Chapter 2 Strange Shu Huang and Xiao Zhengtai

Updated: 2013-07-01

Chapter 2: Strange Shu Huang and Xiao Zhengtai

Li Zihan thought sadly: Could this be my brother's crossing? Just get my brother from Sichuan to Italy and it's over?

Touching the only remaining 300 yuan in his pocket, Fake, he can't even afford a ticket back, do you want my brother to jump into the Mediterranean Sea and swim back? Or go to that so-called Politecnico di Torino?

Just when Li Zihan was worried about his livelihood, a middle-aged Italian uncle came to him and looked at Li Zihan with an "obscene" face, of course, the so-called obscenity is what Li Zihan thinks.

"Lad, do you like football?" Conte asked the first question.

He asked in English, although Li Zihan came out of an orphanage, but he is also a college student, although he has graduated, he can still understand and answer these simple communication words.

Li Zihan's first reaction was, is there also human traffickers in Italy? The second reaction and the second reaction are that this product loves this brother?

The uncle who said the pit dad generally loves Lori, and the royal sister generally loves Zhengtai? But in front of his sister, why does this strange Shu millet like his little Zhengtai?

Could it be that shijie is changing too fast that I haven't understood it yet?

In an instant, Li Zihan's face turned bitter melon color, I have to say that our eighteen-year-old Li Zihan's children's shoes are still a bit capital, a little round baby face, and the first impression of the immature face is that of a cute child, of course, if you put on women's clothes and a wig, no one will deny that he is a girl.

And also a cute little girl.

Li Zihan thought about it, anyway, now that he is unfamiliar with his life and has no way to go back, why don't he temporarily get rid of the money for the journey back and kick him?

But as soon as this idea came out, it was vetoed by Li Zihan himself, hmph, resolutely not sacrificing hue, my brother is still a virgin, how can I deal with it so easily for the first time.

So Li Zihan decided to be false and wronged first.

So Li Zihan's "innocent" face immediately turned into an "innocent" smile and said: "I like it, I like football the most." ”

This is his deliberate pretending to be stupid and naΓ―ve, after all, Li Zihan's face is quite fraudulent compared to his heart, as the "boss" of the orphanage and welfare home, he does a lot of stealing chickens and dogs, and basically belongs to the type of not opening the house for three days.

But at the end of each year, when some caring people from the society and the government come to visit these poor children, our Li Zihan children's shoes do not waste his lovely face at all, and often "cute" smile at the thief called by his uncle and aunt.

Sure enough, those caring people were moved by this cute smiling face, so a large number of candy, new clothes and New Year's money were unceremoniously "laughed" by him.

What's the horse? Do you think this is the most shameless side of our Li Zihan children's shoes?

Where is this, and what is even more shameless is that it is still to come.

After collecting his "New Year's goods", he hurriedly went through the window to the girl's room, and then when he raised his fist, a girl lent him a set of women's clothes without hesitation.

They knew that this thing didn't know what it was, even though they didn't know what it meant. But if you don't borrow it, this guy will really hit people.

Then Li Zihan put on women's clothes and came to the caring people pitifully to "complain", saying that his brother (Li Zihan in men's clothes) took a lot of gifts but didn't give her one, and these caring people who love children were embarrassed to embarrass their brothers, so they had to take out a lot of gifts.

Then Li Zihan pretended to laugh in children's shoes, and then thanked all the "cute" uncles and aunts, and returned to the room to count his "loot".

However, it is worth mentioning that Li Zihan gave all the girls' clothes that he couldn't wear to the girl who lent him the clothes when he returned the girls' clothes.

But don't be naΓ―ve to think that this product suddenly opened up the "Rendu Second Pulse" and then opened up. In fact, he has the mentality of long-term investment, he thinks that he can't use these things anyway, so it's better to give them to her, and then at the end of next year, maybe he doesn't need to threaten him, and the little girl will borrow his clothes by herself.

You see, our Li Zihan children's shoes showed the potential of a businessman from an early age, when he was only eight years old.

Ahem, ahem, ahem, we're too far away, let's get back to business.

Conte listened to Li Zihan's answer, and secretly said that there was a drama in his heart, and then happily asked his second question: "Do you want to play football?" Professional Football!! Serie A!! ”

Conte has recently been driven crazy by the goals set by the board of directors and the current attacking lineup, you must know how many dream-chasing football teenagers in Italy with his Juventus fame want to get into it!

However, this is also related to Li Zihan's performance just now, you must know that Conte was also a player when he was young, and he was also an excellent player at Juventus, so he could see at a glance that the slightly "immature" "little bird" in front of him had great potential.

When our little friend Li Zihan heard this, he was stunned at first, and then walked to the opposite street.

Conte was a little depressed when he saw this situation, didn't this bear kid have the dream of chasing football?

Then he quickly ran forward and grabbed Li Zihan and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

Li Zihan didn't answer with his toe toe: "Oh, I'll ask the hospital how to go, I just 'flown tole' to Italy and am not familiar with it." ”

Conte was puzzled and asked the fourth question they met: "What are you doing at the hospital?" ”

This time, our Li Zihan children's shoes turned back, and he looked at the uncle in front of him with a sincere face: "Uncle, I think you are not lightly ill, so let's go to the hospital quickly, Aunt Wang said, 'If you are sick, you have to be treated, and you can't delay it'." ”

Conte's face was suddenly covered with black lines, and he immediately saw that the problem was there.

The bear kid in front of me doesn't know my uncle!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doesn't this little kid watch TV? Don't watch football games? Don't have access to the Internet? I don't know if it was Uncle I led the team to win the Serie A championship last season?

Conte really didn't think that in Italy, there were people who didn't know him Serie A champion coach Antonio? Courtney. Especially in the city of Turin, where Juventus is born and located, and in Juventus' new Alpine stadium.

If you do a poll in Italy, maybe two or three out of ten people don't know who the Italian prime minister is, but there is absolutely no one who doesn't know who Antonio is? Who is Conte for. Including their Juventus fans and the fans of their rivals' sworn enemies.

You must know that in Europe, the government and the public attach great importance to football to the point of "outrageous", especially in Italy, one of the football kingdoms.

But he really misunderstood Li Zihan's children's shoes, first of all, our Li Zihan little pot friend is a Chinese with "roots and red seedlings", not Italian; Secondly, he usually watches La Liga and the Premier League, and as for Serie A, he only knows a few famous teams.

"Ahem" Conte coughed a few times to relieve the embarrassment, and then stretched out his right hand to Li Zihan: "Acquaintance, my name is Antonio?" Antonio Conte is the manager of Juventus in the Italian Serie A. ”

Li Zihan reflexively stretched out his right hand to shake it with him and introduced himself: "Nice to meet you, my name is Li Zihan, and I am an exchange student between Polytechnic University of Turin and China. ”

Li Zihan hesitated, but still reported the name of the Turin Polytechnic University, and now told the uncle in front of him that he was a student of the Sichuan Institute of Physical Education in China, and it is estimated that the uncle does not know which side of the north is.

Well? And so on Juventus head coach????? Nani? This "obscene" uncle in front of him is the head coach of the giant Juventus??

Juventus didn't know that the job was too lonely.

"Juventus Juventus? Head coach? You, you, me, and I" poor Li Zihan children's shoes "surprised" and couldn't even speak.

Conte on the other side secretly wiped his sweat, and the bear child finally understood.

"That's right, the head coach of Juventus is me, we are just one substitute striker in the team at the moment, I think you are not bad, are you interested in playing football at Juventus? Of course, it's just a substitute, and if you want to play in the main team, I might also let you go to the second team or the youth camp. Conte said with a gentlemanly face.

"Go to the first team and play as a substitute." Poor Li Zihan is estimated to be suffering from stuttering.

However, he still did not hesitate to agree to the invitation to go to Juventus to play as a substitute and go to the second team and the academy? Only a fool would do that!

Someone once said: "It's not a good thing that something good happens too quickly, there will be no pie in the sky!" ”

In Li Zihan's opinion, the people who say this are generally unprepared people, or people who have missed the opportunity.

Li Zihan knew that opportunities would only be given to those who were prepared, and he thought that he was one of the small group of people who were ready.

Just kidding, I've been playing football for years, aren't I ready?

When he thought like this, he didn't think of people who had been playing football for more than ten years or decades.

"Very good, I can see at a glance that you were born to play football, oh no no you were born for football, I believe that in the next few years you will bloom your own glory, you will achieve unforgettable glory in Juventus, you will be the next Messi!!" Conte gushed endlessly, and it was hard to believe that the coach in front of him was Juventus, who won Serie A last season.

You don't have a show, your whole family is a play

Li Zihan children's shoes did not react from the surprise for a while, and directly listened to Messi's English as "no play" in Chinese.

At the same time, this guy is also speculating, this guy in front of him is really the head coach of Juventus? How do you look like a liar and a psychopath who escaped from the hospital.

What no one knows is that some of the confused conversations between a weird Shu Huang and a little Shota outside the New Alpine Stadium will bring earth-shaking shocks to Italian football and shijie football in the future!

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High-speed debut of the latest chapter of the Green Knight,This chapter is the second chapter of the strange Shu and Xiao Zhengtai address for if you think this chapter is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in the QQ group and Weibo!