Chapter 502: Flying Skateboard Shoes
The Boulder Heavy Infantry Regiment is the undefeated shield of the Principality of Sasha, and it is also the ace heavy infantry regiment with the title of "Royal".
The kind of heavy infantry in golden heavy armor are all giants more than two meters tall, many of them are barbarians and orcs, they are trained, and they are good at using the combination of heavy axes, spears, and tower shields, and are especially good at forming military formations to defeat the weak over the strong.
In the military reform in the past few years, their alchemists organically linked these weapons, and the heavy military uniform called the thunder axe shield can be called a battlefield murder weapon.
Well, this is also a product of magic mechanics, when the changes of the new era come, no one will look backward, even if a dynasty is extremely mediocre, it still spends a lot of silver to build a modern fleet.
In the face of the changes of the times, the Sasha royal family gritted its teeth and opened its own treasury, and the Royal Rock Heavy Infantry Regiment was the first to benefit.
If you give an evaluation, this Sasha Shield can probably reach the average third-order silver evaluation, although after the Dawn Era, even if the ability in all aspects increases, this is still a good evaluation.
Such a group of strong men blocked the mountain road and set up a sentry post, I am afraid that the thieves will not be able to pass Guò, and forcibly breaking through is equivalent to declaring war with the principality, just waiting to be on the wanted list, no wonder those adventurers have a headache.
But for me, it's actually not that hard to break through the so-called blockade.
There are quite a few of them, their strength is okay, and they can indeed block the ground, and I have passed from the sky.
For an ordinary small country, an air knight is expensive and impractical, and the consumption of an air knight is enough to support a wing. And the cubs and eggs of all kinds of flying monsters are often priceless black market hot goods. But after the Dawn Era. The Sky Knight is a lot more approachable.
Not to mention those aerial monsters with amazing appetites, the creations of magic mechanics can also build floating fighters and warships, of course, the price is not low, but at least there are channels to get it.
And once other countries have a full range of air cavalry, I am afraid that even if you are reluctant, you will have to buy it, in a sense, this is also an arms competition in another world.
Of course. Some profiteers will not let go of such a good opportunity, and because some unreliable guys have joined this arms feast, a number of goods that people cannot evaluate normally have also flowed into the market.
"The cheapest individual flying equipment, don't need any additional equipment position, the general comfort of intimate clothing, small size, low weight, less energy consumption, what are you hesitating about, come and buy the flying pigeon No. 2."
Don't be fooled by the advertising claims. He wasn't lying, it was as comfortable as underwear. He's the underwear -- steel-jetted panties.
The principle is probably somewhat similar to that of the power backpack, and it is easy to operate directly with the backpack on the body, and it consumes less energy, which is just perfect....... no wonder!
The high temperature of the jet will make the lower body as comfortable as a volcano, and even if you endure this, the Flying Pigeon 4 does solve the problem of high temperatures, and the scene of the butt spewing colored flames and smoke into the sky is not too beautiful, it is said that even if someone was deceived by the advertisement and bought a batch, those front-line fighters refused after the trial.
Of course, these things are also strange among the wonderful, and they are no promotional trial products at all, but for arms trading, throwing away various prototypes and trial products to sell them for money can not only recover research funds, but also test goods with actual combat, which is simply not too profitable.
Well, having said that, I probably know what's coming.
In the fifth year of the Dawn Era, that is, two years ago, after learning that the neighboring country had purchased a large number of power backpacks, the Principality of Sasha also sent an arms procurement specialist, but unfortunately, the procurement officer apparently did not hear the classic "flight underwear" joke, and only purchased according to the advertising slogan and instructions.
Luckily, it was the flying panties that had proven to be a stupid decision at that time, and those goods were taken off the shelves, but the bad luck was the purchasing specialist of the Duchy of Sasha, who was also deceived by those advertising words, and gave up the increasingly mature power backpack system and bought a substitute for the flight panties - flying skateboard shoes.
Well, it does look cool to step on the boots with fire, but only if the boots are controllable, and it turns out that flying skateboard shoes are a more stupid idea than flying panties, which can at least be touched by your hands and can be controlled, and the boots ....... not to mention how to bow your head and touch your shoes in the air, change the spray angle at will, you really bend down, and the change of center of gravity can allow you to enjoy the hellish Hot Wheels like a chain of rolls in the air.
It looks funny to outsiders, but to a warrior, it makes people laugh at all, especially when a few young people just roll and fall to the ground.
However, it can't be said that the designer is too stupid, after all, in a certain plane of reality, flying tanks, self-exploding hounds, balloon bombs, airship bombers and other strange weapons are the same as killing their own people.
Especially in this world, there is no accumulation of aerodynamics, fluid science and other theories, and designing flying props itself is a bit like hitting a big luck, after a series of pit products, the result is still the most practical jetpack that I drew blueprints, after all, this is also a mature work that has been verified by time in a certain world.
Mature arms dealers tend to buy and sell battle-tested classic weapons, rather than cool-looking, cheap new weapons, and it is obvious that it is stupid to buy such things, but the market is constantly maturing and letting others take advantage of it, and in the early days of the international arms market, tuition fees always had to be paid.
But it is said that it was a member of the royal family who bought this thing, how can the weapons and equipment bought thousands of miles away be put in the warehouse and rust, doesn't that prove the stupidity of the royal family? As a result, these things were simply rationed to the front-line troops.
Not to mention, there are really people who use it, and there are always people who can figure it out, but the posture is stupid.
Since you can't control the switch under your feet? I'll take a long pole/thin wire to remotely control zhì is not enough.
Well, they did fly up, and after a long period of training, they were able to control their own direction. But fly in the sky. Also holding two poles/long lines in your hands to adjust your direction. All their limbs were tied, and they didn't even think about fighting except for reconnaissance.
By the way, although the appearance of flying is really stupid, this way of operation has actually spread, and many people who also buy flying boots (unlucky eggs) use this way to operate the boots, which can be regarded as waste utilization.
And as far as I know, Sasha can go to heaven except for the goblin courier company. That's all I have to say, I don't summon the bone dragon and let the gargoyles fly, and they won't be able to stop me.
"Could it be that that's why those Ten Thousand Dead fellows went looking for dragon corpses? They need large bone dragons that fly over the mountains? ”
All kinds of flying mounts have limits, and the energy required to fly is ten or a hundred times that of walking on the ground, which is determined by the gravity rules of this world. Nor can it fly endlessly.
Ordinary gargoyles don't fly very high, and flying too long will not only damage the body. It also needs to replenish mana for the soul core, which limits its maximum flight distance, and ordinary flying monsters also need to replenish meat food, and only the legendary undead like the bone dragon can break through the restrictions of the mountains at one time without hindrance.
Bone dragons are not easy to do, each bone dragon represents a giant dragon has fallen, how to make a bone dragon without a dragon corpse, and it is not convenient to walk in the human country with a bone dragon.
A lot of trivial information seems to be connected into a thread, and my purpose is also on paper, no matter who enters the mountain range, it is barely acceptable, but the Ten Thousand Dead Guild cannot, once they enter the ruins and successfully open the plane gate, it is equivalent to starting a new war.
And when the Principality of Sasha forcibly blocked adventurers from entering the mountains, many adventurers were also secretly linked, and when I came here as a legendary necromancer, I also received an invitation to a private meeting to discuss the matter of breaking the blockade, and it seems that many people are ready to move.
And when I was about to go to the conference, I was pleasantly surprised by an unexpected news.
"Timiret is here?" ――
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The little guy was very arrogant when he came, and the ultra-small assault ship with the flowing fire crossed the sky like a meteor and landed directly near our camp.
And soon, he found me with all that mess.
Looking at that familiar and unfamiliar face, my feelings were very complicated.
When they were separated, little Timirette was only more than nine years old, and now seven years have passed, and it is normal to be about sixteen or seventeen years old, and the snot child in his memory has now become a young man, but .......
"It's okay to be taller than me, after all, in the development period, what does it mean to be full of muscles in only underwear?! You've joined the Bison Pie too? Or is that cult already spreading throughout the country! ”
My roar was full of trepidation, and in my memory, my sister controlled Xiao Zhengtai, and in a blink of an eye, she became a muscular brother, such a change reminded me of some bastards, and it made people more and more uneasy, could it be that Snowhoof and Storm Eagle really succeeded in promoting their philosophy of life, and the entire northern and Lanmeng high-level became such strange creatures.
"This?"
The thick and hoarse voice was obviously changing voices, and there was still a little deliberately reserved mustache under his nose, and he lifted the tool belt with white underwear attached, and touched the sturdy stick meat, but smiled innocently.
"Brother Roland, don't think too much, I'm still normal, but I've been playing with machinery for the past few years, and I move these heavy things every day, so I naturally train my muscles. As for the clothes... The temperature of the machine is high, and it is always very uncomfortable to work in a hot place, so it is comfortable to work, and I rushed to come after receiving your letter, and I didn't have time to change my clothes......"
I was immediately relieved, but the next moment, I became nervous again.
"....... look, since I have been full of muscles, the correct exercise method and scientific and rational fitness equipment have created the perfect muscle ratio of my golden ratio, I was the runner-up in last year's bodybuilding competition, coupled with engineering attainments, I am very popular with girls!"
Puff up your pectoral muscles, show off your biceps, standard bodybuilding movements, what's the bodybuilding competition all about? It seems that those bastards left behind by Omar are still scourging the teenagers of the Lan League.
"When I get back, I'll put those bastards in the oil pot......."
I shook my head, leaving behind those who didn't, maybe it was a good thing that Timiret had been transformed.
"Little one, get dressed and get ready to go out, I'm afraid no one will be able to connect you with the genius engineer right now. Come with me to a meeting and let us meet the leaders of the adventurers. (To be continued......)