Chapter 284: Stealing the Sky and Changing the Sun (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Datang, at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.
In a mossy crevice of the stones, a golden haired ape was locked inside, with only its head and arms exposed, all of which could not move from the chest down.
The appearance of this monkey is also very miserable, the monkey hair is full of dust, the cheeks, eyebrows, and the top of the head actually grow moss, and the golden monkey hair has become gray and dusty, and it is tangled into a handful of ground, which is very dirty.
The monkey had obviously been locked up for a long time, and was very bored, so he reached out to catch the fleas on his body, caught one, and threw it in his mouth to eat.
After more than an hour of grabbing, the monkey suddenly shouted: "Old man, old man of the land, grandpa, I am thirsty!" ”
As soon as the words fell, a white-haired old man with a slender figure appeared on the ground next to him, holding a peachwood cane in one hand and a jar in the other.
The old man walked over and said with a smile: "Great Sage, your water is here." ”
It turned out that this monkey head was the Monkey King who made trouble in the heavenly palace more than ten years ago, and then was pressed by the Buddha under the mountain.
"Can you drink this Rausch thing? Change the water? "The monkey was very dissatisfied.
The land smiled: "Grandpa Buddha has instructed, you can only drink molten iron when you are thirsty, and you can only eat copper juice when you are hungry, and there is nothing else." ”
The monkey was impatient: "It's all nonsense, bring it!" "Something is better than nothing.
The land handed the jar of molten iron, and the monkey held it in both hands, and was not afraid of being hot, and drank it cleanly.
After drinking, he wiped his mouth, threw the jar aside, and said very unhappily: "Fortunately, grandpa, I don't have a bad golden body, otherwise I wouldn't have been tossed to death by you guys." ”
The old man of the land hurriedly carried the jar, bowed, and said, "The great sage is mighty." Then he hurried away.
The monkey was bored again and looked up. I saw that the peach tree on the mountain wall had already borne fruit, and the peaches were looming behind the leaves, almost ripe.
'Hey~ This is the first time the peach has ripened? The monkey sighed.
Anyway, he was bored, so he spit into a bullet, and with a 'poof' spit, he shot down a peach. The peach fell into the air, spit out again, hit the trajectory of the peach to the ground, and fell to this side with a grunt, and he bit it in his mouth, and ate it in a big gulp.
A hillside near the Marble Mountains.
On the slope was a flat meadow, there was not a single person, but somewhere in the meadow, there were noticeable human-shaped dents. But there were two invisible people lying on their stomachs.
These two people are naturally Sun Ran and Pangu.
"Teacher, this monkey is miserable enough."
"It's really miserable, I want to quit, if I live like this for the rest of my life, it's better to die." Sun Ran thought so.
"But the Buddha had other plans, feeding it copper juice and molten iron, in fact, he was helping him polish his body. At this moment, the monkey's mana had doubled compared to when it was first suppressed. It is estimated that except for the Bull Demon King, the other demon kings can't suppress him. Pangu explained.
Sun Ran nodded. Naturally, he saw it. Looking up at the sky, it was already four or five o'clock in the afternoon, and it would be dark in a while, so when the monkeys were confused, let's do it.
The two waited patiently.
Time flies, not for a while. The golden wuxi was sinking, the sky was dark, and the monkeys at the foot of the mountain were tired after a day, and their heads were little by little. Dozing off.
"It's now, on camouflage." Sun Ran shouted.
Pangu immediately blocked this area, and at the same time released a hologram that had been made a long time ago, with a perfect connection in the middle, completely seamless.
In the video, the monkey is still sleeping, and everything looks normal, just like before.
Then Sun Ran began to cast spells.
At the foot of the mountain, the Monkey King is dreaming.
He dreamed that he had returned to his former glory, no, it was to go further, kick the Jade Emperor aside, and he sat in that position, and all the immortals and Buddhas next to him were flattering, saluting him, and calling him the Monkey Jade Emperor.
Especially the Buddha's house, who was kneeling in front of him and laughing flatteringly, Guanyin, Chang'e, and fairies were all dancing to please him.
"Hehe, everyone else can be spared, but the Buddha, a thief, must be dealt with well." The Monkey King thought hatefully, so he said angrily: "Left and right Heavenly King, go, pull this big-eared thief with a long head full of bags to Chop Sendai and behead me!" ”
There were two immortals who received the order, dragged the Buddha down, and slashed it with a click, and the head rolled with a gurgling and rolled to the feet of the Monkey King.
"you" the Monkey King kicked out, kicked his head aside, and a dog sprang out of the corner, running away with his head in his mouth.
The Monkey King smiled, only to feel unusually relieved, and praised repeatedly: "Good dog, good dog!" ”
Just as he was happy, a gust of wind suddenly blew him away from the Jade Emperor's throne and flew in the air, higher and higher, higher and higher, as if he was going to be above the Nine Heavens.
At first, the Monkey King felt a little fresh, but as the altitude increased, the whole sky turned purple and black, and from time to time there were psychedelic flowing lights, which looked strange and scary.
"Where am I? I have never seen this place before, even if it is thirty-three days old, there is no such scene. ”
Thinking of the Tushi Palace, the Monkey King remembered the elixir of the Taishang Laojun, which chewed like fried beans and tasted strangely good.
While he was remembering, a bolt of lightning struck down suddenly, and with a 'click' sound, it slashed him from the sky.
The monkey felt that his body was falling rapidly, and he was falling, and he could not fall to the end, as if he was about to fall into the netherworld.
"I killed Rulai, didn't I suffer God's curse?!" The monkey was shocked.
I don't know how long it took for Lu Dao to finally fall to the bottom, he felt his body slammed, and he woke up.
When I opened my eyes, the night was still hazy in front of me, and the scenery did not change in the slightest, I moved my body, still restrained, and I knew that I had returned to the Five Elements Mountain, thinking back to the previous glory, and looking at the current miserable, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: "Hey, it turned out to be a dream." ”
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On the other side, Sun Ran had already taken the monkey's body from Haiti, and the trick just now was called 'Soul Extraction in a Dream', the monkey felt that his body was falling, thinking that it was just a nightmare, but in fact, his soul had already been withdrawn from his body.
As for the scene he saw when he 'woke up', it was equivalent to another dream, and the content of the dream was created by Pangu, which was exactly the same as here.
The principle of this method is very simple, it is just to connect the monkey's consciousness to another virtual space.
Sun Ran lay in the crack of the stone, his body couldn't move, and he felt very painful, but in order to complete the rich remuneration after completing the thought, he endured it for several years.
After a while, Pangu contacted him: "Teacher, I've already done it." That guy was placed in the new virtual world realm, the surrounding scenery is exactly the same as here, and the land is also there, and it is estimated that he will not wake up after staying in it for 1,800 years. ”
Sun Ran nodded: "It doesn't take 1,800 years, just wait for us to take the scriptures and kick the Buddha." ”
"Teacher, I'm glad I hurt you." Pangu said ashamedly.
"Silly, you think I'm really going to be waiting here. I'll sleep, and when the monk comes over, you wake me up. ”
One of his consciousness is here, the other consciousness is in the body of his home, and the other is living with Gu Weiwei on the Alien Earth. Even if this one sleeps, the other two days are still colorful.
After speaking, Sun Ran closed his eyes and began to sleep.
In his own feelings, his eyes were closed, his consciousness fell into darkness, and then Pangu's voice came from his ears: "Teacher, teacher, wake up, I came to the foot of the mountain with Sister Guanyin." ”
"How long?" Sun Ran opened his eyes and asked.
"It's been ten years." Pangu Road.
"Oh, time flies." Sun Ran stretched his waist, his whole body crackled like fried beans, and then he reached out and wiped his face, ripped off the thick moss on his head, and then began to wait.
Pangu didn't let him wait long, and half a day later, there was the sound of horses' hooves at the bottom of the mountain, and when Sun Ran looked up, he saw a white horse, carrying a monk with thin skin and tender meat, walking slowly and leisurely.
"This is Tang Sanzang, others also call him Tang Seng, it is Guanyin's sister who became, a woman dressed as a man, a sixth-level mana, and a magic weapon is also brought on her body." Pangu secretly introduced.
Zhilu said. We are now the descendants of the destroyers, the aborigines whose memories have been blinded, and we must cooperate carefully in the future, so as not to have flaws and be discovered. Sun Ran instructed.
"Okay." Pangu was silent.
After a while, the white horse arrived carrying Tang Seng.
Sun Ran shouted at the right time: "Master, I'm here, save me." (To be continued......)