"Well, I think." Xu Zifeng said with a meaningful smile.

"Phew, I'm asking you, what do you want to do when you pick me up?" Chen Meixi's pretty face was blushing, as if she had been smeared with a layer of rouge, which looked even more attractive under the reflection of the lights.

"Hey, hey."

Xu Zifeng laughed twice, and said mysteriously: "I want to do what you are thinking, don't worry, daughter-in-law, I have made all preparations." ”

"Have you taken a shower?"

"Not yet."

"Don't touch me if you don't wash it."

"Daughter-in-law, are you a Virgo? I feel like you're a bit of a cleanliness fetish, and you have to let me take a shower first every time..."

"Then will you wash it?"

"Wash, I'll wash it right away, but before I wash, I have to do one thing first."

"What's the matter?"

"Carry you to the bed and lie down."

“......”

Ten minutes later, Xu Zifeng took a bath, and when he was about to go into the room to do something big, the pig happened to come upstairs to see it, so he smiled and said, "Brother Feng, why are you so happy whistling?" ”

"What do you little kid know? Run your crocodile to sleep. Xu Zifeng glared at him, and then quickly opened the door and flashed in.

Leaving the pig with a puzzled face, he murmured, "Isn't it just doing that with my sister-in-law?" It's like I haven't done it before, cut, I'm afraid you haven't tried it in the bathroom, have you? Call me a little brat, and I don't know who it is. ”

"Squeak!"

The door opened, Xu Zifeng stretched his head out and squinted his eyes and said, "You just have a bad brain, you don't have to go to the bathroom to suffer if you have a bed?" Why don't you go to the trash can and do it? ”

After speaking, without waiting for the pig to reply, only to hear the "bang", Xu Zifeng closed the door again, the pig looked at the door, and then looked at the "crocodile" in his arms, so he said to the crocodile: "It's almost winter, whether anyone helps me warm the bed, it's all up to you, tonight will be cheap for you, let you sleep with me." ”

"Uhhhhhh

Xiao Erha raised his head and whined at the pig, and finally nodded his head, as if he really understood what the pig said.

"Count yourself smart, when you grow up and can eat bones, my brother will reward you with a few big bones and collapse all your teeth."

After the pig finished speaking, when he was about to go back to his room to sleep, the door of Long Xue'er's room suddenly opened, and he saw Long Xue'er standing inside and whispering to the pig: "Dead pig." ”

Sao Pig turned his head and saw Long Xue'er's disheveled appearance, he was suddenly startled, and said, "Chartered wife, what are you doing?" ”

"Come here."

"What?"

"I'll let you come."

"Oh."

Sao Pig nodded and came to the door of Long Xue'er's room to stop, and wondered, "Why do you have to let me come over?" ”

"Come into my room." After Long Xue'er finished speaking, she turned sideways and stepped out of the way.

“......”

Sao Zhu was stunned for two seconds, then shook his head and said, "Forget it, I don't have the habit of going into a girl's room, and besides, you're not my girlfriend." ”

"You come in first, I have something to tell you." Long Xue'er said.

"If there's anything to say here, why go in?" Sao Pig was puzzled, if a girl invited him into the boudoir like this before, he would definitely nod and agree, but the charter wife is not an ordinary girl, and he still has a faint pain in his waist now.

As the saying goes, who is not afraid of the dark if you have seen a ghost? Besides, it's not the first time that a pig has been sassed.

"I'm asking you one last time, can you get in?" Long Xue'er's pretty face turned cold, Sao Zhu was stunned, and finally nodded: "I declare in advance, you yourself have to let me in, not me on purpose." ”

"Okay, that's long-winded." After Long Xue'er finished speaking, she turned around and walked in.

Sao Pig stood at the door and took a few deep breaths, and then resolutely pushed open the door of the room and walked in, to say that the rooms of girls and boys are different, as soon as he came in, he smelled a fragrance that he could usually smell on Long Xue'er.

Before he could look at the room, Long Xue'er said, "Close the door." ”

"It's... There's no need for that, is it? Sao Pig didn't know what was going on, anyway, he had a feeling of fear now.

"Locked up." Long Xue'er gritted her teeth and said.

"Ugh."

Sao Pig obediently closed the door, at this time, Long Xue'er suddenly stopped talking, Sao Pig was bored, so he looked around the room.

Beautiful dresser, there are a lot of stars and paper cranes folded with paper on the wall, and there is a very small wind chime hanging on the bedside next to it, but because there is no wind in the room, the wind chime does not make a sound, the left is the wardrobe, and there is a container in the lower right corner of the wardrobe.

Why did he react so strangely?

Because inside the container, he saw some things that he shouldn't see, most of which were mainly pink and yellow.

"The cups aren't small, huh?" Sao Pig suddenly came out with such a sentence.

"What cups aren't small?" Long Xue'er was originally sitting on the bed, and she called Sao Pig to come in because she wanted to say sorry to Sao Pig, but after Sao Pig came in, she felt that "I'm sorry" was so difficult to say, so she became silent.

Who knew that the pig suddenly said "The cup is not small", she didn't react to what it meant at the first time, so she asked, and after she finished asking, she looked back at the pig, and then followed the pig's gaze, she finally knew why the pig said that.

Because inside the container, it was all her underwear that she had changed out.

"Bastard, where do you look?" Long Xue'er scolded.

"Chartered wife, I don't usually see it, it turns out that you are quite material?" Others have forgotten the pain of the scar, but his scar is not healed, and the pain has been thrown out of the clouds.

You must know that the two pieces of tender meat on his waist are still purple.

"Is your skin itchy again?" Long Xue'er said coldly.

"Is it wrong to praise you?" Sao Pig was stunned.

"What do you say?"

After Long Xue'er finished speaking, she immediately got up and walked towards the pig, and when the pig saw this, she seemed to know that something was about to happen to him, so he stepped back step by step.

"Die." Long Xue'er suddenly pounced on the pig with her teeth and claws, where would the pig stand in place and obediently tie her hands and arrest it?

As soon as he dodged, he dodged Long Xue'er's first wave of attacks, fortunately, he has lost weight now, and he insists on exercising every day, his sensitivity is compared to before, it is simply like two people, although the room is limited in space, but Long Xue'er wants to catch him in a short time, it is obviously a little difficult.

So, one chased and one hid, and the two of them played a game of eagle catching chickens in the room, who knew that they were running, and the pig didn't know what he tripped under his feet, anyway, he didn't stand firm all of a sudden, and the bed happened to be next to him, and he fell on the bed as a result.

Long Xue'er was chasing him, and he didn't expect the pig to suddenly fall on the bed, she didn't stop for a moment, and then she tripped under her feet, and then, she fell down with a scream.

"Poof!"

"Whew!"

Long Xue'er fell impartially on the pig, and the pig only felt a sharp pain in his waist instantly, and then couldn't help wailing.

The picture at this time.

Sao Pig was lying on the bed, and Long Xue'er was lying in his arms.

Smelling the faint fragrance coming from Long Xue'er's body, Sao Zhu lost his mind for a moment, and even the pain in his waist was temporarily forgotten by him.

As for the little Erha that Sao Pig was holding just now, he had already run to the kennel to sleep with Long Xue'er's little Erha at this time.

Long.

"Knock knock..."

Sao Pig and Long Xue'er didn't speak, no one moved, they kept this posture for a long time, I don't know that from that second, Sao Zhu's pair of salty pig hands have been placed on Long Xue'er's waist, although he has no bad behavior, but, his hand is indeed on Long Xue'er's waist, and Long Xue'er did not struggle or refuse, but did not say a word.

At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door, followed by Zhang Yiheng's worried voice outside the door: "Xue'er, what's wrong with you?" Brother Sao, are you in Xue'er's room? ”

"Ahh

Long Xue'er let out a low cry, and then wanted to get up, but was held by the pig's hands, not only did she not get up, but she pressed on the pig's body again with a "poof".

"Suck!!"

Sao Pig couldn't help but gasp, not because it was cool, but because of the pain, Long Xue'er fell on him for the second time, and there was a sharp pain in his waist instantly.

"Bastard, let go of your hands." Long Xue'er said in annoyance.

"Let go of what?"

"You put your arms around my waist, I can't get up."

"Ugh."

Sao Zhu said "uh", but his hand still didn't let go, and he shouted at the position of the door: "Zhang Yiheng, we're fine, you go to sleep quickly, you have to run tomorrow morning, I still have something to discuss with the charter wife." ”

"Are you really okay?" Zhang Yiheng asked.

"Don't worry, what's the matter?"

"Okay then, Xue'er, don't be sad, Brother Feng didn't mean to target you, good night, sleep well." After Zhang Yiheng finished speaking, he was silent, obviously gone.

"Let go." Long Xue'er's face was already flushed, she was so big, she had two boyfriends in total, but she had never had such an intimate action with that boy, even if it was her boyfriend, she could only pull her hand at the maximum.

As for kissing, if she hadn't gone to the wrong room last time and Xu Zifeng mistook it for Chen Meixi to take away her first kiss, she would still be an innocent little girl with her first kiss.

In her world, she admires love, romance, and even that fairytale-like, mythical pure love, so she has always kept her most precious things, which is to dedicate it to the person she loves the most in the future.

It's just that I didn't expect it to be cheaper than Xu Zifeng in the end.

Of course, it was just a very beautiful misunderstanding, Xu Zifeng didn't mean it, and she went to the wrong room by herself, so she didn't blame Xu Zifeng.

Although this time it was also because of an accidental trip, this time she was lying with the pig, which suddenly made her heartbeat inexplicably speed up a lot, and this kind of action was too intimate for her.

"What are you doing? Obviously, you fell down and lay in my arms by yourself, and I didn't pull you into my arms. "Sao Pig looks like a scoundrel.

"Hmph, Zhang Yiheng obviously likes me, are you worthy of him for doing this? He's your good brother, besides, you said it yourself, you'd rather die than be with me, so what do you mean now? Long Xue'er asked.

Sao Pig was stunned for a moment when he heard this.

Then, he thought of Chen Sijie, I don't know why, he obviously likes to love Chen Sijie in his heart, but now lying with Long Xue'er, his heart seems to be about to jump out, he is really nervous, he hasn't felt this way for a long time.

Of course, when he saw Chen Sijie for the first time, it was like now, his nervous palms were full of sweat.

"Yes, Zhang Yiheng is my good brother, but have you ever heard a sentence that feelings don't need charity, they need to be earned, and you didn't agree to be with him, in other words, I have the right to compete fairly with him, but I don't think I will do that." At the same time as Sao Pig finished saying this, the hand that was holding Long Xue'er's waist tightly before also let go.

Because he remembered Chen Sijie.

Although Chen Sijie has not agreed to be his girlfriend so far, he feels that he should not be like before, always like to eat from the bowl and look at the pot.

"I'm sorry, I was just confused." After Sao Pig let go of his hand, Long Xue'er still lay on him and didn't move.

"Are you trying to make love?" Long Xue'er asked as she stared at the pig's eyes.

Sao Pig shook his head and said, "You should know that I have been pursuing my true love, although I know that you can't like me, but I still want to tell you that I won't step on two boats, and Brother Feng is a good example for me." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Long Xue'er to speak, Sao Zhu said again: "By the way, what happened downstairs just now, and what I said, are actually just jokes, don't take it seriously, and Brother Feng also cares about me, so he will be angry, don't worry, I will tell Brother Feng, you don't need to apologize to me, because I am my own mouth." ”

Long Xue'er didn't say a word, but she got up and got out of the way.

Sao Pig stood up and straightened his clothes, then went to the kennel to pick up his crocodile, and then left Long Xue'er's room.

Xu Zifeng's room.

After some hard work, the two hugged each other tightly and couldn't sleep for a while, so the two chatted, and Chen Meixi said: "Husband, did you hear the voices of Sao Zhu and Long Xue'er just now?" ”

"Nope." Xu Zifeng was concentrating on cultivation just now, and he really reached the realm of not hearing anything outside the window at that time.

"Oh."

Chen Meixi nodded, and not long after, she suddenly took the initiative to kiss Xu Zifeng on the lips and said, "Husband, don't be angry, okay?" Actually, I talked to Cher just now, and she said that she would apologize to Sao Pig. ”

"She promised to apologize?" Xu Zifeng was quite surprised, he thought that Long Xue'er would insist on refusing to apologize, and besides, this incident was not taken seriously, and he discussed it with the pig afterwards, so it was treated as if it had never happened.

"Well, she's already agreed." Chen Meixi said.

"Okay." Xu Zifeng nodded.

"Also, you have to promise me one more thing."

"What's the matter?"

"I'm not allowed to be so angry, and I'm not happy at all when I see you angry." Chen Meixi flattened her mouth.

"Daughter-in-law, you are embarrassing me, people have seven emotions and six desires, and I am not a saint, of course I will be angry, but I can promise you that I will try not to be angry in the future, okay?" Xu Zifeng coaxed.

"That's pretty much it."

"Daughter-in-law, I love you."

"I know."

"I love you."

"Oops, I know."

"I love you."

“......”

"One more time?"

"Phew, you pervert."

"Haha, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, wasting time is a waste of life, anyway, I've rested enough, I'm here."

After Xu Zifeng finished speaking, he put the quilt on the heads of the two of them, and then kissed Chen Meixi's lips, and gradually, some discordant voices sounded.

Xu Zifeng was really tired enough this night, or others always said that there was no ploughed field, only tired cows?

Xu Zifeng got up before dawn the next day, but accidentally woke up Chen Meixi, he quickly put Chen Meixi to sleep, so he got dressed and quietly left the room.

As soon as he came to the door of the bathroom, he saw Zhang Yiheng holding his stomach and standing there with an anxious face, and then the door of the bathroom was closed.

Xu Zifeng asked, "Who is inside?" ”

Zhang Yiheng seemed to have a stomachache and was very uncomfortable, but he forcibly replied: "Brother Sao... Inside. ”

"Damn, this girl likes to play with her mobile phone when she goes to the toilet, are you stupid, you won't knock on the door to urge?" Xu Zifeng glanced at him funny, then raised his hand and knocked on the door and scolded: "Sao pig, get out of here, Zhang Yiheng couldn't hold it anymore, and his face turned green." ”

"Wait." The sound of the pig came from inside the bathroom.

"Wait for a fart, give you ten seconds, Zhang Yiheng will be about to pull it out." Xu Zifeng scolded angrily.

"Rub."

Seven or eight seconds later, the bathroom opened, Sao Pig came out of it, Xu Zifeng glared at him, and said to Zhang Yiheng: "Why don't you go quickly?" You're stupid, knock on the door to urge you if you have a stomachache, if you don't knock on the door to urge, he can squat for half an hour. ”

"Brother Feng, is it so exaggerated?" Sao Pig quibbled.

Zhang Yiheng didn't say anything, and rushed into the bathroom while holding his stomach.

Ten minutes later, everyone gathered in the living room on the first floor, except for Chen Meixi and Long Xue'er, everyone else arrived, and Xu Zifeng gave an order: "Let's go." ”

So a group of people left the apartment.

Half an hour later, a group of people came back from a morning run, and as soon as they entered the door, Sao Pig said strangely: "Hey, I seem to smell the aroma of fried eggs?" ”

"Are you hungry? Yiheng is next to you, besides him, who else will take the initiative to make breakfast? Xu Zifeng scolded with a smile, and Zhang Yiheng immediately spoke: "I'll go up and wash my face, and then make breakfast for everyone." ”

A few people had just taken a few steps inside, and at this time, even Xu Zifeng smelled the fragrance, and not only the omelette, but also the fragrance of miscellaneous sauce.

Then, his eyes fell on the high kitchen table, only to see that there was nothing on it, Xu Zifeng thought to himself, is he also like a pig, hungry and dizzy?

That's when it happened.

Zhang Xiaobao said: "I also smell the fragrance. ”

The brick face nodded: "Me too." ”