Chapter 88
Changyou feels that there is no god in this world who is as miserable as him, and there is no god who is as skinny as his god!
It's not enough for him to serve Xi Yang Jun, and let him go to the Green Deaf Mountain to listen to the news, okay, just listen to it, anyway, this is his usual errand, and he is used to doing it, but with a big child like Xi Yang Jun, how else can he do an errand, but his family Shenjun is completely unaware.
Okay, just take it with you, who let him have such a master!
Just after he was waiting for the three meals a day of Xi Yang Jun, while searching for the flowers, plants, trees and spirits around the Green Deaf Mountain, he finally learned that before the ghost entered the Linglong Tower, except for the soul crossing envoy who came out of the underworld on business, only the two little demons in the demon world had passed by here.
So, he happily connected to the jade card and told the news to his family Shenjun, who knows, after his family Shenjun heard it, he only lightly responded to him with a "I know", and unilaterally ended the call.
I know, you know, what should I do with this relation? Changyou was almost sad to death, but he couldn't bring such a long-along-looking Xiyangjun back to the big villa directly, so he had to accept his fate and take Xiyangjun back to Hexu Mountain.
After the round of Xushan, Chang Right thought about it and felt that the reason why he couldn't get rid of the fate of taking a baby was all because of the appearance that Xi Yang Jun couldn't take care of himself, if Xi Yang Jun could live alone in the deep mountains, he would naturally not need to take it.
So Changyou began to seriously teach Xiyangjun how to recognize poison, how to hunt, how to find firewood, how to raise fire, how to cook, he taught seriously, Xiyangjun learned with his heart, and it didn't take long for Xiyangjun to live alone in the deep mountains by himself.
Just when Changyou felt that he had finally come to an end, finally free, and could finally go to Shaozun to play, news came from his family Shenjun again!
It turned out to be the news that his family's Divine Monarch was going to leave the mortal realm temporarily, and when he left, he also ordered him to take Xiyang Jun back to the villa to guard the Six Realms Gate, and asked him to change into Shaozun's appearance and go to school for Shaozun.
Changyou was about to cry, he had just taught Xiyangjun to live in the mountains, and now he was going to bring Xiyangjun to the city, and he looked at Xiyangjun, who had almost grown into a savage, and Changyou only felt a burst of pain in his brain.
No, the fate of his family's god monarch is greater than the sky, and he has to grit his teeth in difficulties, so Changyou led Xi Yangjun back to the big villa, but what he never expected was that this was the beginning of the disaster.
Originally, he thought that he was simply going to school for Shaozun, but he didn't expect that no, he would have to go home once a week to be a son!
He is a tens of thousands of years old divine beast, and he calls a human in his early forties his father???
Okay, dad is dad, since Shaozun calls that mortal a dad, he doesn't suffer a loss if he calls him, in Shaozun's words, he gets used to it!
But what I didn't expect was that there was something worse than admitting it, that Xiyangjun was used to living in the mountains, and after returning to the big villa, he wanted to cook on the fire, but he couldn't find the fire pit, and finally fell in love with the luxurious fireplace in his living room.
He probably felt that the space in the fireplace was too small for him to perform, so he smashed the partition wall on the fireplace by dividing it by two.
Okay, you smash it, smash it, anyway, it's your things that are smashed, but what do you do when you cut down the trees in the community, you say you cut it, you cut it when the moon is dark and the wind is high, this is broad daylight, you cut down other people's trees, and after cutting it, it was blatantly dragged to the house.
So his strange behavior shocked the property office, so the property office came to a group of people, looking for Changyou, and when he explained that they were not tenants, Xi Yang Jun was the owner, the property staff to Xi Yang Jun is identification, and after a toss of fingerprint verification, the identity of the owner of Xi Yang Jun was finally confirmed.
After laughing, he threw them an agreement to pay for the damage to the public property of the owners of the community, and then walked away.
Looking at the amount on the compensation bill, this is sad again, where does he have money, the rich is Xi Yang Jun, but Xi Yang Jun doesn't remember anything now.
Changyou was angry and connected to the jade plate, wanting to angrily reprimand his family's god-monarch, but suddenly remembered that his family's god-monarch was no longer in the mortal realm a few days ago.
Crossing the border to connect to the jade plate, with the only bit of mana he has at present, he can't do it, not to mention that he has to change into a young master and go to school, and he can't use up all his mana.
After thinking about it, he found that the only person he could find was Zhang Yunchen, the mortal who chased after him every day and asked where Shaozun went.
So after Changyou asked Zhang Yunchen for help, he was forced to experience a handful of people in the mortal world who asked for me, and there was a world of difference between when I asked for help.
When Zhang Yunchen found the villa according to the address he said, after seeing Xi Yangjun's face, he looked like he would never help him deal with any problems if he didn't explain things clearly.
But he sadly found that no matter how angry he was, it didn't help, not to mention anything else, just say that the Xiyang Jun even cut down trees and smashed the fireplace for three meals a day, he really couldn't imagine how much else he could toss for him in order to eat the Xiyangjun.
After thinking about it for a while, Chang You felt that he could not expose the identity of Xi Yang Jun as the guardian envoy of the mortal realm, and he could not tell a mortal about the affairs of the Six Realms, so he could only explain the fact that Xi Yang Jun was Doctor Song.
This was not enough, and in the end, under Zhang Yunchen's persecution, he honestly explained the whereabouts of his young master, and only then did he get Zhang Yunchen's help.
Changyou thought that this was already the worst scenario, but Zhang Yunchen told him with practical actions that there is no worst in this world, only worse.
Zhang Yunchen paid the fine for them, calmed down the property turmoil, and lent him money, so that he could maintain Xi Yangjun's food and drink in the future, but who knew that the day after dealing with these things, this mortal actually moved to the villa with large boxes and small boxes, and lived there confidently.
He also said vigorously, "Since you are even a fake doctor now, how can I believe that an unidentified person will pay me back, in case you don't pay back the money and run away, what will I do, so I have to move here, watch you, and prevent you from escaping before Xiao Xiao comes back." ”
Come on, although Changyou is angry, but after thinking about it for two days, he feels that what people say is quite reasonable, it is natural for him to repay debts, he can't pay back the money from others, and now he is not only penniless but also unidentified, it is natural for everyone to suspect him, and it is natural for people to stare at him.
So under his self-comfort, he didn't bother with Zhang Yunchen's move-in.
But what he never expected was that this mortal not only moved in, but also kicked his nose in the face, not only instructed him to make every three meals a day every day, but also asked him to clean every day on the grounds that he was the owner of the house and should be the one to clean the room.
It's just a matter of cooking, anyway, people pay for it, and he should do it, plus Xi Yangjun also wants to eat, and he also cooks a person's meal, and it's nothing to add a person's food, so he doesn't complain.
Although the reason for cleaning the room is far-fetched, it is right to think about it, no matter how you say it, it is the responsibility of the god of his family to become like this, and he should help Xi Yangjun clean the hall of his house.
But why did he still help that mortal Huan wash his clothes?
As a result, Zhang Yunchen said confidently, Dr. Song is washing alone, and it won't be good if he adds him, not to mention, the washing machine is turned on, and only one person is washed, which is a waste of water and electricity!
It makes sense!
So since then, Changyou's errand in the city has changed from guarding the Gate of the Six Realms, serving the Emperor of the Six Realms, and going to school for the Shaozun, to guarding the Gate of the Six Realms, eating three meals a day, washing and cooking, cleaning the hall, serving the creditor, serving the King of the Soil, and going to school for the Shaozun by the way.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt unfair, protested, and wanted to pick on his son, but he was threatened by the mortal man, and threatened to cut off the rations of the king of Xiyang......
So Changyou went from a dignified envoy of the divine realm to the caretaker of Xi Yangjun, and then became a little nanny in a big villa, in addition to serving a big child and a creditor every day, he also had to go to school and study!
However, this mortal is not completely useless, for example, every time he sits in the classroom and listens to the teacher's lecture, it is like listening to the book of heaven, and he doesn't know what the homework left by the teacher is, then this mortal will take the initiative to help him complete his homework, and make detailed class records for Shaozun, saying that it is convenient for Shaozun to make up for it when he comes back.
For example, after discovering that the strange behavior of Xi Yang Jun is not an IQ problem but a memory problem, he took the initiative to teach Xi Yang Jun some common sense of life, daily knowledge, and saw that Xi Yang Jun learned quickly and remembered accurately, and began to teach Xi Yang Jun to read and break words, and then saw that Xi Yang Jun had a strong learning ability and could never forget, so he taught more energetically.
These two things alone saved him a lot of trouble, at least he didn't have to worry about his homework, and he didn't have to face the doubts in the professor's eyes when he looked at him.
There is also no need to deal with the things that make him smile bitterly from time to time, at least things like picking fruits from trees and firewood in the villa have not happened.
And in order to make Shaozun's parents not suspicious, when he goes to Shaozun's house to be his son every week, Zhang Yunchen will go with him, which not only avoids the risk of him being recognized, but also avoids the embarrassment of being chased by Shaozun's father to ask if he is sick because he dare not speak, and he has to drag him to the hospital.
This mortal can not only talk to Shaozun's father very speculatively, but also coax Shaozun's stepmother very happy, as long as he is there, Shaozun's father can't remember that he is still there, which makes him very satisfied, except that when he sleeps at night, the mortal must sleep in Shaozun's bed, and he wants him to sleep on the ground, which makes him not very happy......