you are so good to me, do you see that I ran away from home and was lonely, so you gave me everything?" Don't worry, I have silver on me......"
Li Yan Khan: No, how did you make up this brain?
Huang Rong said: "Mom doesn't want me anymore, fortunately, Brother Yan loves me, let's walk the rivers and lakes together in the future." "Huang Rong is worthy of being the best girl in the all-gold novel, in such a simple pillar of incense time, one of her hearts was actually tied to Li Yan.
Li Yan was sweating profusely, facing the sky at forty-five degrees, and said with tears streaming down his face: "God, help." β
The natural girl clapped her hands beside her: "Okay, okay, there's a new companion." There are many people. I like it. β
Xie Yanke smiled coldly. Didn't say anything.
Huang Rong glanced at the two of them, then turned her head and said to Li Yan, "What are these two women doing?" Is it Brother Yan's woman? β
Li Yan pointed to the natural girl and introduced: "This is ...... Be...... Ahem, no name yet. "You must know that Shi Potian's sister originally had no name, she was not called Shi Potian at all, she was called Shi Potian after she entered the Changle Gang, so Li Yan couldn't introduce her.
As soon as Li Yan's voice fell, the natural girl hurriedly said, "I have a name." My name is Dog Hybrid. β
Huang Rong immediately gasped: "You said your name is a dog mongrel?" Oh, my God. β
The natural girl nodded seriously: "My mother has always called me that." β
Huang Rong was speechless, and only after half a sound did she sweat and said: "I thought my mother was the most unreliable mother on shijie, and she didn't love me at all, but I didn't expect that there was a mountain and a mountain high, and your mother was the best mother on shijie." Speaking of which, she added, "You don't mind your name at all? β
The natural girl said innocently: "This name is very good, is there anything wrong?" β
Huang Rong was stunned and suddenly smiled, she found that this woman was actually a fool, and it was impossible for Li Yan to fall in love with this kind of woman. There is no threat to yourself. So he smiled and patted the natural stupid girl on the shoulder and said, "The name is good, no problem." Keep it up later. β
But in the face of Xie Yanke, she didn't have so much self-confidence, Xie Yanke sat on the boat, unfathomable and profound, looking like a master, the key is her appearance, it is really beautiful, the demeanor of a mature woman is coming, Huang Rong looked at her youthful figure, compared with Xie Yanke's tall and proud delicate body, she couldn't help but tremble a little, and secretly thought: This woman looks like a fierce rival, if Brother Yan likes this woman, then there is no part of me.
Just as Li Yan introduced: "This is the skyscraper Xie Yanke, a senior master, I asked her to help me deal with a strong enemy, so we temporarily walked the rivers and lakes together." β
Huang Rong was flustered again, she was a suspicious woman, her brain turned quickly, she listened to Li Yan's introduction, and looked at Xie Yanke's mature and beautiful figure, and couldn't help but say: "You said she is the world-famous skyscraper Xie Yanke?" β
Li Yan nodded.
Huang Rong shook her head and said: "Brother Yan, don't lie to me, Xie Yanke's martial arts are very high, and his reputation is very great, how can he be only thirty years old, and he looks so beautiful, I don't think it looks like it, Xie Yanke should be an old man in his fifties." Speaking of this, she leaned into Li Yan's ear and asked in a low voice: "Is she your wife, are you embarrassed to say it directly, so you said that she was Xie Yanke to fool me?" β
Li Yan sweated profusely, how did he make up for this?
Seeing her questioning expression, Xie Yanke couldn't help but shake his head and sneered, and then with a flick of his fingers, a stream of finger wind flew out, like substance, piercing into the water, and a big fish was pierced by his fingers, turning white and floating on his stomach. Xie Yanke picked up the fish casually, threw it to the natural girl next to him, and said, "Make fish for us to eat at night." β
This flick of the finger is really extraordinary, not just anyone can do it. Xie Yanke showed his hand, and his intention was naturally to remind Huang Rong: I am Xie Yanke, if it is fake, who else but me can use such a beautiful finger magic power.
She thought that Huang Rong would be taken aback, scared and urinated, but saw Huang Rong flattened her mouth: "Wow, it looks amazing, but it's still much worse than my mother's." β
Xie Yanke was suddenly unhappy: "Who is your mother?" β
Huang Rong stuck out her tongue: "I won't tell you." β
Xie Yanke snorted, she didn't want to meet the little girl in general, so she didn't ask anymore.
At this moment, someone in a small boat in the distance shouted, "This girl is so handsome!" How about a drink on the lake? β
Everyone was surprised that there was someone next to us to greet us? Everyone turned their heads together, and saw a flat boat a few feet away parked in the lake, a fisherman sitting on the bow of the boat fishing, and a child in the stern. It was this fisherman who opened his mouth to greet him.
Li Yan listened to the other party's speech very politely, and it was not easy to refuse, rowing a small boat over, the two boats were together, only to see that the person who spoke and invited was an elderly man in his forties, very tall, sitting upright, Li Yan and others passed the boat, and he, the master, did not stand up, but seemed quite rude.
The man saw that Li Yan and the others had different faces, so he said, "Please take a seat." There is a disease in the lower legs. Can't stand up. Please forgive the three. β
It turned out that he had a disability in his leg, so he didn't get up to greet him, but it wasn't that he was rude, Li Yan and Xie Yanke were suddenly surprised.
The man hugged his fists again and said: "Under the surname Lu, the name is Chengfeng, and when I saw the girl fishing with her fingers, her skills were exquisite, and I couldn't help but say hello." Don't blame you for being offended. β
When Li Yan heard his name, he remembered that this is Taihu Lake, according to the original story of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", one of Huang Yaoshi's apprentices, Lu Chengfeng, happened to live in seclusion on the edge of Taihu Lake, his legs were broken by Huang Yaoshi, and he always wanted to re-enter Huang Yaoshi's door, so he desperately pursued Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng, who betrayed the master, in fact, he was also a hard-working bear child. And in the original book. When Guo Jing and Huang Rong came to Taihu Lake, they happened to meet Jin Guoqin's boat coming to Taihu Lake. As a result, he had a big fight with the Taihu Lake bandits.
Li Yan thought to himself: I don't want to run into a war! I'm almost Detective Conan, and everywhere I go, there's going to be trouble. But...... According to the original book, the Qin Cha of the Jin Kingdom should be Yang Kang, but in this plane, Yang Kang has become a good person, which means that there will be no Qin Cha, and I should not be able to encounter anything.
Thinking of this, Li Yan was already relieved, hugged his fist at Lu Chengfeng, and everyone introduced themselves. Then sit down and talk about some wind and snow, talk about a few ideal goals or something, but also have fun.
We chatted until the evening, when Lu Chengfeng invited Li Yan to his village to rest. Li Yan thought to himself: Anyway, it's getting late, and the horses also need to rest, so it doesn't hurt to stay here for one night. So he agreed, and followed Lu Chengfeng to Guiyunzhuang.
Li Yan has read the original work, of course, he knows that Guiyunzhuang is arranged according to some kind of peculiar mechanism formation, and when he walks into it, sure enough, Guiyunzhuang is extremely complex, and the whole is an octagonal shape, just like a gossip map, among which the pavilions, flowers and trees, are all arranged according to certain laws, and the whole manor is actually a huge five-element maze, which is much larger than the maze that Li Yan originally arranged in Heimu Cliff to deal with the two teachers of Fan Song and Zhao He.
He walked a few steps in the village, silently calculated the formation changes in his heart, and found that this huge maze was very wonderfully structured, and he couldn't help but indulge in it, and studied it with infinite joy. With his mathematical knowledge, it is not difficult to master the formation at all, the biggest difficulty lies in the lack of cheapness and observation, which is like a programmer with a very solid basic skills in programming languages, and also needs to watch more programs written by others, and learn some programming skills from them, so as to improve their own programming. And Guiyunzhuang is a huge formation written by a predecessor, Li Yan only needs to look at this formation, and he can learn a lot of knowledge from it.
Walking from the village gate to the guest room, Li Yan walked all the way, learning all the way, only to feel that his comprehension of the formation method was one layer deeper.
After it was dark, everyone rested in the guest room, Li Yan went to bed, meditating on the change of formation, but where could he sleep, and at the second watch, he suddenly heard a gentle knock on the window.
He got up and opened the window, only to see Huang Rong standing outside the window, and said with a smile: "Brother Yan, let's go to the night exploration and return to Yunzhuang." β
Li Yan smiled: "Don't make trouble. β
Huang Rong grinned and said: "Brother Yan, I found that you seem to be rough in the formation, this is the layout of Yunzhuang, Xie Yanke and the dog mongrel can't see it, only you go all the way, look all the way, and silently deduce the formation changes in your heart, right?" β
Li Yan thought to herself: Huang Rong is Huang Rong, she is really clever, and she can see this.
He admitted barely: "Yes, I know a little bit about the formation, and I feel that this Guiyunzhuang is very ingenious, so I ......"
Huang Rong grinned and said, "That's it, let's go, let's take advantage of the fact that there is no one in the middle of the night to carefully observe the formation of Guiyunzhuang, won't you be able to learn more?" βββ
Diary of a Lady:
My name is Ren Yingying, the former leader of the Sun and Moon God Cult, and the daughter of Ren Xing.
When I was very young, my mother got a license from the imperial court and established a martial arts school called Blackwood Cliff. On the day the school was built, I happily went to the opening ceremony, only to find out that the principal of the school was not my mother, but a girl named Dongfang Undefeated.
My mother disappeared and never returned home.
I searched, searched, searched, searched for many years, and my mother seemed to have disappeared, and never appeared on the rivers and lakes again.
I always thought that my mother was dead, until one day, Aunt Xiang Wentian found me, and she told me that my mother was still alive, and that she had been imprisoned by the evil Oriental girl who had taken her position as headmaster, and that the key to rescuing my mother was in the hands of the four dormitory administrators in Blackwood Cliff...... They are Meizhuang Danqingsheng, Lanzhuang Bald Biweng, Zhuzhuang Heibaizi, Juzhuang Huang Zhonggong......
I'm going to capture these four dormitory administrators and rescue my mother!
As for the method of capturing these four dormitory administrators, Aunt Xiang Wentian also told me that Dan Qingsheng likes painting, Bald Pen Weng likes calligraphy, black and white likes to play chess, and Huang Zhonggong likes music and rhythm, as long as I can find the ancient secret book of Qinqi calligraphy and painting, I will definitely be able to touch their hearts.
The first thing I found was a famous painting called "Traveling in Streams and Mountains", if I could get this painting, I could get the help of Dan Qingsheng, but unfortunately, the owner of this painting, Li Yan, was quite difficult...... But it doesn't matter, no matter how difficult it is, for the sake of my mother, I will fight to the end, even if I give everything I have!
Ren Yingying
Recorded in the process of pursuing "Traveling in Streams and Mountains" (to be continued......)
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