Chapter [336]: An accident in the kitchen
Dongfang Chen rolled his eyes for a while, and then said: "I don't think you're stupid, because you're really stupid!" ”
Scarlett Johansson immediately let out a loud startle, turned around, and pounced on Dongfang Chen: "Ah! I'll kill you! ”
Scarlett Johansson pounced on Dongfang Chen like a hungry tiger, and greeted Dongfang Chen like a rain of small fists.
"Eh, stop, I'm still cooking, I don't have time to mess around!" Dongfang Chen immediately drank it.
"Shut up a fart hand, see how your aunt teaches you!" Scarlett Johansson didn't care, she threw Dongfang Chen to the ground, and her whole delicate body pressed her head on Dongfang Chen's body.
Suddenly, Dongfang Chen felt a pair of round soft flesh squeezing his chest, and at the same time, a fresh feminine smell came to his face, making Dongfang Chen a little trance.
The touch on the chest is really too comfortable, soft and elastic, and there is a delicate silky feeling, this feeling is really good, so that Dongfang Chen can't help but want to scream.
Scarlett Johansson was really unconscious, and her delicate body writhed like a snake, trying to get up.
Dongfang Chen suddenly felt the delicate and smooth friction on his chest, Dongfang Chen gasped, this girl was so feeling that he couldn't help but breathe.
Dongfang Chen's arms tightly wrapped around Scarlett Johansson's delicate body, he didn't want to let go, as soon as he let go, this crazy girl was going to greet him with a rain fist, he didn't want to be beaten again, so he hugged Scarlett Johansson so tightly and didn't let Scarlett Johansson hold up.
Scarlett Johansson writhed wildly, trying to break free, and then got up and beckoned to Dongfang Chen fiercely with a rain fist, letting this guy know how powerful she was.
Scarlett Johansson writhed frantically, and there was a burst of pleasure in Dongfang Chen's chest, and Dongfang Chen couldn't hold back and didn't scream.
"Let go, you let go!" Scarlett Johansson screamed as she writhed wildly.
"Don't let go! Resolutely hold on! "Dongfang Chen is not so stupid, isn't he the one who suffers as soon as he lets go?
Hearing Dongfang Chen's answer, Scarlett Johansson suddenly became extremely angry, and the range of body twisting became more and more, at this time, the loose white shirt on Scarlett Johansson's body had been completely displaced, I don't know when, the purple lace bra on Scarlett Johansson's chest completely broke free from the comfort, revealed, and stuck to Dongfang Chen's chest, rubbing fiercely, this feeling was even stronger.
And the hem of the white shirt has climbed up a lot, and it can no longer cover Scarlett Johansson's plump buttocks.
However, Scarlett Johansson and Dongfang Chen still didn't notice it and were still fighting.
"Let go, you let go!" Scarlett Johansson threatened.
"Leak! No way! Dongfang Chen also replied with certainty.
Scarlett Johansson's feet twisted more and more, especially the pair of majestic jade rabbits on his chest frantically rubbing Dongfang Chen's chest to the comfort of the touch, as well as the strong feminine fragrance, which suddenly made Dongfang Chen feel it.
Of course, Scarlett Johansson and Dongfang Chen were shocked, and their bodies stiffened.
Because Scarlett Johansson's thigh between her legs felt a pillar of optimus, and the awkward position was overwhelmed.
The two stopped their movements in an instant and stayed on the spot.
Time seemed to have stopped, and there was no sound around him, only the heavy breathing of the two of them.
It took a while for Scarlett Johansson to react, her little face flushed and she was shy. She exclaimed, "Ah! Pervert! ”
After a while, Scarlett Johansson propped up her senses, staring at Dongfang Chen with a crimson and coquettish face, and her eyes were even more complicated, there were shyness, anger and surprise, and the feelings were very complicated.
Dongfang Chen also stood up in a daze, he rarely encountered such a situation, he really didn't know what to do, so he stood there in a daze.
Scarlett Johansson suddenly shouted at Dongfang Chen: "Pervert! ”
Then she blushed and shyly rushed out of the kitchen. Dongfang Chen turned his head in a daze, looking at the back of Scarlett Johansson rushing out of the kitchen, and lost his mind for a while.
Suddenly, the stunned Dongfang Chen burst out in surprise: "Damn, thong!" ”
Scarlett Johansson, who had just rushed out of the kitchen door, heard Dongfang Chen's words, and her feet slipped and she almost fell to the ground.
I really didn't expect Comrade Scarlett Johansson to be so energetic in private, wearing a thong, I really underestimated this girl before.
Suddenly, a scorching smell came into Dongfang Chen's nostrils, Dongfang Chen slapped his thigh violently, and exclaimed: "Damn, my dish!" ”
Dongfang Chen immediately turned around and rushed to the stove. Outside the kitchen, there was a coquettish laugh: "Poof! ”
Well, Kung Pao Chicken can't be eaten, it's completely charcoal-fried chicken, it's completely black, and you can't eat it at all. This is Dongfang Chen's most failed and worst cooking history, even when he first learned to cook, he was never so bad.
Dongfang Chen sighed for a while and said: "Brother's reputation has been ruined like this, hey, what kind of face will my brother have in the culinary world in the future?" ”
Without Kung Pao Chicken, Dongfang Chen directly used the remaining muscles to make a cold dish - white cut chicken!
After Scarlett Johansson's trick, Dongfang Chen is a little out of shape, and now Dongfang Chen's head always recalls the scene just now, especially the comfortable and refreshing touch. Of course, there is also Scarlett Johansson's round and upturned buttocks at the last moment, and the little purple cloth strip in the hip gap.
Dongfang Chen himself was a little dissatisfied with this meal, this did not play Dongfang Chen's level at all, it was a little abnormal, this was completely to blame Scarlett Johansson, this goblin, which simply affected his performance.
When he was at the dinner table, Dongfang Chen was still thinking about how to face Scarlett Johansson in his heart, after all, the two had such intimate contact in the kitchen before, and Scarlett Johansson cursed repeatedly when he ran out: "Pervert!" ”
When we meet later, will Scarlett Johansson give Dongfang Chen a face and put the dishes on the table on his face?
Soon the answer was revealed, and Scarlett Johansson seemed to have lost her memory in an instant, and there was nothing abnormal at all, as if what had just happened in the kitchen had never happened.
Scarlett Johansson talked and laughed with Dongfang Chen and Misha Patton without any anomalies, and kept complimenting: "Wow! It's so delicious! Touhou, you are fantastic! Wow, how can it be so delicious? Dongfang, I think I can't do without you in the future, you make so delicious, better than the Chinese restaurants in Chinatown. ”
Misha Barton also admired: "Of course, the craftsmanship of the East is very good! Those Chinese restaurants don't have Oriental craftsmanship. ”
Seeing that Scarlett Johansson did not break out, Dongfang Chen breathed a sigh of relief and began to warmly greet the two beauties to dinner.
Today, Dongfang Chen has been affected a little, which is not at the usual level of Dongfang Chen, but it is easy to fool two foreigners, Scarlett Johansson and Misha Barton both eat happily.
Of course, these two beauties were also choked with spicy enough, and they ate profusely and sweated. They shouted spicy food, but they kept putting vegetables into their bowls.
Misha Barton is a good friend of Dongfang Chen, Dongfang Chen often cooks, and spends a lot of time with Dongfang Chen, Misha Barton can use chopsticks now, but Scarlett Johansson can't, Scarlett Johansson uses a spoon directly.
Scarlett Johansson kept eating, and said to Dongfang Chen: "Dongfang, you must teach me to use chopsticks, you must teach me!" ”
Dongfang Chen immediately nodded and said, "Yes!" I'll definitely teach you! ”
Everyone had a great time, especially Scarlett Johansson, who felt it was the best Chinese food she had ever eaten in her life. After eating, Scarlett Johansson gave Dongfang Chen a thumbs up, and Chen praised it.
Scarlett Johansson had eaten a lot today, she was very full, and her lower abdomen was distended, which made Scarlett Johansson frown.
Misha Barton was no better, and the two of them just sat on the couch and frowned, as if regretting that they had just eaten too much.
"Oops! What should I do? I'm back to lose weight! Scarlett Johansson immediately exclaimed, with a look of regret on her face.
Misha Barton's face was not good-looking, and she frowned slightly: "It's all Dongfang's fault, how can he make such a delicious thing to tempt us?" Damn it! ”
Scarlett Johansson felt the same way, and said viciously: "Yes, it's all to blame on the East, why did he make this thing so delicious?" He should be dragged out and shot! ”
Scarlett Johansson looks like an innocent little Lori when she gets angry.
"Poof!" Scarlett Johansson and Misha Patton couldn't help themselves, and they burst out laughing, as if they had thought of something very funny.
Laughing enough, Misha Barton stroked her bulging lower abdomen and said, "If you had to choose again, would you choose not to eat it?" ”
Scarlett Johansson closed her eyes and thought carefully for a moment, then opened her eyes and said firmly, "No! Must eat! You can't let the East eat it all! ”
"Poof!" Scarlett Johansson and Misha Barton couldn't help it again and burst out laughing.
Dongfang Chen was clearly holding the tableware in the kitchen, listening to the laughter from time to time in the living room, Dongfang Chen wondered for a while, what was it that made these two people so happy?
After dinner, Scarlett Johansson and Misha Barton had planned to go to the bar to sit down, but now there is nothing to do at home, it is boring, it is better to go to the bar and sit.
However, now that both of them are very full, they don't want to move, so they cancel their plans to go to the bar.
Dongfang Chen felt that it was necessary for the two of them to digest and digest, so he took the two out for a walk.
Dongfang Chen's three people are all public figures, if they go out like this, they will definitely detonate the world the next day, and there are often reporters and paparazzi squatting outside Dongfang Chen's residence, so at this time, it is even more impossible to go out.
Therefore, Dongfang Chen and the three of them went for a simple walk in the backyard and exercised to digest it.
It was still very cold in Birmingham now, and even small snowflakes were floating in the sky, but the snowflakes were not too big, and the three of them did not go back to the house, but played in the backyard and did sports to digest them.
It was only after nine o'clock in the evening that the three of them returned to their rooms. However, it was still early days, and the three of them found another game to play, and that was to play poker. Comrade Scarlett Johansson played big at this time, and directly mentioned playing poker and undressing.