I lay quietly on the ground, Lu Yuxin's hurried footsteps came in my ears, and then a fragrance came to my nose, obviously she squatted down, stretched out her arm to support the back of my neck, and slapped me lightly: "Guodong, Guodong"

Sweat!

Is it good for Nima to save people and pinch people, but she slapped her,

Then she seemed to react suddenly, and said "oh" to herself. Stretching out her thumb and pinching my philtrum acupoint, the problem is that the philtrum acupoint is between the nostrils and the upper lip, but she pinched the pulp acupoint between my lower lip and chin, I don't know whether to open my eyes or continue to pretend to be dizzy.

"Guodong, Guodong," Lu Yuxin shouted twice, and then took a sip: "Ciao, people are living people who suffocate urine to death, you are good, a big living person can actually knock the security door and faint, I really convinced you!" ”

Dizzy, people are anxious to save people, she doesn't say that she saves people slowly, but she is still ridiculing.

Besides. It seems that Ah Long is downstairs, can't she save people and call people? But instead of shouting, he dragged me into the office, closed the door, and put me directly at the door, and then seemed to open the door of the dark room, and after a while came out of it, stood beside me and asked, "Hey, little rabbit, are you awake?" ”

Damn, I was knocked unconscious, didn't I fall asleep, and she shouted like that? If I open my eyes after he finishes shouting, it won't be her, but me, okay?

I had to endure it.

I felt her crouch down again, repeat what she had just done at the door, stretch out her arms to lift me up, then put my neck on her thighs, pinch my nostrils with one hand, and hold a disposable cup with the other, and pour water into my mouth.

"Boom", I was forced to pour a mouthful, she continued to pour into my mouth, the water was warm, salty, and a little astringent, and at the same time there was a strange smell, I really couldn't swallow it, opened my mouth "poof" and squirted out of my mouth, sat up and "bah". Looking at her and asking, "What are you giving me to drink?" ”

Lu Yuxin looked at me expressionlessly and asked rhetorically, "Wake up?" It's good to wake up, I thought you couldn't sleep for a long time! ”

As she spoke, she was about to get up, and I felt more and more wrong. Grabbing her arm, he asked, "What did you just pour me, why is it so bad?" ”

Lu Yuxin gave me a blank look: "It's not hard to drink, you will wake up so soon?" ”

"What the hell is it?"

She handed me a disposable paper cup: "Don't you know when you smell it?" ”

I put it under my nostrils and kissed it, frowned, and asked, "This isn't pee, is it?" ”

"Yes," Lu Yuxin said seriously, "I heard that urine can save lives." I've just peed, don't I feel a little warm? ”

"Wow" I felt nauseous, got up and rushed to the bathroom in the dark room, lying on the sink and vomiting for a long time.

Unlike other people who succeeded in tricking and hiding next to me and snickering secretly, seeing me lying in the basin and vomiting, she stood at the door of the bathroom and continued to ask seriously: "By the way, haven't you learned kung fu?" Did your master tell you that when you save people, it is better to use the urine you just urinated, or to wait for the urine to be cold for a while? ”

Hearing her say this, I was so sick that I almost threw up the breakfast I had eaten a week ago.

Lu Yuxin actually walked up to me and reached out to pat my vest. He also looked very contemptuous and said, "Cut, as for it?" Is my urine really that bad and so disgusting? ”

Originally, I was almost vomiting, and when I heard her say this, I threw up "wow" in the basin again, and now I finally tasted Lu Yuxin's power, she is seriously disgusting, if I didn't have something to ask her, I would just press her against the wall and strangle her.

As soon as I stopped vomiting, she said, "I said."

I quickly turned around and covered her mouth: "I said, why can't you stop talking?" I've never seen you so disgusting! ”

Lu Yuxin gave me a blank look, turned around and walked towards the door.

I saw that there was only one set of toiletries in the bathroom, and I couldn't manage much, so I picked up her toothbrush and brushed my teeth, and washed my face with her towel, and I don't know if it was a psychological effect, or if she was so clean, I always felt that the toothbrush she used was very fresh, and her towel was even more fragrant.

After I washed my face and hung the towel on the shelf, she stood in the door and suddenly said, "Let's wash it with another towel!" ”

I glanced at her, "Why?" ”

"What you just used is what I usually use to wash my ass." After speaking. She turned, and then left the dark room and walked towards the office.

I especially feel that she poured a basin of sewage from head to toe, paralyzed, don't you tease people like this? That's a bit too much.

I suddenly waved my fist, and I couldn't help but smash the washing mirror in front of me, but when the fist was about to touch the mirror, I still held back, and suddenly figured out in my heart that she could use this way to fix my Gu, which actually contained a taste of flirting between lovers.

It seems that Aaron is right. Her feelings for me are complex and changeable, it can be said that it is a mixture of love and hate, and there is more love than hate.

I learned to take off another towel, rewash my face, and straighten my suit in front of the mirror. When I came out of the dark room, I found a young and beautiful clerk, who had just finished cleaning the urine I had just sprayed on the floor, and was pushing the door to leave the office.

Lu Yuxin leaned on the boss's chair from a distance, and the two slender **s were the same as that night, crossed on the boss's desk, holding a cigarette in her hand, and sniffing it under her nostrils.

She used to be a big smoker, and her current action is undoubtedly listening to what I said that day. I didn't suck it anymore, but just put it under my nose and smelled it, which shows that she cares about everything I say and takes it to heart.

I walked around the boss's desk and walked over to her, as I had done that night, and she turned her face to the side and looked like she was ignoring her.

"Yuxin." I said quietly: "I don't have anyone today, my head was smashed by you, my urine was forced to drink by you, and I washed my face with the towel you used to wash my butt, all of this is not to say, I want to ask you for a favor, is it okay?" ”

Lu Yuxin turned her face slightly and said expressionlessly, "Why do I help you?" You left here that day in a very dashing way, how about it, show me one more dashing? ”

"Yuxin. Can we stop making trouble? ”

"Who made a fuss with you? Oh, you and I are here at the vegetable garden gate, you can enter if you want, and you can go out if you want? What else did you say that my head was smashed by me, obviously you are stupid and can't even avoid the security door, is it good to be smashed by the security door? I'm forcing you to drink pee? If you don't let you drink, you're still lying on the ground and pretending, you brought it on yourself! As for washing my face with the towel that washed my butt, I wasn't even worried that the puberty pimple beans that popped up all over your face would spread to my buttocks, what else do you have to be wronged about? ”

the groove. I didn't expect Lu Yuxin to hurt people, so I don't want to.

I tried my best to suppress the anger in my heart and said, "Okay, I'm sorry, I brought everything on myself today, okay?" What I want to ask you for now is that I want you to go to the hospital. ”

"What for?"

"The attending doctor said that my uncle's situation is basically a vegetative state, and normal medication can only maintain the status quo, and if you want to change in essence, you can only turn to you."

"Me?"

"Yes, my uncle is already brain dead, and he was scolded by you yesterday, and he miraculously recovered his brain waves, so the doctor's advice is to ask you to continue to scold him and see if there is a better effect?"

"Damn, what kind of bullshit doctor came up with this bad idea? If scolding can cure diseases, won't all the shrews in the world be against the sky? ”

I smiled and said, "Maybe my uncle is too impressed with you, and at the same time he is very jealous of you, so he is very sensitive to your voice, maybe what the attending doctor said is right, and is constantly stimulated by your voice, maybe my uncle's visual, perceptual and sensory systems, if not fully recovered, can at least be triggered." ”

"What did you trigger him for? That old immortal should have died a few years ago, and he has made a lot of money by living to this day, what's the matter, let me scold him and then harm people? If you want to scold yourself, I don't have time to care about that bird matter! ”

I reached out and stroked her thigh, and said in a low voice, "Yuxin, I beg you." ”

"Where the hell are you spending your hands? Get out of the way! When I withdrew my hand, she continued, "You beg me?" The question is how old are you, you have a big face, and you usually wash your face with a footbasin? ”

"Enough!" I don't know where I got my popularity, and I thought: even if she wants to flirt with me, she shouldn't be at this time!

I stared at her without blinking my eyes and asked, "Are you going or not?" ”

"Scare me?" Lu Yuxin suddenly put the cigarette in her mouth, lit it with a lighter with a "pop", took a puff of the cigarette and sprayed it in my face, and said decisively: "Don't go!" ”