Chapter 20: The Invincible Man
"My lord, please help me!! I really can't help it. ”
The elf in front of him has a long peach blossom face, charming eyes, smooth and beautiful green hair, and a small mouth with red dandandan, just looking at the appearance, called the great beauty who has brought disaster to the country and the people.
But at this time, the crying pear blossom brought rain, and the peach blossom eyes that looked at me were full of pleading and pleading, and suddenly threw herself into my arms, but I hurriedly pulled away the robe that was torn. Silently took a step back and pulled away.
"What's wrong? Don't forget, you're a law enforcer and a man! ”
Yes, the elf crying miserably in front of him is the shrewd and decisive elven first-level defense officer of the Supreme Court, Koros. Eintan.
Elf men are inherently androgynous, and Koros is known as the first beauty in the judicial system, which always makes people wonder if they have filled in the wrong gender on the work card, and there is a precedent of being pulled into the women's toilet, and he himself is also very embarrassed, and he also strives to show masculinity in daily life.
Others wear silver masks, which means that they give up their personal identity and administer justice fairly, but as far as I know, Koros wears a mask even after work, and there is a certain sense of mask collecting and manufacturing habits.
It is said that he has a collection full of cabinets of judicial masks, those delicate silver masks The unique craftsmanship of the elves has been carved and treated, and the valuables such as mythril filament, pure gold and gems are willing to invest, and the elves are excellent enough to be able to draw a map of the scenery of the sulphur mountain city on the mask, but the mask is also a part of the uniform, how can it be different, in order not to affect the work, so his carvings are small and cannot be distinguished without a magnifying glass, that is, all the efforts are in vain, they are all white carvings......
Even so, he treats it as a treasure every day, at least several times, and does not pick it off when he bathes or sleeps....... everyone knows what this is, but no one is stupid enough to say it.
In the past, these masks did give courage and dignity to this elf defender with a feminine face, his natural delicacy made him understand the law very deeply, and his faith and love for the law made me respect, in my eyes, regardless of appearance, he was also an extremely good defender, like this to throw away the mask and cry for help, I still encountered it for the first time.
"Calm down, Cross, take a deep breath, what's going on, is it that the Brimstone Mountain City Prison has been robbed and the criminals have escaped?"
Cross shook her head vigorously, tears scattering and wetting my sleeves.
There were already people pointing fingers on the side, in order not to be suspected of having a problem with sexual orientation, and in order not to become the number one news spread by the rotten girls of different shijie, I silently took a step back again and distanced myself from it.
"Is it a dragon attacking the city? Did you notify the city lord? ”
Still shaking his head, it doesn't seem to be.
"It's the Monster Siege..."I asked a few of the most likely answers in a row, but I still just shook my head, and finally, when Cross had caught his breath, I said to myself.
"It's a sad wind, it's a half-dragon man's sad wind. Hérault this change. State! He's gone too far! ”
At this time, the beauty wiped away her tears, remembered that she was still in the court, and tried to squeeze out a smile. Hearing exclamations and screams behind me, I silently took another step back and pulled away three meters.
Then, in "his" narration, I figured out the ins and outs of the matter.
The half-dragon hunter who has a special love for haode, after the lightning passage of the two bills against him [Regulations prohibiting humanoids from having super-friendly relationships with non-humanoid creatures] and [chong object rearing permit conditions], his "chong things" and "lovers" were taken away, and he was indeed hit hard, but soon, he had to rise again...
He didn't want to be a beastmaster hunter anymore, he changed his career to become a veterinarian, specializing in obstetrics and gynecology...
Originally, this is nothing, the beastmaster hunter already knows a lot about animals, and he is good at treating chong things, and being a veterinarian is even more vocational, he himself has only been in the industry for a week, and his enthusiastic, patient, and caring care skills have been well received, and he has created his own "love touch" which makes chongwu calm skills, only to .......
"I took my little white to the doctor, and I encountered that change. state, that change. It's a doctor there.,Obviously using obscene skills to play with everyone's chong things.,He also smiled at me proudly.,While playing with my little white... Woo woo, Xiaobai is so innocent, and he is happy to lick his fingers...... I, I'm going to kill him and avenge the insulted Xiaobai!! ”
If I'm not mistaken, Xiaobai is his chong dog...
Cross cried miserably and miserably, as a druid-born wild elf, he hated this unnatural behavior, as a law enforcer, Cross also defended it, Croos's behavior is simply a disregard for the dignity of the law, don't look at the moment Cros is crying like a girl coquettish, I don't hesitate about the truth of his murderous intent towards Sadwind.
And according to my understanding of his brain, after committing a crime, he will definitely turn himself in and beg for death, or this time he will resign as a law enforcer and die with that perversion.
I was a little speechless, if I thought that this kind of thing would make a proud subordinate die in the line of duty so disgracefully, it really makes people not know how to deal with it.
So, I said weakly behind me.
"Stop reading the jokes, go help me make that. This is the first time I've met an opponent who can ignore my laws in such a way. ”
"Yes, sir."
"Okay, sir, go right away."
Sure enough, more than a dozen answers sounded at the same time, and the bunnies were hiding in the corner to watch the joke.
And Koros finally remembered that this was a public place and quickly stood up, but his eyes were full of anticrisy and trust, and it was really difficult to know how to respond.
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My office is not big and I change with that. They looked at each other across the office desktop, but they didn't know what to say for a while.
Is it necessary to re-legislate and ban this guy from being a veterinarian? No, in the past, if you legislate against someone, I really became a joke.
Moreover, the continuous change of the law itself is a major taboo, which is tantamount to saying that the original law was problematic to the whole society, and will have a serious negative impact on the law and the dignity of the judiciary itself.
Directly erase the other party? But it's easy to do, but the crime and punishment are relatively proportionate, and it is also the basic principle of justice. state, but no sin will lead to death.
From the perspective of judicial fairness, directly erasing the other party if it cannot grasp the judgment of the crime is simply a foolish act that denies the value of the existence of the entire judicial system.
Shut him up? Sorry he's not guilty, he's just fulfilling a. The duties of a doctor, the careful caress of lovely things, some "touches" are inevitable... I guess he's going to argue that, and it makes perfect sense, we don't have proof...
I was spread out in my chair, and it was the first time I felt so weak.
"Can't kill, can't be closed, can only watch him continue to be obscene and cute? None of the allied forces of the Templar Church have changed this way. It's hard to deal with. ”
Sad wind. Hérvo's eyes rolled, as if he had made up his mind.
"My lord, can I go back? I still have work to do, and I have a lot of things to queue up for the doctor's appointment."
This guy seems to be smiling innocently, but in fact he is demonstrating to me. "The Supreme Court is powerful? I still can't help it. ”
"Normal methods are not suitable, I am also good at evil crooked ways, slander, rumors, stuffy sticks, and false accusations, it is not too easy to kill you." Just when I was going to play my cards out of common sense and clean up the changes in front of me. At that time, a voice sounded in my ears.
"Master, according to your jihua, we just need a person to go to jail, isn't he a good fit..."
So, I smiled and took a closer look at the person in front of me.
"No matter how you look at it, it looks like a change that should go to jail. state, very suitable, well, good. ”
Paying attention, I held up two fingers.
"Let's make a judicial deal. Two things, if you do it, I'll give you a chong animal care certificate, and you won't be a veterinarian in the future, as long as you don't affect the social atmosphere in public places, what should you do when you go home, I just don't see it. ”
Yes, the hobby of the sad wind, this is only a sin at the moral level, as long as it is not disclosed to the point of causing a negative social impact and corrupting the social atmosphere, the crime has not touched my red line, it can barely be tolerated, but... Looking at the disgusting smug smile of the man in front of me, I really feel disgusted, I wish a finger of death would kill him!
Closing my eyes and not looking at the smug smile of the half-dragon man in front of me, it took me a long time before I calmed down my emotions and restrained my killing intent.
"The first thing, to Koros daoqian, well, it's the elf defender you cried, how can others defend you, so resentful of virtue, how can it be like words."
"Yes, yes, my lord, I'll give Ms. Koros a daoqian right away!!"
"Yes sir!" Not surprisingly, I saw the half-dragon man with a surprised face, and I continued.
"The second thing, you give me a criminal case, I put you in the Sulfur Mountain City Prison, I want you to do something for me inside."
"What?!"
"Jailbreak!! …….”
By the time the sad wind was gone, I had finished the work I had accumulated during this time, and four or five hours had passed, and it was time for the moon to set.
And when I stood on the windowsill and looked at the peaceful and prosperous scene outside, I sighed a little.
"It's been too long since Brimstone Mountain City has been peaceful. So peaceful that some people have forgotten their duty. ”
"Isn't that your credit. Are you boasting about narcissism again? ”
As usual, I was in the mood to quarrel with her at this moment.
"No, thanks to Adam and Margaret, it was Shijie who sheltered the city in the dungeon of crazy infighting, but apparently, someone has forgotten the favor they have received, and it is time to remind them."
Eliza nodded.
"Betrayers will never be forgiven, in fact, according to the rules of the dungeon, we can directly purge them, which is also the opinion of most high-level spies on the sidelines..."
"This is Brimstone Mountain City, everyone is equal, there is no power, well, at least not on the surface. The hard-won peace, well, the peace on the surface, should also be cherished, or do things according to the rules of the Sulfur Mountain City. We need to "accidentally" get incriminating evidence of those who betrayed and let some die unexpectedly. ”
"Yes, as soon as chaos is caused, our stalkers will start collecting evidence, and as long as the evidence is conclusive, it will be time for the trial hall and law enforcement department to come into play."
"Are both the tracker and the magic tracking sigil ready? I don't want a single criminal to get away. ”
"Yes, it's all ready, the magic tracking sigil has been placed in the prison's drinking water, and it won't disappear for three months, enough for you to get them all back. We, the 3,600 bystanders, will all be dispatched, and as long as the number of escapees is less than 1,000, not a single innocent citizen will be harmed. ”
"Well, then let the dog out and bite people. The city of Brimstone is so peaceful, how can I use a knife to cut off the carrion. ”
Releasing the prisoner to lure the snake out of the hole was a risky move, and it took a lot of effort for me to get them to support me in taking action when I talked to the Four Heavenly Kings.
"Yes, bystanders will force those special fugitives to flee to the right place, and even if they don't go, our inside line will lead them there. However, I'm just worried about whether that sad wind can really make it out of prison. ”
"Don't underestimate him, look at this."
Looking at the document in front of her, even Eliza, who had never changed her face, was also surprised.
"How is it possible, Gold-rank Beastmaster Hunter! Master of Beastmaster? ”
"Yes, this is the natural advantage of the immortal species, as long as you get it long enough, you will always get stronger, and the Beastmaster Hunter is indeed a natural beast trainer, his love for beasts ,,,,,, forget it, don't mention it, it's disgusting. Look at the report again..."
"Less than an hour after Target X entered the prison, he asked all the inmates in his fellow inmates to apply for a change of room, and someone yelled 'Don't let me change with that. At the same time, there are really prisoners who hit the wall and begged for death....'It's too exaggerated!! ”
“… Not only that, but there was also a 'squeak' sound in the cell. He must have summoned the rats to help...... Hopefully just to help with the jailbreak, I don't want to go on thinking about it. ”
Inexplicably, the killing intent that was finally suppressed boiled again.
"Do you have to do it? There is no impermeable wall on Shijie, release prisoners, and if the wind leaks, it will be of your prestige..."
"Even if there is no leakage, just a prison break in the judicial system, a detention is not strict, and the punishment of demotion and investigation is inevitable, even if Adam is not punished, I will take the initiative to ask for punishment."
After a long time, Eliza continued.
"You're trying to suppress your reputation, is it worth it?"
"If the reputation and prestige of his subordinates are higher than that of the top leader, that leader is really not good. Since you want to help Anne to take the position, then, let's do a full set of plays. Not to mention ,,,,,"
"What's more?"
"The tide of the new era is coming, no one can stop this catastrophe, and in the changing times, I am nothing to be famous. And ,,,,,"
"And you're still wondering if little Anne will be moved to make a promise because of your sacrifice."
I was amazed, but I heard her continue to choke.
"Hmph, make a promise? Hehe, according to her character, she will only be angry with you, annoyed with you, and ignore you. Hum! It's best to ignore you for the rest of your life! ”
Looking at the half-demon girl in front of me with a completely different cold expression from the past, and her face was flushed, I said something to the devil.
"You, jealous? Jealous that I'm better for Anne than for you? ”
Then, in an instant, the air in the office stopped... Looking at the poisonous tongue maid's red glow all the way to her ears, and her eyes full of shame, I began to pray for my collection.
"It's over, it's wrong, she's definitely going to retaliate!!"
Strangely, she kept a strange silence, and only after a long time did she squeeze out a sentence.
"If I'm really jealous, and you..."
Eliza's voice grew smaller and smaller, and she couldn't hear it clearly.
"What?"
I was racking my brains to make some joke to lighten the mood, when suddenly, the office door opened, Cross rushed inside, and Eliza, blushing, disappeared into the shadows.
"My lord, it's not good, there has been an escape from the prison of Brimstone Mountain City!!"
"What's the panic? It's not in jihua. ”
"But....it's not one of our jihuas.,That change. Before the state could dig the wall, another place was directly escaped, and someone attacked the prison! This is a real prison break!! The prisoners are all running out!! The situation is out of control. ”
"Smack! It was the sound of me crushing the gauntlets of a wooden chair, and with it a suffocating siphon of magic.
In the next second, the whole shijie was distorted, and the colorful shijie became only black and white, Eliza was driven out of the shadows, and Koros was also rushed out of the room by the magic of the rage.
"These bastards are tired of life, and they dare to make trouble on Lao Tzu's hole cards!! That bastard who doesn't have long eyes, I'm going to kill your whole family!! ”
Well, this passage of the thug-like speech at the door of the office has finally become the black history of the eternal polite and courteous Sleepless Justice...
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PS。 Since someone mentioned a typo, let's slowly change it from the beginning
ps2,Changed it N times repeatedly.,Only to find out that the word chong of the blocked thing is not possible.,Pinyin will be on it.。